Which one do I look at ?🤷‍♂️

Mean but true

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh 😂😂😂

This is what happens when you do too much "Con-artist-servatism" at one sesh.... Yet they want to ban weed.......................

Ever notice that Texas politicians all seem to have a wandering eye? How the women in Texas who fuck these losers all seem to be happy until they aren't? These men are either 3-4 on the scale or just ass clowns with power.

They’re like loser boys who get into a rock band, figuring that *aura* will get them chicks. It works far too often.

It's shameful that she stayed with that ass clown for as long as she has!

He looks perfectly fine to me

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He should be in jail!

Which one? They both look like they're wandering.

God he’s gross

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao. 🤣

For boys I'm sure

Damn, I thought he was a pedo. Really.🤷

He is...he is MAGA right...they all are. Look at their "Hero" Its a Nazi, Its a Russian Spy...no its PedoMan.

He's got one green eye and one brown eye -- he's a quart low on shit

That's terrible 👌🏻

Savage! 😆

I see.

Are you sure it’s not because he’s a despicable human being

See what you did there

He didn’t.

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

This could very well be the jr Senator from TX. Imagine this crooked eyed crook and Fled Cruz.

It is reported that she is now dating Krash Patel. Some people just have a type I guess.

Ole crazy eyes

Sanpaku eyes - where you can see the whites all the way around. A lot of serial killers have them.

This is why I like being on here. I learn something new almost every time. I've never heard of Sanpaku eyes, so I looked it up. Bingo, I now know something today that I didn't know yesterday. Thank you.

The Manson Eyes. Going helter-skelter constantly.

🤣🤣 I don't mean to laugh...nah, yes, I do. 🤣🤣

Talking about wandering eyes…

Well it seems to me that that she should have known that before she married him. No sympathy here.

Oh snap.

Texass scum!

😝

Paxton has a wandering dick.This is not news.

That's not news.

He looks like a drunk about to tell you how much he hates blacks, jews & women before realizing he’s in a Wendy’s

Never has there ever been a more accurate description of Ken Paxton. (See also: The entirety of the GOP)

Voters should follow his lead and look askance at his Senate aspirations.

And "eye" thought was because he's a scumbag, piece of shit, asshole, and a criminal... well there is a correlation between all this and all that eye stuff too. Just sayin...

She left him because he is repugnant

#CockEyedKash And #CockEyedKen Trending yet? 😂get his mugshot shirts printed again! I out Trump’s mug shot to good use!

🤦‍♀️

Among other things

His wandering legal issues also didn't help support her biblical grounds. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Pax...

Paxton should be in a federal prison right now serving time for his crimes, but the Republican Party saved him and keep saving him. He needs to be thrown out with the trash as his wife evidently has done.

That's not nice. But feel free to castrate the guy over his demonic, unethical, amoral, cruel policies all day, every day.

it's a reference to him stepping out, repeatedly during his 'christian-based' marriage. Paxton also happens to have a lazy eye.

I know. Sarcasm.

Yes, it's about these vile people who are absolute hypocrites.

Which one? Sorry to see 2 douche bags part Paxton should be in a prison My opinion

🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny And Huckabee has that lying eye

It was likely the wandering penis, not the eye, that she had issue with.

Or whom the penis was biblically with. Wives of Texas politicians are a tough breed.... they'll put up with just about anything except ...BIBLICAL shenanigans....

Isn't she the Majority Leader of the TX Senate who lobbied against his impeachment? Fuck her!!!

Apparently he did!

A Midland billionaire handed out campaign contributions to anyone who voted against his removal. That changed everything.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can someone tell me, what women see in him? 🤮

Grinder??

Hey Texas God bless you people for what you’re going through but this is why you’re going through it you have bad karma, Greg Abbott, and this guy are you kidding me and that Dan Patrick guy no wonder you have so much bad luck Texas wake up

Add Ken Paxton to it. A fugitive serving as Attorney General. All of them klans men and corrupt af!! They also got voter suppression on the locked down. There are more Blue registered voters in Texas but the counties are targeted not to have enough polling units especially for early voting.

Holy fuck, what an asshole this guy is look at this cockeyed motherfucker, unbelievable, and he’s running for Senate against John Cornyn lol this guy is like worse than Trump, Ken Paxson this motherfucker should be in the ground, first amendment

When is he going to court for all of his criminal indictments? These are the MF that keep getting elected to goddamn office- an AG of TX who is a criminal 🤷🏽‍♀️ TX is a hot (no pun intended) MESS! Like our current Prez and his cronies- corrupt criminals we are paying their salaries, healthcare&pensions

Apparently criminal felonies are the Rage in MAGA world, no consequences anywhere anytime anyhow

Just his eye?

But not the one in his skull

Who on earth wanted to fuck him??

He's a catch.

Hahaha 😂

...and a wandering (medicated) appendage...

And apparently other body parts as well! From a biblical perspective!

I’m late to the party, so is Paxton cruising men, women, underage, animals, ??- help me out here

E) all of the above

That tracks 👍

Good for her! I can’t believe she stayed with him through his whole impeachment trial! And that probably helped keep him from being impeached!

Jolene Jolene Jolene wtf were you thinking?

On the Epstein list there Ken???

Who in their right mind would sleep with this monster?

It attracts some.

He's a sexual double-bagger. One for him and one for you in case his falls off.

I know right, what a prize

This is the question I've been asking all day. Affair? Him? With who?

Her name is Laura Olson. He’s been screwing around with her for several years. Paxton and wife have not lived together since 2024. All of this was on tonight’s local news.

Oh, I know he's been doing it. He got her a job too? My issue is.... he's not attractive to fuck.

he's a vile human being inside and out

No, he isn’t. Maybe she thought he was powerful…and kept her eyes closed.

I wonder if the first lady takes a pill that helps her stomach from turning over.

understatement of the year

Money chasers.

His soon-to-be ex-wife?

Sober? Nobody. Drunk, maybe his wife. 4 times, too. They have kids.

Why do you assume they’re his?

Well, I might be wrong.

I mean… if I was married to that meiskeit my baby daddy would be “anybody but him.” 🤢

My eyes would have been tightly closed, and I'm sure she was saying to herself, "God's will be done.."

I'd have to be completely passed out - but maybe that's his kink?

There is no room dark enough!

Wooooooii

I bet other body parts wander too. Just sayin’

Guaranteed.

😳😂

A wandering eye? How about a loose Dick?🙄

As someone who was born with strabismus and have had “wandering eyes” my entire life…I’m a little offended…mostly laughing out loud, but still a little offended. (Happily Married for 20+ years despite my wandering eyes!)

same. i can laugh at this stuff and appreciate the sentiment towards an absolutely vile human, but it is a literal lifetime of extreme bullying to mild ribbing to innocuous remarks. fortunately much of it led to personal drive and desire to succeed BUT consider the kid with same condition on here!

My sister has ptosis and it honestly sucks when people make comments like this constantly

I just bit my lip and tried not to laugh looking at your words and his eyes. It's too early in the afternoon to be mean.

Before he got into politics Ken Paxton was an educator. He taught class in middle & high school here in Texas. He was eventually fired because he couldn’t keep his pupils straight.

🤣😂🤣 He’s a real hunk, isn’t he?

May St. George forgive me for this...

Ewwwwwww, I'm happy that she finally got rid of her weird cheating dead weight🥂

In the “would ya think of that?” department, this mammal finds people to have affairs with. Come on boys, there is no excuse to be an Incel if Paxton can find multiple partners.

EXACTLY😳

I call him wonk eye!

😂🤣😅😅🤣😂

So were these the ‘biological reasons’ ??

Common Republican flaw.

It’s because he looks like a blowup doll

🤮

Hahahahahaha fuck him

His mistress got an abortion

Sir.

Ron, you kill me. lol.

He likes little boys just like the rest of the repugs

A woman would have to be pretty desperate to reciprocate the advances of this POS fraudster & cheat.

My thoughts exactly

His left eye says, “I’m open to new ideas” but his right eye says, “I kill you.”

You guys are killing me here!😁

😂

🤣🤣

🤣😂

i don't think it was his eye that did the wandering.

That’s not kind

Dating Dan Patrick??

Face like a skillet.

Shame for this post. Don’t lower yourself to take the easy shot. Very high schoolish.

🤭

Another divorced family-values Republican.

He's probably worried about his wife exposing him. Haha

Right? My wife and I have been together for 29 years yet we are the immoral ones. 🏳️‍🌈

Doubt it. It was bc he was a complete douchecanoe without a soul.

You don't have to mock the way someone looks because they're a terrible person. Just mock them for being terrible. Thnx

I’m with you. A lot of wonderful people have this condition. A lot of them will make self-effacing jokes, but that’s their choice. The initial joke isn’t as bad as some of these comments. Oof.

It's a double entendre.

Too nuanced for the “I gotta jump on social media and be judgy so lemme find something to judge” people.

yeah we get it. but mocking people via their physical appearance isn’t really a mood. and is very MAGA

Idk ladies. Who's better looking?

Or this handsome man? Don't forget he comes with a worm in his brain. Oooh la la.

..and something wrong with his gums.

Yes. Only lies roll over them.

He had his fangs removed

and his horns… I wonder why he kept the devil face.

sinning and zynning

Probably e.coli from the poop water he was swimming in.

He has a nicotine pouch in his cheek. Mr. MAHA practicing what he preaches. Oh, and he also visits tanning booths on a regular basis.

The teeth! Screams drug abuse.

What's that stuck to his gums? He looks like his teeth are falling out:

Nicotine pouch.

Got it

He thinks flossing causes brain damage.

Seriously?! Gross!

It's a possibility. 😉

Ironic. His brain got flossed by worms..

Is this Rfk? So it's not just vaccines he shuns. Apparently he doesn't like dental hygienists either. He needs a serious teeth cleaning.

Horse teeth 🤡

Hold on now....don't forget about this stud muffin lurking in the shadows, ladies.

Pond scum

He uses it as a hair conditioner. Gotta keep those luscious locks glistening.

Hell No!!

🤮

Aww whats in his mouth, nicotin pouch or ?

Came to say the same thing. Nicotine pouch. What does he have to say about nicotine? I’m not judging, just curious on his take on this.

He has said that nicotine is safe as long as you're not inhaling it, and has begun a movement online to promote this. Nicotine causes heart damage no matter how you use it, and my dad died from a heart attack in his 50's because he smoked three packs a day.

That worm brain is so totally not qualified for anything related to health except maybe as an ad to show that drugs are bad for you

Tape worm having a little look see? Dude’s infested with worms!

You'd think he could afford some dental work, wouldn't you? 🤢

Christ. Someone introduce this insect to some dental floss.

Oooh, yuck! If that man tells me to eat broccoli, I'm going to stop!

And FANGS! Yikes!

So much plaque.

Is that a fuckin zyn?

And love that horsey smile.

Is that white patch on his gums some kind of nicotine pouch?

Heroin.

Does he have a steri strip on his gums?? And what is it soaked in???

Hahahaa good god look at his teeth! He’s got money doesn’t he believe in dentists! And what’s that white piece of material on his gum?

Jesus christ that guys needs some moisturizer in his life

,,

Dude has the eyes of a serial killer

Quite a Mötley crew

Tell me Kash Patel looks like a terrorist without telling me Kash Patel looks like a terrorist. Just look at that evil face and those devilish 👀

ewwww

Hahahahahaahh

sir have you been drinking tonight?

ken is a bottom

Hahahahahahaha

And not just because Paxton the criminal is also a sanctimonious lying prick?

You aren’t wrong.

Lol

You lookin' at me? I said, ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME!!??

😡😡😡😡

Oh, he really does. 😯

I’m pretty sure it involved other body parts too!

Kenny, being a crook, didn't bother Mrs. Paxton, but exchange a few legal briefs with some fallen women and the old biblical divorce kicks in. If Texas is a community property state, does that mean she gets half of his alleged ill-gotten gains?🤣😂

😂😂

and hands, and penis.

Literally, by this picture.

😳. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG. 🤪

Of all the disturbing things this man has done to citizens of Texas, THAT IS WHY SHE BOUNCED?????

There are probably several reasons to leave this man. He's committed fraud and was excused by the Texas legislature. Now attorney general, unqualified imo.

😜

Hahaha!

Hahah

🤣

And he’s a cruel s.o.b….

I think this asshole has used the last of his nine lives! Times up!

OH FUCK ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

And he’s an awful, terrible, no good human being.

🔥🔥

🤣🤣🤣🤣 apparently connected to his wandering dick

😂

Kicked in the back of his head too many times.

Paxton and Patel in a panel discussion would be pretty tough to follow.

😝🤪🤪

🤣🤣🤣

Laughing too!!😂😂😂

Is that Peter Lorre under that mop top? Creepy.

I'm old. I remember Peter Lorre. He had a nightmare mug that freaked out children. LOL

Could also be Steve Buscemi, Lorre’s film descendant.

Or Marty Feldman.

Do you think they could ever see eye to eye ?

Good for playing golf....one eye in the ball & the other watching where it goes.....🤪

Another gay MAGA?? Pedo?? His wife’s post was a killer.

Yes what divorce is on Biblical grounds?

Eating eagles.

Adultery

Sodomy also.. But Divorce is state sanctioned.If she just goes to her pastor and asks for a divorce, she would still be legally married.

And here I thought Ken Paxton dressed his children in cotton/wool blends.

👏👏👏

A cheating one.

She probably could have picked almost any sin in the Bible and divorced him at any time on Biblical grounds, so why now? These people are ugly, inside and out.

Not "just adultery"....

Incorrect.. The Bible explicitly identifies two primary grounds for divorce: sexual immorality (Matthew 5:32, 19:9) and abandonment by an non believing spouse (1 Corinthians 7:15).

Paxton/ Patel = 👁️👁️‍🗨️

I just want to know what kind of woman’s eye would actually 'wander' that way. Yuck.

Yeah gross

Such upstanding people these republicans.

Oh lawd that left eye still wonderin!!!

He's so butt ugly - who the he'll is he cheating with?🤮

I'm guessing the electric milking machine at the neighbor's dairy farm.

I thought she left because he won’t admit and own his homosexuality. Boy did I hear the wrong shit or what? Anyway, nobody likes him just the same. Gay or straight he’s just not a good person.

Maybe he should look in the mirror. 🤮

Ye Olde one 👁

Evil soul!!!!!!

I see what you did there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I see what you did there, too! 🤣

More than his eye has been wandering for a long, LONG time. She 'stood by her man' through his wandering for years, helped him evade process servers, and was queued up to aquit him when he was impeached. What's he done now that worse than all that?

SA or incurable disease

If it's an incurable disease or a nasty STD, I'd love for her to spill that. It would end his political career instantly.

Ooohh emmm geeeeee! 🤣

That's too funny. 😂

Scariest fake eye in politics

Wandering eye? I think there’s another body part that he let wander more than his trad wife thought appropriate.

What woman in her Sane mind would be attracted to this UGLY/Disgusting excuse for a Human Being?... I dunno! 🥴

One that was easily deceived

Or pregnant…

who would fuck that

Apparently not just his eye.🤮

You’ll never see him cry cause when Paxton cry’s the tears roll down his back

Haha, that’s a funny take on old slope eye!

And the constant grindr alerts were disturbing the family at the dinner table during the blessing.

🤓

What women are willingly fucking these ghouls?

Seriously, who smacked Ken in the eye, and how do I thank them?

and the other eye?

Grinder

I admit I didn’t see the image of him originally. Now I can’t I see that “wandering eye”. 🤪😳🤣😂

Apparently for most of their 35+ years of marriage. She knew he was keeping a mistress. His philandering and lying & graft got him in hot water in the state assembly. What is it about untrustworthy adulterers that so many want those personalities in business and politics?

😂🙌

😂👏

Seriously though, what is wrong with it? That pupil is all kinds of messed up…

Drank too much of the kool-aid.

Yeah it looks wandering to me.

Such a creep

One eye hunting, one fishing..

Ewwwwwwww

Which one is wandering?

buh

This is the face of someone who has been justifiably punched a lot.

@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social He couldn’t stay loyal to his wife—why would anyone expect him to stay loyal to the law?

Well it took her long enough. I wonder how many times he got caught, begged forgiveness and did it again

Typical white Christian male?

🤣 😂 🤣 😂 😜

HaHaHa Honestly can't imagine waking up to that every day.

I’m wondering if Angela been watching too much Scandal… She should run for governor against him!

Hate to body shame, unless they’re Nazis. That’s the exception. Never feel bad for them or their families, they get NO peace. Shame them publicly FOREVER.

who would 'wander' with HIM? Ugh

Or what. I have heard mention of farm animals.

Sorry, but even cattle here are smarter than TXmaga chicks.

Cattle perhaps. Doesn’t stop horsing around. And I hear the sheep are baaaaa-d. And Paxton is a pig…

Pigs hv better taste😂

I would beg to differ, based on images of ‘certain’ Trump supporters…

Lacking more context, this is abit suspicious. Could just be my gutter mindset too lol

😂

One of the possibilities

His “wandering eye” is like saying trump is a child advocate

Took her awhile to catch on.

... she went all BIBLICAL on him ;-)

🤣

Paxton is like the felon ; A lying, cheating , Hypocrite.

A little hell on earth will be good practice for all of eternity, where his fake Christianity is exposed for ever and ever and ever

Finding it hard to believe that any other woman would want this creepy freak 😣

You are on fire tonight 🔥

Shouldn’t he be stoned to death according to their “biblical reason”?

BEST ONE YET

Ope! 😬

You mean a wandering dick.

Maybe not if it was only the eye that wandered.

😂😂😂