JD Vance applies sub-par Chinese eyeliner with amateur skill. He really needs to hire a professional makeup artist.
JD Vance applies sub-par Chinese eyeliner with amateur skill. He really needs to hire a professional makeup artist.
Might be insecurity -- he's mostly worried about little Donnie's thin skin.
Why is JD Vance calling my attention to an article?
Vance really has nothing else to do
The common thread that seems to link all MAGA together is butt-hurt. Butt-hurt over POC, vaccines, science in general, democrats, cities, blue states on and on.
LGBTQi, bathrooms, chem trails. Seriously who gives a fuck?? Cry harder.
At least now we know who’s behind Truffle’s more legible posts.
Shouldn’t he be… idk… busy? Or pretending to be busy?
He has to spend his time somehow. His couch can only take so much. He's nowhere near Donald's inner circle.
Just think, when smelly Trump keels over dead, we’ll be stuck with this one.
Just so daddy-o might see him on TV. Because the real world is only on T.V. Pathetic.
Vance is practicing for when Trump eats that final Big Mac.
Because .. on the world stage he is IRRELEVANT! This disgusting hillbilly man-child should go back to the land of “mamaw & pawpaw”!!!
I truly hope that someday the US gets adults back in charge.
🍿the rats are eating each other.
JD is a loser!
BS smear is code for waterproof eyeliner. Helps keep you glossy with thin skin areas.
Because he is, at best, inconsequential. Not part of the conversation because Trump really doesn’t want him around. Can’t blame Trump for that.
He needs couch time.
Just trying to keep it clean as possible till the twenty fifth is invoked.
The fact that he has enough time to doom scroll his mentions and actually respond to random accounts is pathetic in and of itself.
Wow, the VP of the United States. The most embarrassing administration in America’s history.
Yale Law must be so proud.
If JD Vance is involved in this it's probably the couch that's 'leaking'. 🤮
😂😂
He tries so hard to be a mob boss, like his wannabe mob boss but he's even worse at it than Trump. Is there anyone in the Gotti family that could coach these losers?
Not one professional in the bunch.
Vance, the ultimate undignified scoundrel.
“Thou dost protest too much” comes to mind when reading his reply.
Pussy couch humper
He could one day become President, so he's practicing pointless, petty, juvenile name-calling. He would have to keep up the Trump brand.
JD Vance is a jerk and useless pawn of Peter Theil.
It’s so odd to have a VP that’s such a poser.
Yes, but many people interpret an absence of response as concession; they assume if something isn’t denied, it must be true.
And this unstable MF is one cheeseburger away from the White House.
They're all beta cucks, bigly.
They are such unprofessional idiots
ICE agents have no evidence that immigrants have done anything wrong either but Vance doesnt care about that.
He’s doing a Trump impression with the hopes that the cult will switch to him when Trump is out of the picture.
Trump already screwed him in that department. The cult was already iffy on him, but now the other successors (Jr, Elon) will only need to play that interview where Trump refused to say he was his successor to undercut him.
At least his elite education helped him spell "loser" correctly. Most of peers spell it "looser" as if they were laxative victims.
Had never heard an adult use ‘loser’ as an insult until Trumpy. JD’s learned from his glorious leader. Now both post every irrational thought with the emotional intelligence of an 8yo.
The smaller the person, the less it takes to rattle their chain.
The fact that this weirdo who fell into this job is very likely to be president in the next couple years is a blackmark on this country. It didn't have to be this way.
Covering his ass because he's the leak. Positioning for 25A
JD got NO FRIENDS! JD got NO FRIENDS! JD got NO FRIENDS! JD got NO FRIENDS! JD got NO FRIENDS! JD got NO FRIENDS! JD got NO FRIENDS! JD got NO FRIENDS!
Tee hee!
Bunch of thin skinned white guys who hold grudges. I cannot believe THIS is what is in charge of our country
So odd for the president of the United States, his VP, etc, to be hammering out their playground antics on social media. Grow up you bunch of ignorant children!! Who stole your favorite crayon this time??
JDVances vagina is leaking!
It’s probably jd himself. He’d like nothing better than to usurp the perceived throne.
sounds a wee bit defensive.
As a disappointed reader of both Axios and Politico I would say Trump/Vance are getting their monies worth out of the "leaks" they are providing. 100% quid pro quo and very questionable work product in the end.
It really is gross behavior
From the Olympia, WA No Kings protest. That JD Vance sign still makes laugh. 100% accurate.
If you’re a mobster, being a snitch is a capital crime
The grace, dignity, and sheer class of JD Vance is staggering.
“Implement the president’s agenda” not America’s agenda not the people’s agenda but Trump’s agenda which as far as I can tell is to make himself king and get A LOT of us killed!
“Ooh, loser! Sick burn, sir”
Lol
Jd knows a loser when he sees one, he works for the biggest loser ever .Just ask daddy trump.
Such a fragile little thing.
If Vance doesn't know that Trump doesn't have an agenda beyond not crapping in his wash and wear depends, I wonder if he'd ever consider a coup on the chief idiot.
So is vance creating stories for attention again?
Vance you are a fucking little piss ant. As soon as we get Felon Taco Trump out of office....you will be going with him.
He will NEVER be elected president
JD is the most useless scumbag ever.
Both don't even act presidential. The orange idiot can't even have the common courtesy to call Governor Walz about the shooting in Minnesota and then we have this motherfucker who's just throwing insults and not helping the American people in any way
If I were TW I wouldn’t want to hear from him.
I can already tell that JD Vance is lying through his teeth, just by the way he chose to respond.
Remember how the felon in his first term had Rudy plant gossip (known lies) with the media? I do.
The fact that he can spend this much time on internet slapfights says a lot about the workload of his day job
This. Similarly, Eloon's constant internet slapfights while "running" multiple large corporations were the stake through the heart of the notion that merit and hard work have anything whatsoever to do with bloated CEO compensation.
Dogs that Got Hit are barking
This administration has never met a low road they didn’t like/take. So easily baited it’s like taking candy from a bunch of babies. Easier even.
They are all so ill equipped,unprofessional, immature, immoral.. and they are ruining our nation.. woke must step up and bring our nation back to decency and professionalism
To be fair, Vance knows a loser when he sees one. Motherfucker sees one in the mirror everyday when he applies that emo eyeliner.
And just the idea that he has the TIME to do this.....
Methinks the man doth protest too much, per Shakespeare. Or in laymen's terms, he's projecting his crime onto the sender. For those who only speak MAGA, the one who smelt it dealt it.
It is so odd; how does this regime have so much idle time on their hands??
They farm out atrocities, so idle hands.
High level public servants should be banned from social media until their term ends
It's axiomatic among VD Couchfucker, Bonespurs and their dismally deficient devotees that they hate "others," but what is less well understood is the visceral hate they have toward their fellow camp followers. They hate one another far more fundamentally than they could ever hate anyone else.
It’s true!!!!! VP IS NOT A JOB, he just trolls social media all day… Come to think of it 🤔 Trump must think HE’S VP😏🤡
I'm guessing it's the word "leak" that made him respond. His boss has issues with leaks.
Vance is preparing for his presidency.
JD is not an adult. He is not a serious capable person Nobody in this Administration is a capable person
When Trump dies from being terminally assholic (e.g., choking on a Big Mac), and JD Vance takes over the rest of his term, Vance will inherit NONE of the Teflon that insulates Trump from normal media coverage. He will be attacked relentlessly. And MAGA will turn on him because he is not Trump.
Just maybe, he needs a real job
Maybe in the vegetable industry, field location.
Trump hired him because he had these “attributes” - so similar to Trump himself. Seems they are cut from the same dangerous, corrupt “cloth”.
To be fair, JD Vance tweeted mean shit about his couch when it was leaked that he was fucking it.
So true!
The amount of terrible 2️⃣ tantrums coming out of this WH the secret service should really just invest in those toddler harness.
I think this is called, "Call and Response" JD Tweets this out, the "call" so the MAGATS will respond in the most despicable way, the Response. Swatting, contacting neighbors etc. Nothing is beneath them.
He doesn’t really have anything else to do with his time though.
They are such fragile men.
The foundation is cracking. Can you hear it? Can you feel it? I sure as fuck can
He gets it from his boss, who is even more thin skinned. He wants to be like “Dad” when he grows up. Oops did I say “Daddy issues”?
“Loser”? So Vice Presidential.
It's not odd when professional message curation isn't present and the source of the message feels guilt and projects it.
Well he did want to punch someone on stage once
If Trumps burgers and coke make Vance president we'll have another toddler tyrant.
Trump lite should just STFU. Every time he opens his yap, the country cringes and the world laughs at us. 🤬🤬🤬
Trump Zero.
He’s the most socially awkward guy, hardly a bonus when you’re a politician.
The funny thing is is that they’re all just as petty as he is they get their little panties twisted up in a wide over. Stupid shit I mean seriously they need to get rid of that whole administration and fast and Congress in the Senate need to do a damn job.
The basis is obvious, JD. You’re an incompetent weasel with a paper-thin ego the he (we) can detest without any need to Vancesplain it. You’re an embarrassment and we find comfort in our community online that sees what we see. Get bent JD.
He knows that if this kind of stuff gets back to Donnie, plausible or not it could take root and cause him all manner of trouble.
And the problem is “the presidents *agenda*” FFS there should be policy not an agenda. An agenda makes everything nefarious, whereas policy would make it seem like something everyone has discussed and compromised about or can live with. The only people who can live with an agenda are agenda makers.
Yes, so odd 🧐 like the comment touched a nerve and the best defense is a good offense
He emulates his master. The master of pettiness and insult.
Exactly…he’s been given permission to be the lowest of the low. Can’t wait for his children to read his name-calling texts.
I wonder if anyone in the Trump regime does anything except rage tweet. If Felon47 can post absolute nonsense 24/7, I guess that's their template. Imagine anyone working at a corporation that did this - they would be fired.
...or, he knows it's true & is trying to save face with "dear leader"
OMG - these people are such whiners!!! All they do is complain about everything. Their job is to destroy this country and doing a mighty fine job of it. And making a 💩load of $$$. What's to whine about? Pathetic wussy wieners. I don't know who's worse at it!
unserious people
Our current governing body doesnt have any emotional intelligence. Bunch of spoiled toddlers.
That's funny. It just makes you wonder who on Vance's team is leaking.
He's another man-child in an administration of petulant children.
He's gonna smudge his eyeliner...
If you confidently claim there is no evidence of a leaker, that just meant you investigated your own staff. Lie detectors, water boarding, car batteries on the nipples?
Shady Vance is a malignant narcissist psychopath
Like his boss.
JD is bored out of his mind and has nothing better to do. He is literally waiting for DJT to die.
I mean, yes? He's the Vice President. That, breaking tie votes in the Senate, and attending the funerals of dictators is basically the whole job.
Hey, Gore invented the internet! So there's that! :-) Gore invented the Internet so JD could shit post decades later! And Cheney, he invented modern torture!
I don't think anyone invented enhanced interrogation techniques -- except maybe the writers for 24? 🧐
I prefer Kiefer better as a vampire.....
I dunno, this probably counts as a modern invention/addition to the toolbox
That's not a bad playlist. If they wanted to make a REAL difference in that situation, they should have played Counting Crows, Creed, Spin Doctors or Bush. If i heard a song from each of these bands back to back, i'd jump off a cliff.
They ALL want to be 'cool' and 'famous' and 'admired' and 'heroes' to make up for their lack of confidence and fullfilment and heart and creativity and talent and skill That's what ALL this is about.
He’s just playing follow the leader. I mean, how does the president have time to pay attention to, much less respond to Springsteen and Swift?
JD is a very aggressive POS.
Which is the exact key to toppling the house of cards…
it is the truth that gets vance going the most
He IS petty. He is a little boy, made to think he is grand and smart by Thiel and The Heritage Foundation. He is the new puppet on the stage. Picked carefully. A man who danced in underwear at parties and has had to legally change his name twice must have quite a bit of skeletons.
This *almost* makes me want to get an X account.
I'm sorry. Remind me who J D Vance is again?
Obviously has much time on his hands and nothing better to do.
Methinks.....guilty conscience?
And Vance knows there isn't a leak because all of their phones are tapped.
That’s a confession if I’ve ever seen one.
Thin skin is a necessary trait. Trump's is so thin it's basically an orange film
JD is sounding a bit defensive.
If we get rid of Trump, Vance and the whole bunch of them need to go too. Only probably is #3 is Johnson. 🤢
Lol Vance is so easily triggered, and now people are going to dig into his team because he did respond
He doesn’t do real work- none of them do, so he has time on his hands. They all just stir up 💩 hoping their supreme leader sees it and approves.
They love to punch down.
not odd at all.he is exactly like his boss, weak, as fragile and disgusting
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He learned from Trump
He's a real tough guy... Vermonters chased him outta town...Vermonters! The mascara kid needs to sit down an STFU.
Paranoia strikes deep...
As hard as he tries to be an Alpha, JD will always be nothing more than a cubby Beta.
Hahahaha he's right tho.. Vance is probably the most dangerous person to Trump finishing out his term of anybody he knows he'll never win an election and this is his only way to get to be president
Maybe JD is finally stepping up to defend Usha. Maybe the leak is coming from inside #1 Observatory Circle?
No professionalism in the entire administration. They are all just whiney children.
Vance is a heavy defeat desperately searching for an epic confrontation.
He's just emulating the one he idolizes. (Just one of many broken commandments)
And what agenda is that exactly?
That’s what you get when a couch fucker makes it to the White House.
Nice one, Couch Fucker.
Maybe it hit too close to home???
When you attack a mosquito with a howitzer, you just draw attention to the howitzer.
Well, he doesn't get invited to the adult table for the important meetings -- only the dress-downs of foreign leaders and shit-posting.
He’s learning from the thinnest skinned person in the Oval Office.
You would think it was a bratty middle school girl.
You’re surprised by something the couch fucker says.
Nothing says "Diplomat" like the vice president calling people losers on social media.
Evidence? Since when does JD Vance believe statements should be supported by evidence?
Clown VP has nothing to do but post on social media
It’s also so odd to me that everything is “the president’s agenda”. It’s like they think that their job is to just mindlessly do whatever the president says, like he’s the boss and pushback on anything isn’t even an option. And that they think this is what citizens want/expect from them. Wild.
The president has no agenda JD, he is out to lunch, no one is home, demented. This whole fascist takeover is being run by other people. We need to demand to know who is making all the decisions. As long as the old weak felon can sign his name and still walk, they will keep him.
It's almost like he doesn't really have anything to do ...
Vance is twiddling his thumbs while he waits for Trump's cholesterol to finish the job.
Wait till you see his boss.
He sounds just like his idiot boss.
Or they do have a leakage issue
Does trump? Depends.
Hmmmm.... me think the lady doth protest too much... could the leaker be JD?
You write a bestseller, do they call me JD the author? You win an election do they call me JD the vice president? You fuck one couch…
he's sitting at the knee of the master of whine; clearly he's an excellent student.
Well, it isn't like he has other things to do.
I'm constantly amazed these ppl who are supposedly running things find so much time to be chronically online. I have a desk job. I have an excuse.
Love your "I have a desk job. I have an excuse" funny cuz it's true
Women are just too emotional to be presidents. 😏
Thin skin and moronic posts are necessary as a GOP future presidential candidate
Just like your President is doing. It’s quite normal…
I guess he has nothing else to do.
Shhh, Ron. Let them fight.
I read Vance’s book ‘Hillbilly Elergy’. I didn’t understand the hype. Vance came off as an angry kid (understandably so) who grew into a man devoid of empathy or compassion.
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Awww, poor irrelevant JD…or whatever name he goes by these days. How sad going through life with such low self esteem you have to change your name several names to feel relevant.
He's the loser groomed by Nazi Infernal Ferryman Peter Thiel