rejoice! for it is not the soul that warps alongside the visage with the passage of time, but the visage that warps to convergence with the soul! it is a fool's errand to sail directly into the cosmic wind, and I would say I know my business very well! would you take pride in being the greater fool?
*does a little fucking dance that pisses you off* *summons shadow clones to jape on you* *takes up a joker slot for minimal benefit* *throws my meow across the room* *gives you a dogshit tarot reading* *commits architectural crimes* *burns your coffee beans* *teleports behind you* *meow @ u*
*complete and utter confusion*