Good Grief!!!🤦🏻‍♀️

God doesn't speak through politcal tramps! Trump brought out the clown whores!

OMG

I am thankful for the assholes that speak "tongues". When they tried to make me do it in church, I faked being "slain in the spirit" to get these assholes off me. I happened to peak an eye open and made one eyed contact with another child doing the same. I knew then, it was all bullshit.

We have performance politics and now...performance religion. It's all a con.

Fanatical performance. The religious nutjobs have gotten a stage now.

' and now ' ? what do you think organised religion has been for the last 5,000 years or so?

Good grief - are they for real?

Small piece of advice. Don't get lip injections when you'll be speaking Parseltongue. The botox messes up the way your voice sounds.

“This is sure to get me some fools money”

She sounds angry.

Religious magas are a cult within a cult. They are like a cult onion. After peeling all of the cult layers, you will find the deplorable Hillary warned us about.

This gives true believers!! It's spits in their eye!! God does not accept such hatred!!! 🙏💜

WTF

Anyone seen the movie Saved? The speaking in tongues scene? Yeah. That's what she's saying

I speak Aramaic. Roughly, it translates to "10% off Chili's Margaritas" Monday through Thursday.

It's a cult

Someone needs to drop a beat to that.

Just another day of lunacy.

They're preying

I see what you did there lol

They have a warped version of their definition of “heaven and earth” if they are praising this soulless, corrupt, criminal NatZee regime.

WTAF!

Seeing this make me very sad. Religion has no place in governance of a country. :-(

It's a performance

Only God can do that…

Get Grok on the job

They Live.

Wow what a bunch of freaks

"Hasa diga eebowai." Oh, you wanted it in English?

They’ll need more than prayers working for Satan!

They’ll need more than prayers working for Satan

“Ooh, the camera is on me! Gotta push it now!”

I think he said, "Yabba Dabba Do," but don't quote me because it sounds a lot different when he's holding the rattlesnake.

Stone Age language is soooooo appropriate for these trolls.🧌

Talking in tongues, isn't that just stuttering?

I’m okay with folk practicing Their religious rites privately But public displays are For Zealots. And are done in… Vain(ity)

How does speaking in tongue get you a Louis Vuitton bag? A big Louis Vuitton bag. I might go make an ass of myself outside the capital 😜

For these MAGA Christians it’s all about the $$$$$$.

Please do…

Fucking morons.

This bitch forgot the Northeast. Southwest. Northwest. And Midwest. What's her problem

What a bunch of cultist lunatics.

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I think it was to do with this matter:

This is the root of America's problems personified.

New Presidential Order: All prayers to God on the White House grounds must end with the phrase, "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob

Me thinks they all speak with forked tongues! Truly laughable!

A loose interpretation: "The power of grift compels you! The power of grift compels you!"

F*cking idiots the lot of them.

This is blasphemy. Matthew 6:5-6

Blasphemy is the word.These performance Christians are hilarious.She’d get a better signal if her dress wasn’t so tight.

God’s not going to listen to her prayer anyway, because her knees are showing. 🫣

Worse kind of shysters .

"They stole all that from Dizzy Gillespie. One more example of cultural appropriation." Zoot Mantis.

They are fucking weird. Like, bad weird. Hanging around these people would be so fucking lame.

I love the distinction of weird, as I love good weird

It’s well known that Jesus also carried a Luis Vitton bag.

Religious fairy tales can be benign or even beneficial if practiced as Jesus intended. The behavior of the MAGA movement is antithetical in every sense to the teachings of Jesus. These people are either delusional morons, or agents of Satan disguised as Christians.

They have no idea how ridiculous they look and sound 😒

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I can't

Evil Genitals 👅👅👅👅

Can you say cult! Deranged level 10! 🤣

I think it translates to: murder murder, death, smiting, murder murder, death.

Ewwww, that’s so creepy.

It is.

My tongue is calling all of these heathens frauds.

He said "I'm batshit crazy and I hope one of these women will let me fuck her."

I burst out laughing!

"The dumb rubes who fall for this probably think I'm actually saying something. Give me money. Give me your money."

Uh huh, exactly

There God

"Joe Biden Won"

But the results were stolen.

"...and so did Kamala!"

you get the gift of tongues when the Holy Spirit possesses you (the good version of demonic possession). That gift lets you speak and understand all languages. There have been no demonstrations that 2 possessed people will agree on what a 3rd is saying. Testing a holy miracle is doubt, blasphemy.

The Magical-Dude-in-the-Sky-Who-Helps-My-Football-Team-Beat-the-Crap-Out-of-Your-Football-Team often speaks to me. He/she/they/it says, "maga is a CULT!! Run AWAY!!!"

It's "blather, blather, gibberish, gibberish." Direct translation. 🙄

Nothing. They are saying nothing

They need Jesus 😏

Ditto!

Lunatics

Looks like someone is trying to take a shit

He’s auctioning off the SUV behind them.

Holy Fuck. That ain't America. That's amurikkka. Goddamn voodoo Rangers.

And YOU'RE going to war with a religious AUTOCRACY?

Exactly!!! Hypocrites. They are no better than any other religious extremists

THIS is the BIGGEST problem of the USA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Psyko "Christians"

Insanity is now normality.

What she’s really doing is thinking how many sale of prayer blankets will this con generate.

Really? Prayers for the Nazis?

It would be just like trying to translate a fart.

"in a-gadda da-vidah, baby !!!"🎶

🤪

Good grief, where are their tambourines?

😂😂😂 oh god 🤦‍♀️ this is total dumb shit…

Folks should watch these films to get a clue about this kind of BS! Both are on @tcmtv.bsky.social often or rentable. "A Face in the Crowd" and "Elmer Gantry" will show you how much of a "carny" Trump is, along with his poseur administration!

“We speak right now by the authority of heaven”. That, right there, is all you need to know. Trump has brought out the crazies from every corner of the country. I wish I could say it’s his three dimensional chess, but he’s just following the oldest script known to wanna be despots.

Sounds like a New Yorker saying hey batter batter 🤷😂

Shut the fuck up, you idiots!

Too much Ketamine leads to dissociative disorders. QED

SMH-it’s simply ridiculous!!

Translation: War is peace; lies are the truth; ignorance, greed and hatred are Christian virtues.

Damn these people are fucking weird!

Whenever I'm in a situation where I'm expected to speak in tongues, I whip out the old standard: bottahyundai, shouldabottahonda

This is that imaginary language I was talking about. They interpret it for you. It's a secret!

Nothing, they are saying nothing.

Hint: there's no translation. It's all bullshit.

No offense, but Americans have a mental health problem. You really need universal healthcare.

100% true

We really, really do.

I grew up in the deep south and have seen this nonsense my whole life. It's a monkey see/monkey do world. And that's how religion crawls along. There isn't anything spiritual about this. All designed to work on your brain. If the government is embracing it, it means it's a tool of the state...

It's also designed to drain your bank account

Anyone who ever engaged in this nonsense, I wouldn't trust to water my lawn. Voodoo BS.

He’s not saying anything. It’s fake. I’ve heard people speak in tongues and this ain’t it. It’s a slap in the face to Real Christian people!

speaking in tongues is theatre......it's gobblety goop theatre.

Apparently people who do it think it is normal. To me it feels like brain damage cosplay. Or children inventing a secret language to talk dirty in front of their parents. Or a collective of stroke victims.

There is a source of this madness: strike and strike and strike... www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyZp...

That’s normal.

Those people are so insane, it's unbelievable. And the whole world sees it.

no one knows, not even the person babbling. it’s just noise for the sake of look at me I’m important too

It’s shared hysteria. Scores of linguists have tried to decode SIT, it resembles most closely how babies babble nonsense noises….no meaning whatsoever other than serving to draw attention.

Im fuvking speechless. Do any of those linguists recommend tranquilizers

OMG

So weird. So very very weird.

It’s Jawa talk and made up

Yup

F'in awful weirdos

Sunday mass migrated to the Whitehouse to pray for their fake gobbledygook, tongue BS! 🤬🤷

Paula White has an office in the WH She is the “spiritual adviser “ She speaks in tongues meaning she babble s incoherently and will send you a prayer angel for $1000. Every scum of the earth grifter is entrenched with Trump They make the Taliban look like genius hero’s

😲🤣🤣🤣

You can bank on it that it won’t be anything good or anything moral.

He is talking shit brother. Either that or his laundry list backwards.

I don't want any part of the "God" she seems to be worshipping, or the fascist way in which she proclaims that worship. These people are batshit crazy.

We used to call people like this crazy, now they get attention.

What the actual f?

The poor want to be rich, the rich want to be kings, and kings are never satisfied.

"Please Lord, let them make dresses one size larger."

BLAH BLAH BLAH DIGGITY BLAH OOF HOPAH. That's what I'm hearing. Gibberish bullshit.

Separation of church & state! Stop the religious nonsense!

I’m sticking with atheism

Cult? Oh yeah. Cult.

Even God is laughing at this cult!

Omg

Domestic religious terrorism at its finest. Pushing their religion and praying for an orange idol.

In order for someone to speak tongues there is required for someone to be there to translate. Didn't they read the Jesus instruction manual?

Cults are creepy AF.

ain’t no hate like Christian love

They are worshiping something, but it is not God.

‘Golden Corral’

Frankly, I think it’s bogus. Anyone could blabber on with nonsensical words and say the spirit moved them.

I believe that their God is Satan

Translation: Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla (while thinking "and these idiots believe us, hah!")

“We are coming back to God”. Sorry, that’s not this country!

What in the fuckn hillbilly bear jamboree is this horseshit PR stunt.

TWO Corinthians

The language of satan & his demons

absolutely cuckoooooooooo

You need to play it backwards 😏

In the uk, we have larrythecat who potters around outside number 10. He likes dreamies and talks more sense.

They are just making sounds up. It means nothing. #AttentionWhores

According to my ex-evangelical girlfriend, "speaking in tongues" is considered bogus if there is no one there capable of translating what they are saying

We live in the dumbest part of the multiverse

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."

I think he said “humna humna humna “

These crazy ass people will be doing cocaine by the afternoon and having sex parties

You're not wrong. Today's Evangelicals believe that because Jesus forgave their sins past, present, and FUTURE, they can sin without remorse or consequences. They really are nutbags. They latch onto one idea and stretch it until it breaks. Very shallow understanding of Christianity.

Exactly

As a teen someone in the Catholic Church I grew up at started this garbage. Creepy AF, one of many reasons I left religion as an adult.

Definitely makes the top ten most embarrassing things to happen in the administration

The want to practice their religion, fine. Just get off the fucking peoples yard. The people of the United States own that property. trump is just a servant who lives there. And this group of looney tunes is trespassing

Trump probably invited both of those women into the oval for a "special tour"

Nope he never invites he just does. That is one of his convictions

Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with Jerry Falwell in drag.

The best answer ever!!

Yada yada yada would be my educated guess.

Attending evangelical church was the scariest thing I’ve ever done. And I’ve jumped out of planes.

Devil speaks through the tongue, God speaks through the heart and the deeds it leads too!

They are both figments of your imagination.

I feel that we should cut ‪@wanderingirishman.bsky.social‬ some slack, for openly insulting Trump & Company on Bluesky. We need all the Christian anti-Trump allies we can get. bsky.app/profile/wand...

Guess I pissed some people off with that one? To bad , said what I said ,deal with it or not , have a nice day!

What the world must think of us. Mortifying.

We laugh like drains and wonder where all the adults have gone.

No snake handlers? Weak.

The snakes are wearing heels and ties

Religion🙄

as someone who has worked in mental health my entire life… they are all in need of services.

Sounds like passing gas to me.

Total bullshit; Grifting wackos all.

Mental health is a delicate thing

Glossolalia is an interesting phenomenon. Earliest recorded instances date from the Greco-Roman period. I'm curious as to whether these practitioners actually go into a trance state and vocalize this, or if they're just cynical creeps making it up as a public display of misplaced piety.

I vote for the latter.

If I were putting money on it, I'd say you were correct.

I blame the crunchy peanut butter stuck to their dentures

🤣🤣I think it's Skippy brand peanut butter.

wtf

Guy speaking in tongues: "Death to America"

I listened carefully with my Ranger Randy decoder ring and the best I could decipher is that they repeated "suckee, fuckee" for 45 seconds.

"Thank you God for the cosmetic procedures."

Trump is always speaking in tongues. No one knows what the hrll he's talking about

They're just mumbling gibberish and pretending to be holy.

Glossolalia is bullshit. These people are compulsive liars who were raised by compulsive liars.

Idiots!!!!!

This shit right here creeps me out! I once went to a born again X-tian church the kind that wants to re-baptize people and at a Bible study some dude starts this shit and the pastor was all over him for freaking us newbies out. Holier than thou types.

"Blabbidy blabbidy I hope people think this means I believe in whichever god lets me keep my job. I don't have any marketable skills other than this. Blip blop bloop."

Calling Cthulhu?

He's saying "shamala hamala"

Fucking weirdos

HEAVEN

These people are so unbelievably weird.

I was a curious kid. I went to Mormon church, fundamentalist baptist church, Episcopalian church, and non-denominational Christian fellowships. The most extreme was the Baptist church(attended from 8-13) and that pastor explained tongue speaking as a rare gift. The speaker is “blessed” with…

The temporary ability to speak a language they do not know or understand, and there is to be someone present who DOES speak that language, to interpret gods message. This type of display was described as false worship. It’s all bullshit to me. I’m atheist. But like, this is the coniest con shit.

Yup. Agreed. 👍

As an outsider I can safely say that the US is utterly demented. WTF?..... The place is riddles with religious nut jobs.

A lot of this was brought on by billion dollar super pacs donating money to these wingnut candidates, as well as a "supreme court" that allowed all of it.

“I am the Morning Star, Lord of the Flies, Abraxas and Astaroth, commandeer this Necromancer’s soul for my infernal legion! Ha! Ha! Ha!” (I’m paraphrasing).