Miss Piggy.

The whole thing should be muppets!

Kitara Ravache

Kristi Noem made herself look like a cheap knockoff of Melania. Maybe she could take on the role and stay right out of politics.

Anyone that’s OK with spreading pure propaganda for a paycheck, making themselves and their career irrelevant. Roseanne Barr might be up to the task.

Unfortunately Phillis Diller is no longer with us😐

Or Carol Channing.

Damn, neither is Dame Edna.

Good one😉

Lauren Sanchez

ew

Better question is who will watch the pathetic story

👆🏻👆🏻

Who cares !!!!!

Randy Rainbow!

I want this version regardless

Perfect casting.

He'd be perfect and we'd get the chance to hear him sing.

🙌

I’d watch this

Yes! And he would do it sooo well! Very professional! I love him 🫶

I might actually watch that.

I don’t really do movies. At least not movies made since about the 1960s. Except for the more recent Godzilla flicks. (Don’t @ me.) But I’d buy a ticket to that. He would make a fabulous musical Melanoma.

Perfect. And it should be a musical!!

I'd watch that

Yes, please 🙏

PERFECT!!! 🎯🎯🎯🎯

That was my first choice!

Now that would be very entertaining

Ha ha ha. A big laugh from UK Ifm0m. Cheers.

Stormy Daniels

I never noticed how fucking BIG Caitlin's ears are!!!

Stormy Daniels

YES!! 🤣🤣

Darn! You apparently beat me to it. Loving scrolling through the answers.

That would be my pick

Fuck - you took my line.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good one!

Stormy Daniels

James Woods

Trump will of course 🤣😃

Seeing the real Melania was more than enough.

Whoever is selected, Ru Paul should do their makeup.

😅

It doesn’t matter because very few people will visit a movie 🎥 theatre to watch that bullshit.

The movie theatre in my home town is so bad that i won't even go there to watch a good movie. $20+ 🇨🇦 for an uncomfortable seat, stale popcorn, sticky floors, and rude, noisy people? Pass...

We still have a few movie theatres and they have put in ultra comfortable seats 💺 but I can’t imagine anyone living in the East Bay of California would want to see a movie about the Eastern Bloc Bitch? Bob Dylan is more our thing.

I'll have to wait until it's available elsewhere, I guess 😕

If it’s Bozos, he’s going to put it on Prime 🤮

I won't be renewing my 'Prime' subscription when it runs out. Calling it Prime is false advertising.

Only if it's porn. MAGAxxx.

Where do I audition?

No acting experience required.

RuPaul

She'd beat the shit out of him.

He's way too classy for that.

Melania should pay Jeff Bezos for making the movie because he's going to lose millions of dollars on it. Billionaires are trying to take over America and the oligarchs do not belong here

Bezos no care.

Who the fuck cares. I am sure as hell not watching it.

You win!

🫣🫣🫣😂🤣😭

I can see that. 😂😂😂

YES!!🙌🏻

Yeah…but Caitlyn eyes are open! That might be a stretch playing ‘Squinty McSquinter’! Yet, a good choice! 💁🏽‍♀️

Looks like she's farting

She always looks like she has a yeast infection.

Yes! Itchy + annoyed is how I'd describe her as a person.

She has always looked like she stinks. We all know that VonShitzhispants does.

I believe she was standing down wind of Donald! 🫢🥺😵‍💫

😂

She's obviously doing kegels.

I've always thought she looks like a ferret. I've never once said that until now.

And I'm super glad you did. Just lol'ed in the grocery store line.

It seems mean but I couldn't help it😕

Or a cat.

Nah, that's insulting to cats.

Yeah, tis too. Sorry.

We're all just trying to survive in this craziness.

Nah, she reminds me of Natasha. Where's Boris?

Well Boris doesn't = Trump because Boris and Natasha actually spent time together.

LOL!

Natasha Fatale had eyelids that worked.

Good grief.

OK, I'm going to say it. She looks like a 'snake in the grass' with those eyes.

That was hilarious when Trump was trotting fake Melania's around, all wearing huge sunglasses and smiling so gigantic. He sure fooled the universe! 🙄

She's doing the Marlene Dietrich.... Just creepy. Who cares, I cannot remember anything she did as first lady except complain.

Squinty McDucklips

Squinty McSquinterson, mayor of Squinterville.

Ha! Perfect.

I just legit laughed out loud...thank you for this!

Horrifying

Bruce!

Ha ha!! I have always thought they looked alike!

This is a really good casting choice

That was the first person who came to my mind😂 But any actress with morals should decline if asked!!

This would be so funny on so many levels!

👍🏻💯

Perfection!

I can honestly say I won’t be watching that movie…EVER 😊

Pelozi

Either the actress who plays her on Colbert’s show or a cyborg.

Laura Bernanti, but she savaged Melanie on Colbert. Isn't this a documentary? She'll probably just play herself at all ages.

They’ll have to cgi some open eyes for younger melanie.

Zizek in drag

Stormy Daniels.

Stormy Daniels?

Kevin as you've never seen him!

Kaitlyn Jenner. Boom.

George Santos

This is just a taste of what is to come. Criminals in the future will use AI and every tech tool available to them.

Every time I read about Melania Trump I think about her reaction to the immigrant children who went missing after being separated from their parents and never heard of again.

She gags me most of all… a mother with such a narcissistic view of reality and total disrespect for our country with her blatant rhetoric. Such a disappointment for a First Lady, which she’ll never be in my eyes. She’s not even a lady.

I’ll never forget that jacket and the inept media’s attempt to tell us it wasn’t about the kids.

She’s a slut and whore no First Lady should dress how she is which is small skirts showing everything, we have a hooker as First Lady bad influence on young girls of this country

Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall.

🎯😂😂😂

Baron with a VoiceOver

How about the woman who pretends to be her-keeping the glasses on of course

some random webcam stripper

Lara Trump

Larry Looney Seeing as she was taken up her bedroom thangs anyway.

Prediction for Wikipedia’s plot synopsis…

I ain't sayin she a golddigga but

You don’t need to say it. She’s the true epitome

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

🤭😂

eyes are too open.

This lady needs to look in the mirror. She has gone to to to to far with the botox. How can she possibly think this face is attractive. let alone sexy. She looks scared bewildered etc etc. Insert meme here.....

Jesus! Post a warning over that ish.

😱 Please make it go away! 😬

Fing modern day stepford wives. But now they have like botox templates so they can all look alike also. /shudders

She of "Mind blowing blowjob" could reenact their first limousine "date!" Both are rough looking, the director will have to go with low lighting the scene.

This one gives me nightmares.

AAAAAUGH! Put a warning on that!

Yeah! Jesus you scared the crap out of me. Now I have to go shower and change my clothes!

Amen!

🤣😂

Perfect

🤣😂🤣😂

I would hope we don’t have to find out. No one cares that much about her life.

Name any out-of-work porn actress.

Jan Michael Vincent.

Caitlyn Jenner

Beaker from Sesame street would be a good choice. She would have to be on a lot of recreational drugs to exist in that marriage.

CRUELLA.

Elonia

💙 the name!

lol. Ya but the job blows go the other way.

Stormy

But would she do it? I think not.

Are you serious, Stormy would have to consider it, the multitude of delicious ironies!

Perhaps I should have said, IMO, I doubt Melania would allow Stormy to be considered. But if Stormy were considered, IMO, she'd decline in a nanosecond, based on comments she's made about the threat on her daughter's life from a MAGA supporter & her safety if Trump were elected. Stormy's no fool.

Totally endorse that.

Best comedy movie of the year. Break the fourth wall, serve mushrooms, etc. Hilarious I tell ya! Like an SNL sketch.

That was my answer too. It would be hilarious

IYKYK 😂

Why are we supposed to care?

John Cena

Stormy Daniels.

No self respecting actress Ohh maybe Blake Lively

This goat seems like the right choice.

Too cute…

Fair point. More the expression.

Someone who has had a personalityectomy and can't string two sentences together coherently? I'm guessing she plays herself.

Amazon's AI.

Creepy

Stormy Daniels

This is also a correct answer! 😅

WhoTF cares??!

Bowen Yang

This just legitimately made me go "Ohhhhhhh" out loud. Beautiful.

✅️

How appropriate. Director: accused rapist Producer: oligarch Perfectly sums up t®ump.

Stormy Daniels

Zelda

That will have to be the most boring movie ever made.

Someone on OF?

Caitlyn Jenner, they look alike

I was thinking a long those lines.

You win. 💯

You read my mind

Caitlyn is better looking

I don’t think Caitlyn is a diseased whore either

Haha!

By far

Well Art can only imitate real life.

OMG you’re so right!😬

The biggest ho in Hollywood.

Slut shaming is still misogyny

Exactly right. It degrades us all. I won’t say, you know, “Be Better,” but…

My favorite 🥁 is the one called misogyny, but TBF, if he was married to a man, I would be repulsed. The thought of anyone wanting to touch him repulses me. I also don’t think she is worried about shame.

I don't care if she poses in skimpy clothing I just care what she does to our country

No one is arguing with you - Melania is a moral void

Well deserved I'd say!!!

Melania is the patron saint of all gold diggers. The woman is a living icon. Show some respect! 😂

😆

I don't care because I won't be watching it

We are just having a bit of fan that’s all

Absolutely

A hand puppet.

Caitlin Jenner

That honestly wouldn't surprise me

Rosanne Barr.

Whoever is playing her current stand in for her public appearances with Diaperman.

Marlaina of Alberta.

Herself. The ultimate grift!

I was gonna say Famke Janssen but she's gone awry in the plastic surgery suite and now looks like a real housewife of the tv

Oh please don’t watch this awful idea of a movie.

Oh please, don’t watch this awful idea of a movie.

Probably herself, that's why she was nowhere around. This way, she can say she lived it. 😉

Me

Kimberly Gargoyle? By contract 😂😂😂

Willem Defoe

I don’t want to see what she hid in her ass

Sir, I salute you!

Actually, he's far more attractive than that #Slut

Perfect! 😆 🤣 😂

This is funny!!

🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that cracked me up! Thanks for that.

Derek Zoolander

😂😂😂😆

Who the f cares?

The cat lady would have been perfect. Unfortunately, she recently passed.

I’m going with Stormy Daniels for the win.

R2D2

George Santos/Kitara Ravache

Jacob Chansley has been tapped to play Melania in her Amazon Life Story. Marco Rubio turned down the role as his duties in the footwell of the resolute desk come 1/20 are far more critical towards advancing the policies of the MAGA OKW.

Stormy.

YES

Stormy Daniels, she has relevant experience

I'm thinking pretty much any mannequin could pull it off.

This was my very first thot as well. (typo is not typo)

Jan-Michael Vincent

Almost twins!

That’s an insult to Lassie’s dad!!

Perfect!!!!!!!!

Good one 🤣

Except he’s no longer with us. 🥲

👍

Separated at birth? 😱

don't insult Jan-Michael like that...he was born that way. She had a hundred surgeries.

I think that, more than any surgery, her face has been shaped by decades of anger at not getting everything she wants when she wants it.

Roseanne Barr

lol

Talking Tina

Wonder if Melania will have to be deported?

She probably can't wait to go home.

Hahaha

Not a birch though. Would be funnier if it was

I "curated" it somewhere...probably the book of suppression. I am fond of trees but I can't identify them well and definitely not from the bark; I mean I could if I looked them up. The sentiment is still the same though. What kind of tree is it? I'm always willing to learn new things.

The actual Grinch

Melania is kinda married to the Grinch. So there’s that.

To be fair, the grinch's heart did grow. Alternatively, error 45-47's ego is the only thing that grows on him, oh, well, and the stench! 🤷‍♀️

Don’t forget his followers body odor.

Ewww…BBQ potatoe chip B.O.

I was thinking more along the lines of Skoal or Marlboro Reds

😂

Melania - she can make some more money that way.

😅😅😅

Stormy Daniels?

IDK, maybe an Olympic fencer? They're going to have to use wirework for the waterfowl dance no matter who portrays her.

Kimberly Gargoyle.

Should be Stormy Daniels. After all, they both fucked Trump for money!

I know it’s funny to say that. But in truth, Stormy was pressured and didn’t accept money for sex. She got money to shut up about sex. Melania was [probably] all about the money. And still is. She can’t stand him. (I can’t stand her, but still.) So in truth, Stormy didn’t fuck Trump for money… 🤷🏽‍♀️

Yes, Trump forced himself on her and she was offered hush money to keep the news from leaking during his first run for President. This was just satire!😅

I guess we need a satire font since I’ve never been paid off, but I’ve experienced the rest and more. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Melania is the sexiest first woman to ever be… Better be someone good!

Brittany 2007

Stormy Daniels in a wig, she's got the right skill set and experience needed.

LMFAO!!!!

Stormy Daniels!😂

Is Marilynn chambers around anymore? She would be appropriate.

Thanks, that's going to give me nightmares now. lol

Amy Poehler

MTG …… photoshopped 🤔

No feet shots. Please!!!!!!!

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Gargoyle

🤣😂🤣😂

RuPaul

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No, RuPaul is way too pretty and human.

Too classy

That was my first choice.

I think it be a hoot if Stormy Daniels did!

Marla.

Some random hooker will do.

I'll scour 10th ave and 48th Street.

Anyone who doesn’t give a damn about having a career in acting.

Who cares?

I think Rosanne would be down 👍

I don’t care, do you?

Nice.

I came here to say that, but you beat me to it!

Exactly. 👍👍

Hulk Hogan, tRump prefers blondes

Um Kimberly Guilfoyle 😲😲😒😒😒

Who would watch it?

Nobody, but we are just having fun

What a dumb looking facial Expression, like she cannot understand English

It’s the evil eyes that I can’t get past.

I really just laughed out loud! ....heartedly I might add! 🤪🙌🤣💯

Do her eyes open up anymore than that? I feel like that’s her Zoolander face.

Filler will do that.

It's her protection against a proper view of the orange horror. If I saw that coming at me, I'd fucking squint too.

😂

I'm no expert, but I read that squinty eyes or "sunset eyes" are a result of fillers used to eliminate lines around the eyes. (Who says you can't learn something from the Internet?) relivehealth.com/medical-aest...

That is correct.

Good to know! I shan’t be getting any of that!

Tip: When you have plastic surgery, and they raise your cheekbones to make you look younger, your eyes get smaller and smaller until you can hardly get them open.

MAGNUM

I read that Melania and Donald keep their eyes half-closed to look more like Clint Eastwood from his early movies.

😂😂😂

That’s her ‘mysterious’ look.

😂

She is actually pretty when she genuinely smiles. The funny part is that we only saw her smile for real when she was with Obama or Michelle! 😏

She smiled quite a lot when she meant Canada‘s Trudeau.

OMG! That’s right!!!! 😅😅😅 In all fairness, that was a completely different kind of smile! 😏

💙

Looks like she's thinking, "Who just farted?"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same personality.

A face like a flattened milk container

📌

🤣😂😂 That cracks me up every time.

😂😂

Just for fun Stormy

A department store mannequin.

😂😂

From some Slavic Khrushchev era department store basement.

Second place.

🎯🔥 🤣🤭

💯

Exactly 😂😂😂

Perfect and fitting

Same personality 🤷‍♀️

🔥 🎯

More alive than that sorry sack of excrement.

Too much personality.

The mannequin is far too warm and inviting.

About the same personality too.

That's not true. The mannequin has WAY more empathy 😉🤣

But can she pole dance

Not enough plastic.

True!

🎯👏 🔥

Yes, but the mannequin will have to tone down its emotions and intelligence.

Too lifelike.

And more expressive 🤣

Came here to say this, pretty sure 'mannequin' was the precise word used under 'job description' for the Choads marriage proposal.

The mannequin has more emotional depth

I was going to say a Real Doll™️, but you’re right. A mannequin has the right personality and vigor.

A Real Doll might be TOO lifelike... 🤣

😂🤣😂

Damn Bro! 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too much personality...

Closest one can get to the original version, it has a bit too much character

Firm breasts

kidneys

But can mannequins slap sex offenders' hands away?

They can fix it in post with CGI...

Lol

Winning post! 🏆

Lol

That's an insult to Sally 🤣 we all know Finklesteins Creation has had more "work" 😎💜

😂

LoL 😂

Alina Habba really wants the job.

Stormy Daniels

Well it has to be a foreign actress, someone who is very, very, very unknown.

I vote for Stormy.

Laura Benanti has a lock on it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0I...

I would totally watch THAT movie!

My first choice as well. The only actress who you see breaking when she plays her. Can't wait for her return to Colbert.

Roseanne Barr

Elon Musk.

My fave!

😂😂😂😝

Fitting. Especially since Melania probably hasn't given Trump a blow job since the wedding, but Caitlin probably would if given the chance.

I see a tall stick

May I be the 94000th person to say, I really don't care. Why do you?

With Anna Nicole Smith gone, it’s going to have to be a blow-up doll.

Better question is who the hell would watch it? I hate porn flix, stories about trophy wives & gold diggers. Bezo is a larger suck-up than any of us realised. 🙄

Elon

lol 😂

Oh, yes, please.

😂

George Santos

My vote is stormy Daniels , 2nd choice George Santos.

Santos could be her stunt double.

😂😂😝

Laura Loomer-she’s got nothin’ else to do.

She can/will/has wrapped those big fat pumped up lips around Dyno-Dons love muscle.

Oh dear gawds

🤮🤮🤮

Stormy Daniels

Whats his face Jenner

Seen a hooked down on Auroa that looked a lot like her

Caitlyn would look just like her if she squints

😂👍

I still think Trump told Putin to put out her naked pictures as retribution for her not joining the campaign trail with him.

Makes sense.

A horror film.

Linda Lovelace? She’d have the right talents

If she could find it.

That would be among many of the skills she had, I’m sure.

Good Lord. Am I going to have to cancel my Amazon account too?????

I’m weaning myself away from Amazon. This project finally pushed me over the edge!

I used it a lot bc I just moved and needed big stuff delivered. I had already decided to dump it a couple of weeks ago. Now, it might mean something--I never was on Tweeter...

F Amazon and Bezos. When you want to buy something online, go to Amazon, find what you're looking for, then see who the seller/maker is, Google the seller, and buy direct. Not only will you almost always pay less, but the original seller will keep more of their money. It's a win-win

This year I went to local art fairs and shopped locally. Good idea! Thanks!

Local is definitely best when you can.

George Santos in drag.

My mind immediately went to the very capable and talented Kristen Wigg. (Channeling Andy Kaufman’s Latka accent from Taxi😉)

John Cena would be fun in the role.

And who will play Donnie von Shitzinpants?

That fat Canadian dude Doug Ford

Another "donation" to the Trumps.

Blake Lively.

Elonia Muskrat

I don’t care who plays her. There is no way in hell I will watch it.

Take your pic

8675309

Cheryl Hines

A modest proposal...

What is wrong with her eyes? She squints all the time. I believe cocaine can cause light sensitivity.

Okay, this is as close to "viral" as I've ever gotten on this platform! If any of you who might be #SciFi fans would be so kind, please do check out my pinned post! 😎

I'm a gen x gay guy. JMV was a huge crush for me back in the day. First awakening's kinda thing.

Shiny!

Smaller crush on him back then for me, but also certainly a major clue along the way.

At least *his* thousand yard stare seemed to come from the horrors he’d seen from his helicopter. Then again, she’s probably seen worse.

Not sure if that squint of hers is because the “worse” she’s seen was traumatic or because it required a magnifying glass.

😈

I thought Melania’s squint was surgically created. Her older photos don’t show the squint.

Yeahbut long term magnifying glass usage will do that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

😆😆😆

A tiny orange nub back and forth, back and forth.

I'm gen X and not gay, but I am so glad we have arrived at a point where I can say, "Wow JMV is a hot guy" or "I wish I looked a tenth as good as Idris Elba" without it sounding awkward. My wife agrees with me about Idris Elba, sigh.

😂

First off that was brilliant! Thank you for the laugh but now you see the evidence.......😳🧐🤣

Oh man, loved that guy. What a hubba-hubba hunk.

DAY-ummm! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🏆

Shut down the comments, you win.

Dead!! 🤣🤣🤣

I'm related to him. He would have totally been a maga.

Dang.

Yeah, he kinda sucked. Once he got super popular as a result of Airwolf, he straight up refused to come to our family reunions because we weren't "high class" enough for him.

Ugh!!

He had some problems, addiction, etc… but this is still wrong. The Christmas decorations, the garden, he wouldn’t have dine that.

🤣🤣

"trans-vestigation" turns to melania now? lmao

Nope-nope-nope. This is not a trans joke, this is a doppelganger joke. If it were the former, it would be cringily phobic.

all the way the right wing talks about michelle obama yes i think this is valid

Nah, mate, from your bio I reckon it's not where YOU'RE coming from, but those folks' lives are about to get harder enough they don't need even a whisper of normalization for that kind of punching-down.

im pretty high, think that will be it for posting tonight.

Heh! Relatable 😎

🤣🤣🤣🤣

But we already don't have enough Jan-Michael Vincents for all 16 quadrants. Don't think we can spare one.

Uncanny!!!

🤣🤣🤣

LOL

🤣🤣🤣

So true!

If I didn't know better... Spot on, spot on!

Perfect 😂

Zelensky’s wife😭

Stormy Daniels?????

I wouldn't bet on Stormy doing it. She seems too savvy to take the part.

Oh that would be perfect!!

Stormy is too pretty.

Winner

I don't know of any high priced hookers, do you?

Why would they have to be high priced for this role?

Kaitlyn Jenner

Caitlyn Jenner.

Perfect 🤣😂

oh snap so spot on!

My first choice.

Hahahahahaha

Actually, perfect

I couldn’t think of anyone callous enough, but you nailed it.

Far too attractive

😂

💥‼️ Another one that would piss off the “base” would be Taylor Swift (but she is above that role).

Perfect casting!

Great answer.

Caitlyn will need Botox a lot to pass for Melania 😂

I am sure she is already Botoxed to the max, as is Melania.

Could be😂

Perfect!

Juice Brenner

Caitlyn. Poll closed. Thanks for playing, everyone! 🤣

Excellent choice.

Amazon's 'From Slovenia to the White House' movie: because 'Married Well and Lived Happily Ever After' is a thing now 🤑🏰 #SatireMeetsMelania #RagsToRiches

Kim Kardashian

Is the dog who played a basketball player available?

My vote.

You hit the nail on the head with this one 🤣🤣🤣

I think Bruce is Better for the role than Caitlin…

Literally the only way there’d even be a 10% chance I’d watch it is if she plays Melanoma

Same 😂

How about Stormy Daniels? It’s going to be a porno, right?

Excellent!!!