Anyone who counts the days he was without his gun has a serious problem

He’s such a joke and a failed politician. No one gives a shit about your stupid rifle, Dude

I have a feeling we’ll be seeing these two MAGA morons in the news again soon. You can’t fix stupid. 🤡

It's really not easy to take away a gun owners guns (contrary to popular belief) so it makes you wonder doesn't it?

What an absolute loser.

Regardless of anything else, that woman should never be allowed to hold a gun. I remember her poor cosplay display.

Still not mature enough to own a gun let alone an AR-15. Children shouldn't own guns.

Of course they did. After all, they live in Missouri.

Dude sounds like a stone cold loser.

He's lucky he lives in Missouri. The show me state. Show me how to do everything because they're plain fucking stupid there and I have family living there. Not the brightest of the bunch.

How sad is it, that whenever I see these photos of these nutty ass people, my first thought these days, is what position is trump appointing this nut job to ?

The crotch shot is telling..

He can go fuck himself. With his gun if he wants.

This is the reason we need gun control. They need a mass killing machine like I need trump, not at all

F getting your stupid gun back. The real question I would like answered is, did you wife ever get those BBQ stains out of her shirt?

That guy must be eating viagra like they’re chiclets.

Can you blame him?

"defended our home" It was so frightening they were out in the front yard unprotected. LOL

And there were BROWN PEOPLE and even BLACK PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE STREET PROTESTING LIKE THEY HAD A *RIGHT* TO BE THERE OR SOMETHING! We were in danger, obviously!

Defended their home from…people walking past it.

They were of the wrong color.

They truly feared, however irrationally, people with dark skin. A product of fake right-wing outrage over the Black Lives Matter movement. The last people we need running around with assault rifles.

I love a parade.

Bunny and Clod.

👆 wins the internet today. 😆

Did they ever get the mustard off their shirts tho?

What a couple of dumbasses.

They took it away because you guys looked like complete ass hats holding your weapons like you bought them but hadn’t held them before that day.

I had happily forgotten about this pair of gun-toting crackpots, and how bizarre it was that he likened his home to, “the Bastille” - a fucking prison.

As far as the pet mastication hoax goes, the real glory belongs to the VP.

So this fucker started the pet mastication hoax???!

Why did he include a crotch shot?

Defended a home that wasn't under attack. I am so not impressed.

Now Mark can go hunting for brown people, and maybe even kidnap some little girls for his idol Trump to rape.

Jesus… these fools.

Dig the giant Polo logo.

Defending implies you were under attack. No you were not. Protesters were passing by your house. These people are unstable, just like the rest of MAGA.

Total ⬜️ 🗑️. Through and through.

This guy is an All-Time Mega Loser

Growing up machine guns could only be used by Law Enforcement and the Military otherwise illegal. Can I own a tank to protect my rights? How bout a nuke? The NRA&Gun manufacturers owning the Politicians that loaded the country with military type weapons.☮️

As they say, "Taters gonna tate", and he is definitely a "tater".

Stupid assholes

The most disturbing part of these two ... They obviously did not know how to handle weapons safely....

Tonight's ABC news featured two homicidal white male maniacs with automatic weapons on the loose in MT and TN. But I guess we have nothing to fear because ICE is rounding up maids and landscapers in CA.

The worst of the worst, right?

Next for them, a cabinet appointment in trump's inhumane circus.

Patty and the Byco! WTF? 😳

Big guns trying to hide his tiny little “hands”! Lololol😂

Remember the mustard stain on her shirt in this photo? Classless AF! #NaziCult

The patron saints of White People Scared By The Existence Of Minorities.

We've all seen their picture But we have not seen what they were facing So we don't know how justified their obvious terror was Btw: I hate violence and do not condone the use of firearms

Wow, if only they used their powers for good…. Why not just put a sign on the lawn that says “This property is protected by incompetent, racist idiots with sorely misdirected gumption” ?

Amazing trigger discipline. I hope they have an unfortunate self shooting accident

Even in Missouri, people could see you have no idea what you are doing with those weapons.

Ooo such a big tough guy with your gun. You know what they say about the bigger the gun... 🤏🤏🤏

Funny thing is that no one threatened his house. People were just walking past. I'm glad that muthaphucka had some inkonvenience in his miserable life

Your society is really fucked up.

Does everyone think they’re living in a movie? This feels weirdly like some kind of cosplay fetish.

American gun slingers 🤠

micro penis man

Yeah, well, his new AR still won't make his dick any bigger, the whiny little fuck.

Hey douchebags:

Good times.

The McCloskys are FUCKING CRIMINALS.

The wrap on their car was hilarious

He needs the gun for respect and people to think he's a tough guy. 95% of people would not have a problem if he was standing in front of them. Unarmed. Alone. These people make me laugh.

God help us.

They’ll shoot their eye out.

I could have sworn I saw something about him murdering his wife awhile back. Must have been a different guy.

Premonition?

Defending their home from people walking down the street past their house and they came out and pointed their guns at them

Awwwwww - got his pee-pee back!

Tisk.... these idiots again? I thought they faded back into obscurity.

Where the hell do they live that they need an AR15 to protect their home? It must be a horrible run down gang ridden slum were feral gang members roam the streets. Certainly sounds post apocalyptic to me.

Or it's the best platform to defend yourself.

They seemed nice.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

is it possible for them to give out two Nobel Peace Prizes in one year??

lol

I hope they shoot themselves.

Patty...

Still can’t make up for his lack of a d!ck.

Exactly

What is he compensating for?

Any chance we can get them to self Deport?

Maybe they should take up pickleball.

Nobody wants them around. 🤷🏼‍♂️

He couldn’t just go buy a new one?

Not even new ICE recruits handle a weapon so poorly as she does. Her incompetence is an added menace.

That woman's pose with the pistol kills me every time. It's the opposite of intimidating.

same energy

she has that Windex Grip

Pumpkin and Honey Bunny

Try aiming that at me.

Drones have been very successful in Ukraine’s defense against Russian aggression.

🤮

Well they live in St Louis right? Anything can happen.

Maybe he'll accidentally misfire into his foot 🤷‍♀️

It would have cost a lot less and been a lot less effort to just buy another one, what a fkn tool.

Just leave the Bryce and get a better gun 🤦🏽‍♂️ If you ever want to know the worst handgun ever created, it’s the one that lady is holding. Just search “Bryco/Jennings/Jimenez guns” on YouTube. There’s countless videos telling you how shitty those “pot metal frames” are.

JFC. What the actual….

Those clowns had slipped my mind🥴 Think about how much shit has happened since then.

And how much shit has slipped our minds… but it all comes back around eventually

My favorite part is how at one point you could see her -- with her finger ON THE TRIGGER -- pointing the gun at the back of his head.

Sometimes I think this country deserves what’s happening. Madness has overtaken everything.

It's a shame they were threatened with death. It's almost like the people who had an AR-15 pointed their way somehow returned the favor. Strange dat!

I can't wait to wake up one day (in the not-so-distant future) to read about how this moron shot himself when he attempted to masturbate the gun and himself at the same time.

Clearly these gun tooting lovers are compensating for something. They must be missing part of a gene in their DNA.

What a beautiful country

Losers

All that litigation sounds expensive.

How many AR-15s could they have bought with that $?

An AR15 was used by the murderer to shoot my family member in the face during a home invasion. That’s what can go wrong.

Is his wife missing?

He got his manhood back. Ask your doctor if persecution complex might be right for you

Spending all that time and money rather than just buying another AR-15 is the definition of 'batshit crazy'

We all pray for you to kill each other

Probably thinks he looks like Rambo.

Look at that corny fat pig woman🤡🤮

One thing he hasn’t changed. He’s still a dickhead.

so gun safety includes threats of deadly force when people walk by your house peacefully.

Real life Pulp Fiction. #mccloskeyLOSERS

This guy could pump off a full mag from 15 feet and still not hit the target once. So lots could go wrong I suspect.

And he would end up on his ass. Idiots!!!

That's really something to be proud of, Mark.

Thats a lot of work for a AR-15...you could have bought another for 500 bucks

The McCloskeys are some sick 🤢 people.

The Bonnie and Clod of maga. Christ Almighty.

I still don't know who was attacking them that they needed to defend themselves from. Black people lawfully walking by?

Who’s invading your home, dude? You need an AR-15 for what? Netflix and paranoia? Bob next door gonna lunge at you with a rake?Your friends don’t even come over. You need a weapon to handle loneliness? Sad little soldier. Delusional little c*nt! He’s got a machine gun? F’ that. We need new rules.

Who’s invading your home, dude? You need an AR-15 for what? Netflix and paranoia? Bob next door gonna lunge at you with a rake?Your friends don’t even come over. You need a weapon to handle loneliness? Sad little soldier. Delusional little c*nt! He’s got a machine gun? F’ that. We Need New Rules.

Why do all these magats have bras and birthing hips?

If he has them, he should wear them, for pity’s sake.

When they can’t afford ammo and end up losing their home with the inevitable recession that's coming under 47, maybe the NRA and 2nd Amendment worshippers can start a GoFund for them. 😑

I’d like to see a ‘leftist’ who’d threaten someone’s life—great sound bite but he’s living in LaLa Land if he expects any sane (nonMAGA) person to believe this garbage.

The theme in America seems to be “let bigots be bigots” and allow them to publicly justify themselves. To frame these people as victims is stupid. By the way, just saw notice of another mass shooting (4 dead) in the USA. Only in America!

In Trump's America we're only allowed one level of intolerance, and the White Supremacists have claimed it since the country's founding (before really), so no one is allowed to be intolerant of their intolerance as that's the only real racism.

Intolerably well explained. Thanks.

These are not the wrong sort of people, they can have guns. Maga will only collect guns from the wrong sort of people. Have they ever lied to you?

A sick and miserable-guided person - very sad you’ve learned ZERO.

I'm not on that social, so I can't tell them how stupid their words and pictures make them. Using those context clues, they ARE stupid.

Having corrupt republican governors pardon you helps.

Free to brandish again.

I am reminded of Satan's bed and another man with a small member.

Her face holding that toy pistol 😆

When this happened, I found a video that showed all of the protesters walking through an unbroken gate, right up to the McCloskey's home with both already out front, guns pointed. Since I was banned from Twitter I can't download it from there since I can no longer find it. Someone smashed it after.

What’s your point?

Puke

I don't what's sadder. The size of d*ck he's compensating for, or the fact she seems happy with it.

I hope this is true: Live by the sword, ...

Lefty Lunatics though correct? These two totally normal. K

They both look constipated. Maybe they should take their guns and blow them up their asses

These self-dramatizing weenies who need to shove a gun in someone’s face to prove they’re not afraid of anything. Whiny, self-involved, ugly.

And anyone wearing that kind of REALLY LOUD blue suit, holding an assault rifle outside in broad daylight you know has to be an insecure loudmouth and a schmuck

No one threatened his home or him. My proof: these dumb fucks still breathe.

These slimeballs.🤦‍♀️

They are still an embarrassment in the Central West End & all of STL to this day. Look at his Annie Oakley wife holding that Walther PPK that had a defective firing pin

Fucking Fascists!

Patty still has the mustard stain on her shirt though, right?

The only country in the world that legally allows ordinary citizens to own & use weapons of war in a domestic setting, & celebrates the very right, that kills children by the dozen every year. That is not & has never been a GREAT country. Unbelievably stupid.

Psychopath vibes… what a creep

Only a pussy would think their lives were threatened.

But, but black people were near my house!!

I just love watching men wave around an AR15 to make up for a concealed carry 2 inch derringer.

Oh wouldn’t it be karma if his gun shot him in the foot?

I have a feeling we haven't heard the end of these two paranoid, trigger-happy dimwits. Next appearance in full tactical gear with night vision goggles.

People still hate you though!