Quick someone think of a national security angle to the Taylor Swift engagement so that I can convince my editor to let me write about it
Quick someone think of a national security angle to the Taylor Swift engagement so that I can convince my editor to let me write about it
Will Travis sign a prenup? I’m happy for the spunky kids. They may make a name for themselves yet.
You have to find the head of DOGE first.
Well what % of GDP is pure Taylor Swift income? How many voters did she get to register? How many calories does the population burn dancing to her music, thus improving population fitness? Gotta be something useful…
I’m sure you’re always welcome to come on #DogShirtTV.
Do the couple have a right to know exactly what information private companies have acquired the result of DOGE’s gov smash and grab or Palintr’s constitution nullifying contracts? Something re social security security betrayal or fiasco…
They refuse to invite 34-felon to the wedding which will cause his all caps malfunction resulting in his rage refusal to leave his room for a week (which everyone knows ment the engagement was a deep state Democrat plot).
I mean, he's stayed in hiding since the engagement was announced. It's already starting.
Didn’t maga, using its own research, discover Taylor and Kelce were a deep state psy op?
Stay out of their business!! They are intelligent adults and are quite capable of making their own decisions!
A stretch, but compare the cost, quality, and backgrounds of the private security used by A-list celebrities to that of the California Highway Patrol protecting Harris to that of the Secret Service protecting Trump. Talk to Carol Leonnig
Good comparison! Trump has canceled at not renewed SS details for many even as far reaching as Fauci. How do some of these people handle safety, what are some of these private security companies and are any on the GOP side benefiting from Trump's cuts?
I've never known a more petty and vindictive public official. One of his simplest plays is to cost others money. For decades, he would sue people (or make contractors sue him), then wait them out. Now he can set his weaponized DOJ on them, or withdraw their Secret Service protection
Genetic purity? Blood and soil?
china could seek to influence the terms of a potential swift prenup
Pretty sure she's a spy.
Combining Swifties and NFL fanatics creates a socioeconomic power base that could alter how the rest of the world views the future of the US?
A lot of tax/estate lawyers just begging to write an article about prenups, this is gold for them
Will Taylor-Travis fans with TSC fall for phishing scams about the wedding and risk our national security?
Earthquake potential from jumping fans during first football game post-marriage, IS FEMA READY?
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce represent two of America’s biggest cultural forces — Music and Sports. With the decline of USAID, how is this sort of soft power waning abroad?
cc @swiftonsecurity.com
She has a team of attorneys. She'll be fine.
You can be a married couple and not merge your finances.😏.
It’s in direct violation of the Royal Marriages Act of 2025. They’ve failed to obtain the fascist dictator’s permission nor notify the dippy council who fancied himself to have a shot. If they subsequently fail the reading of the banns in the church of Hegseth the military may be called to quell
Cultural diplomacy/imperialism. Go!
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Will she go to away games this season? She's avoided them ever since the Vienna incident for security reasons.
Who Is The Tax Administrator Of Taylor and Travis?
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I heard she’s a psyop. True, I heard it from MAGA nutfucks but I heard it. There’s your angle. You’re welcome. Do articles ever get dedications?
Travis Kelce is wide open to a Chinese honeypot trap when he's home lonely while Taylor is on tour, and if he can give chinese intelligence access to her phone they've got every celeb's contact info who's alive or dead in the past 30 years
After💍 announcement, Signet Jewelers, Brilliant Earth & others in diamond supply chain rocketed upon seismic shift in consumer preferences from bigger less expensive lab diamonds to natural diamonds. Prepare for blood diamond infinity wars. AFRICOM vs China (&jihadists) (&Wagner) All Taylor’s fault🤣
*Engaged couple has to figure out how their finances will work* isn't exactly fucking news. 🙄
If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, they'll get an invitation to the White House, and maybe Travis will pull shenanigans on Taylor's behalf and cause a national security situation
Paging @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social, this is the expert you need. Some context. othermeans.io/p/taylor-swi...
Ummm ummm, Western cultural hegemony, evident in the coverage over TSTK engagement. How the death of #USAID doesn’t mean the end of American soft power. 🤷🏻♂️
She has an active TikTok account.
She's a very smart woman. I'm sure she'll have a prenup.
If ever there was a time for @swiftonsecurity.com to shine ✨ now is the time.
I get the impression Anna's a Swifty. 😉 On the prenup, while not Swift money it's not like Kelce's broke but more importantly men like him are real men that I just don't see getting in the public eye suing after a breakup with star NFL including Superbowl money of his own.
Threatens every little insecurity inside Donny — both are more popular and better looking than he could ever be. He might push the nuclear button out of sheer spite
Suspects were foiled in the terror plot to attack her Vienna concert, but will they return for her wedding celebrations? Will the National Guard be assigned clean up duty outside the venue in the name of security? Who's on their vigilante shit again?
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Spoiler alert: Taylor Swift will not forego a prenup
Whatever Travis is worth it'll be more than I'll ever sniff so I say this more with envy than judgement - but there's only one empire there. Maybe go with the carbon emissions pitch.
Seems obvious that, at the next State of the Union, one cabinet secretary and either Travis or Taylor must be at a secure, undisclosed location.
Oh they write these pieces for all the rich, famos guys, like Bezos & Murdock... right?
They don’t marry rich women. Threatens their manhood.
Uhh as an aspect of social construct, the whole Swift thing is a mechanism of many where a population enjoys luxury goods and whereby aggressive behaviours may be tempered, while also serving as a distraction mechanism to domestic issues at home that couod destabilize a nation. Is this anything?
bsky.app/profile/cohe... Taylor got her himbo. America got her shero
I’m sure her parents, attorneys and advisors will steer her wisely. She doesn’t strike me as someone who would be foolish about protecting her assets.
She was asked to be a spokesperson for FTX and smelled the scam and said no. She is incredibly financial literate.
A damn National Treasure. Enough said
The President is obsessed with her
And not in a good way.
Anna. That would be a waste of your brain power.
“The historical origins of Taylor Swift’s vows during the marriage ceremony” “These are the countries that will recognize Taylor Swift’s marriage, and how those treaties work with the US”
Or a more internet friendly headline: “These are the countries that will recognize Taylor Swift’s marriage and the treaties that make that happen”
Since Trump spoke nicely of their engagement, you could speculate whether or not he'll offer the use of a golf club venue for the wedding. Which club fits best? Will all the guests need to be vetted? Will he offer secret security, as well? Will. He. Show. Up?? Who would be the +1? Melania? Laura?
Bro ISIS targeted the Eras tour in Vienna and was foiled. That's your in... Does the marriage leave her open to new threats? How will their wedding be secured? Will it tske place in the US? If so, will it be designated a National Special Security Event? Will Trump obstruct that?
Could an attacker leverage her engagement photos somehow? Metadata? Security vulnerabilities revealed? Kelce has ties to the military industrial complex. (NFL's Salute to Service) collab with Boeing. Is the engagement a recruitment driver? Is it a psyop?
Anyway here is the pitch This isn't just celebrity gossip; it's a lens on how cultural icons like Swift intersect with national security in an era of hybrid threats & grey zone conflict. With the NFL season starting and midterms looming, explore: Could the engagement be leveraged?
You should also interview Dir. Cohen about the Vienna events.
And she isn't alone in the terrorism - can tie in the Ariana Grande shooting in the UK, there was a threat on Lady Gaga recently in South America too- just to back up the claim that Swifties aren't alone in making connections to international security issues.
When she eventually becomes POTUS & heals our nation with Dolly Parton as a cabin member… bsky.app/profile/anna...
Does she know who the administrator of DOGE is?
Increased risk of domestic terrorism on high status female celebrities to demoralize the population? (What if you photoshopped a dog shirt onto Kelse, could you write about it then)
"What does the engagement mean for the Regime? Will the power of the Swifties topple the growing authoritarianism?" .... best ive got at 145am
Robert Mancuso, a Swiftie? Who knew?
Will the wedding be a soft target for Iranian drones launched from the mother ship moored off New Jersey?
For God’s sake.
If you haven't checked out Cecilia Regina's take on this, you should. She does a great job pointing out how the whole engagement is signaling surrender to the regime currently occupying the White House - and he responded accordingly
www.billboard.com/business/leg...
She literally had to cancel a concert in Europe due to terrorist threats that were deemed credible. So
2 angles on the COST: 👉Taylor Swift is wealthy but her security costs skyrocketed after Trump’s attacks of her. Kamala losing Secret Service detail; her costs will jump to stay safe. Lisa Cook, Powell, Tish James, Judges, Journalists (who earn far less), 👉All being surveilled at taxpayer expense.
Trump said he Hates her…so, she is an obvious national security risk. Isn’t that what he’s saying about all the other people he hate (e.g. Rosie) 😉
Honestly Taylor Swift is probably the highest profile target on the left. Much bigger than Joe, Kamal or any politician.
Security for the wedding