The left brain says: Out with the trash! The right brain says: who freaking cares! The state of my mind these days.

Wasn’t aware presidents were allowed to accept gifts. The gifts belong to the government.

Hey congrats on chasing the shiny object just like trump and Elon wanted instead of keeping the Elon drug use, space ex failures, teslas implosion, trumps dementia in the news. Media is an utter failure. bsky.app/profile/mist...

😂😂😂

Blowing them up is a thing too @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy

Can anyone imagine Trump driving anything other than a golf cart? Imagine Trump at a 4-way stop sign. Does he wait his turn? Pausing while turning right with pedestrians in the cross-walk? You know you can't.

They're going to be competing to see who has the biggest bus to throw the other under.

I'm sorry - I mean, I'm not sorry but...Why do we obsess over this? These two stupid men with more money and power making them even more stupid, are acting like teenagers because that's their level of intellect. Give me a break! I just want both of them GONE!

😂

And I'd like my hoodie back... And my albums.... And the ring....

😂

Given away? Not likely. He never does anything without trying to make money off it.

Who cares?!

Oh my, now it really is personal!

Keep the Tesla and toss the DOGE in the trash.

I thought we were told he bought it.

Teenage breakups have less drama.

Get back to me when he finalizes the deportation for Musk.

Symbolically, not wearing the wedding ring anymore.

could've just slapped "bought this before elon went crazy" sticker on it

I can’t stop laughing.

He can’t get rid of the infomercial he gave Tesla on the front lawn of the White House, so they can both kiss my ass. Neither of them are on my side. Let them fracture the allegiance the 35% of Americans that think they are intelligent. I bought plenty of popcorn.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3K...

In the box on the left.

As predicted! bsky.app/profile/cent...

While keeping the EV credit?

Maga's will be burning their cyber trucks now.

Musk can patch things up with trump very quickly. All he has to do is give trump a billion dollar gift and re-pledge loyalty to trump and Musk will be "good as gold".

I thought he gave it to a grandkid?

America, we give you now..The Big Beautiful Breakup!

first thing one does after a breakup is get rid of the boyfriend’s stuff

Is he also going to pay Musk back the $250 million?

Musk should convince Qatar to take back the plane they gave trump. That would devastate him.

The maturity level of the men running the United States is astounding.

Did he actually pay for it ?

24 / 7 / 365 what Americans get from the Trump Crime Regime and RethugliCons is: Non Stop Lies Toxicity Hatred Grift Corruption Vitriol Poison Evil Racism Bigotry Fascism Intolerance Cruelty Disrespect Violence Theft Lawlessness Destruction Chaos Calamity Misogyny Incompetence Recklessness

Everything is computer

No point giving him a car if he can’t pass the DMV test. 😂

The red Tesla will be spray-painted gold, with Trump's signature on it and an American flag design. You can buy it for 10 times the list price and be eligible for a dinner with His Highness.

Ah yeah. That’ll teach him. Cry babies

Off with their heads!

Better to just set it on fire and collect the insurance money.

Well he won't get a good trade-in value so he can raffle it off in crypto

He realised that being given a Tesla is a threat rather than a gift.

Like new, one owner. Low mileage. Only driven around Ellipse on Sundays. Equipped with clear vinyl removable seat covers and Little Trees Royal Pine air freshener.

A Tesleeer 😁

Wasn't it for his granddaughter? parade.com/news/donald-...

Yet Trump is keeping the presidency that Musk gave him. 🤷‍♂️

If X is susceptible to cyber attacks, shouldn't we think twice about letting Elon’s technology take over our air traffic control, the IRS, and every department of the government?

AI Credit: Sydney Tran

Musk gave him? A bribe?

Gave him? Did the president lie about buying it? If not, did he report the gift?

tRump doesn't drive. Why would he keep it.

He won't give it away because computers are expensive

Is he going to give the $288 million back, too?

Good luck. It lost all of its value the second Trump drove it off the lot.

He's got to find someone prepared to buy it, first. One car, slightly soiled.

But his butt hit the seat, so there's that.

‘Slightly’??

Goals achieved though. Elon gave the Felon the WH. The Felon allowed Elon full access to whatever he wanted. Making it easy to get rid of his trouble with the govt. As well as monumental data mining and stealing personal data. I worry we won't see the outcome of this damage until it's too late.

He should re-gift it to Stephen Miller

Musk probably bricked it anyway.

Gave him?

who the fuck cares.

Who gets custody of little X?

Never have we had a president who spends more time on petty bullshit. Of course he should never have accepted such a gift to begin with.

Well he can’t drive so….

That will show him! Trump is playing hardball!

I thought he gave it to his granddaughter? I mean everyone else’s kids can only get two dolls and a few pencils but his grandkids can get a Tesla. 👌🏻

I saw a program that showed artifacts from ppl who lived behind the wall in East Berlin. All of the kids had the same set of "approved" toys. Blocks for boys and 2 dolls for girls.

Propaganda is strong in this one.

I’ll take the dolls

As found at a garage sale?

No...he said he had bought her a Tesla (a couple yrs ago) not this one

No, in March he said his 17 year old granddaughter Kai for this one.

“He's like a child, but without a child's capacity for joy.” - Eva Heller

trump never should have accepted it. Just like the plane. Wonder when trump will decide to give it back. He does have a tendency to flip on things.

😂🤣

😂🤞

Who’s getting the big beautiful engagement ring? 💍 Is Ashley Saint Clair claiming that it’s really hers?

More likely Loomer.

DT is supposedly getting a Ford except the asshole doesn’t even drive 😂

"reporting"

He should auction off the right to drive it in a demolition derby “for charity” 🤣

You can't drive one of those in a demo unless you have e a deathwish

What about the swastikar he supposedly bought the granddaughter?

He wants his hoodies back too.

Thump Can’t drive. The car is yet another prop for the grifter.

Taco never gives anything away, a maga supporter will pay him a million bucks for it

Oh, Zing.

Lol. He never liked it to begin with. "It's all computer!" I'm surprised he's selling it instead of having a public demolition.

It's not going into his presidential library?

And he never even said "Thank you."

He BOUGHT the Tesla, supposedly🙄

Wouldn’t it be funny if Felon throws Shitler off X?

TACO says "I don't like you anymore!"

I thought he gave it to his granddaughter...

Thoughts and prayers.

😜😜

I thought 🌮 said he bought that swasticar.

And so the War of the Roses begins as they prick each other to bleed to death.

Come on. Elon already remotely disabled it.

Laughable!

Pedo Donnie can’t even drive 🤡

I thought President Trump said he was purchasing the Tesla.

…..For his granddaughter….and she never got it is my guess

Donald actually made Mexico pay for it, just like his "big, beautiful Border Wall!"

To be fair he said Tesler

When my parents got divorced, I started dressing in all black, listening to The Cure, and smoking weed all the time. Wonder what MAGA will do?

The Fart of the Steal! - DON TACO

But his picture just covers a stain so he'll leave it there. Fucking man babies, why do people not just laugh and point at them constantly.

It’ll fetch a high price due to its provenance. That’s reality

Bet he loses money on the deal....unless one of his grift buddies is bribe, er, buying it

Wait, I thought he said he was buying it, not getting it as a grift, er, gift!

This. ^

Narrator: "Unfortunately for Elon Musk, this signaled a loss of his best opportunity to get rid of Trump once and for all ...by having him ride around in a Tesla"

They'll never get the stink out out of either

What's the markup on the Tesla Previously owned by Trump? Smells grifty.

How long before damnatio memoriae?

You know who's gotta be thinking right now "Phew! I snuck right the fuck out if THAT mess!" ? Vivek Ramaswamy

Here's your car back Leon. I don't want it anymore 🤣🤣🤣

Big news from Fox 🤣🤣🤣

Man babies

Wow, thought he loved Teslur. Afterall, everything's computer.

Donations from Musk will dry up for Republicans, Dem politicians should not accept any donations from him, or face a very angry and disappointed base. Also Musk wants more cuts to essential medical and social programs that’s why he opposes the bill.

Maybe he’ll gift it to dorky Doucie😂

Didn't Trump tell us he BOUGHT the car?

At last, something we all agree on! Why Trump is awesome.

The only thing that tRump is “awesome “ at is destroying. He does not know how to create or build anything. He is the the anti-constructionist. Full stop.

You're probably right - we shouldn't actually joke about it.

Next: Musk threatens to repo car Trump never paid for.

The grifter is not giving it away

For sale: red tesla, never driven. 😢

Tesler

The spat is another "mean girls" distraction to divert our attention from more nefarious acts. It may all be concocted "for show." Eventually, Elmo & Rump/ MAGA will kiss and make up because they are united in one common purpose: consolidating their power and ripping off the American people.

He should blow it up!

😂😂😂

Siri, What happens when two petulant, toxic, malignant, juvenile, narcissistic sociopaths butt heads?

Fox always delivers the most important news of the day 🙄

He’s already written it off his taxes!!!

He told us he bought it. Now it was given to him? Is this the equivalent of Taco Force One?

Has he seen the resale prices?

Remember last October when it was said women were too hysterical to govern?

Time to sell the engagement ring is now.

Kindergarten 😊

“Given away or sold off…” Uhh…it’s Trump. So it’s definitely being sold off.

But I thought we were told he paid for his “tesler”. Also, what will his staffers drive now?

This is all great fun. Now let’s get back to making sure The Big Beautiful Bill doesn’t pass. I’d hate to have it slip through while we are a laughing our asses off.

Is it still "all computer"?

But, but, but, he loves Tesler. And everything’s computer!

Haha you beat me to it.

Too bad SNL is on their summer hiatus now. I can imagine how they would reenact this insane man-baby feud.

It's Alien versus Sexual Predator.

Can't musk just log in and drive it away remote?

He doesn’t drive.

Resale value on it not great but everything’s computer

Oh poor dawn and he/she’s little tiny hands

He’ll sell it to a private collector dumb enough to buy it, and he won’t get in trouble for that, either.

And this is what amounts for news? Meanwhile Theil et al are bneing given the social security data base.

That's too bad, I am sure this will help Tesla greatly...

Who gets the ring?

Does Grandpa TACO even know how to drive?

That was my thinking 🤔

No, he doesn’t

I read an article in #VanityFair many years ago detailing a date with trump written back when he was doing Apprentice. He had a red convertible, which was impressive in NYC. Took her to a really nice restaurant and FORGOT HIS WALLET! Apologies but never paid her back.

She said he was telling her how he would pay her and apologized way too much, then…stiffed her! I’m so sorry, I will pay you back, so sorry 🤣🤣 Chump!

Google it, many have the story! Such a shocker! He could drive in the 70s anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

More profit for Trump, selling on something that he never paid for 🙄

The Tesla will be its own burn box, so there's that

😂😂

Oh cool. An admission to another federal crime. Does he think they're pokemon?

Not even moron Trump wants to own a shitty Car! So ironic!

It's not over. Feelings have been hurt. I'm so ready for round 2. 🍿

it's not over till the fat man sings (or deports Musk)

Serious power move there. Ok for Rs to join the weekly #teslatakedown protests?

Can they both sign it with a giant Sharpie? Then maybe the new acting whatever at the Smithsonian can just drive it over and park it in there.

Aw! You don't throw it the engagement ring unless it's a serious breakup.

OK FOLKS....WE MUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS CAUSE THEY USING IT FOR US TO TAKE OUR EYES OFF THEIR REAL PRIZE.....GETTING THAT FUKN BILL PASSED STEALING EVERYTHING FROM US FOR THEIR FUKN MAGAT MORONS THE BILLIONAIRES....

theintercept.com/2025/06/10/l... www.newsweek.com/75-democrats... Both parties are "working" to ensure that the "B-B Bill" passes.

OK FOLKS....WE MUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE 2 MAN BABIES FIGHTING CAUSE THEY'RE USING IT SO WE ALL TAKE OUR EYES OFF THEIR PRIZE....GETTING THAT FUKN ROBBERY BILL PASSED STEALING EVERYTHING FROM US FOR THEIR FUKN MAGAT MORON....THE BILLIONAIRES

Will he throw it in the Potomac like a heartbroken fiance's ring?

Comedy Gold!

Legally speaking that would be admitting to yet another crime The prohibition is applicable to gifts from any source, although there are exceptions (for example, gifts from family members). Source : www.doi.gov/ethics/gifts

petty punk assed bitch acting like a scorned lover. This is a GREAT Friday start!!!

Bahhhhhh....... great reporting Fox, that all u got? Lol lol

Trump’s getting rid of it before the divorce court proceedings 😆🤣

Has trump ever said ‘thank you’ once to Elon?!

Has he ever said thank you to anyone?

Wait. So he did not buy the car? I smell bribery.

Musk should have known that it takes more than a Tesla to please President Trump. Qatar understood that you have to go with a 400 M$ gold plated airplane.

Oh no the pedophile president is big mad!!

He doesn't even drive...

The pettiness is off the charts

Will he be selling it on the WH lawn?

Will he be selling the WH lawn is a better question.

Hey, Elon...

He'll sell it using his "Art of the Deal" ninja moves. Day 1: List it at $1m. Day 2: Move it to $2m claiming "highest demand ever seen". Later that day: Drop it to $50K saying he's been "unfair to buyers". Day 3: Sell it for $20K and a signed NDA.

Peter Doofus digging into his investigative journalism career.

Why did he keep it? He doesn’t drive.

Republicans are trying to pass a devastating bill that will destroy democracy and kill people. Fox is a joke

[sniffs] AND HERE'S YOUR RING BACK!!!! [bursts into tears]

So I guess he’s not keeping the car in the divorce settlement.🤷🏻‍♀️

Couldn’t he find the filler cap??

A used car salesman is about his limit TBF! (apologies to all used car salespeople who are very nice I’m sure 😘).

Does the felon even know how to drive? I don't think he even drives his own gold gilded golf cart without a chauffeur.

This one?

If true and it does happen, Elon WILL take this as a personal insult and this will only escalate the fight. Imma gonna run to the store and snag some popcorn. Anyone else need some?

🙋🏼‍♀️😂

Grifter's remorse.