How bout those bootcuts

The Dog Hunter Coming to a theater near you!

She isn't going into combat, she's going to the local dog park.

All the extra people who died of Covid in SD have no comment.

Friday she gets dress up as a Princess.

She sure is...plastic looking. 👀

Why doesn't ICE just deport her instead

She reminds me of a Dollar Tree "Barbie." She's got the clothes but is missing the point. (Sorry Dollar Tree)

🎯

And also made of extremely cheap plastic.

Definitely

I’ve seen so many of these pictures and at this point it feels so ridiculous I can’t tell if it’s real ridiculous or AI ridiculous

Every day is Halloween

Traitor Noem is more accurate.

Read that as “trailer”. That works too.

Absurd Earrings too? What’s next…lingerie?

In the back of the truck.

Maybe they can have a Kennedy Center Easter special: all the Trump admin women in confederate flag bikinis, holding Trump bibles while swaying to Gwen Stefani singing Ave Maria.

You paint quite a picture Natalie

It’s giving Nancy Reagan riding shotgun in Operation Boomerang.

Another day, another Noem cosplay

Cosplay clown

Yeah Kristi... Stick your head waaay up there!

Her playing “dress up” is pathetic and hilarious all at the same time ! 😂

She’s like a caricature. A laughable one.

Another day, another cosplay photoshoot

She’s so fucking ridiculous.

…because she shot the Paw Patrol. So sure.

She's sickening. I cannot wait until the day when all these Nazis are sent to prison.

Maybe “Noem” means No-Emergency.

No-Empathy

She's an embarrassment to South Dakota and now the country.

At least South Dakota got rid of her. Now we all have to suffer through until Trump tires of her. No amount of admiration is enough for him, and eventually ETTD.

She literally curled her hair for it and did her make up. Not a photo op though...

Laughable for her to think we believe she’s doing this job while dressing like she’s off to film a hallmark channel after school special. First things first, put your hair up. Those of us who deal with potential aggression know that’s a basic rule.

Totally get the hair up. Earrings out. She's so not ready 😃

I thought the same thing (as a former barmaid in a dive bar) yank that bitch's head around by the weave/extensions

And her arms in her pockets. Shows she has zero preservation skills. At least the Nazi next to her knows to have his hands in the traditional manner so he is ready to use them should something happen.

Yup

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Or just take your hair off.

Land one good one in that plastic Nazi face and she'd be crying about how much she paid for it, not fighting back. I don't buy for a second she could fight back without the gun she worships.

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What a POS poseur!

Jesus fucking Christ 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ For the love of god please someone record all the takes she has to got trough For entertainment purposes of course. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

EVERY COSPLAY NOEM PHOTOSHOOT IS YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS WASTED!!!

THIS is what pisses me off to no end. That and because it's ridiculous propaganda like straight out of some movie about fascist regimes. And the majority, who didn't vote for this, 1 way or another, have to foot the damn bill.

At least you haven’t been fooled into joining their cult.

Total joke.

What a Fkn Joke‼️

Does she not have a family?

Women who subscribe to male style over compensatory actions are not just suspect, they’re hilarious.

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Cosplayer at taxpayer expense 🤬🤮🤮

Looks like a hooker trolling a Walmart parking lot.

Ok...I'm not the ONLY person to notice the guy has a little 'extra padding' am I? I can hear kristi telling him to stuff it in his pocket to make it look like she's hot!!! And does that say NZI on his sleeve???

I thought it was HZ1 but can't figure out what it means

Of course NZ1 could make sense if we add a lower case a.

Kristi Nomates

So what does she do give hummers in the hummer or what?

Since she has no idea how stupid she looks, I’ll be embarrassed for her.

I have a perverse wish one of these goes down badly and there’s footage of her panicked cowardly response on the evening news.

Not that perverse..😆

😆

Nah! Let her own this!

Just being sarcastic. She’s on her own IRL! 🤣

🙏😅

I feel like I should be able to charge these fools (with compounded interest) for how many times I’ve cringed on their behalf.

😂🤣😂🤣

Making a worthless bitch 2026 calendar..

Cosplay fascism.

Kids on the beat. Beat kids

There it is!!

Does she do anything besides cosplay?

She kills her family’s pets on her free time.

She needs a day job, not acting gigs.

So fucking stupid

FFS... I'm tired of the Botox puppy killer photo ops. Doesn't she have a government to help ruin?

Is this puppy killer in charge of the Department of Cosplay?

She loves photo shoots.🤔

What she's done is perfect samples of how to climb up the ladder by being picked up by a like-minded male and to keep being highly paid for apple polishing. #PicturePerfect 📸

Those 7/11 photo shoots are crazy. Get me a Slurpy, bitch!

Hmm. Need attention much?

Ridiculous as this looks, it SELLS to the right. They love this kind of posturing.

Yes, sadly it's the entire purpose of it. Propaganda got us these performative freaks with zero empathy or common friggin sense.

She is such an attention whore

Well, she did invest heavily in a new face....gotta make the investment pay off somehow 😝

“Dolly” Noem playing dress up again!

No dog is safe.

No human is safe. She wants to please the King with numbers; any Hispanic-looking person will do.

What is wrong with her?

A desperate need for attention and narcissism. If she wasn't here, she'd be a reality show villain.

😖🤪😖

A combination of pathological narcissism and her frustration with how her cosplay career has crashed and burned.

Trump syndrome.

Misreading the hot flashes!

The short answer is what’s RIGHT with her, besides her politics

MAGA.

“ WAS THE FALL OF ROME THIS STUPID?” was a legit question I read today.

Probably - it just didn't have a means to document it.

I do not like knowing when I work I am contributing to her pay

I know

Did you mean gnome?

The nickname of my MAGA neighbor for real (has a lawn jockey and a lawn tractor for her small yard)🤪

Oy

Puppy killer. Despicable human being. Will never forget that.

As a Canadian we’re known to, not forget or forgive. We’re like crows.

youtu.be/tFV_9HRUiI4?...

I’ve always wanted a crow friend 🙂

You’re adopted. Welcome to the family.🥰

🐦‍⬛

Love it. Did you watch the video I posted, 10 things about crows? It’s fascinating.

You may like this one too if you haven’t seen it yet. This crow is just adorable ❤️ youtu.be/tpg3VvoIVfA?...

I haven’t watched it yet although I did see it posted. Will watch later. Thanks 🐦‍⬛

Being a crow sounds really nice right now...can I join?

Absolutely 🥰🐦‍⬛

Absolutely. You’re adopted. Welcome to the family.🥰

We got a Muh-duh goin on 🎶

Hahaha ♾️ Good one!

Indeed! 😊 BTW, who else thinks we need a crow emoji?

still salty about the War of 1812? Asking for a friend...

It was a stalemate but essentially we won. We’re still here. As a lovely Canadian put it, We’re Polite & Feral!

Doesn’t she have children? Or is this another one where the husband left and took the kids?

I think her kids are older by now.

I hoe she’s having fun playing dress up. Idiot

She will do anything for publicity. Just another part of the circus

What an idiot!

Apparently The trump administration is short on grown ups!

The actors guild is going to make her sign up if she starts doing more propaganda shots for the foreign and domestic audiences.

That bitch WOULD NEVER join a UNION!!

Still cosplaying. What a shitshow.

The Costume Change Kid.

So stupid

Combat Barbie!

Look I’m not one to point out aesthetics, personal choices when it comes to applying plastics to facial regions. All that said, that’s one weird looking wax figure they keep on photographing. Not Madame Toussauds best work.

Someone told her there was some undocumented puppies running loose?

😂

It’s like a live video game…

Be sure to carefully hide all the K9 officers!

Geezus she is a 🐷

Omfg, what is wrong with her???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gravel pit is so pathetic.

Question: Does she have a stylist? Noem: “I have an appearance next week at a federal prison. See what you can do.” Stylist: “I am on it. Umm, do you want a guard uniform or prisoner uniform?”

Hide your puppies. The grim reaper is here.

Gonna’ be a four year cosplay tour with her. Grifting Goddess.

More like Kristi the Clown.

Better than her version of Paw Patrol. 😩

The Dog Destroyer is on the lookout.

The lighting!!!!! This is so obviously staged!!! I wonder if this was take 1 or take 5 or 6? 🙄

Dumb fucking hair extensions all curled up nice for the staged photo

The beanie was a nice touch. 🤌🏽

It was take,FUCKING BITCH

Wonder if anyone has counted all her photo takes, and how many days she is in the office actually working? Our tax $$ are supporting her galavanting around for photo ops just to please her master?

A legend in her own mind

But can you imagine the show playing in her head??!!

Yikes! The filler in her face.

I know, but her TEETH. incredible. Lololol

She so desperately wants a Barbie doll named after her #clowncostumes

Another chop shop Barbie for GOP Spank bank.

Cosplay Barbaric Barbie hasn’t met a costume she doesn’t like. Halloween is going to be lit 🔥 this year

What a wretched piece of propaganda she is

Chaos actors cosplaying their own graphic novel villains.

Why are we paying for this stupitb!tch to play dress up?

Seems like taxpayers are shelling out a ton of $$$ for Noem's cosplay obsession. The Muskrats should look into Noem's spending.

Gnome patrol. Has she done anything other than cosplay soldier Barbie and photo-ops?

Well, she has cost taxpayers a boatload for her stunts. And her outfits.

And kills puppies

Can't forget the goat(s) and really any animal that crosses her path. God help the pets of the “criminals” that are rounded up. Gnome has an itchy trigger finger.

Does she actually do anything other than cosplay photo ops and be in the way?

I don’t know her salary. However I can bet she’s overpaid. Where’s Elon and his cost cutting plan. She’s just been taking joy rides in various vehicles and watercraft.

Getting paid with OUR tax dollars for actual JOY rides

Is she off to steal underwear again?

How much are theatrics costing us - and who is doing her real job while she out posing?

These plots in p0rn movies are getting more and more twisted.

our federal government is just one big fucking photo op

This is basically season 8000 of tRumps reality show. Horrible cast this season. Would not recommend watching it.

Pathetic.

I hate that Nazi CUNT

Best comment ever.

Even with all of America’s money at her disposal she still looks and dresses like trash. (That denim is circa 2000 mall rat.)

Dolly Parton has a joke that says it takes a lot of money to look this cheap.

Total goofball.

Where’s Waldo?

Complete moron

Has the gnome done a fighter jet yet

Mrs. Dress Up!

So “work” for her is just cosplay? She is such a disgusting waste of a human.

Do they have to wait until she has her cake make up touched up due to a slight breeze before they can make a move?

She’s all about photo shoots

There is a certain demographic (I golf with them every Sunday) that is eating this up. She is the hottest thing many of these 65 year olds have seen in a long time. She knows what she’s doing.

A certain demographic would eat her up if she was in a potato bag. Like Boebert and most of the dumb blondes on Fox, she's only got a career as long as she remains hot.

Oh, please. There’s a complete makeup crew, hairdresser, producer, director for these shots. I bet it takes six tries to gets the right pout down. In short, she’s a dawg.

😝😝😝

every sunday you can do better.

See that’s the thing. These guys outside of politics are far more decent to their fellow humans than most people. They talk terribly but actually are charitable to others in their businesses.

I hear you. But I don't think there is a world outside of politics, really.

Hmmm ... Being 73, I know a lot of 65+ men & none of them have mentioned her... Outside of the puppy-killer context.

Do they watch Fox News all day?

Maybe you should consider archery for your Sunday hobby.

ICE Barbie.

Other than buying a new wardrobe & playing dress up for the cameras, what has she done?

spend money to thank Trump

The patch on his shirt looks like NZI

Why does she have a tac vest on? Btw this reminds me of that hilariously bad Steven Segal cop reality show. Remember? When he’d ride along?

Part of the propaganda machine. Probably filmed behind the white whore house.

It has sort of a “GI Jane meets Elphaba” vibe, don’t you think?

Talk about “government waste.” We’re paying for the hair, makeup and wardrobe team behind this nonsense.

Somebody please tell her to stop playing soldier .

She is there just in case there is a puppy that needs shooting.

Haha…nothin’ like a photo op where real law enforcement offer advice…a more preservation stand, hair needs to be up or not extend below the collar. I’m thinking her nails are too long, so she’s hiding them.

Yes! There is a reason real law enforcement officers tie their hair.

Lego will be including Kristi Noem figurines in their Rounding up Rapists series. She will also appear in the sequel War Crimes Trial set.

Why are they so incompetent at governing? Because all they are, are cosplay artists.

That’s what most of them REALLY studied during college. Incompetent people cosplaying as actual government professionals. MAKE-BELIEVE, like the boogieman.

They fired the government professionals.

IHIP News here's another one

Say her name:cricket

Are front faded boot cut jeans still a thing

She really thinks she's a bad ass, but in reality she's just an ass.

Damn, you can’t miss her hit her! Let her be the puppy this time!

It's obvious she's never been in a fight. The first thing to happen to her in one would be for her opponent to strangle her with her own hair. She's a dipshit poseur.

She is packing a curling iron, every goat-killer's second weapon of choice

Is she ever NOT dressed up like a solider or fireman or cop anymore?

There is nothing more stupid in the history of the universe than the human being.

Ultimate cosplay, I suppose. Kinda sad.

She really needs stop with the photo ops. She looks ridiculous. I’m imagining after the picture, she jumps in the truck, locks the doors and starts playing candy crush.

So, she's a real cop then.

She’s showing the maga ‘brown shirt’, armed followers what to begin thinking of doing. They will soon ask for local militia help…wait & see. Why do you think these people have been arming themselves for years?

BarbyArmy

Do you think she has any idea what her job actually is?

NO

Cosplay.

Is she looking for dogs?

When is she going to cosplay a head of immigration sitting at a desk in Washington DC? She’s done more photo shoots that Cindy Crawford did in her heyday.

Redneck barbie is on patrol!

She really likes her photo ops

I can’t even imagine what these seriously trained ppl are actually feeling and saying about dress me up Barbie behind her back 😂😂😂I’d LOVE to know that!

They probably support her, given the fact that most law enforcement officers are conservatives and full blown bigots.

I think there are at least two, maybe a whole family of german wire-haired pointers off camera.

Hide the dogs

Hey Kristi! The 1990’s called, they want their jeans back. She looks especially cranky in this photo because she found out Forever 21 went bankrupt. She then went home and took her anger out on her husband and dog.

Oh my god. This is BRILLIANT

Your police have some very serious equipment and no obligation to defend you

Gnome Patrol

Freaks

Is that Lewandowski standing beside her?

Kendrick wore them better.

What a fucking goober lol

Don’t you just hate when you go out for a pretend street patrol and then realise you’ve left your patrol trousers in the dressing up box at home

Oh she's stakeout Barbie today! See that carefully relaxed look with the jeans and the hat? But she also has a vest so you know she's there on business! So clever.

Bell bottoms with camel toe. Only need a buffalo stance and she’d have a side hustle in any dark alley.

We pay for these outfits don’t we?

The hair and makeup too, I assume.

More like paw patrol. Although I'm reprimanding myself thinking this might be distasteful use of the image of a dog when referencing her.

This cosplaying asshole AGAIN

cosplay queen

Please, someone stop her! Please!

She is a Botox bimbo so over her head - we are all less safe

Such a waste of everything with this dipsh!t

Oh she’s horrible

Omg !!! Fuckin’ A !!! 😂😂😂

She is beyond ridiculous!

If there ever was someone as dumb as a box of bean ...

Such a shame. She'd be quite attractive if only she weren't such a nasty, dictator-enthusiast bitch.

Hunting puppies and goats.

Looking for dogs to kill. She is not a good person.

🤣😂 HIDE YOUR DOGS!

Arguably the worst episode of Paw Patrol ever. There were no survivors 😢

"My Smith & Wesson puppy killer. Holds up to 15 bullets."

If I was to guess I'd bet her preference would be a 22 caliber rifle that spent the most typical rounds and were the hardest to trace 😉

Makes sense.

I've shot a myriad of rifles and high power is great, but only if you're accurate. You can kill anything with a 22 if you're a good shot.

Oooh. Dark but SPOT on. So to speak. Sorry Spot.

The fact that the pics of her cosplaying aren’t even framed well or show any action… yeah totally waste of space and film.

🤮

Is she building a “modeling portfolio” for casting? These photo ops are ridiculous.

Well, she apparently left the paw patrol back home (buried somewhere).

Constant Cosplay

Seriously? A posted picture. Sad.

Run, puppies, run!

Ha! See Ya-And Raise Ya!

Remember when obvious cosplay was considered laughable, insincere, and disqualifying? Pepperidge Farms remembers

Whataboutism is a sickness.

Go Rover it’s the Puppy Killer!

Tired of this reality shit show that these sycophants run at nauseating frequency on tv to please one person. Back on planet earth the world is boycotting America and it’s going to get real ugly.

Very sad.

How much are we paying for this clown show?

More than you can imagine

She sure likes to play dress up.

TFW you know your wife is at home cheating on you with the high school kid she tutors

🎶The Noem- Mobile, The Noem-Mobile, We're hunting for Gnomes in the Noem-Mobile. Sooner or later we feel that we'll find…..where they are in the Noem-Mobile🎶

SNAFU Situation Noem all Fucked Up

Elitist clown barnstorming people's homes

I wonder if a K-9 unit is of limits

She is so F’ing dumb. They all are