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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social

Quick someone think of a national security angle to the Taylor Swift engagement so that I can convince my editor to let me write about it

aug 31, 2025, 5:17 am • 745 46

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AB @albwitz.bsky.social

Will Travis sign a prenup? I’m happy for the spunky kids. They may make a name for themselves yet.

aug 31, 2025, 12:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paul Topping @paultopping.bsky.social

You have to find the head of DOGE first.

aug 31, 2025, 5:28 am • 7 0 • view
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Dona Dickinson @donadickinson.bsky.social

Well what % of GDP is pure Taylor Swift income? How many voters did she get to register? How many calories does the population burn dancing to her music, thus improving population fitness? Gotta be something useful…

aug 31, 2025, 1:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jeff @jammaj.bsky.social

I’m sure you’re always welcome to come on #DogShirtTV.

aug 31, 2025, 5:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Do the couple have a right to know exactly what information private companies have acquired the result of DOGE’s gov smash and grab or Palintr’s constitution nullifying contracts? Something re social security security betrayal or fiasco…

aug 31, 2025, 12:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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cdpositive @cdpositive.bsky.social

They refuse to invite 34-felon to the wedding which will cause his all caps malfunction resulting in his rage refusal to leave his room for a week (which everyone knows ment the engagement was a deep state Democrat plot).

aug 31, 2025, 6:06 am • 6 0 • view
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Felonius Monkey @rcastle024.bsky.social

I mean, he's stayed in hiding since the engagement was announced. It's already starting.

aug 31, 2025, 1:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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tooch42.bsky.social @tooch42.bsky.social

Didn’t maga, using its own research, discover Taylor and Kelce were a deep state psy op?

aug 31, 2025, 5:50 am • 7 0 • view
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sissy70.bsky.social @sissy70.bsky.social

Stay out of their business!! They are intelligent adults and are quite capable of making their own decisions!

aug 31, 2025, 11:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Rob Fardon @robfardon.bsky.social

A stretch, but compare the cost, quality, and backgrounds of the private security used by A-list celebrities to that of the California Highway Patrol protecting Harris to that of the Secret Service protecting Trump. Talk to Carol Leonnig

aug 31, 2025, 5:33 am • 6 0 • view
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Katie @katie-did.bsky.social

Good comparison! Trump has canceled at not renewed SS details for many even as far reaching as Fauci. How do some of these people handle safety, what are some of these private security companies and are any on the GOP side benefiting from Trump's cuts?

aug 31, 2025, 2:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rob Fardon @robfardon.bsky.social

I've never known a more petty and vindictive public official. One of his simplest plays is to cost others money. For decades, he would sue people (or make contractors sue him), then wait them out. Now he can set his weaponized DOJ on them, or withdraw their Secret Service protection

aug 31, 2025, 4:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Carl S. Ergo Sum @carlsergosum.bsky.social

Genetic purity? Blood and soil?

aug 31, 2025, 5:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Jonathon Booth @jboothhistory.bsky.social

china could seek to influence the terms of a potential swift prenup

aug 31, 2025, 5:20 am • 3 0 • view
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jakeofnotrades.bsky.social @jakeofnotrades.bsky.social

Pretty sure she's a spy.

aug 31, 2025, 7:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Paul DiMilla @pauldimilla.bsky.social

Combining Swifties and NFL fanatics creates a socioeconomic power base that could alter how the rest of the world views the future of the US?

aug 31, 2025, 5:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Bribleck @bribleck.bsky.social

A lot of tax/estate lawyers just begging to write an article about prenups, this is gold for them

aug 31, 2025, 5:42 am • 5 0 • view
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Split Calyx @vixerunt.bsky.social

Will Taylor-Travis fans with TSC fall for phishing scams about the wedding and risk our national security?

aug 31, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Celinashope @celinashope.bsky.social

Earthquake potential from jumping fans during first football game post-marriage, IS FEMA READY?

aug 31, 2025, 5:20 am • 6 0 • view
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True Charles @cpaul.bsky.social

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce represent two of America’s biggest cultural forces — Music and Sports. With the decline of USAID, how is this sort of soft power waning abroad?

aug 31, 2025, 5:56 am • 33 2 • view
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Robert Richards @rrichard09.bsky.social

cc @swiftonsecurity.com

aug 31, 2025, 5:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Wanda Monroe @wandamocats.bsky.social

She has a team of attorneys. She'll be fine.

aug 31, 2025, 12:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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luekoalas.bsky.social @luekoalas.bsky.social

You can be a married couple and not merge your finances.😏.

aug 31, 2025, 6:35 am • 4 0 • view
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elainett.bsky.social @elainett.bsky.social

It’s in direct violation of the Royal Marriages Act of 2025. They’ve failed to obtain the fascist dictator’s permission nor notify the dippy council who fancied himself to have a shot. If they subsequently fail the reading of the banns in the church of Hegseth the military may be called to quell

aug 31, 2025, 10:03 am • 4 0 • view
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JJ in DC @jjindc.bsky.social

Cultural diplomacy/imperialism. Go!

aug 31, 2025, 12:59 pm • 7 0 • view
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The Crab Shack 🦀 @smwoodruff.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 31, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tortured Typewriter @torturedtypewriter.bsky.social

Will she go to away games this season? She's avoided them ever since the Vienna incident for security reasons.

aug 31, 2025, 5:31 am • 3 0 • view
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com

Who Is The Tax Administrator Of Taylor and Travis?

aug 31, 2025, 5:23 am • 19 0 • view
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East of the 405 @eastofthe405.bsky.social

WITTAOTAT WITTAOTAT

aug 31, 2025, 5:25 am • 12 0 • view
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Kim Murphy @kimmurphy100.bsky.social

I heard she’s a psyop. True, I heard it from MAGA nutfucks but I heard it. There’s your angle. You’re welcome. Do articles ever get dedications?

aug 31, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social

Travis Kelce is wide open to a Chinese honeypot trap when he's home lonely while Taylor is on tour, and if he can give chinese intelligence access to her phone they've got every celeb's contact info who's alive or dead in the past 30 years

aug 31, 2025, 5:31 am • 11 0 • view
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NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social

After💍 announcement, Signet Jewelers, Brilliant Earth & others in diamond supply chain rocketed upon seismic shift in consumer preferences from bigger less expensive lab diamonds to natural diamonds. Prepare for blood diamond infinity wars. AFRICOM vs China (&jihadists) (&Wagner) All Taylor’s fault🤣

aug 31, 2025, 6:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Leah @miss-spider.bsky.social

*Engaged couple has to figure out how their finances will work* isn't exactly fucking news. 🙄

aug 31, 2025, 6:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social

If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, they'll get an invitation to the White House, and maybe Travis will pull shenanigans on Taylor's behalf and cause a national security situation

aug 31, 2025, 5:31 am • 1 0 • view
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PopGirl //NATOWave// @popgirlnatowave.bsky.social

Paging @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social, this is the expert you need. Some context. othermeans.io/p/taylor-swi...

aug 31, 2025, 7:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Tim Lowe @timlow3.bsky.social

Ummm ummm, Western cultural hegemony, evident in the coverage over TSTK engagement. How the death of #USAID doesn’t mean the end of American soft power. 🤷🏻‍♂️

aug 31, 2025, 7:58 am • 3 0 • view
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social

She has an active TikTok account.

aug 31, 2025, 5:38 am • 13 0 • view
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Suzanne McCain @mccainsuzanne.bsky.social

She's a very smart woman. I'm sure she'll have a prenup.

aug 31, 2025, 1:53 pm • 4 0 • view
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James T. Kirk @captainkirk00.bsky.social

If ever there was a time for @swiftonsecurity.com to shine ✨ now is the time.

aug 31, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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ur-tired-ur-poor.bsky.social @ur-tired-ur-poor.bsky.social

I get the impression Anna's a Swifty. 😉 On the prenup, while not Swift money it's not like Kelce's broke but more importantly men like him are real men that I just don't see getting in the public eye suing after a breakup with star NFL including Superbowl money of his own.

aug 31, 2025, 9:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Josh Snider @joshsnider.bsky.social

Threatens every little insecurity inside Donny — both are more popular and better looking than he could ever be. He might push the nuclear button out of sheer spite

aug 31, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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T Karnos @tkarnos.bsky.social

Suspects were foiled in the terror plot to attack her Vienna concert, but will they return for her wedding celebrations? Will the National Guard be assigned clean up duty outside the venue in the name of security? Who's on their vigilante shit again?

aug 31, 2025, 5:34 am • 19 2 • view
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Dr. Drew Donna Folk @drdrewfolk1.bsky.social

🤭🤭😂

aug 31, 2025, 5:41 am • 7 0 • view
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zephyr81.bsky.social @zephyr81.bsky.social

Spoiler alert: Taylor Swift will not forego a prenup

aug 31, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joey Ponzi @jponzi.bsky.social

Whatever Travis is worth it'll be more than I'll ever sniff so I say this more with envy than judgement - but there's only one empire there. Maybe go with the carbon emissions pitch.

sep 1, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Sid Financy @sidfinancy.bsky.social

Seems obvious that, at the next State of the Union, one cabinet secretary and either Travis or Taylor must be at a secure, undisclosed location.

aug 31, 2025, 5:32 am • 5 0 • view
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Toe Beans @v-ron.bsky.social

Oh they write these pieces for all the rich, famos guys, like Bezos & Murdock... right?

aug 31, 2025, 9:36 am • 1 0 • view
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PenguinGuy 👊🐧🔥 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @penguinguynz.bsky.social

They don’t marry rich women. Threatens their manhood.

aug 31, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deweyoxberg @deweyoxberg.bsky.social

Uhh as an aspect of social construct, the whole Swift thing is a mechanism of many where a population enjoys luxury goods and whereby aggressive behaviours may be tempered, while also serving as a distraction mechanism to domestic issues at home that couod destabilize a nation. Is this anything?

aug 31, 2025, 8:17 am • 0 0 • view
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bennband.bsky.social @bennband.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/cohe... Taylor got her himbo. America got her shero

aug 31, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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srvblueslover.bsky.social @srvblueslover.bsky.social

I’m sure her parents, attorneys and advisors will steer her wisely. She doesn’t strike me as someone who would be foolish about protecting her assets.

aug 31, 2025, 5:24 am • 1 0 • view
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PenguinGuy 👊🐧🔥 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @penguinguynz.bsky.social

She was asked to be a spokesperson for FTX and smelled the scam and said no. She is incredibly financial literate.

aug 31, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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TomC360 @tomc360.bsky.social

A damn National Treasure. Enough said

aug 31, 2025, 8:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Seffial @seffial.bsky.social

The President is obsessed with her

aug 31, 2025, 5:23 am • 2 0 • view
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PenguinGuy 👊🐧🔥 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @penguinguynz.bsky.social

And not in a good way.

aug 31, 2025, 1:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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kate411.bsky.social @kate411.bsky.social

Anna. That would be a waste of your brain power.

aug 31, 2025, 1:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dan Sandler @danielsand.bsky.social

“The historical origins of Taylor Swift’s vows during the marriage ceremony” “These are the countries that will recognize Taylor Swift’s marriage, and how those treaties work with the US”

aug 31, 2025, 10:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Dan Sandler @danielsand.bsky.social

Or a more internet friendly headline: “These are the countries that will recognize Taylor Swift’s marriage and the treaties that make that happen”

aug 31, 2025, 11:37 am • 2 0 • view
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JCSouperstar @storyheadjill.bsky.social

Since Trump spoke nicely of their engagement, you could speculate whether or not he'll offer the use of a golf club venue for the wedding. Which club fits best? Will all the guests need to be vetted? Will he offer secret security, as well? Will. He. Show. Up?? Who would be the +1? Melania? Laura?

aug 31, 2025, 5:27 am • 2 0 • view
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A Faceless ○ŊƐ @justa9.bsky.social

Bro ISIS targeted the Eras tour in Vienna and was foiled. That's your in... Does the marriage leave her open to new threats? How will their wedding be secured? Will it tske place in the US? If so, will it be designated a National Special Security Event? Will Trump obstruct that?

aug 31, 2025, 6:18 am • 11 1 • view
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A Faceless ○ŊƐ @justa9.bsky.social

Could an attacker leverage her engagement photos somehow? Metadata? Security vulnerabilities revealed? Kelce has ties to the military industrial complex. (NFL's Salute to Service) collab with Boeing. Is the engagement a recruitment driver? Is it a psyop?

aug 31, 2025, 6:21 am • 5 1 • view
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A Faceless ○ŊƐ @justa9.bsky.social

Anyway here is the pitch This isn't just celebrity gossip; it's a lens on how cultural icons like Swift intersect with national security in an era of hybrid threats & grey zone conflict. With the NFL season starting and midterms looming, explore: Could the engagement be leveraged?

aug 31, 2025, 6:24 am • 8 1 • view
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A Faceless ○ŊƐ @justa9.bsky.social

You should also interview Dir. Cohen about the Vienna events.

aug 31, 2025, 6:25 am • 3 1 • view
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Katie @katie-did.bsky.social

And she isn't alone in the terrorism - can tie in the Ariana Grande shooting in the UK, there was a threat on Lady Gaga recently in South America too- just to back up the claim that Swifties aren't alone in making connections to international security issues.

aug 31, 2025, 2:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cybert Ruck @baggyblue.bsky.social

When she eventually becomes POTUS & heals our nation with Dolly Parton as a cabin member… bsky.app/profile/anna...

aug 31, 2025, 6:40 am • 2 0 • view
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socalledcanadia.bsky.social @socalledcanadia.bsky.social

Does she know who the administrator of DOGE is?

aug 31, 2025, 11:53 am • 5 0 • view
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msmithkansas.bsky.social @msmithkansas.bsky.social

Are these the same logo?

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aug 31, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
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R Garner @rhgarner.bsky.social

Increased risk of domestic terrorism on high status female celebrities to demoralize the population? (What if you photoshopped a dog shirt onto Kelse, could you write about it then)

aug 31, 2025, 5:22 am • 2 0 • view
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David Manning @photodave219.fightins.online

"What does the engagement mean for the Regime? Will the power of the Swifties topple the growing authoritarianism?" .... best ive got at 145am

aug 31, 2025, 5:44 am • 5 0 • view
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Dr Paul M @drpaulm.bsky.social

Robert Mancuso, a Swiftie? Who knew?

aug 31, 2025, 7:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Cocothecat @cocothecat.bsky.social

Will the wedding be a soft target for Iranian drones launched from the mother ship moored off New Jersey?

aug 31, 2025, 9:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Deb Polston @debpolston.bsky.social

For God’s sake.

aug 31, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view
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lammyhowl.bsky.social @lammyhowl.bsky.social

If you haven't checked out Cecilia Regina's take on this, you should. She does a great job pointing out how the whole engagement is signaling surrender to the regime currently occupying the White House - and he responded accordingly

aug 31, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Katherine Wolf @katherinewolf.bsky.social

www.billboard.com/business/leg...

aug 31, 2025, 7:32 am • 5 0 • view
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Katie @katie-did.bsky.social

She literally had to cancel a concert in Europe due to terrorist threats that were deemed credible. So

aug 31, 2025, 2:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Maria Lorraine @marialorraine.bsky.social

2 angles on the COST: 👉Taylor Swift is wealthy but her security costs skyrocketed after Trump’s attacks of her. Kamala losing Secret Service detail; her costs will jump to stay safe. Lisa Cook, Powell, Tish James, Judges, Journalists (who earn far less), 👉All being surveilled at taxpayer expense.

aug 31, 2025, 7:25 am • 4 0 • view
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Terri Lukavec @idesent.bsky.social

Trump said he Hates her…so, she is an obvious national security risk. Isn’t that what he’s saying about all the other people he hate (e.g. Rosie) 😉

aug 31, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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dcinmd.bsky.social @dcinmd.bsky.social

Honestly Taylor Swift is probably the highest profile target on the left. Much bigger than Joe, Kamal or any politician.

aug 31, 2025, 12:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Silence 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @b-dogood.bsky.social

Security for the wedding

aug 31, 2025, 7:26 am • 0 0 • view