Sneak preview of Pete Hegseth’s 8AM press conference tomorrow: “Warfighter” “Lethality” “Boys” “Men” “Mission” “Patriots” “Leadership of President Trump’ “Deep State” “Woke” “Fake News” “DEI” “Biden”
Sneak preview of Pete Hegseth’s 8AM press conference tomorrow: “Warfighter” “Lethality” “Boys” “Men” “Mission” “Patriots” “Leadership of President Trump’ “Deep State” “Woke” “Fake News” “DEI” “Biden”
Pilots
It would be entertaining to make bingo cards for events like this with all the “sound bites”.
12 steps of maga indoctrination
B-I-N-G-O!!
Next is “get me a cocktail” !
"Buuuuuuurrrrpppp"
Let us know if you get a 12 out of 12.
Nailed it!
Exactly.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
“Dumb”
Words 100% to be spoken! Lies, lies and more lies!
I’m actually suspecting they are going to try to limit what news have access to government pressers or some other means of trying to destroy media that don’t conform to their propaganda and lies. They wants what Putin has. Full control over every media and to have the ability to control what is true
Powder Kegsbreath’s favorite emojis: 👊🇺🇸🔥 (Wait. What!? Punch the flag and set it on fire?? Hunh??)🤔
Trump, Rubio, Vance, Hegseth, and Gabbard have zero credibility. They are liars in other words. If they can't honestly answer who won the 2020 election it's impossible for them to honestly answer any question they are asked. Think about that. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/the-wednes...
Bingo cards! Get your bingo cards here!
BORING
I’ll be asleep…outside…on the grass.
Sounds like a drinking game. Take a shot for everyone of those he drops. 2 for any mention of Biden. 3 if he tries “Hilary’s emails”.
“Peace through strength”
You forgot "warrior ethos"
You forgot “obliterated”… the new new favorite
Big man can get three sheets to the wind and still kill innocent civilians.
When you are that dumb, it’s easy to be predictable.
"dumb"
Spot on!
Bit early for a drinking ga…oh wait lol
"Another round"
Instinks
All the satellite pictures show neat circular holes. Remember the 50s videos of underground nuclear tests. Big earthquake size bang followed by circular ground subsidence. Now why didn’t that happen with B2. With that amount of TNT equivalent, it should have. I’m not sure they even went off
Yes. In that order. Doesn't even need to speak. Just recite list.
Nailed it.
I'm sure Kegsbreath is practicing the delivery of these buzzwords whilst looking at himself in a mirror right now and drunk.
Leakers.
There should be a “sip” in brackets after everyone of those.
Ron you have to take a shot when he says these words. Can you do it? Lol
Nailed it
You forget “serves at the pleasure of the president”
rudy G and ronnie jackson are on their way
Pause and wet burp
You left out “Warrior ethos”
I was going to say that too!
“Pres. Trump stated clearly” “Pres. Trump is outstanding” “Pres. Trump does everything the absolute bestest”
Except he will open with Biden -- I would just reverse the order lol
“Swamp ass” “crabs”
“Hungover” “chaser”
Bingo!
Will he have the women pilots up front? Or even there?
Where is VISIONARY?
“Disingenuous”
You forgot "Obliterated" over and over again in between every other one of his words! 😒
Now I can sleep late. Thanks.
Sad stop the stupidity
That seems like a drinking game that even this guy couldn’t survive: www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-record...
Don’t make this a drinking game! You might not survive it! 🤣
You forgot Jim Beam
Ugh do we have to ?
Time to make a bingo card. A bit early in the day to take a shot every time he says one of these, but… 🥃🥃🥃
"Kinetic"
😂😅
Sign me up! As long as the profits go back to funding everyone in need!
Can someone make Bingo cards? There's got to be an app for that.
Not all heroes wear capes!!! Thanks!
Large vodka
We're supposed to call him daddy now
And of course, “Bring this warrior a scotch please.”
Warrior culture.
“Obliterated”
Sounds about right.
Biden should be accompanied by a multiplier, i.e., (3), for the number of times he'll be blamed in a given presser.
You forgot the newest buzzword: obliteration. It's their substitute for a boner pill.
Drinking game
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Happy Hour"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
You forgot the steamy stench of alcohol breath
“Completely obliterated"
I was just sliding in to say, someone’s going to echo this word into the void.
🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
You nailed most of it. I only heard a few clips, did he also use the word "package" like ten million times?
Don't forget "Obliterated"
"Warriors" "Woke" "Bombs" Drink up!
Don’t forget warriors
I NEVER watch Faux, but I’m tuning in for this alone.
This is the world’s easiest Bingo card.
You forgot *hic!*
His little checklist to keep dear leader praising him on social media
While this won’t truly be about the job the pilots did, it certainly won’t be if they ONLY acknowledge “Boys,” or “men.” As it was reported at least one female pilot was on the mission.
And guessing "women" will be conspicuously absent.
Low level losers
Nailed it!
Warrior ethos
Great list! Victory.
“Warriors”
Is this a drinking game?
And a shot of vodka out of a water bottle!
Yup Biden’s fault that the bomb did not fall and destroy as expected.
Will those words be slurred?
He might also slip in “Obama”. Boss still dislike him for parade failure.
Is 8 a.m. too early for a drinking game?
You forgot “Demean” - they have been using that word over and over
That's the Pete Hegseth drinking game, created by Pete Hegseth. 😀
But first he must perform the obligatory BJ on his boss on tv. “I’d like to thank 🤢 president 🤢 Trump 🤢 yada yada yada”
You missed "Nobel Peace Prize".
Nailed it!
Not to forget Warriors and now to rename the DOD the Department of War! WTAF
Mummy
Just more lies!!
Hegsteth is transhuman. I'm sure he identifies as human but I'm not sure he is. He shouldn't be allowed to use any bathroom
Also at least once, *really quietly* (and women).
Should start calling him No Balls
"God" "Bless" "America"
The “Peace Through Strength Defense” or PTSD to us that are having endure the belligerence and ignorance.
Bahaha !! Thanks I'll be stealing that !!
😉
Here comes the SecDef now…
“God”
LOL. For sure.
Yep. They all got their talking points memo memorized.
Is he gonna take a shot after each of those?
Probably. There's enough there for a walk-on-water.
That covers it
Looks like I can sleep in. Ron nailed the press conference. I wonder if they'll just announce the immediate renaming to The Department of War, too. Or is it The War Department? Or just War!
Left out “Warrior”
You forgot "God" and "Bible"
“Barack HUSSAIN Obama” “Deep State” “Treason”
Gin Diesel must really struggling right now.
"ethos"
Pete Kegsbreath. I believe that is who he is known as in the bro culture.
This list was pretty spot on
Don't forget he's coming off 2 days in the Netherlands, where prostitution is legal.
Do we do a shot after each word? Don’t forget DEI
You just covered it all, Ron. 🤨🙄 Hegseth will still be drunk at this early hour.
Showing up to the presser with a 32oz bottle of Gatorade
Dead give away. 😅🤪 hic
Had one ironworker who would have the Gatorade ICE Bottles full of vodka! He broke his arm one day amd refused medical service knowing he was drunk!!
He's lucky he didn't get someone else hurt. Being drunk on the job as an ironworker is a deadly combination. Jfc 😬 wow
Maybe he should get a lower stakes job that won't cause trouble if he's drunk, like sound technician, or secretary of defense
Ahahaha 😂 🤣
He ended up losing his job, and they almost kicked him out of the union!!
Even you didn't think up D-Day. 🙄
Some lovely memes on here. 😆
Merit 🥃
“Warriors”
Buzz words work. They got Trump elected.
It’s quite possible that will be the entire transcript, with no other added words, and in that order.
Slurred of course.
Tequila Shot!
😁
Frat-speak
The preparation
All done in a tiny suit
You forgot “Nobel Peace Prize”
I wouldn't bet on them mentioning that one. They don't want images like this to continue getting traction. Even they have a hard time spinning those. The timing is just perfect.
Lol and “obliterated” 🙄
Lots and lots of obliteration
Forgot to add damnation - "Traitors" "Marxists" "Those who hate America dedicated to destroying democracy and our way of life" "Congressional spies and leakers s/b court-marshalled" "War demands unified patriotic support and sacrifice - no more FOIA or civil rights" "PASS BILL! No details!"
He will end it with a rendition of “I’m still here” from Postcards from the Edge.
Warfighter
Be advised to watch the NATO/Trump presser. Go to the 41 min. mark and watch Hedset in his screwed up, angry warrior face.
Why 8 am? Odd time for a press conference?
Should we make it a bingo card?
Your disdain knows no bounds. 👌
Yup 👍, nailed it.
Can't forget "OBLITERATED"
Obliteration , annihilation, gobble Trumps weiner
“Obliterated” “Warriors” “Lying Media” “Strongest ever”
Right on target. They have a playbook & it’s the same thing over & over!
And whisky. Don't forget the whisky.
I have BINGO!
Bingo card inbound.
Wow inside source for sure….
“Peace through strength” whatever the fuck it means!
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
and his son Hunter's laptop
A drinking game at 8am probably isn't healthy, but I am game.
Don’t forget 🧊: for topics and beverages! Win:Win!
I was just thinking we'd need high tolerance to make this a drinking game.
It's what the SecDef would want.
Gonna be so sick drunk by 8:35
I was thinking more like 8:15 if it starts 5 minutes late. By 8:35, I probably will have passed out.
All of those, but not in that order.
Given his tolerance, for an 8am presser he had to have been up at around 4am to start getting drunk. Or maybe he just did a couple key bumps with Jr. before wandering out on stage.
Yep. And he'll deliver it all like the lead in a high school play.
A good drinking game.
It practically writes itself with those words. It's really sickening and predictable!
And “Obliteration”
That’s how it’s going
Sounds like @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social wrote this speech for him! All the words.
WARRIORS OBLITERATED
Biden should be *much* higher on that list
*Sippy cup filled with Seagram's* Security!
“DRINK!”
So 8am probably isn’t too early for pregaming the press conference with a whiskey? He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink He drinks a cider drink How the hell did Trumplican Senators approve this clown? Trump trotting him out there to lie.
You forgot one.
Oops! think you meant Kegseth- angry little frat boy .. just ick, he makes my skin crawl
You forgot “bible”.
After his morning drinks
“Warrior Ethos”
“Anonymous Smears”
+ "last administration" + "warrior ethos"
Warriors, Jesus and we maked things go boom
I think sounds exactly right...but, maybe..."obliterated" also! 🤣🤣🤣
Drink! Each buzz word..new drinking game! 🤣🤡😜
Agreed! Pete does early conferences because happy hour ends at 7pm, oddly just before Pets bedtime. 86 34F 47
The plot outline, feels it's failsafe
Bingo!
It’s awful
The End…