That’ll teach ’em!

Is this The Onion??

Hallelujah! This changes everything! The name, by far, has been the biggest issue here.

Did he write a strongly worded letter? Seriously, he needs to be primaried, and Cory Booker should be minority leader

I’ll bet it was your strongly worded letter that did it.

FFS

Now, the next thing is to strike the name "Chuck Schumer" from the democratic party. Later, chuckles.

Can he be primaried?🙀

They should call "The Big Steal"

Please take a break, you must be exhausted! He needs to go! Yesterday is too late.

Never has anyone been less up to the task they face.

Jefferies is right up there w/him.

All the current administration comes to mind.

Oh, well. That will show them. Seriously. What the hell kind of resistance is this? Can we please have some leadership that understands how fucking cruel and dangerous all of this is?! Sigh.

He is an embarrassment to the establishment. 🤦🤦🤦 Go retire, let someone that actually wants to govern, govern....

Whoop-de-f’n-do

Anddd dd, scene.

These people are so incompetent you can't help but think they are part of the grift

I made this link a 2 key keyboard shortcut I reference it so often: stopmebeforeivoteagain.org/stopme/chapt...

Wow Chuck, really focusing on the important shit huh?? Fucking useless old seat cushion.

He's done a fine job representing the people of Israel.

No. You give him way too much credit. An old seat cushion is still useful. Schumer is the gas released from the ass of the old man sitting on that seat cushion. Useless, except for the brief moment of relief the old man feels before shitting his pants and soiling the seat cushion.

Should've got it changed to the "Lisa Murkowski Did This" bill.

He should have left it. With a name like that everyone knows whose it is…

Chuck, always worried about the important shit.

🙄😡

but he still voted for it ... ???

Big fucking deal.

Big deal

He’s useless, we need to get rid of him as soon as possible.

Yeah, & he can take Jefferies w/him.

See every one! I told you those strongly worded letters have a huge impact. I mean…really, they deserve to be called Big Beautiful Briefs. -not to be confused with the briefs you make skid marks in!

F U Shumer, you get more and more irrelevant everyday.

He's an embarrassment

That will save lives I'm sure. 👀🤦 Somebody get gpa back to bed.

When you can’t differentiate satire from reality.

The "We're Gonna Fuck You So Bad, Just Because" Bill does seem more apropos.

WITAF

Yes, thank god. I'd been so distracted with the treason I'd forgotten to complain about the stupid name

We’re all getting screwed for $4 Trillion, but hey it’s not named that anymo’. 😑

Call it what it is...the Senate Fuck Over US Citizens Bill. ..

Big fucking deal, Chuck.

Man’s got to have priorities

Chuck trying for the Nobel over here

This bill by any other name will still stink.

Still the same crap

Jesus fucking Christ

You can just picture this smarmy prick saying it in front of a camera with all seriousness, while peering condescendingly over those stupid fucking glasses on the end of his nose.

Well thank god you’re doing the important work. (Sarcasm)

I’m thinking this is parody. No way he could so clueless.

🖕

If this eugenicist budget bill is beaten, Schumer gets some credit for altering it in his chamber in a way it couldn’t pass. If it’s signed, it represents one his greatest failures, and this message will appear to most as a pathetic, delusional attempt to not acknowledge that failure.

Where are his fucking handlers? First, strong worded letters and now this! Sir, you are so fucking out of your element you can’t even see it. If you’re proud of this & feel like it’s a win, you deserve your disgrace. Get out of the way & let a real fighter step in!

Thank goodness! We can all rest easy now thanks to your brave and tireless efforts as Senate Minority leader

Bravo Shmuck Chumer! Time for a victory lap.

Wow. The very absolute least he could do.

There are no moral victories Chuck. It doesn't matter what name you call shit, it's still shit.

That's what you call a WIN. /s

Way to go Schumer...Woop-tee-do!

@schumer.senate.gov what exactly does that accomplish? You're absolutely useless!

Unless Schumer got the thing renamed Hot Steaming Pile of Shit, I’m less than impressed.

Exactly.

OMG … this is the most foolish thing he could say on a day like today!!!! did he purpose this in a strongly worded letter???!

R you kidding me? Self promoting this accomplishment?

We can no longer say he never does anything. We can still say he never does anything courageous, innovative or important to Americans.

But it’s still a bill nevertheless….🤔

Is this real??? Now get your name “struck off” the senate seat from NY.

Just in time!

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yours would be a far more accurate name for the BS bill!

For the love of Mike….

Mazel tov, Chucky! I tell ya, that guy's gonna go places! (Hopefully straight to the primaries out the back door)

Fuck you Schumer

And double fuk you Chucky!

Surely that will make it all better....

This is a joke right? the fact that I can't tell is how feckless the Dems are.

Man, that Chuck Schumer is really doing his fucking job. I feel grateful I can contribute money for the healthcare he and his colleagues get but that is too good for The American People at large.

🤦‍♂️ This is why we are where we are!

Chuck is doing so much for us,….

😂😂 Jon Stewart should have a field day with this news from Chuck😉😂

What a fighter....

Chuck's mind is gone.

Whoopy do Chuck. It still sucks.

Chuck “Burgermaker” Schumer making life better for everyday Americans, one name change at a time. 😂

Primary him.

phew - success! oh brother...

Wow! That should help.

What a relief to everybody who will be affected! What a leader! You showed them! 🙄

This guy is a hot mess- time for Schumer to go

Call his office we all need to tell him to go home.

Yes! It’s on like donkey Kong

It’s pretty bad when our elected politicians have no clue WTF they’re doing. R.I.P. America 1776-2025

Like the title fucking matters. Do SOMETHING, Chuck!

Bad PR move. We want Republicans forever associated with that name. Who the fuck is running their marketing campaigns?

Agree! But maybe we can name it after Lisa Murkowski now.

AGREED!!!

If true, now all of the dems fighting to oppose this bill will not be associated with the bill that passes. Genius.

I am so sick of Chuck...they are coming for elections next. I wonder what brilliant plan he will have for that.

Only American civilians can solve this problem. Politicians were made powerless by the 2024 election.

Lolol Schumer needs to hang it up. Limp dick loser

Big fucking deal!

Wow, and to think, he thinks he has really done something

Call it what you want, a turd is still a turd.

He clearly has his eye on the ball.

That’s all he managed to do? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Hey, he’s bragging about it. It’s an accomplishment for Chuck😜

Ignoring the poor PR attempt, the democrat's strategy of forcing debate and vote on nearly every amendment/portion WAS effective as it forced his bill's harms into the media's light. How many in here are aware that this is what happened? (are you criticizing dems w/o actual knowledge?)

um is that real?

Gee, that's comforting said no one ever.

NEWS: I just got the name struck off this plan. It is no longer called "The Final Solution." YOU'RE WELCOME!

Thank God for Chuck Schumer's gifted leadership in these trying times.

Way to @schumer.senate.gov ! You showed ‘em!

Soon to come: a sternly worded letter that makes 8 strong points.

This is EXACTLY why he needs to retire. Today. Worried about the appearance of the bill over the life threatening contents.

Oh wow Chuck I feel SO MUCH BETTER NOW

Oh, thank GOD! At least the most godawful budget cuts and tax fuck over in history has a better name now. Thanks, Chuck! You're doing the work of the people, buddy.

Chuck the Shmuck does it again. oops.

We’re saved! (We’re doomed.)

Why aren’t you asleep?

He will get his cut.

💙💙💙 it doesn’t matter what they call it. They Bill has basically fucked the public. I love the other sneaky things that are in it now we can declare martial law and stay in power until he dies.

Somebody please, please figure out how to get this entire thread of comments to chuck's desk to read. He is so insulated from the world with his adoring aids who keep him insulated from the big bad public. He thinks he is the smartest person in the room.

This is a joke right?

Could Schumer even be any more Schumer?

This should show everyone that quite persistence and sternly written letters do pay off in the end….great work Chuck!

What an absolute tool. Problem is he's so out of touch he doesn't even know how much of a tool he is.

@aoc.bsky.social please please please primary this dinosaur out of office

Phew - that was a close call.

Did it take a strongly worded letter?

Oh, and I found a dime!

🙄

Schumer is a nefarious individual. Not a good person. Never was.

Going to the mat for us🙄

Oh yes, what a relief. I know I'll sleep better tonight. 🙄

Does he want a fucken cookie?

He really needs to step down or resign. And he can take his toilet paper book with him.

It is now just ‘Big Beautiful Bill’

Oh good @schumer.senate.gov you are so progressive and protective

is this real? this is what that ridiculous biddy is fighting for?

At least that piece of shit is doing something that really matters. Rather than actually fucking fighting for anything. What a gutless, spineless, fucking waste of an existence. These “leaders” can’t be primaried soon enough.

Woo hoo now I can sleep at night (dripping in sarcasm).

Earning that salary I see. You GO boi!

🤣🤣🤣

It's done! July 4th Protests all in vain now.

A small but welcome thing.

did he really post that inconsequential shitpost?

It is now the Killing Us Bigly bill

Fuck @schumer.senate.gov

Schumer is just a drizzle nozzle.

Big Beautiful Midterms

I'll believe it when I see it.

Maybe it can be the last thing he ever does on Earth.

Is it named the big murder bill?

Wonderful! We all feel so much better now that the cruelest piece of legislation ever is called something else. Good job, Chuck! I’m sure all New Yorkers are pleased with your effort.

Apropos of NOTHING.🤬

Schumer’s To Do list: 1. Polish a turd 2. Put lipstick on a pig 3. Rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic. 4. Chant: “WE WILL WIN!!!” 5. Chant: “WE SUPPORT ISRAEL!!!” 6. Cancel book tour

We haven’t forgotten, Chuck! No one gives a damn what it’s called. I will now be paying more money for health insurance bc my state is trying to brace for Medicare/caid cuts on the backs of the workforce.

Winning!

🤣

So it's called the Republican Reverse Robin Hood Bill now?

I don't belong to an organized political party. I'm a Democrat.

😂

Do more than this ! Please…..

Lipstick on a pig?

A rose by any other name….

I’ll bite. What’s it called now?

Can we send this to Schumer? bsky.app/profile/rivk...

Hard at work lying on the tracks.

Must have been that last letter that did it.

*looking at you over reading glasses with a sardonic grin: “I’m gonna name it the Gulf of America Bill, because it increases the gulf between Americans!”

Glad they are focusing on the important things 🙄

Way to go Chuck, give us nothing 🙄😠

Our Congress, always bravely focused on the truly important things.

God Damnit Chuck... time to move on

Me too. The relief is amazing.

Big freakin deal. It’s time for Uncle Chuck to retire.

Time for him to retire!

Well, that’s going to help people sleep better at night after learning that they no longer have health insurance. Way to go!

Brilliant. The man is worth every cent of his salary. Such a genius. If only he could have gone a step further and changed the name to something like The Bill That’s Maybe Not What We Wanted But Oh Well Maybe We Can Send A Letter.

Step 1. Please continue. TY

Schumer is as useless and clueless as ever. Keep at it, Chuck! 🙄

Chuck really in there fighting for working Americans.

Gee, thanks alot. Chuck. 😒

If he could have renamed it dead in the water then maybe he could take victory laps.

It's now named "Fuck you America"

FAB: The "Fuck America Bill". Harsh, frightening, yet honest. 👍

Too bad Chuck didn’t think of that. It’s the perfect description

He might have voted for it.

😆😆😆

He probably thought of it. He just couldn't say it out loud. You know, appearances.

🤣🤣🤣

Unless the name has been changed to Up The Ass, it really doesn’t matter.

Way to go Chuck! What a street fighter you are! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Let’s see who can be cuter today. After all, it’s just about clicks isn’t it?

🙄

Oooooooh! Such strong words, Chuckles! We are SO impressed.

PASS THE GAVEL.... Enough ALREADY🤦‍♀️ dude, Thanks for your MANY MANY YEARS of Service but COME ON my guy time to STEP ASIDE⁉️⚖💙 #nomorefossils it's time to let the NEXT GENERATION of leaders step up & lead us into THEIR OWN FUTURES⁉️ 🤔🤷‍♀️😏💙⚖ #NOKINGS is going to get the 18-35yr to VOTE LET'S GO⁉️💙 👍

No way this is real. No. way.

Oh goodie. What a hero 🙄🙄🙄

That must've been one heck of a strongly worded letter!

That was close....

Masterful move

Well done Chuckie! We all were holding our breath on this. Carry on Chuckie.

Yes, because it was the name that was the problem.

Is he kidding

Um, no Chuckie is not kidding, he never kids, he’s always in the ready to make some asinine remark🤭

No, he is WORTHLESS when it comes to the Constitution!

File under literally the least one could do.

😂😂😂 he thinks it’s a great accomplishment Brian - don’t burst Chuck’s bubble🤣

I bet he’ll write a strongly worded letter about it too.

So out of touch.

this is what he chose to fight for? A name change? What are we doing here people? We've got to find some real fighters here somewhere. Please!

They're kicking them out of the party!

DNC basically kicked David Hogg out. Many have switched to Independent. Even R's have also switched to I.

?

Did he do it in a strongly worded letter?

But it was televised as such so no @schumer.senate.gov the damage has been done. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@schumer.senate.gov Reallllly??? This is the LEAST of America's problems @schumer.senate.gov!.. Damnit!... Audit the fraudulent election that got us here today!!!!