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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social

COUNSEL: Now, be the First Amendment warrior you claim to be and admit that you were saying that the vice president of the United States had an infested vagina… LOOMER: This is coercion… COUNSEL: Coward. LOOMER: Not a coward. COUNSEL: Coward. LOOMER: Not a coward.

Q You wrote -- stop talking. You wrote a 20 tweet that says that Kamala Harris had an
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Midnight Train To Georgia On My Mind @spin4srv.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 1:22 am • 4 0 • view
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marxhausen @marxhausen.bsky.social

this sounds like Michael Scott’s deposition.

aug 13, 2025, 12:37 am • 15 0 • view
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Babs @babsklein2.bsky.social

And you were directly under her the entire time?

aug 13, 2025, 1:25 am • 4 0 • view
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EC @prairiecrab.bsky.social

Don’t eat Arby’s while reviewing this transcript.

aug 13, 2025, 12:39 am • 8 0 • view
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Doug @dougmasson.bsky.social

That deposition would have been a good time to just start entering Nihlist Arby's tweets into the record because why not?

aug 13, 2025, 3:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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tgage @tgagemurphy.bsky.social

Loomer: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I CALLED IT AN INFESTED...!

aug 13, 2025, 12:37 am • 11 2 • view
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Nanabing @nanabing.bsky.social

100% LOL on that one 😂

aug 13, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Minister of Silly Walks 🇺🇸 🌊 @walksilly.bsky.social

why does our great nation need to experience trash like this?

aug 13, 2025, 12:35 am • 7 0 • view
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theoneGalen @theonegalen.bsky.social

Because we didn't execute enough Nazis or Confederates after their respective wars

aug 13, 2025, 1:00 am • 16 0 • view
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David Marx @digthatdata.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 12:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Rlynner @rlynner.bsky.social

Cheering for Mr. Klayman and laughing inappropriately long on this one. Thank you.

aug 13, 2025, 2:10 am • 1 0 • view
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🇨🇦 🇨🇦 David Puddy 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 @davidpuddy.bsky.social

This would be too stupid a scene for Idiocracy.

aug 14, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Eurotrader farker @eurotrader.bsky.social

Thanks republicans for making that part of the Court system.

aug 13, 2025, 12:34 am • 3 0 • view
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Fricking Delight (No Refunds) @blikethecheese.bsky.social

Clown parade.

aug 13, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Diana Mc @dianamc.bsky.social

Literally LOL

aug 13, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Gia Monroe 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @giamonroe.bsky.social

“You told me to stop talking.” “You wrote Stop Talking.” My 🧠 hurts but I cannot look away.

aug 13, 2025, 5:07 am • 1 0 • view
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metib75.bsky.social @metib75.bsky.social

Loomer is an asshole

aug 13, 2025, 1:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Rlynner @rlynner.bsky.social

she is somehow deeper and lower than an asshole.

aug 13, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view
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daWson_SC_🩵🇺🇲💙 @dawsonsc.bsky.social

she's cray.... trust me, i'd know.

aug 13, 2025, 2:03 am • 0 0 • view
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social

Loomer's lawyer.

aug 13, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Tim W. ☮️ @heymrwilson1.bsky.social

Can the "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense be far off?

aug 13, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
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ella-fritz.bsky.social @ella-fritz.bsky.social

Our rerouted cancer research money (probably) at work.

aug 13, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
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k19c.bsky.social @k19c.bsky.social

No words.

aug 13, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Annchi @ann-atar.bsky.social

Unidentified Speaker: 🤔🍿 35

aug 13, 2025, 1:04 am • 2 0 • view
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David R @daver98133.bsky.social

Klayman? As in Larry Klayman? The litigious nuisance from Judicial Watch? The guy who filed many frivolous suits against the Clinton Administration? That same nutjob?

aug 13, 2025, 1:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Laurie Brookins @lauriebrookins.com

That poor court reporter in that depo should get hazard pay.

aug 13, 2025, 12:43 am • 85 0 • view
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karenvantrieste.bsky.social @karenvantrieste.bsky.social

Or at least a raise for not laughing out loud. 🤣

aug 13, 2025, 12:45 am • 33 0 • view
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xanadian @xanadian.bsky.social

"The record is suffering" bsky.app/profile/clap...

aug 13, 2025, 12:54 am • 98 7 • view
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JoseyRider @joseyrider.bsky.social

I loved that!

aug 13, 2025, 1:18 am • 6 0 • view
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Lynn @lynnbowling.bsky.social

I really wish I had thought to say that a time or two back in my court reporting days.

aug 13, 2025, 2:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social

Oh my god

aug 13, 2025, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Just a simple law himbo @himboatlaw.bsky.social

I’m wheezing

aug 13, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view
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co2expeller.bsky.social @co2expeller.bsky.social

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co2expeller.bsky.social @co2expeller.bsky.social

Definitely going to tell all my witnesses that they can’t be coerced to answer questions when under subpoena

aug 13, 2025, 1:12 am • 3 0 • view
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shortarmothelaw.bsky.social @shortarmothelaw.bsky.social

Klayman: "Well, you know what....?".

aug 13, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Elizabeth @eac31.bsky.social

The real follow up: Will they subpoena MTG to ask if she regularly carried Arby’s roast beef in her pants? Will Laura Loomer be charged with lying under oath? I can not believe these are the people directly influencing the president of the United States.

aug 13, 2025, 2:55 am • 4 0 • view
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MattoQP @mattoqp.bsky.social

Loomer completely destroyed her own credibility with that testimony. After hearing that, no judge or jury can ever take her seriously or give her testimony any weight.

aug 13, 2025, 5:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Elizabeth @eac31.bsky.social

I don’t know that she had any credibility to begin with but yeaaaaa that was so bad

aug 13, 2025, 11:25 am • 3 0 • view
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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social

"[I]nfested"? Counsel may have misconstrued her post.

aug 13, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social

In case you were wondering what topic they moved on to following the “Arby’s in her pants” discussion

LU 21 22 0342 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 0343 1 2 MmIsI -- MR. KLAYMAN: If you'd like to deal more with Arby's, you know -- MS. BOLGER: No. I have a couple more questions I'd like to ask in this line. MR. KLAYMAN: Where's the meat? BY MS. BOLGER: @ So Lindsey Graham also -- THE WITNESS: It's in her pants. BY MS. BOLGER: Q Lindsey Graham also called you,
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Kirk Murphy 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 ❌👑 @kirkmurphy.bsky.social

Heavens! Don't frighten the ladybugs!

aug 13, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Bad Larry @badlarry.bsky.social

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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social

Can you object if there’s no question to object to? Isn’t he effectively objecting to his own client’s unprompted utterances?

aug 13, 2025, 2:09 am • 7 0 • view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

IANAL but I can't tell *what* is happening there. It seems like the other lawyer (understandably, but still) is just basically bitchslapping Loomer over and over, while Klayman is sort of jumping around excitedly and occasionally remembering his job, sort of?

aug 13, 2025, 2:14 am • 6 0 • view
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everyday-bill.bsky.social @everyday-bill.bsky.social

Maybe Loomer is unaware of what comes out of her mouth. Maybe she doesn't understand the meaning of "in confidence." Lindsey is the most protected, closeted gay man in Washington. I lost count of the number of my comments deleted by WaPo moderators for anything related to his "bachelor-hood". 😄

Loomer:
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com

Yeah, there’s no question Lindsey Graham is gay

aug 13, 2025, 1:34 am • 10 0 • view
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Jeff @jammaj.bsky.social

We’ve found some of that Lawfare porn @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org was talking about on #DogShirtTV the other day.

aug 13, 2025, 3:20 am • 3 0 • view
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mateohh @mateohh.bsky.social

I swear this part reads like Klayman is objecting to his own client volunteering information no one asked for

THE WITNESS: Several of President Trump's staff have told me in confidence that -- that Lindsey Graham is gay. MS. BOLGER: Hold on. Ms. Loomer, there's no question. THE WITNESS: I know. I'm just explaining -- MR. KLAYMAN: Objection. Relevancy. There is an objection. Relevancy.
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mateohh @mateohh.bsky.social

what a segue

MS. BOLGER: No. I have a couple more questions I'd like to ask in this line. MR. KLAYMAN: Where's the meat? BY MS. BOLGER: Q So Lindsey Graham also -- THE WITNESS: It's in her pants.
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mateohh @mateohh.bsky.social

wondering what happens if we all start calling her “Meats Taylor Greene”

aug 13, 2025, 1:46 am • 4 0 • view
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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social

How were those two not found in immediate contempt?

aug 13, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
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qkww.bsky.social @qkww.bsky.social

This is a deposition. No judge in the room; no contempt. Just the two attorneys, a witness, and a stenographer.

aug 13, 2025, 2:39 am • 3 0 • view
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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social

Fair to say she ain't winning?

aug 13, 2025, 10:57 am • 0 0 • view
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qkww.bsky.social @qkww.bsky.social

There's certainly enough in there to make Loomer look pretty bad. But it's also bad for Maher's attorney, Ms. Bolger, that she lost her temper in a few places. That's potentially sanctionable.

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Gordon Vincent He/Him @gordonvincent.bsky.social

Bolger might draw a saction. Loomer, on the other hand, has put exactly how huge a piece of shit she is directly into the public record.

aug 13, 2025, 1:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Citizen Harry 😷🥄⚙️💚🍉 @citizenharry.bsky.social

Oh wow, that makes it especially egregious that they're harassing the stenographer when they ask for an end to the cross-talk! The whole purpose of being there is to get the testimony on record, & it's a bear to read like this, surely worse to be trying to type that all down in real time!

aug 13, 2025, 5:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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JoseyRider @joseyrider.bsky.social

🤭🤣

aug 13, 2025, 1:25 am • 7 0 • view
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Patrick Roan @adlaiobie.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 1:26 am • 25 0 • view
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Steve Topper @djyohimbe.bsky.social

Holy shit that is funny.

aug 13, 2025, 1:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Roz 🌞 🌙 🌟 @rozyoung.bsky.social

Wouldn't I be in jail.if I responded like loomer

aug 13, 2025, 1:26 am • 6 0 • view
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daWson_SC_🩵🇺🇲💙 @dawsonsc.bsky.social

we'd all be

aug 13, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Roz 🌞 🌙 🌟 @rozyoung.bsky.social

Noooooo. Holy sht. 😆 🤣 😂

aug 13, 2025, 1:24 am • 4 0 • view
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social

See if it was me complaining that jokes about a widely shared rumor that I was sleeping with someone were defamatory, I’d try not to volunteer things like “everybody knows Lindsey Graham is gay” in my deposition.

aug 13, 2025, 1:41 am • 30 1 • view
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jeannette @reedermt.bsky.social

Do we think it actually happened? I am going to guess yes just because she seems to be treated with kid gloves all the time.

aug 13, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social

It's in the official deposition, so as far as anyone who wasn't in the room can assume, it happened.

aug 13, 2025, 2:26 am • 1 0 • view
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GeorgetownJD @georgetownjd.bsky.social

🤣 Klayman badly need to call for a break so he could, in legal jargon, take Loomer "to the wood shed."

aug 13, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
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MattoQP @mattoqp.bsky.social

He probably knew that it would be pointless, and that he had no control over his client.

aug 13, 2025, 5:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Obregonia Jones @obregonia.bsky.social

There's no question.

aug 13, 2025, 1:18 am • 1 0 • view
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nbrockmann.bsky.social @nbrockmann.bsky.social

Omfg. We are waaaaaaay off the rails here.

aug 13, 2025, 12:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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italianstylemeats @blagueplague.bsky.social

Klayman: "where's the meat" conflating "where's the beef" with "we have the meats" DISBARRED

aug 13, 2025, 7:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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KWierso @kwierso.com

Jumping straight to this post, not knowing the names, I'd like to picture it's her own lawyer that's doing the "objection: relevancy" bit.

aug 13, 2025, 1:39 am • 5 0 • view
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joseph myers 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @valligurlz.bsky.social

It was her lawyer (Larry Klayman) who objected for relevancy.

aug 13, 2025, 1:53 am • 7 0 • view
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KWierso @kwierso.com

Remarkable. I love this country.

aug 13, 2025, 1:54 am • 2 0 • view
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David Kister @davidkister.bsky.social

😂

aug 13, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social

“How rude that you’re pointing at the court reporter”

15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 0242 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 nurtur. - tell tilles. THE WITNESS: I said,
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ATS/NLG @atsnlg.bsky.social

While I do understand the defense attorney's frustration with the witness and her lawyer, IMO both attorneys need to learn a few things. ;)

aug 13, 2025, 6:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laura Case @laurajc44.bsky.social

I want to see a reenactment of this in one of those AI baby videos.

aug 13, 2025, 3:42 am • 6 0 • view
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Kindler @kindler.bsky.social

Somebody’s going to have to make a movie of this someday and it’s going to be awesome.

aug 13, 2025, 2:35 am • 3 0 • view
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social

Oh no: Anything related to the Trump administration deserves an opera. Wagner, when it involves Laura Loomer.

aug 13, 2025, 1:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kindler @kindler.bsky.social

It ain’t over ‘til the deranged lady sings…

aug 13, 2025, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ewald @ewald.bsky.social

Thank you, random soul mate. I made a similar observation - there are parts that you can literally score as a good ole quarreling quartet.

aug 13, 2025, 4:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ewald @ewald.bsky.social

I nominate this extract from that general vicinity.

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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social

I wanna play the Court Reporter! I can’t really sing, but there aren’t a lot of lines anyway.

aug 13, 2025, 4:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Basically an Honest Bobo in Paradise @boboinparadise.bsky.social

Larry Klayman, Barrister

aug 13, 2025, 2:04 am • 11 0 • view
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Gia Monroe 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @giamonroe.bsky.social

Picturing Bill Maher having Laura Loomer on Club Random a year from now. 🥃🥃🥃

aug 13, 2025, 4:59 am • 9 1 • view
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WBF Morning Star @wbfmorningstar.bsky.social

From here on, Maher needs to be introduced on every show or video as "I said Bill Maher".

aug 13, 2025, 4:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Rebecca Rauber @defeatthefascists.bsky.social

Are you sure this is the Loomer deposition and not a transcript of a recess for 3rd graders?

aug 13, 2025, 4:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @tinkertailorreply.bsky.social

The mere thought of deposing this witness, defended by this lawyer, is physically exhausting.

aug 13, 2025, 2:15 am • 34 0 • view
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WBF Morning Star @wbfmorningstar.bsky.social

well, maybe her Temu Versailles Jabba the Hutt could be deposed.

aug 13, 2025, 4:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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tudabee @tudabee.bsky.social

i don't understand what the fuck is happening here, but bless that court reporter regardless

aug 13, 2025, 5:15 am • 7 0 • view
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tudabee @tudabee.bsky.social

maybe he's screaming because his fingers are on fire, klayman!

aug 13, 2025, 5:17 am • 5 0 • view
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Stop tRumpnado @stoptnado.bsky.social

If ever a deposition transcript deserved to be performed on stage as a play, it is this one. If we can get these lunatics out of office, we will get to laugh about all of this one day. bsky.app/profile/anna...

aug 13, 2025, 9:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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geordie6.bsky.social @geordie6.bsky.social

It reads like a Monty Python skit

aug 13, 2025, 4:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Carmela 🌍🌹😎🍷🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦 @carmelacruz.bsky.social

Take a minute to contemplate the fact that the current POTUS takes political advice from Lara Loomer. No words for it really.

aug 13, 2025, 5:17 am • 49 2 • view
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PJ walker @pj1304.bsky.social

A very thin skinned fellow is Klayman.

aug 13, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social

I love transcripts like these because they dispel the illusion of lawyers as these calm, intelligent professionals. Instead it's a bunch of "let the record reflect that you're a dumb bitch, legally speaking."

aug 13, 2025, 5:22 pm • 17 1 • view
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Snausages @overlordq.bsky.social

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PalpableConcern @palpableconcern.bsky.social

Dear Lord baby Jesus, you could turn this sideshow into a SNL skit by just reading the transcript--no rewrites or edits necessary.

aug 13, 2025, 2:15 am • 62 1 • view
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Howard A. Smith PhD @notlost-drsmith.bsky.social

You'd have to take out most of the funny lines. It's got a lot more of those than most SNL sketches.

aug 13, 2025, 3:21 am • 11 0 • view
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Maximum Mary @maximummary.bsky.social

Wasn’t it The Daily Show that would have transcripts like this read by fourth graders?

aug 13, 2025, 4:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ankle Megami Tensei @stochasticooze.bsky.social

how is this Klayman dude certified by the bar

aug 13, 2025, 2:53 am • 4 0 • view
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MattoQP @mattoqp.bsky.social

Loomer is a lying, insufferable raving lunatic witness. Loomer’s lawyer (Klayman) is a completely unprofessional, obnoxious creep. Maher’s lawyer (Bolger) starts out well but gets so frustrated that she also becomes unprofessional and badgers the witness.

aug 13, 2025, 5:06 am • 10 0 • view
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WBF Morning Star @wbfmorningstar.bsky.social

I went to look up Klayman out of curiosity. Holy my goodness.

aug 13, 2025, 4:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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daveempey.bsky.social @daveempey.bsky.social

Ed Brayton used to call him “the dumbest lawyer in america not named Mat Staver”

aug 13, 2025, 5:23 pm • 4 0 • view
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WBF Morning Star @wbfmorningstar.bsky.social

Any little boy can grow up to be the pejorative of his profession?

aug 13, 2025, 5:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Trapper John, JD @john304.bsky.social

This makes the Jerry Springer Show look like the MacNeil/Lehrer Report

aug 13, 2025, 4:38 pm • 7 0 • view
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Pixburghgrrl @pixburghgrrl.bsky.social

💀

aug 13, 2025, 5:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Saoirse Kenney; Antifa Cat Herder is a Clippy 🖇️ $115/496 or $76 @saoirsekenney.bsky.social

The thing that is bugging me - I’m feeling petty - is her misuse of ‘construe’. I’m sure she confuses imply and infer as well.

aug 13, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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BlondeJustice @blondejustice.bsky.social

Omg. As hilariously ridiculous this is, as a lawyer I am cringing so hard because this disaster is such a nightmare

aug 13, 2025, 4:42 am • 5 0 • view
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bskwitter.bsky.social @bskwitter.bsky.social

It an absurd, surreal play, "Waiting for Go-damn idiot"

aug 13, 2025, 2:06 am • 21 1 • view
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WBF Morning Star @wbfmorningstar.bsky.social

ha!

aug 13, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social

Ed Brayton is dead so someone has to say it - Larry Klayman is the worst lawyer whose name isn't Mat Staver.

aug 13, 2025, 4:00 am • 5 0 • view
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Doomguy @d00mguy.bsky.social

This just reaffirms my suspicions that our court legal system is basically a bunch of toddlers arguing. What a waste of time

aug 13, 2025, 3:29 am • 3 0 • view
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stromb0li @stromb0li.bsky.social

Woman points to cat saying
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MattoQP @mattoqp.bsky.social

I totally loved it when Bolger called Loomer a coward about eight times in less than a minute. I mean, it’s completely unprofessional and sanctionable conduct, but I almost gave her a standing ovation when I read that. Though it’s no less sanctionable than Klayman’s 837 “relevance” objections.

aug 13, 2025, 5:14 am • 67 0 • view
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Waurii @waurii.bsky.social

Can Bolger present the rest of the transcript as a defense if she is sanctioned? Because I'm honestly surprised she was able to remain professional through most of the answers she was given. She had to break at some point.

aug 13, 2025, 3:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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MattoQP @mattoqp.bsky.social

She can submit the transcript and argue that she got frustrated by Loomer’s and Klayman’s conduct. And a judge might be sympathetic. But it’s not a good excuse — lawyers are supposed to keep their cool and follow the rules, even in the face of obstruction and obnoxious conduct by others.

aug 13, 2025, 4:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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GalbinusCaeli @galbinuscaeli.bsky.social

I may have gotten confused, but was he objecting to his own witness at times?

aug 13, 2025, 2:34 pm • 12 0 • view
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MattoQP @mattoqp.bsky.social

Klayman was all over the place. He objected to almost every question (often on “relevancy” grounds, which is an improper objection), he objected when exhibits were introduced, and he objected when no question was pending but his client was babbling on anyway.

aug 13, 2025, 3:06 pm • 32 0 • view
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Chris Murphy @cmurf.com

Well he's insane or greedy or both for taking this particular psychopath as a client. So it really isn't surprising. Ordinarily let them talk and dig their holes, but considering the significant use of a limited resource being consumed on this waste of space of a human, this trial is wasteful.

aug 13, 2025, 4:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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MadMatthew56 @madmadtthew56.bsky.social

There's been evidence for decades of Klayman's insanity. But I think he's finally met his match in Laura Looneytoons.

aug 13, 2025, 7:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anthrodiva La Chatte @anthrodiva.bsky.social

Is this the WWE? What is going on?

aug 13, 2025, 2:38 am • 10 0 • view
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TreePyeh @teepiieh.bsky.social

The thing with this lot is that once the wires come loose, there's very little by way of remedy left. It's all runaway car headed downhill at breakneck speed. Unfortunately, that also means plenty of collateral damage caused by these cuckoobird types.

aug 13, 2025, 2:15 am • 5 0 • view
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foinnsmom.bsky.social @foinnsmom.bsky.social

Is this a deposition or a commitment hearing?

aug 13, 2025, 2:12 am • 35 1 • view
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Whatever @barelyhere.bsky.social

🤣. Exactly!!

aug 13, 2025, 2:24 am • 4 0 • view
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L-Rod @l-rod.bsky.social

JFC…just shoot me! She is so exhausting.

aug 13, 2025, 3:18 am • 5 0 • view
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Maddiej @madisonj.bsky.social

Is this a joke or is it real testimony?

aug 13, 2025, 3:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Utility Nerd @utility-nerd.bsky.social

Real. There's a link earlier in the thread.

aug 13, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social

In fairness this is still far more respect than Larry Klayman deserves to be shown

aug 13, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social

This is such an amazing document. You see the attorney going through the normal stuff early and it just so quickly flies off the handle.

aug 13, 2025, 1:58 am • 345 5 • view
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Jeff Stout @tischdad.bsky.social

The handle never had a chance.

aug 13, 2025, 2:12 pm • 11 0 • view
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WBF Morning Star @wbfmorningstar.bsky.social

oh snap!

aug 13, 2025, 4:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Elbows Up, eh 🇨🇦 @abunchofmalarkey.bsky.social

Reading the transcript is insightful 🤡

aug 13, 2025, 3:20 am • 77 0 • view
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ATS/NLG @atsnlg.bsky.social

And exhausting! Geez, Loomer just won't shut her mouth. And her attorney doesn't seem to know that "damage to reputation" is an issue in the case.

aug 13, 2025, 7:30 am • 128 4 • view
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Piatto Delgatto @piattodelgatto.bsky.social

I love this for Larry Klayman, honestly.

aug 13, 2025, 2:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™ @cruiseshipdrummer.bsky.social

lol noo problem

aug 13, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Eric Nelson @emnelson.bsky.social

LL sounds like she’s desperate to just talk to someone.

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dvgriffin.bsky.social @dvgriffin.bsky.social

That's a good point. It actually makes me a bit sorry for her. I think she's profoundly lonely.

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Kitty WH 🚺 @kittywashere.bsky.social

A therapist? A psychiatrist? Her late mother?

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Bree @b-mulick.bsky.social

Thank goodness hearings are recorded. I can't imagine how long it took the CR to transcribe. Probably cost a fortune to purchase...

aug 13, 2025, 2:37 am • 3 0 • view
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Brendan @brendanmakesmusic.bsky.social

HEY HEY HEY! Bill… Maher…

aug 13, 2025, 2:07 am • 7 0 • view
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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version) @danisaacs.bsky.social

3 times. Seems for those few moments, Loomer was the sanest person in the room.

aug 13, 2025, 2:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Deborah Ford @gr8philly.bsky.social

An instant classic!

aug 13, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kid Rio @kid-rio.bsky.social

This deposition could be turned into a one-act play as it stands and it would kill. Maybe adapted by Tom Stoppard. Casting would be fun.

aug 13, 2025, 10:02 pm • 5 1 • view
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Vlad Oligarchsky @opulenceihazit.bsky.social

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AGuyinNJ @aguyinnj.bsky.social

I feel like its well known that lawyers tell clients to to be as brief and direct as possible when answering and never give the other attorney anything you don't have to. Meanwhile Loomer won't shut up and Klayman insists on letting her bloviate right into a loss.

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Kitty WH 🚺 @kittywashere.bsky.social

She is unhinged. I doubt anyone could silence here. “… but that could be Bill Maher’s account,” she says about an unrelated account at one point. 😂

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AGuyinNJ @aguyinnj.bsky.social

Good. It all shows she's a fucking mess. Too bad no one who needs to see this will, or maybe can, read it.

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Kitty WH 🚺 @kittywashere.bsky.social

I’m convinced at this point that Republicans are just the party of getting high on their own farts. 🤷🏻‍♀️

aug 15, 2025, 11:56 am • 1 0 • view
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AGuyinNJ @aguyinnj.bsky.social

Publicly, while showing off that theyre doing it, South Park Prius owner style.

aug 15, 2025, 12:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social

This deposition needs to be a radio show, with a proper cast reading the parts.

aug 13, 2025, 2:23 am • 23 0 • view
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Anthrodiva La Chatte @anthrodiva.bsky.social

I can HEAR it

aug 13, 2025, 2:38 am • 4 0 • view
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Lynn @lynnbowling.bsky.social

Fun day for the court reporter, for sure

aug 13, 2025, 2:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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theotheralan.bsky.social @theotheralan.bsky.social

By filing this motion, Klayman has revealed his client Laura Loomer's private email and phone number, and her boyfriend's full name, which the HBO lawyer had agreed to keep confidential.

aug 13, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sean of the FFS @sheepbop.bsky.social

Are they all drunk?

aug 13, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ken Hughes @kfhughes.bsky.social

I need a list of characters to follow this. Or maybe tequila shots.

aug 13, 2025, 2:04 am • 25 0 • view
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John Elliott @velcroski.bsky.social

Choice number 2.

aug 13, 2025, 2:13 am • 9 0 • view
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Whatever @barelyhere.bsky.social

Yeah! I was thinking either that witness is stoned or I need to be! Wow. What an absolute lunatic. Does she know words are coming out of her mouth??!!

aug 13, 2025, 2:23 am • 10 1 • view
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WBF Morning Star @wbfmorningstar.bsky.social

go for both.

aug 13, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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lo zaloom @lozaloom.bsky.social

i hope south park has a field day with this material! comedy gold!!!

aug 13, 2025, 9:05 pm • 4 0 • view
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Bobson Dugnutt @parasocialista.bsky.social

MR. KLAYMAN: Where's the meat? MS. BOLGER: So Lindsey Graham also-- THE WITNESS: It's in her pants. What is happening

MR. KLAYMAN: If you'd like to deal more with Arby's, you know -- MS. BOLGER: No. I have a couple more questions I'd like to ask in this line. MR. KLAYMAN: Where's the meat? BY MS. BOLGER: Q So Lindsey Graham also -- THE WITNESS: It's in her pants.
aug 13, 2025, 3:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jo @service-worker.bsky.social

Fucking beautiful

aug 13, 2025, 1:16 am • 4 1 • view
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Kimba @kimba1129.bsky.social

Oh my!! 😆

aug 13, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
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CMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social

I'd pay big money to see this live! OMG!

aug 13, 2025, 1:18 am • 6 0 • view
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Dusty @sarina4444.bsky.social

We need someone to act out both sides of the depo

aug 13, 2025, 1:22 am • 9 0 • view
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David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social

We truly need the live reenactment treatment like they did for the photocopier depo. Omg.

aug 13, 2025, 2:13 am • 5 0 • view
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CMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social

Do you know any of the SNL writers? Are they on Bluesky? The should be right now, that's for sure. LMAO!

aug 13, 2025, 2:17 am • 4 0 • view
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Whatever @barelyhere.bsky.social

That would be awesome. I hope they see this!

aug 13, 2025, 2:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Trump's Blood Clot @melvin-nodd.bsky.social

Definitely needs to be a Boston Legal short.

aug 13, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
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yikesahootie.bsky.social @yikesahootie.bsky.social

@lastweektonight.com should do it

aug 13, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
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CMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social

OHHHH NOOOO! I still can't believe this is real!

aug 13, 2025, 1:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Dusty @sarina4444.bsky.social

I’m crying laughing and so needed this today.

aug 13, 2025, 1:30 am • 2 0 • view
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CMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social

SAME! LMFAO!!!

aug 13, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
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FanOfWalt @fanofwalt.bsky.social

I nominate @kathryntewson.bsky.social and whoever she chooses to join her in her merry troupe.

aug 13, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
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CMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social

OH. MY. GOD! LMFAO!!!!

aug 13, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
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CMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social

Lindsey Graham is gay?????

aug 13, 2025, 1:16 am • 5 0 • view
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Tori @toti66.bsky.social

As the day is longgggg

aug 13, 2025, 1:28 am • 2 0 • view
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster

Just wait until you hear about the pope

aug 13, 2025, 1:23 am • 7 0 • view
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Rainer Schein Graf von Hüpfburg @rainerschein.bsky.social

Shits in the woods, I know.

aug 13, 2025, 3:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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pistachiopistachio.bsky.social @pistachiopistachio.bsky.social

I think Anna Bower is just being catty because she opted to have a grill-girlie summer instead of a roast-meats summer.

aug 13, 2025, 3:33 pm • 21 1 • view
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horner-jake.bsky.social @horner-jake.bsky.social

rofl. You are a superwoman, you can do both.

aug 18, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Moderately Grouchy @moderately-grouchy.bsky.social

Wait, no, really? Lindsay Graham is GAY? this is a shock to everyone and must be investigated

aug 13, 2025, 2:28 am • 3 2 • view
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The it of That (Satire) @theitofthat.bsky.social

The only thing we need to know about “Arby’s in her pants” is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein files

aug 13, 2025, 2:02 am • 10 0 • view
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gnomic heresy @gnomicheresy.bsky.social

I can't breathe bsky.app/profile/nihi...

aug 13, 2025, 3:12 am • 7 0 • view
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Gia Monroe 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @giamonroe.bsky.social

OMG 😆

aug 13, 2025, 5:29 am • 3 0 • view
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deniselouis.bsky.social @deniselouis.bsky.social

Mr Klayman, don't you point at the court reporter. I couldn't tell who was more erativ of these two. She sure got herself the most perfect for her lawyer.

aug 13, 2025, 3:03 am • 2 0 • view
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mrspanstreppon @jamiepeppard.bsky.social

lol lol lol

aug 13, 2025, 1:16 am • 2 0 • view
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micah lohr @micahlohr.bsky.social

lol, lmao even

aug 13, 2025, 1:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker @erikgunderson.bsky.social

This is spectacular. I've had depositions go out of control before. In the one I'm thinking of, the witness pretty clearly had a psychotic break under the stress; after, opposing counsel and I agreed his testimony was of "limited utility." But with Loomer across the table, how could you even tell?

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Kev the Builder @kevthebuilder.bsky.social

Really glad I was eating Steak-Umms in lieu of Arby's when I read this

aug 13, 2025, 1:17 am • 22 1 • view
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The Dark Rattler @thedarkrattler.bsky.social

Steak-umm bless.

aug 13, 2025, 1:21 am • 11 0 • view
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Anthrodiva La Chatte @anthrodiva.bsky.social

Lindsey all, "Why am I in it?"

aug 13, 2025, 2:37 am • 6 0 • view
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JDC Burnhil @jdcburnhil.bsky.social

Yeah, I was surprised to see, right off the bat, Lindsay catching strays. But then I read excerpts of the rest and I was like "Ohhhhh, we're doing 'Oops! All Strays', I guess..."

aug 13, 2025, 3:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Aunt Laura @auntlaura.bsky.social

I am so confused. I thought the Arby’s in her pants was about MTG. And now it is about the VP? This person needs a psychiatric exam

aug 13, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dusty @sarina4444.bsky.social

“Where’s the meat” “it’s in her pants”

aug 13, 2025, 1:21 am • 13 0 • view
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tmoney2007.bsky.social @tmoney2007.bsky.social

Now I want Sorkin to write this up as a screenplay and have Soderbergh produce it...

aug 13, 2025, 3:20 am • 2 0 • view
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daWson_SC_🩵🇺🇲💙 @dawsonsc.bsky.social

I KNOW!!! that had me laughing my ass off, WITNESS: It's in her pants.

aug 13, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Penncat @pennicat.bsky.social

If you’re British that means knickers and I keep having to remind myself it doesn’t quite mean that in the US.

aug 13, 2025, 2:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social

"There's no question." "I know, I just wanted to say he's gay."

aug 13, 2025, 1:16 am • 42 3 • view
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mrbrightside @mrbrightaide.bsky.social

"where's the meat?" "It's in her pants" Is objectively fucking hilarious. Kill me now.

aug 13, 2025, 1:56 am • 8 1 • view
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Skip Cunningham @ladude.bsky.social

Relevance is not a proper deposition. It’s bush league and performative.

aug 13, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lisa @patsfanlisa.bsky.social

You're the best, Anna. We've known for a long time that Laura is loony tunes, but seeing her deposition is priceless. And I'm a 40+ yr court reporter and officer of the court and would have difficulty keeping a straight face for this one.

aug 13, 2025, 1:59 am • 16 0 • view
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Aaron @grumbeld.bsky.social

We're going to find out that she's a wizened Andy Kaufman under all the makeup, aren't we?

aug 13, 2025, 1:25 am • 9 1 • view
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jeannette @reedermt.bsky.social

I mean, he couldn't have pulled it off more absurdly than this.

aug 13, 2025, 1:53 am • 0 0 • view
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JCSouperstar @storyheadjill.bsky.social

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Chris Allan @cjallan.bsky.social

I love the irony of the testimony of the PLAINTIFF in a defamation lawsuit confidently stating a US Senator is gay and giving reasons why a US Rep got divorced. It just strays so far away from why they're there...to sue a comedian for saying something no one took seriously.

aug 13, 2025, 3:28 am • 10 1 • view
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social

Am… Am I hallucinating or did this guy just object to his own client volunteering statements?

aug 13, 2025, 7:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org

Since there is no question, is he objecting to the relevance of his own client's spontaneously offered testimony?

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Kurt Ronn @kronn.bsky.social

L Graham is gay follows roast beef in her pants. Priceless!

aug 18, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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mgreenfield.bsky.social @mgreenfield.bsky.social

Lindsey Graham gay? What? Next you’re going to tell me Liberace was gay. C’mon!

aug 13, 2025, 1:20 am • 11 0 • view
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Verlaine @rogerday.bsky.social

Presumably Klayman will call for mistrial on an unfavorable verdict? Unless he and Loomer are totally irrational that's the only reason I think could be behind this charade

aug 13, 2025, 12:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jennifer K. @pdxjenni.bsky.social

It’s a deposition. There’s no verdict to call.

aug 13, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Verlaine @rogerday.bsky.social

Ah yes, thank you

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Jo @service-worker.bsky.social

Literally everyone has had it with these people. No one is even trying to maintain professionalism & I don’t really blame them. They are fucking exhausting

aug 13, 2025, 12:52 am • 16 1 • view
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Fátima @noodlesaddiction.bsky.social

I was hoping she was talking about JD Vance.

aug 13, 2025, 12:34 am • 23 0 • view
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Paddy J @paddyj1325.bsky.social

She may well be talking about Vance. Arby's in his pants or an infected vaginas. It could be either one

aug 13, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Fátima @noodlesaddiction.bsky.social

Unfortunately no, I read the transcript :(

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MB Brown @mbbrownsf.bsky.social

He’s not picky about his couches.

aug 13, 2025, 12:39 am • 11 0 • view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

Maybe one day...

aug 13, 2025, 2:18 am • 0 0 • view
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markhax.bsky.social @markhax.bsky.social

Is JD secretly trans?

aug 13, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Glenn Raucher @glennraucher.bsky.social

SAME!

aug 13, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
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vanresia.bsky.social @vanresia.bsky.social

So good

aug 13, 2025, 1:24 am • 0 0 • view
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stamp.bsky.social @stamp.bsky.social

Even her lawyer has a damn victim complex. They’re pathetic.

aug 13, 2025, 2:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Steve Stinson @steve36893.bsky.social

Coward and creep

aug 13, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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eddiewillers.bsky.social @eddiewillers.bsky.social

I'm with Klayman on this specific objection about badgering. But it had to be *so much* fun to say.

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Your Friend Michael @michaelpg.bsky.social

Holy shit the deposing lawyer is losing it too. This is possibly sanctionable conduct you can't just insult a deponent! (Not that I care for loomer, but I would call a recess and take 5 if I had just repeatedly called someone a coward)

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Bribleck @bribleck.bsky.social

This doesn’t seem helpful to the lawyer’s cause

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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

Yeah, I was wondering. I mean, cheering her on and all because it's a fucking reality show now, but looking at that whole room and like www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uoV...

aug 13, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
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mrborelli.bsky.social @mrborelli.bsky.social

It's not ideal, but having Larry Klayman across the table is a mitigating factor.

aug 13, 2025, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Meli ✨ @wayofthelotus.bsky.social

She is unwell. I'm also shocked she's only 32!

aug 13, 2025, 12:55 am • 9 0 • view
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Something Witty @60ssanfrangirl.bsky.social

😮

aug 13, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Jason Quarrilex @painttherosesred.bsky.social

Dwt partners earning their ridiculous paychecks… 🙄

aug 13, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
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not my monkey, not my circus... @notmymonkeymon.bsky.social

It's the Jerry Springer version of that "puppet" "not a puppet" snipe session between HRC & drumpf during their 2016 debate.

aug 13, 2025, 1:33 am • 4 0 • view
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R7 @r7plays.bsky.social

how is all of this real, jesus christ

aug 13, 2025, 12:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Horrified, Lydia @lfillingham.bsky.social

Bolger reached her breaking point, very understandably.

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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

Don't badger, Bolger!

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Horrified, Lydia @lfillingham.bsky.social

Coward, coward, coward! Not normally good lawyering, but it has its place.

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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

Ok, but for once wossface is right, no? Isn't it badgering the witness? I love that her name is Bolger though. "Don't badger, Bolger!"

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Horrified, Lydia @lfillingham.bsky.social

Oh, yes, this is badgering!

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Ricardo B @richardcblair.bsky.social

This is an all-timer in the annals of unhinged depositions. “Sir, the question was ‘Is this your handwriting?’” is getting a run for its money.

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Rachel H. @therachel.bsky.social

had to scroll way too far to get to this!

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ListenToTheEpsteinVictims @jos1463.bsky.social

@bencollins.bsky.social already posted that exact comparison 🤣

aug 13, 2025, 1:00 am • 5 0 • view
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lartigue@bsky.social 🇨🇦 @lartigue.bsky.social

This cannot be real! SNL-material. Holy 🐄!

aug 13, 2025, 12:35 am • 6 0 • view
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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸//↙️↙️↙️ @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social

This is the kind of deposition TV show lawyers have.

aug 13, 2025, 12:34 am • 111 0 • view
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ponsterm.bsky.social @ponsterm.bsky.social

This transcript makes both Loomer and the deposing attorney look like a joke. If you can't depose a crazy person and maintain control over the situation, then it's probably not a good idea to do the deposition in the first place.

aug 13, 2025, 12:52 am • 6 0 • view
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The Night Sky @star86above.bsky.social

Like a grifty right-wing influencer, she's using the lawsuit to generate publicity and spew MAGA nonsense. The Court should toss her and her MAGA attorney out on their butts for abusing the legal system.

aug 13, 2025, 1:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Dave Bluestone @dbluestone.bsky.social

Klayman objecting to "relevancy" and saying you need an entirely separate deposition for her confidential questions (instead of just designating that portion confidential). And then you google him and dear lord, he's as bad as they come ethically as well.

aug 13, 2025, 1:38 am • 5 0 • view
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MattoQP @mattoqp.bsky.social

I don’t understand why Maher’s lawyer didn’t tell Klayman to stop the “relevancy” objections. They’re so clearly improper and caused a lot of disruption to the depo.

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Dave Bluestone @dbluestone.bsky.social

IMO when the other side is not following the rules you have to pick your battles because he is just trying to get in the way and/or coach his client. So you often let the record show for itself what they are doing—alt is to stop the dep to call the judge’s chambers, bleeding time in the day

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MattoQP @mattoqp.bsky.social

I hear you. But I would have at least said something the first time he did it (“Larry, you’re an experienced attorney. You know that relevancy objections are improper. Under the FRCP, objections to relevance are preserved for trial, so you shouldn’t be making them here.”). Make a record.

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Dave Bluestone @dbluestone.bsky.social

Given that we both noticed that he is a total dope for his objections, it looks like the record was made. Hahaha.

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Tony Renner @antoosh.bsky.social

100% a coward.

aug 13, 2025, 1:24 am • 2 0 • view
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La Conquête du Panini @botsnack.bsky.social

All I can think of www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_...

aug 13, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deb B @deborahstort.bsky.social

This is extra funny for us Brits because 'pants' in English English means underwear.

aug 13, 2025, 5:37 am • 2 0 • view
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Connor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social

oh no. not great

aug 13, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Nanabing @nanabing.bsky.social

Hahahahahaha WHAT EXHIBIT ARE WE AT????

aug 13, 2025, 12:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Josh "WAFFLE SQUARF" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social

This would be amazing on Reb Masel's TikTok/YouTube reading iconic court transcripts.

aug 13, 2025, 1:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer 🔵 @radobrien.bsky.social

Is it normal to call them a coward during whatever this is? 😂

aug 13, 2025, 12:47 am • 11 0 • view
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Markerado @markerado.bsky.social

Kafkaesquer and Kafkaesquer.

aug 13, 2025, 4:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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mikeocon.bsky.social @mikeocon.bsky.social

Oh man I don't know if this is good or bad, but we need more of this regularly for these people. Just complete and utter impatience with their bullshit act.

aug 13, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social

Well, I thought this had ended and yet… a new gem drops and well, lol…. This is just incredible

aug 13, 2025, 3:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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joe positive @joepositive.wtf

she is getting sooooooooooooooooo much attention

aug 13, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Swiffy @swiffy.bsky.social

What grade are these kids in and why is it transcribed?

aug 13, 2025, 12:47 am • 2 0 • view
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Iputadollariniwinacar @iputadollarin.bsky.social

Another tweet: "Go find a chair to hump like the dog in heat you’ve always been,” Loomer added.

aug 13, 2025, 2:32 am • 3 0 • view
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Matt @acadianrunner.bsky.social

What is happening

aug 13, 2025, 1:06 am • 4 0 • view
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His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, CDR Sir Samuel Vimes @bklynmichael42.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social

How is this possibly a thing that is actually happening?

aug 13, 2025, 12:38 am • 3 0 • view
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Julie @jaespy.bsky.social

😂

aug 13, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Max Aemilius @upontherocks.bsky.social

🤪

aug 13, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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LorLop @lorenal1.bsky.social

I need context

aug 13, 2025, 12:42 am • 3 0 • view
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this corrosion @roguesecunit.bsky.social

It’s 2025

aug 13, 2025, 1:08 am • 9 0 • view
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social

This is amazing

aug 13, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
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luvetta.bsky.social @luvetta.bsky.social

The coward exchange has the same rhythm as “not a puppet not a puppet you’re a puppet”

aug 13, 2025, 11:08 am • 2 0 • view
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Ajax General @willsix6.bsky.social

Hot damn. That’s some good depo work right there.

aug 13, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Star @starmann.bsky.social

Is this real? I honestly can't tell because everything in these deposition documents is so insane

aug 13, 2025, 12:34 am • 163 0 • view
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social

Oh it’s real. Check docket # 100 www.courtlistener.com/docket/69387...

aug 13, 2025, 12:42 am • 120 16 • view
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seismo!allegra!utzoo @seismoallegra.bsky.social

Could have sworn it's bad AI slop. Yeesh.

aug 13, 2025, 1:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Gary Gifford @garygifford.bsky.social

I hope they somehow both lose. Both are fucking assholes.

aug 13, 2025, 12:57 am • 3 0 • view
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Alexandra Little @alexandralittle.bsky.social

I don't want to read it but I can't look away

aug 13, 2025, 12:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Rhonda @rhondakaye.bsky.social

This is batshit insane. 😆

aug 13, 2025, 12:53 am • 41 0 • view
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MK @mlkelly.bsky.social

Her name must be Laura Looner. She changed it, must be.

aug 13, 2025, 1:36 am • 3 0 • view
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rcinnc1 @rcinnc1.bsky.social

Has a real likeness to trump's incessant crasp and incoherent ramblings.

aug 13, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
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mdemone @mdemone.bsky.social

It's real, and it's how a narcissist testifies under oath.

aug 13, 2025, 12:41 am • 13 0 • view
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Robert Teeter @rteeter.bsky.social

She posted a link above. Arby’s is first mentioned on page 152. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

aug 13, 2025, 12:45 am • 8 0 • view
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gardenmonster.bsky.social @gardenmonster.bsky.social

I think South Park has the next episode writing itself.

aug 13, 2025, 12:53 am • 7 0 • view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

South Park could never.

aug 13, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
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JWMangrum @jwmangrum.bsky.social

South Park just needs to animate this transcript verbatim with a THIS IS WHAT THEY REALLY SAID chyron blinking at the bottom of the screen

aug 13, 2025, 5:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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Maudi63 @maudi63.bsky.social

It’s real, I only got through a small portion of it yesterday. Her lawyer is something else. In the small portion I read yesterday her lawyer kept saying he needed a break to go to the bathroom when things got tough, like Jim Carrey in the ‘Liar, Liar’ movie. 😂

aug 13, 2025, 1:18 am • 1 0 • view
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munstopher.bsky.social @munstopher.bsky.social

You know it’s real from deposing counsel asking “what exhibit are we on” at the end.

aug 13, 2025, 12:51 am • 2 0 • view
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RhondaLee @rhondalee.bsky.social

🥴

aug 13, 2025, 1:10 am • 6 0 • view
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CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™ @cruiseshipdrummer.bsky.social

I like this guy

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aug 13, 2025, 2:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Fr. John Chungus @sorocchungus.bsky.social

This rules let’s fucking go

aug 13, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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MikeThomson22 @mikethomson22.bsky.social

That's phenomenal.

aug 13, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Whipstitch @whipstitch.bsky.social

I can't wait til Melania sues Hunter Biden!

aug 15, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Drew Fustin @drewfustin.com

I thought you were joking and quoting something this vaguely reminded you of, from Veep or something. But, nope.

aug 13, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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PeculiarSusan @peculiarsusan.bsky.social

The worst timeline.

aug 13, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Agora01619 @agora01619.bsky.social

#Republicans are assholes. All of them have lost their fucking minds since the vindictive vulgarian descended the escalator. We have been living in this nightmare for far too long.

aug 13, 2025, 12:59 am • 3 1 • view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

but, sometimes the Democrat wears a tan suit

aug 13, 2025, 2:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social

Bolger just isn’t the right lawyer for this fight. I know she’s sick of a bad-faith asshole refusing to answer, and she’s trying to bait Jigsaw into saying something stupid, but this isn’t how to deploy that strategy.

aug 13, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
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pizzmoe™ @pizzmoe.bsky.social

This is truly horrifying.

aug 13, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social

aug 13, 2025, 12:34 am • 30 0 • view
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Kitty WH 🚺 @kittywashere.bsky.social

So, these lawyers are… professionals? Like, the white collar kind? Greater maturity has been expected of those aged 9, typically.

aug 13, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Dave Bluestone @dbluestone.bsky.social

alabnews.com/attorney-kla...

aug 13, 2025, 1:39 am • 4 1 • view
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Kitty WH 🚺 @kittywashere.bsky.social

Oh, how that tracks. Learned nothing at all from it, I see.

aug 13, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Beth @bethmeacham.bsky.social

Yeah, they are all cowards.

aug 13, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
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pmm789.bsky.social @pmm789.bsky.social

What is happening here? 🤯

aug 13, 2025, 12:57 am • 4 0 • view
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KC Momkin @kc-momkin.bsky.social

Coward! Not a Coward!

aug 13, 2025, 12:47 am • 9 0 • view
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Modernista64 @modernista64.bsky.social

The first thing I saw when I clicked on that photo was “Mr. Klayman.” That pretty much says it all.

aug 13, 2025, 12:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Guernser @guernser.bsky.social

Maher can give his writers a vacation and just share the court transcripts for the next few weeks.

aug 13, 2025, 1:07 am • 5 1 • view
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JoseyRider @joseyrider.bsky.social

Deposition transcript. 😉

aug 13, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
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John Hawkinson @johnhawkinson.bsky.social

I mean, really burying the lede by not telling us this depo was conducted by LARRY KLAYMAN.

aug 13, 2025, 12:34 am • 27 2 • view
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social

Well, Klayman technically didn’t conduct the depo, he’s repping Loomer!

aug 13, 2025, 12:38 am • 42 2 • view
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David Manning @photodave219.fightins.online

I'm not a CivPro person, So I need to ask. Klayman's law license was suspended for 18 months by DC. Can he continue to practice despite his appeal? (Which seems to have dropped on 8/7 where they upheld his suspension)

aug 13, 2025, 1:14 am • 1 0 • view
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John Hawkinson @johnhawkinson.bsky.social

I dunno, but the suspension was in Sept. 2022 (was it tolled? delayed? did the reciprocal discipline run differently?) so it could easily be over by the time of the June 2025 deposition.

aug 13, 2025, 1:18 am • 2 0 • view
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David Manning @photodave219.fightins.online

The suspension order I saw was dated June 30, 2024. But i dont know about CivPro and Local Rules and the whatnbot

aug 13, 2025, 1:20 am • 0 0 • view
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John Hawkinson @johnhawkinson.bsky.social

It looks like the 2024 was the DC BPR, which was then appealed, and the appeal opinion issued Aug. 7, 2025 (last week!). It seems that the suspension was tolled until then, as there was a pending stay motion. (This is also well outside the realm of what most would call "civpro.")

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David Manning @photodave219.fightins.online

Which should mean that his representation of Ms. Loomer would be within bounds as this Deposition was prior to the 8/7 ruling?

aug 13, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
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John Hawkinson @johnhawkinson.bsky.social

That seems a reasonable interpretation, but really I don't know. And it's unclear how instantly such things take effect. Both the DC BPR and the DC federal District Court show him as currently suspended right now, idk. But there's no chance that opposing counsel in the Florida action is unaware!

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aug 13, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
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John Hawkinson @johnhawkinson.bsky.social

Oh, gosh I missed the BY MS. BOLGER Yikes. Anyhow, this seems like sanctionable deposition conduct, but I suppose that's the least of anyone's worries? I dunno. (not even sure why this depo was filed though, so…maybe. *starts to read p.1 — OH NO I CAN'T GO DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE.)

aug 13, 2025, 12:47 am • 27 1 • view
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Virginia S. O'Possum @virginiaopossum.bsky.social

But you caaaaaaaaaaan...

aug 13, 2025, 1:35 am • 2 0 • view
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Luther Evers: The Maine Event @lutherevers.bsky.social

Loomer'a team filed it in the public docket. When Maher moved to have it sealed, Loomer's crazy ass went on a victory lap claiming Maher's team is so scared they're begging the judge to silence Loomer. This isn't a real lawsuit. It's a transparent SLAPP and Loomer isn't even pretending otherwise.

aug 13, 2025, 12:52 am • 30 1 • view
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social

Link is broken, but also leaving a drive-by appreciation for the summary.

aug 13, 2025, 12:59 am • 6 0 • view
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Luther Evers: The Maine Event @lutherevers.bsky.social

That wasn't supposed to be a link. I just fat fingered Loomer and initially hit . Instead of m. I didn't realize it still tried to populate the link. 😂

aug 13, 2025, 1:07 am • 8 0 • view
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social

Ah, gotcha. I can never be sure with the different URL shortening services out there (only one I recognize on sight is TinyURL).

aug 13, 2025, 2:04 am • 2 0 • view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

Bill Maher thoroughly deserves Loomer.

aug 13, 2025, 2:17 am • 4 0 • view
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Luther Evers: The Maine Event @lutherevers.bsky.social

Agreed. I wish there was a way they could both lose.

aug 13, 2025, 2:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Matthew Isaac Harvey @acornapocalypse.bsky.social

Thanks for summarizing, that was helpful.

aug 13, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
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davidrlurie @davidrlurie.bsky.social

Klayman sounded dangerously like the reasonable lawyer in that room.

aug 13, 2025, 1:05 am • 4 0 • view
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davidrlurie @davidrlurie.bsky.social

I am sure it was just for a moment .....

aug 13, 2025, 1:06 am • 3 0 • view
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davidrlurie @davidrlurie.bsky.social

Unrelated, Loomer seems to be presenting herself as a kind of MAGA nun, having taken an oath of celibacy to serve her leader. Trump, of course, is not reciprocating.

aug 13, 2025, 1:08 am • 8 1 • view
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Run Girl @rungirl262.bsky.social

I read this out of context and thought Loomer was talking about Vance.

aug 13, 2025, 1:10 am • 1 0 • view
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jrm529.bsky.social @jrm529.bsky.social

"This isn't an argument! It's just contradiction!" "No, it isn't!" "Yes it is!" "It is not!"

aug 13, 2025, 4:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Biglywords @biglywords.bsky.social

Holy fuckamoly this is some full trainwreck shit. What is the lawsuit even about? It's very hard to tell from this deposition 😆

aug 13, 2025, 12:36 am • 29 0 • view
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rcinnc1 @rcinnc1.bsky.social

Holy wut now? 😂🤣😂🤣

aug 13, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
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VierLeger @vierleger.bsky.social

Defamation suit against Bill Maher. If I had to guess, it looks like Bolger is trying to establish that Loomer defames people regularly by the standard set forth in her own complaint.

aug 13, 2025, 12:49 am • 52 0 • view
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Biglywords @biglywords.bsky.social

Lmfao, one would imagine that's not gonna be very hard to prove 🤣

aug 13, 2025, 12:53 am • 15 0 • view
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eke @eke.bsky.social

"bill maher defamed me by saying i was fucking trump"

aug 13, 2025, 12:45 am • 5 0 • view
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Po from Brooklyn @poewing.bsky.social

Please let there be tapes

aug 13, 2025, 12:38 am • 2 0 • view
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Beth @bethmeacham.bsky.social

Video tape, probably.

aug 13, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
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James Wheeler @jameswheeler.bsky.social

"What exhibit are we at?"

aug 13, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Laura Clemens @lauraclemens.bsky.social

Laura Loomer is a coward

aug 13, 2025, 12:38 am • 11 0 • view