Please put “Never gave a Nazi salute” on mine.

“Never went to therapy (but should have)”

Of course he didn’t! Neither did Trump and 75% of the current administration BUT that doesn’t mean they didn’t need it and a VERY young age. We are reaping the angst of their narcissism!

Gravestone budget was tight, so they shortened it to “Repressed.” The rest is buried. Emotionally and literally.

It’s funny that he thinks we can’t already tell.

Is this so the rest of us can use his grave to sell therapy?

His grave would be therapy to me.

This is so we can build a therapy building on top of his grave. … Wait… Maybe that would be like building a home on top of a native cemetery. 🤔 Nevermind.

"I mean, the office space is nice but my clients just seem to get more and more insecure. And the coffee pot won't stop talking about white genocide."

Clearly 😂

"Never went to therapy...although I had a pathological hatred for anyone who wasn't like me and would certainly kill someone with one of my many guns....But, of course, I didn't need therapy"

He really is like Wheatley from Portal 2 as a human person.

Concerning… Ok, fine, but hurry up or we’ll forget!😉

There won't be a gravestone. He's going to be buried in a giant crypt with his army of nameless, serial-numbered clone babies whose organs he never got around to harvesting and that were never adopted by Grimes.

I'm sure everyone who has met him knows

Whatever’s on his gravestone, you can be sure it’ll be desecrated by people like me.

This fuckturd can put whatever he wants on his tombstone. Won't be anyone else on Mars to read it.

"All of my children hated me"

Too bad!

Tomorrow is open...

I was honestly just thinking to myself yesterday, imagine how much damage, suffering and death could have been avoided if Trump had just gotten therapy instead of running for president.

Because you are a sane person who could benefit from sympathy and find solace in meaning and growth in knowing yourself better. Narcissists can never, ever achieve that. It's impossible. They don't have a self to reflect on.

If only they could be crop dusted with therapy.

When the hand that operates the puppet President posts under a name like an incel 4chan adolescent would dream up, you should be petrified with his influence over your country.

Should that go above or below "I never got laid" on his tombstone.

Because they are cowards. They can’t look in the mirror!

Also add “He never grew up”

And under it put “and everyone could tell”.

girl the only thing i’m adding to his grave is spit and piss

Right next to "never hugged my kids"

I was raised on radio, but I believe therapy is a good call. I recommend Doc Martin to administer the needed kick in the ass type of nurturing therapy.

please go under said gravestone, mister DOGE.

Dear Elon: When? Signed, The World

"Put it on my gravestone" -Man who will be thrown in an unmarked ditch somewhere in the middle of nowhere

Rest in pieces.

Full bin Laden treatment.

Insh'Allah

Also, "I'm a mediocre white man with small dick energy that didn't know what personal growth meant"

Elon's Mom, yelling at people, calling them 'retards', is all the support he needs. Musk brand family therapy.

Well that is definitely where it will be in his case

So, someone told him he needed therapy and he refused? When he really needed it?

Honestly, to think that anyone thinks that's a flex is SO pathetic.

This is true I have undiagnosed something and various people issues with the government

digging the hole infinitely deeper should he ever change his mind

Please put "Screwed around with mind altering drugs with zero medical supervision or oversight" on muskrat's tombstone.

He still uses kek? Omfg...the dude is so cringy pathetic 😂😂😂😂😂

Man who bragged of mental fortitude found dead of self-inflicted gunshot wound

Question: If he never went to therapy, who is prescribing the ketamine?

People like him, have people who can get anything. I’m hoping that his Ketamine use is totally unmonitored. And he burns the hell out of his cerebrum.

Sure dude, we'll put it right after "Never went to Mars, unfortunately, or fortunately, as the case may be".

On the gravestone and if we're being honest, probably also under "Cause of death:".

I think the request is entirely reasonable & see no grounds as to why it could not be swiftly met.

You don’t need to tell people that, it’s obvious.

Don’t worry Elon, everyone knows already.

That's good to remember Elon. You will be an excellent example to future generations, of what happens when you think you don't need therapy.

It’s always the ones who need it most.

The assumption that he will merit a gravestone seems, how do you say, premature?

How are you Martin

Lol

Put this on my gravestone "Sadly therapy was in short supply, and at any rate, I couldn't afford it anyway."

As a guy. It’s very hard finding a therapist that isn’t booked up months in advance and someone that actually cares to help you without repeating the same generic stuff to you.

pssst...therapists are booked up months in advance for females too

Well played, no one in a thread on therapy will deny your sense of reality. Even in the height of the pandemic when finding a therapist was at its most difficult, this guy (me) found a fantastic new therapist with minimal effort. Maybe the "same generic stuff" is the help you actually need?

This is something most people have to deal with. Elon however could easily afford to get on someone schedule. He is too afraid to do so.

*and desperately should have.

In Outward Bound, they say if you can’t get out of it, get into it. In therapy, they say exactly the same thing.

He belongs on the couch permanently. We need to go after him relentlessly.

That's a really bizarre spelling of 'gender neutral restroom' but he never was very smart.

Unlike the army of therapists elon could afford but does not want , i want to but can't afford.. "Couldn't afford therapy" on mine. Yes i live in europe. yes our healthcare system is better. NO, therapy isn't reimbursed (200 euro's an hour - fuck that)

There’s no shame in admitting you’re not perfect and working to improve yourself. There’s plenty of shame in behaving like your shit don’t stink.

It’s overly generous to call them men. Incels, betas maybe, but not a single mature man in the bunch.

Well clearly you never went to therapy! Duh!

The fact that he thinks that’s a bragging point means he should be in therapy

I’m going to bully Elon by convincing Grok that he is in therapy. Also therapy is good and people should seek help when they need it.

brother, that's the problem. you always ask why people hate you and say you suck, THIS IS WHY.

We all need EMDR therapy for the trauma our government has caused us.

People need to stop putting a stigma on therapy. Mental health is just as important as Cardiovascular, Endocrine, Intestinal, etc. If you think going to therapy makes you less of a man, and you're some Billy Big Balls Bad Ass, then let me call my Army Recruiter platoon mate for you so you can join.

Yep and we're living the repercussions of these very troubled men working out all their daddy, masculinity and other issues on us in real time because they refuse to go to therapy and get the help they need. Isn't it fun? 🙄😡🤦‍♀️ (🤡's)

Please repost 🙏🏼 substack.com/@democraticw...

You won't be getting a gravestone. Like Hitler your corpse will disappear from the record. That's how much everyone hates you.

Pinochet, same

Translation: ”Always was a dick”

And that dick was fucked up by enlargement surgery

Well, frankly, that's fucking obvious.

He's such a moron.

Huh. Isn't he on ketamine? Don't you go to therapy to get that treatment?

My question too. If it’s not part of a therapy program it’s just recreational drugs

What? He wouldn't jeopardize his federal contracts by taking controlled substances recreationally! No!

OK. Will do. "His cry for help was too late."

Sadly you’re right but… We can focus on that ‘gravestone’ part Until I’m told otherwise- I’m living in the fantasy bubble that he’s subtly letting us know the Ketamine has melted his brain & he has less than 6 months to live

How soon can we do that, Elon?

How about we just shit on his gravestone instead? It’ll be more effective in getting the message across

More realistic to put “Daddy didn’t love me and I made the whole world pay for it”

“including my own children”

Daddy saved all his love for Elon's step sister... All the way from when she was 7, until she was old enough to marry and become Elon's new step mom... (And I wish I was kidding)

Yep even had kids with his step daughter wife 👀

What?

Yeah, as Friskey said. Elon's Dad groomed his own step daughter from age 7, and then when she was old enough, he got a divorce from Mom, and married the kid. And they've now had their own children, Elon's step siblings.

Google it. Edolf’s dad is a Woody Allen.

gross

Not something I wanted to read after eating. Excuse me a minute while I go puke up my lunch...

That kind of family and he's proud he's never gotten help. 🙄🤮

Therapy was the 3rd best move I ever made after getting married and having kids. In fact, it made both even better.

the only thing I'd want to put on it is 2025

Much rather project their internalized misery and discontent out into the collective. Somehow that seems more "powerful" than finding out what makes them a hot mess.

Oh fuck, his username is Kekius Maximus and his profile pic has the word "Emperor". I'm so embarrassed for literally every member of the species, we just all got collectively five points less cool. If aliens see this one tweet and decide to destroy our planet I'd be like "bummer, but I get it."

What the fuck does kekius mean?

edgelord Nazi dogwhistle from like 2016

rationalwiki.org/wiki/Alt-rig... The two entries there, kek and kekistan

my god - can the man have one part of his life that isn't eaten by racism?

He grew up with it, his maternal grandparents were kicked out of Canada for being Nazis. They went to South Africa. His father is far right his mother is far right. He was totally indoctrinated from the time he was a child to be a SA fascist.

Explains a lot about him as a person. Being willfully ignorant of his issues is one of his biggest issues

Therapy for me was just the therapist telling to do the things I already knew I should be doing. Elon doesn't want to hear those things.

Many people have already died because of Mlon Eusk. There will be many more. He’s going to have to get out of the car business because he is a Nazi. Hopefully he can be stopped from being a US gov’t contractor also. Because he is a Nazi.

It is deeper than that. MAGA despise educated people, teachers, doctors, scientists, lawyers, diversity and the arts.

All public-facing professions that rely on fame and popularity, are comprised of people with serious past trauma. “Love me, watch me!” Actors choosing to work out their daddy/mommy issues in public cause little harm; politicians doing the same ruin people and nations, start wars, disappear people.

This was pretty obvious, but nice of Musk to confirm. I wonder whether he would like us to write "Socially maladjusted Nazi asshole" on his gravestone as well.

I think Musk is therapy resistant..he is too fragile and insecure to do the hard reflective work to try to be a better person. Just deport him to a special island with like minded cretins

his kids will go to therapy because he refused to though, so there is that.

*republican assholes

That’s obvious!!

Put that line right underneath the one that says” Here lies a total shithead”!

Agreed. Please put "never went to therapy" on Elon's gravestone... and also on his Wikipedia page for food measure. It's important for people to know that this was entirely avoidable

The Dunningest of Krugers.

Let’s do this….. sooner than later.

Does he intend to need a gravestone soon? Should we be worried about his mental state? I'm kind of serious here: people sometimes brag about their overall mental health precisely because they feel it veering out of control.

He just needs to take more ketamine and he'll be back to his usual assholy self. 🙄

Trump is a high chair tyrant. Hegseth a grandstanding bully. Miller the know m-it-all con man. Rubio the mommas boy. Trump will never be a king. Nor Hegseth a warrior, Miller the wiseman nor Rubio the diplomat. These are boys, regardless of their age.

He seems like someone who would benefit from it.

#1 candidate for therapy in the history of the world.

Sure. I hope to see that soon

It’s not the flex they think it is. 🤷‍♀️

"Should've went to therapy"

"never had a real friend"

How sad. That is not a flex. Looking inward and working on yourself is brave.

Mommy issues.. I embrace my fkd up 80’s childhood.. kept me real and a ‘well rounded’ adult. My last employee late 20’s gen dumb/DT.. 🤷🏻‍♀️, liar, liar, liar, lazy.. I had 3 requirements, get up for work, don’t lie, and ask questions.. how did 80’s gen produce these young adults?!?

Hitler too

doesnt he don”ketamine therapy?”

Fun fact: most people in therapy are there because the people in their lives who need therapy refuse to go. Signed, a therapist.

🤭 veritas

Dear Therapist, I send my daughter to therapy but don't go myself because it's too expensive. Sometimes it's called sacrifice

You're not refusing. If therapy were free, you'd be going. Very different situation, and I'm sorry for your struggles. You're doing right by your daughter, and I hope you find some relief for yourself.

Appreciate that!

Oh sweetie, that is a whole different conversation about the dystopic hell hole our country is turning into. Mental health is health care and, like all health care, it should be free. My prayers are with you and your daughter.

That's why they used the word "most" and not "all"

You’ll end up paying less in the long run, if you go now. I’m the first in my family to go to therapy… and I’m so glad I did.

"your traumas are now my traumas" 😭

"He never went to therapy. It could have saved him."

Whatsisface should understand that once he's dead what goes on his headstone--the final one--will be someone else's choice.

There's a book by Tanya Huff, which I put "somewhere", in which the protagonist, a retired marine now working for a peacekeeping force, has captured the commander of an opposing force. He asks what will happen to him now. Therapy, she says, until you don't do that anymore. Kill me now, he says.

She thinks to herself "Some people will do anything to avoid dealing with their own stuff." (She herself is tough to get to therapy sessions on time.) Tanya wrote it better, but I can't find the book tonight to give a good quote. The entire series is great; the last books are incredible.

was that the Quarters series ?

No, every title had Peace in it. SO good. Last book (I think last) had Torin Kerr arresting one of the top-ranking aliens in their embassy. It's in the Peacekeeper series. Torin starts out in the Confederation of Valor series, which I never have found all the volumes for (whine.)

The Privilege of Peace is the third one, and I'm pretty sure the source of that "Some people will do anything" remark. The other two are An Ancient Peace and A Peace Divided. Some books are books I can imagine reading as I'm dying. Privilege of Peace is one of those. There are maybe a dozen.

I should start gathering them into a glass-fronted case, now that I'm 80. Don't want to have to go too far to find them when the time comes.

He should consider therapy, because he's changing his preferred name like twice a day.

"Instead, I went to a plastic surgeon and tried to have my dick enlarged only to end up with a mangled wang"

"He did a good job on my hairline so I figured why not go whole hog"

Go to rehab first, and then we will talk about your Big Rocket to Mars, and those funny hats you wear.

chickenshits

Truer words were never spoken...

It shows

How do they perceive this as a flex?

That's supposed to be a flex, that one "never went to therapy"? How...bizarre.

We’re ready, Elon. Your move.

That's just plain sad. There should be no stigma for getting help.

When your whole personality is just being an asshole and making everyone around you miserable.

I see you’ve met my MAGA brother in law!

Ugh I feel your pain.

Lee, make sure she gets that divorce while it’s still legal for her to do so.

‘Kekius Maximus’ - what a fucking child.

This is Elon’s version of a middle age crisis. Most men buy sport cars and try to pick up young women. Elon spends his time trying to appeal to teenage nerds.

He's about 14 years late to his own middle age crisis. Talk about immature.

They’ll rot their brain with ketamine and then destroy the world rather than go to therapy

You did one time, your first ex-wife has written about how you told her you didn't need it after your first born child died of SIDS. Everything you've done in your life is because you are a narcissistic sociopath that tries to blame neurodivergence.

The therapist to the wife after the first session must have been like

Isn’t Ketamine therapy though like much higher on the “mental health Intervention” list than therapy? Like “I never got stitches, but I have had amputations”

for treatment resistant depression ...

Rich people get what they want when they want it.

Good point, where I live, you get the ketamine treatment after you've had at least two other antidepressants, and those always go together with therapy. He's just a druggie, getting it from his dealer, in the US that could be a corrupt dr.

It would probably be exactly what you're describing...if it were prescribed like normal medicine to a normal person from a normal doctor. But I can't say for sure what kind of access a MULTI-Billionaire would have to more "questionable" methods of acquisition of heavy-duty medications.

Oh yes girl!!!

Wow

It would take a lot more than therapy to fix either trump or Musk, however it would be a start.

- says the guy who refers to himself as “Kekius Maximus” lol -

“Never went to therapy, and boy howdy did it show”

In other words: "I don't care about people other than me, and I do not want to care about people other than me."

It's the bizarre sense of misogyny equates intelligence which grants entitlement to be the leader and one in control. ' I've got a 30 foot dick so I'm the best ' when reality is no you're just a big dick and dumb ass!!!! LMFAO!!!

Yep. And they continue to fuck up the whole world to avoid taking responsibility for their projections. And they pass it down from generation to generation .

More likely his gravestone will have to say “please wash your hands in the nearby sink after urinating”

Arkansas closed schools rather than integrate.

He's being prescribed ketamine for depression, & he hasn't tried therapy? Ketamine literally shrinks & dissolves brain tissue when abused long term. He'd rather lose brain matter than talk about his feelings. This is why having a chronically narcissistic personality is a classed as a disorder.

There are less letters in "DUMBASS" so it might bring the cost down... shame $h!^

A girl can dream...

Could he be more obvious? Indeed, could he be more oblivious?

Why should we put this on a public toilet tho?

Billionaires don't do therapy because at that level of sociopathy you get to define the mind itself. bsky.app/profile/anna...

Ha yes, I believe this!

“Offered to buy flight attendant pony as proposition for sex”

Men who "know everything" are poison.

There are lots of them, JB. The ones who think they know everything are the least capable of learning anything. Wisdom & enlightenment starts where certainty ends. And it makes life easier for all involved. 😔😔😔

My dad taught me - once you admit you know very little, the world is a place of wonder. “Only fools and the dead don’t change their minds.”

I like that. Objectivity is my favoured position. It allows for debate, it allows for fresh ideas, alternate solutions, progress and outcome. That’s my Project Management creds talking there. (My Dad always said “Australians weren’t happy unless they were digging up roads.” He was also correct.)

With one proviso: "Opinions must change with the facts." My husband will argue black and blue that "people are entitled to their own opinions" but as we can see from pandemic polarisation, flat earthers, Trump et al, opinions are very frequently mired in FEELINGS not FACTS.

Agree. 👍

If you want to dip into the philosophy of it "facts" are just very durable claims under scrutiny and opinions are just very flimsy claims. A feeling is valid to you, but you have to communicate it effectively to another. A large group might share a feeling but it still has more limits than "fact".

You can feel very strongly that the sun is the center of the universe but this is difficult to share to people who do not share your feeling, even if that community-of-feeling is very large. The Copernican Model can be demonstrated widely.

One day we might find the Copernican Model lacking somehow. That does not make it "wrong" but just limits the range in which it can be applied. Wider than the strongly-felt heliocentrism regardless.

now do Pam Bondi! her toxic masculinity needs to be stopped

I've always figured a day gone without learning something is a day wasted!

What was it Socrates said? “I am the wisest of the Greeks because I alone know the at I know nothing at all”?

I was feeling quite down on Friday. This is now what happens to me following my stroke. I called the therapists I had been recommended so that I could talk through what I was feeling. They wanted me to make an appointment, but not for the same day. In the future. What charlatans.

Is there a helpline you can access???

The only suggestion was Lifeline, which I view as being for more serious, life and death type situations. This was not that.

Check out Healthdirect.gov.au Xxx

Beyond Blue 1300 22 4636 or online any time.

Thanks. May be helpful but again, I view them as being for the more severe situations. I prefer to not use abuse those sorts of resources when there should be something for the less acute cases available

That's like saying that I'm going to ve feeling down on Tuesday of this week, so please let's make an appointment for then so that I can deal with how I will be feeling then. What a load of fucking bullshit. I needed help on Friday, and they refused to provide any to me. Fucking no help whatsoever

Because they can’t learn anything. “It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.” - Epictetus

As if we couldn’t tell.

Masculinity as fragile as a wet napkin.

and under that: Never had a friend or meaningful friendship all because my dad abused me physically and emotionally.

We all know he's never been to therapy... it SHOWS!

It takes a much stronger person to admit they need help and then follow through to seek it out.

No need to write that on his stone, it's rather obvious. Question is when we may start chiseling.

A lot of therapists will just reject narcissists anyway because they are simply not cooperative. Trying to get a narcissist to self reflect is like trying to teach an earthworm how to read braille.

It has occurred to me these last months, he is not actually got dementia at all. He is presenting signs of ADHD in some of his actions & seemingly throughout his life. I am no Medical expert but I do have relatives & friends who DO have ADHD & 47 is exhibiting similar behaviours as they do.

Trust me Leon WE KNOW.

Desperately needed therapy but never went. fixed it for you.

How tf he have ketamin prescriptionthen then?

Laws are for poors.

I'd be happy to put some urine on it, and maybe a turd, if the moment is right.

The sooner the better.

Dads, hug your sons.

.....and it shows

Add Kristi noem, bondi, & don’t forget that delightful press secretary KKK leavitt

I see he is still acting like a deranged child.

Okay . I’m available tomorrow?

All while pseudonymously clothed in Roman imperial/gladiatorial usernames😭 You just know divorce court hates to see them coming.

Dude, no one thought you went to therapy Like, it's ABUNDANTLY clear Zero people out here asking "I wonder what Elon's therapist thinks about [latest manic episode]"

Men can be so Moronic. Should be a death sentence forMAGA or at least a hard punch in the face

Always wild to me watching people treat therapy like some insidious thing, and I'm over here like "I just want someone to talk to about problems whose literal job is to help."

Second line: "And it showed"

Not sure I have enough urine to spell out that entire sentence, but I'll do my best.

Probably should read,”never went to therapy but should have.”

If anybody needs therapy, it's this guy who says he is taking ketamine to manage his depression. Given his behaviors, he is most likely suffering from manic depression, a.k.a. bipolar disorder.

Apartheid Guy could actually heal himself by doing what he clearly never has: Reading up on white supremacy & looking looking long & hard in the mirror.

Bondi, Noem and Gabbert are men?

It’s tragic. And it makes me wonder what the root cause is. Is admitting “weakness” or showing vulnerability really THAT much of a problem with so many men here in the USA.

He is so cringeingly desperate for attention!

“Please put, ‘I was terrified of honest self-reflection and the path to revealed wisdom,’ on my tombstone.” Weird flex, but okay?

His tombstone should read "Too scared to go to the therapy I desperately and obviously needed."

Along side the phrase MAGA moron

Truth!

Strong men go to therapy 👋 It helps! Weak men dismantle governments.

“Never went to therapy. Remained an unrepentant asshole all my life. Did countless damage. Yay me!”

Next to "died of suicide".