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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social

listening to this guy talk will never not be wild — like, just when you think you’ve gotten used to his speech patterns he’ll come up with the absolute weirdest way to convey a thought

jul 15, 2025, 11:34 pm • 506 64

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kelpspy.bsky.social @kelpspy.bsky.social

Him saying he “was never a big factor” means he was actually “the biggest factor” with all the videos and audio to put Trump, Barr and all the rest in pedo-files.🤢

jul 16, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
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215 Pounds on the Moon, in 1/6 Gravity, Maybe. @215poundsonthemoon.bsky.social

"...an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water." Trump describing Puerto Rico.

jul 15, 2025, 11:43 pm • 7 0 • view
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Thats Bananas @1thatsbananas.bsky.social

From his recent bbc interview: "The power of positive thinking or the power of positive non-thinking." The power of positive non-thinking!?!? Everytime he speaks it's another glimpse into "the wisdom of an idiot." Can't he just die already? www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

jul 16, 2025, 12:16 am • 3 0 • view
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215 Pounds on the Moon, in 1/6 Gravity, Maybe. @215poundsonthemoon.bsky.social

He's such a moron. No wonder he had Michael Cohen threaten officials to keep his school records hidden. Can't even keep his lies straight, ever. "We had had 55,000 people..." blah blah blah Previous lie⬇️ www.newsweek.com/fact-check-d...

jul 16, 2025, 3:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Thats Bananas @1thatsbananas.bsky.social

15-30k is a far cry from anything the idiot has claimed.

jul 16, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com

Reminds me of Knocked Up when the bouncer refuses to let them in saying "That and you're old as fuck. For the club, not for the earth."

jul 15, 2025, 11:37 pm • 161 6 • view
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kalr123.bsky.social @kalr123.bsky.social

SO funny you bring up Knocked Up as I was just thinking of it the other day as we were watching the finale of Apple's The Studio. Great show w/great lines!

jul 15, 2025, 11:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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lynnika @ungraceful.bsky.social

Except that quote is FAR more logical & articulate

jul 16, 2025, 2:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Jennifer Karppinen @atlsky.bsky.social

Reruning the entire scene in my head. Amazing line.

jul 16, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
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suchprettyforks.bsky.social @suchprettyforks.bsky.social

Ok DOOR MAN

jul 16, 2025, 2:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Erick A. @erickabad.com

Yes he is exactly this. Sadly a large portion of the people in the village we live in are just as dumb.

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jul 15, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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jenniferrap.bsky.social @jenniferrap.bsky.social

Honestly, given your long term exposure to his gravitational pull in all things, I love that you boil him down to ‘this guy’… ;)

jul 16, 2025, 5:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Art K @artkup3mw.bsky.social

and what exactly is the "thought" that is intended to be conveyed?

jul 15, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joey Bleau @jbleau.dev

It’s hard to say, but I think he’s filling out his previous statement. He’s dead (implication: who cares), but also: When he was alive he wasn’t a big deal or important, either.

jul 15, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Art K @artkup3mw.bsky.social

could be...but who really knows what's going on inside that 🍊 head?!

jul 16, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Maya @drdrmaya.bsky.social

Is that really a thought though?

jul 15, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Algerian Hiss @algerianhiss.bsky.social

Like bukowski without the beer

jul 15, 2025, 11:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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Robin Skruhak @robina1955.bsky.social

100% agree. How does his brain even come up with this ramblefuckery??

jul 16, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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rreardon.bsky.social @rreardon.bsky.social

It is truly bizarre but this fucker is one of one

jul 16, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Justice @loveon9.bsky.social

"Trump’s unique linguistic style."😅 2024: "During an Oct. 1 rally in Iowa, Trump referred to Obama instead of Biden; he also confused the two names twice in an Oct. 11 radio interview. Forbes calculated he has made that mistake seven times in recent months." www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

jul 16, 2025, 12:30 am • 3 1 • view
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pantz @peachpantz.bsky.social

You know JD Vance is just on BLSKY to troll, right? What pearls of wisdom were you hoping to get from his account?

jul 15, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Barbara Barnett @halfmoon17.bsky.social

Laughing so hard, I’m crying. I just finished saying almost the exact same thing.

jul 16, 2025, 12:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Raynee-WA @raynee-wa.bsky.social

jul 16, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Insipid Twaddle @insipidtwaddle.bsky.social

i don't understand it he's dead for a long time he was never a big factor in terms of life An excerpt from the collected works of d.j. trump

jul 15, 2025, 11:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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FanOfWalt @fanofwalt.bsky.social

One day, Donakd will be hired on as the new writer for Dr. Bronner soap labels.

jul 16, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social

I know right. It’s horrific but also quotable.

jul 15, 2025, 11:35 pm • 4 0 • view
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Melly K @mellykear.bsky.social

Wettest from the standpoint of water. Fucking idiot

jul 15, 2025, 11:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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just me @bobj.bsky.social

He has a thought, says part of the thought, says some filler words while he tries to remember what he thought, thinks he's said what he thought, and stops there.

jul 15, 2025, 11:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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MistyKitty @mistykitty3.bsky.social

Man, you nailed it.

jul 16, 2025, 12:08 am • 2 0 • view
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just me @bobj.bsky.social

As others in this thread have said, it's something you would see in Alzheimer's patients.

jul 16, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
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MistyKitty @mistykitty3.bsky.social

Yep, but I've been saying dementia. And the stock phrases that he falls back on when he doesn't know what to say, or he can't just stop talking. "We'll see what happens."

jul 16, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Caligula Capital Mgmt. @caligulacapital.bsky.social

waiting for the claims that his mental state is off from the right... oh, never. OK.

jul 15, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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OGCache @ogcaches.bsky.social

Incoherent… the word of the day is incoherent

jul 15, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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MistyKitty @mistykitty3.bsky.social

I wonder if these pictures are real

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jul 16, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
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MistyKitty @mistykitty3.bsky.social

I just heard that, he's getting worse.

jul 16, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view
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DMC @danielmconnolly.bsky.social

What’s wild is anyone pretending he’s not an incurious, lazy moron.

jul 16, 2025, 2:56 am • 0 0 • view
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thom-kingsfan11.bsky.social @thom-kingsfan11.bsky.social

Like “from the standpoint of water…”

jul 15, 2025, 11:35 pm • 4 0 • view
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Samantha L @madsam813.bsky.social

Came here to say this, lol.

jul 16, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Joshua Wattles @joshdsw.bsky.social

And coming up with the weirdest thoughts. Private island private plane world traveling financier hanging with royalty and heads of state who was just a math teacher, is a convicted pedophile, active rapist dies under questionable circumstance while in custody. Doesn't understand the fascination?

jul 16, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
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nofoco.bsky.social @nofoco.bsky.social

Bondi and Kash are scrubbing those files as fast as they can.

jul 15, 2025, 11:41 pm • 4 1 • view
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Don W @whitesided.bsky.social

That’s known as ongoing mental degeneration

jul 15, 2025, 11:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jordan Miller @jordanmiller.bsky.social

Eh, he had these idiotic turns of phrase decades ago too.

jul 15, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Don W @whitesided.bsky.social

Seems worse to me but I’ll admit I go out of my way not to have to hear him.

jul 16, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
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M.K. Iodine @6-string-theory.bsky.social

The verbal work-arounds he's doing are a dead giveaway for diminishing cognition. People who assist Alzheimers patients (or even just the elderly in general) recognize the convoluted speech patterns.

jul 15, 2025, 11:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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jdllama.bsky.social @jdllama.bsky.social

Trump could have mini-strokes in the middle of a speech and his cult would just go along with it. One day he's going to stroke out, and no one will notice for hours because those around him are so used to his abject stupidity they'll think he's fine, until he starts drooling uncontrollably.

jul 16, 2025, 12:04 am • 3 0 • view
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PeaceSeeker @coloradocarly.bsky.social

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jul 16, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Blue Line @theblueline.bsky.social

Signs of dementia.

jul 16, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
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emily @meowilyyyyy.bsky.social

It feels like when I’m trying to stretch a word count in an essay

jul 16, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Laura Kowalski Linden @samoart.bsky.social

Listening to him talk is wild yes…but when I see it written out it’s just 🤯

jul 15, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ken Hughes @kfhughes.bsky.social

It helps if you use quotes, ergo 'convey a "thought"'

jul 16, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Fed Up Republican @feduprepublican.bsky.social

Paging Jake Tapper…

jul 16, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view