dude's a perennial victim 🤣 in spring, he accuses nature of conspiring to attack his allergic reactions to pollen. in summer, he blames the sun for burning his skin. in fall, he complains that leaves litter. in winter, he blames energy companies for it being cold so they can profit. 🤦

I’m 5’11”, so I’d love to know where these clothes are! 😉