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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social

Who wants to bet that Sooknanan orders Ensign to file two separate status reports the minute each of the last two kids is back in ORR custody

sep 1, 2025, 3:58 am • 393 63

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Mina @minerva1.bsky.social

She should order him to produce the names and location of the two remaining children immediately.

sep 1, 2025, 4:00 am • 16 2 • view
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Kirk Murphy 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 ❌👑 @kirkmurphy.bsky.social

👍

sep 1, 2025, 3:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Oeishik @oeishik.bsky.social

Love the judge & her commitment to make sure these kids are back & she knows where they are. This is the sort of dedication to duty & compassion we need in our country. Brava to her & may the universe watch over her & her loved ones.

sep 1, 2025, 4:01 am • 22 0 • view
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jakeofnotrades.bsky.social @jakeofnotrades.bsky.social

There were only four of them. How did one of them get separated? Are they running around the airport like cats?

sep 1, 2025, 4:04 am • 3 0 • view
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CCinNC🌻📚🏖️🏡 🐕 🌊 @ccc757.bsky.social

No word on the last 2 kids?

sep 1, 2025, 10:57 am • 1 1 • view
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ottawasteph 🇨🇦 🫘 🇺🇳 📚 🇵🇸 🐈 🏳️‍🌈 🦉✌️ @therealottawasteph.bsky.social

"Alien" is such a dehumanizing word to use for people, but you Yanks already knew that.

sep 1, 2025, 4:08 am • 5 0 • view
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BrownEyedGirl876 @browneyedgirl876.bsky.social

Can you guess the group that is most likely to use that term?

sep 1, 2025, 11:32 am • 0 0 • view
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sun's out @sunsout.bsky.social

Well, she doesn't seem to be leaving much to chance.

sep 1, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social

I'm actually not sure that I'd take this bet myself but I wouldn't be surprised if she did that bsky.app/profile/anna...

sep 1, 2025, 4:00 am • 272 25 • view
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Irishhhh @echoofthewhistle.bsky.social

Nah because it would juuuuust cross that line of being prickish which she is trying to avoid. Because she’s better than me.

sep 1, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
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jakeofnotrades.bsky.social @jakeofnotrades.bsky.social

She should make him file status reports every 30 minutes until they're in compliance.

sep 1, 2025, 4:03 am • 33 1 • view
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EricaJones @onegrumpygoose.bsky.social

How much are their secret flight games costing taxpayers???

sep 1, 2025, 4:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Can't They All Be KBJ @dagnypaul.bsky.social

Ngl I'm waiting for it to come out that they straight-up lost the last two kids

sep 1, 2025, 6:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Susan From Boston @susanboston.bsky.social

Notice that the minor children became minor “aliens” in the latest status report that 3 of the 5 were with ORR. Hmm…someone thought Oh shit we should have calied them aliens?

sep 1, 2025, 5:54 am • 2 1 • view
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Susan From Boston @susanboston.bsky.social

To match the language in the statute, probably. But, still noticeable that minor children became minor aliens. As if that shows the applicability of the statute.

sep 1, 2025, 5:58 am • 1 0 • view
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MikahMiriam @mikahmiriam.bsky.social

Why is it taking so long to return them from wherever they were taken?

sep 1, 2025, 5:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Jean and 🐈‍⬛ Emmaline and 🌈🐈Oliver🌈 @jeanchimera.bsky.social

I'd like to see her make Ensign and his mobile phone come sit in her courtroom until every child is where they're supposed to be. He's got plenty of minions who are actually out doing the work. He's probably at home. He can sit in a courtroom chair and take phone calls and update the judge.

sep 1, 2025, 4:27 am • 9 1 • view
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John Levenstein @johnlevenstein.bsky.social

You’re playing both sides of this wager

sep 1, 2025, 4:05 am • 5 0 • view
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Just a french cat @justafrenchcat.bsky.social

Even if she doesn't do it, what a boss! That's what it means losing government presumption of credibility I guess 🤭. Especially and personally Ensign, he of the "I don't understand verbal orders" fame.

sep 1, 2025, 5:11 am • 4 0 • view
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jetblackbox @jetblackbox.bsky.social

It's bizarre that they did this again this way. It's almost like they did it intentionally as if to say "see, we do follow court orders" in some strange bid to minimize what they did with the CECOT thing.

sep 1, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social

Surprised she isn’t making him go down to meet the kids in person and screen time with them

sep 1, 2025, 4:00 am • 11 0 • view
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rbsnst.bsky.social @rbsnst.bsky.social

Jerking around DOJ might make them think twice about refusing to follow court orders

sep 1, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jaime Santos @jaimesantos.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 4:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Jaime Santos @jaimesantos.bsky.social

Especially when 75 minutes ago he said the kids would be in ORR custody within 15 minutes.

sep 1, 2025, 4:00 am • 17 0 • view
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Mina @minerva1.bsky.social

He didn’t expect the judge to follow up.

sep 1, 2025, 4:17 am • 7 0 • view
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Dr. Maya @drdrmaya.bsky.social

Lil Drew isn't going to heaven either

sep 1, 2025, 4:00 am • 3 0 • view
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Tony Andrews @barely.live

If she can't sleep, then Ensign can't sleep!

sep 1, 2025, 3:59 am • 24 0 • view
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HermioneIsHere @hermioneishere.bsky.social

Any update on the last 2 kids?

sep 1, 2025, 11:56 am • 0 0 • view
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sscooter69.bsky.social @sscooter69.bsky.social

She is going to that 💯 positive. She has been up a long time. No DOJ is going to bed before those last two kids are safe. She is fucking pissed off and rightly so.

sep 1, 2025, 4:09 am • 9 0 • view
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That Susan W @thatsusanw.bsky.social

This aged well! You pretty much win, at this point.

sep 1, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Will Rosecrans @willrosecrans.com

I am really curious to find out what's actually happening on the ground. They had a plane load of kids and a handful went... where? They de-planed and then went off somewhere else that the other kids didn't? They lost a kid? One kid got stuck in traffic? Needed medical care?

sep 1, 2025, 4:06 am • 21 0 • view
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dgreenshields.bsky.social @dgreenshields.bsky.social

My assumption is that they were transferred from further afield and had a longer journey to get back to where they were previously.

sep 1, 2025, 6:33 am • 3 0 • view
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PeaceSeeker @coloradocarly.bsky.social

So, they weren't returned by the deadline.

sep 1, 2025, 4:15 am • 3 0 • view
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I said what I said @musicalcats.bsky.social

“Minor aliens”. Geez, Drew.

sep 1, 2025, 4:04 am • 6 0 • view
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Zalman Lev @suckerbetsftw.bsky.social

That would be nice. Teach Ensign that he and the rest of the clowns don't set the schedule.

sep 1, 2025, 4:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Probably Not A Crow, Unfortunately @mefcorv.bsky.social

At this point, I fucking would in her place.

sep 1, 2025, 4:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Jenny Sampson 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 @jennysampson.bsky.social

Any ideas on why it’s taking so long to account for these kids? Did they get removed to Guatemala?

sep 1, 2025, 4:02 am • 6 0 • view