A diaper change doesn’t typically take so long

He will declare himself winner of the Noodle Piece Prize. 🏆 it’s a new one just for USA and he’s the first to win this prize.

For the record I think he's just going to announce that he's going to rename the Department of Defense as the War Department or something but I do like this GIF

I know. He’s alive, functioning and still completely insane.

I prefer this…

Spoiler alert- sounds like the old fat bald racist guy ranting at the end of the bar decided Colorado is a blue state

Yep. That’s it in a nutshell

Darn it I thought he’d up and release all of the #EpsteinFiles Yawn, false alarm.

gonna unfollow you , cause I don't need this sort of clickbait crap in my timeline just me

Bingo

according to PBS, its about moving Space Command (so lamer than anyone expected)

That’s my guess.

C-Span is showing that he is going to announce moving Space Command headquarters from Colorado to Alabama....🫠🫠🫠

I thought it was leaked he was moving the Space Force HQ to Ferenginar, as the Grand Nagus is a real pal and gave him an amazing deal.

He's also announcing that for $50,000,000 the rubes can join "Jared and Don's Insider Club" and pre-reserve beachfront condos on the beautiful Gaza Shore.

Meh, he’s moving Space Command to ….Alabama.

We're going to hear a bunch of stuff about Chicago, Judge Breyer, those darn kids on the lawn

Changing the name to “war” does not help his case for civil deployment.

they're just moving the Space Force from Colorado to Alabama, per CNN. Just as mundane though

He's moving space force to Alabama.

yes the announcement was announced this morning

I hope someone asks about the Epstein files.

He's announcing a free small fries from steak and shake cooked in tallow oil and pig vaccines. Maha. Make America ham again.

It is funny that C-SPAN is claiming he will speak at 2 PM CDT. I don't recall the CDT previously!

Goddamn, MSNBC just talked over Trump when everyone wants to see him. Mainstream news media just can’t get the fucking job done. Ever.

Have they called in Dr. Ronny to work his magic.

Already installed and sat behind desk?

Standing up behind a lectern. Surrounded by his groupies.......just in case he falls over 😉

😂

I’m so following you

It will be the same bluster.

Isn’t he frequently reported to be 45 minutes late?

am I the only one feeling like this is a nothingburger press conference whose only real point is to demonstrate proof of life?

I appreciate the giggle this gif brought me. 😂

They couldn't find enough supports to hold him up. Lol

I guess they finally found a good vein

still not enough prunes ? movement is essential, or ...

they must have paid the stand-in what he was demanding

Watch it be more tariffs on penguins or something.