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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

When they were each nominated, this is pretty much what I expected them to be doing over halfway through year one.

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aug 18, 2025, 7:55 pm • 2,613 396

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The Misfit Heathen @themisfitheathen.bsky.social

I thought RFK Jr was going to have the definitive cause for autism by September 1st. He has time to do pull ups?

aug 18, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sheila @lovingnana.bsky.social

🤮

aug 18, 2025, 7:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social

must be nice to not have to work for a living.

aug 18, 2025, 7:57 pm • 68 2 • view
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RaceToTheBottom @racetothebottom.bsky.social

This entire administration just keeps getting more embarrassing.

aug 18, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Maureen @modelaney.bsky.social

Small dicks all...

aug 18, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bob Wheeler @rmwkenpo.bsky.social

What’d they do 5?!

aug 18, 2025, 11:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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VersatileEducator @versatileeducator.bsky.social

Oh man. I better get right on that whale carcass and triple martini breakfast diet.

aug 19, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Catherine Zoltan @catherinezoltan.bsky.social

Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr are Geisha ~ Trained to entertain men with conversation, dance, and song. ~ for the Republican Political Party.

aug 18, 2025, 8:57 pm • 12 0 • view
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Catherine Zoltan @catherinezoltan.bsky.social

I'd rather be watching Gov JB Pritzker. These guys cosplaying Spartacus on the taxpayer's dime hurts my eyes.

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aug 18, 2025, 8:39 pm • 43 4 • view
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Rhymenoceros @rhymenoceros.bsky.social

It’s not on our dime it’s on the credit card.. they ran out of dimes and are spending in the red now

aug 18, 2025, 11:15 pm • 5 0 • view
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Bobbi VirgoVeruka (she/her) @buzzkitty.bsky.social

Fucking leather face and drunk boy? If I could give fewer than zero bucks, consider them given.

aug 18, 2025, 11:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Walter Scott @valleyboy77.bsky.social

I believe the tie-breaker was a 9 piece jigsaw.

aug 19, 2025, 6:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Walter Scott @valleyboy77.bsky.social

They're still at it, apparently.

aug 19, 2025, 6:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Aaron Woofter @aaronwoofter.bsky.social

wearing jeans to a pull-up, push-up challenge is the kind of preparation I want from my SecDef.

aug 18, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve USMC Veteran 🇨🇦🍁🇺🇸🇲🇽🇺🇦🏋️🏒 @steve-usmcvet.bsky.social

Dumb asses. FWIW I would beat both of these losers in this contest and would do a more competent job in each of their roles. Pretty much any competent person would.

aug 18, 2025, 9:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bob Wheeler @rmwkenpo.bsky.social

I nominate you

aug 18, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Clint Initiative Podcast @theclintpodcast.bsky.social

This is there only area of competency.

aug 18, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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veterandad60.bsky.social @veterandad60.bsky.social

Steroid small penis contest

aug 18, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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frankensteinjr.bsky.social @frankensteinjr.bsky.social

Mean-goddamn-while the Epstein files still haven't been produced and the war in Ukraine and Gaza are still going on! WTF! 👀

aug 19, 2025, 11:52 am • 0 0 • view
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nuggetsfan1.bsky.social @nuggetsfan1.bsky.social

Idiots.

aug 18, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tami @vermintamimarie.bsky.social

This is what they are doing instead of actual WORK. You know, their JOBS 🤬

aug 18, 2025, 10:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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caroltexasvoter.bsky.social @caroltexasvoter.bsky.social

PLEASE measure their "junk". That is the only contest I am interested in. (my bet- they will be tiny guys)

aug 18, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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annunciator.bsky.social @annunciator.bsky.social

Now, if either of them could actually pull their own weight in their job performance!

aug 18, 2025, 9:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Aleksander Pereswiet-Soltan @jasoltan.bsky.social

Ever seen a grown man naked Pete and Bobby?

aug 18, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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batgurl62.bsky.social @batgurl62.bsky.social

Kegsbreath is still a loser a rapist and a dumb fuck. His own mom hates him

aug 18, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Contrails———🛩️ @contrails.bsky.social

Bois playing with their emotions.

aug 18, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr Audrey Glover @draudreyglover.bsky.social

That they equate “number of pull ups” with “military strategic intelligence and tactical excellence” is depressing

aug 18, 2025, 10:15 pm • 3 0 • view
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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social

Fox News: We cover guys doing exercises! But no homo!

aug 18, 2025, 8:53 pm • 6 1 • view
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Fed Up! @bibbel3.bsky.social

🤮

aug 18, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Penny Flynn @pennyflynn.bsky.social

Just pathetic.

aug 18, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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PaSandy @pasandy.bsky.social

If only they’d stay in the gym.

aug 18, 2025, 8:51 pm • 8 0 • view
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amstermom.bsky.social @amstermom.bsky.social

Is that why Hegseth wants to take the right to vote away from women? We're generally even worse at pull-ups than he is?

aug 18, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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FUCK ICE. @zackhouse.bsky.social

KENNEDY IS STILL ROCKIN' JEANS OMG LMFAO

aug 18, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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cett1961.bsky.social @cett1961.bsky.social

Who the fuck works out in jeans?! I bet he skis in jeans as well.

aug 18, 2025, 8:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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jessrbolenjr @jrbjr.bsky.social

😂🤣😂 I thought the same thing!

aug 18, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beth Schmidt @beth-schmidt.bsky.social

I think this was on everyone’s bingo card since we knew they weren’t capable of much else.

aug 18, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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samuelsotunde.bsky.social @samuelsotunde.bsky.social

They should have invited their narcissistic boss to come and join them . If he could manage only 2 it would have been a feat

aug 18, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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hakukani @hakukani.bsky.social

I remember when cabinet members did their work instead of having pissing contests with each other.

aug 18, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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elroy1313.bsky.social @elroy1313.bsky.social

Wow so impressive.......two numb skulls who are heads of our Country's top government agencies. Lord help us.

aug 18, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Roberta Kirby @rne9475.bsky.social

Will this activity be followed by a dick measuring contest?

aug 18, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Amy B 🌱💙📎#releasetheEpsteinfilesnow @beachandtreesplz.bsky.social

🤏

aug 18, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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minutesdrag.bsky.social @minutesdrag.bsky.social

Who fucking gives a shit? This is ridiculous.

aug 18, 2025, 8:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jacqueline B. @jaxsb.bsky.social

That's impressive? if that impresses you, you are much too easily impressed.

aug 19, 2025, 5:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Marquis de Lafayeet @johnatron.bsky.social

Cringe AF

aug 18, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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John DeCock @jdecock.bsky.social

They really wanted to compare dick size, but since they have such small wieners, this will have to do

aug 18, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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laura bishop @lbblaura.bsky.social

We have entered “Uncle Nutsy's Clubhouse”. youtu.be/ri5nj6XMkEQ?...

aug 18, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Polly @polipolly.bsky.social

FFS

aug 18, 2025, 8:10 pm • 5 0 • view
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Sergeant who knows the swamp💙 @1toughguy2.bsky.social

How the fuck does this help our Defense Dept. or Health Dept., the muscle that is weak is their fucking heads💯. We need brains not brawn.

aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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nohyphens.bsky.social @nohyphens.bsky.social

Ffs

aug 18, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan @ryewilldo.bsky.social

Former platoon leader and company commander in two infantry divisions here. Hegstheth thinks that leading at that level qualifies him to lead the largest, most lethal and diverse military in the world. Doing push-ups and pull-ups with the troops is not enough.

aug 18, 2025, 9:41 pm • 10 0 • view
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Blueneck from Political Hotwire @blueneckfromph.bsky.social

I guess this training will come in handy if we go back to fighting wars with hand to hand combat. What's RFK trying to prove though?

aug 19, 2025, 3:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Kim @kckarma19.bsky.social

I would say that the word "impressive" is doing some heavy lifting there.

aug 18, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ecoprairiepainter @ecoprairiepainter.bsky.social

Maybe focus on doing something FOR our country rather than self congratulating dumb stuff like this?

aug 18, 2025, 9:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Scoutto @scoutto.bsky.social

What would actually be impressive is if either one of these simpletons had the self awareness to realize they're waaaaaaay the fuck over their stupid heads.

aug 18, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jordan Payne @raindoctor.bsky.social

They seems like upper body only types

aug 18, 2025, 7:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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James Cameron 🇨🇦 @lumin8.bsky.social

They can’t run.

aug 18, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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1tonytony.bsky.social @1tonytony.bsky.social

whiskey pete and heroin hippie 👀

aug 18, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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1tonytony.bsky.social @1tonytony.bsky.social

Numb skull, muscle heads 👀

aug 18, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Beth @mrsbw.bsky.social

This makes me physically ill.

aug 18, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sycamore @az-sycamore.bsky.social

Just like Warfighters! (maga word for soldier)

aug 18, 2025, 7:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lisa @lmn-slo.bsky.social

We are a deeply unserious country

aug 18, 2025, 8:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gayle @gskh1237.bsky.social

I’m done.

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aug 18, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sneaky Cryptid 👾 @sneakycryptid.bsky.social

A constant dick-measuring contest with this regime.

aug 18, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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TransplantedSconie @transplantedsconie.bsky.social

All the roids and HGH these two are ingesting, it's no wonder that pull-up contest was a sausage fest.

aug 18, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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💙Joani in the sky with cubic zirconia 💙 @greeneyedlady07.bsky.social

I can’t even focus on anything other than the destruction of our country. These guys don’t care about ANYTHING except their muscle-headed selves. I worked in enough health clubs to have met an abundance of them.

aug 18, 2025, 8:27 pm • 9 1 • view
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Denise Bossert @denisebossert.bsky.social

Next they’ll be measuring things! Ugh! 😩

aug 18, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social

Are these two jackoffs ever gonna effin work??

aug 18, 2025, 8:07 pm • 20 0 • view
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bad clerk @badclerk.bsky.social

nope.

aug 18, 2025, 8:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Reese 🌻 @artfulseas.bsky.social

Work is woke

aug 18, 2025, 10:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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wcmann.bsky.social @wcmann.bsky.social

I prefer they didn’t. Keep them in the gym as long as they want.

aug 18, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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3lfbs.bsky.social @3lfbs.bsky.social

Dear god

aug 19, 2025, 12:32 am • 0 0 • view
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High Country Lass @highcountrylass.bsky.social

Yawn!

aug 18, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mothership14 @mothership14.bsky.social

Is it a contest to see who can lower food prices the most quickly? No? I'll go back to my nap. Old men posturing really aren't that interesting.

aug 18, 2025, 9:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sven Peake @svenpeake.bsky.social

It's the "impressive" that bothers me the most.

aug 18, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Donnie Nicknames 👊🇺🇸🔥 @donald-trumpshka.bsky.social

No keg stand push-ups?

aug 19, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
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magstarshine99 @magstarshine99.bsky.social

This totally made me wonder WHEN WILL THEY RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES??

aug 19, 2025, 2:23 am • 2 1 • view
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Kerry the Nik @kerrythenik.bsky.social

Jesus, they gonna compare cock size next?

aug 18, 2025, 8:03 pm • 32 0 • view
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Lynnie Tunis @lynnie321.bsky.social

I would be more interested in a detailed report on a CT scan of their livers. But your prediction is more likely.

aug 18, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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mqb2766.bsky.social @mqb2766.bsky.social

Wheres trump?

aug 18, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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CannabisCrone @grannyweed.bsky.social

Maybe later when they join Tucker to tan their testicles

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aug 18, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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vlmmac.bsky.social @vlmmac.bsky.social

This was my very thought. How pathetic!

aug 18, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike @chiefs1.bsky.social

Trump and Rubio already did that. They both have tiny hands

aug 18, 2025, 8:42 pm • 16 0 • view
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codemistress.bsky.social @codemistress.bsky.social

RFakeK has on jeans...who works out in jeans?

aug 18, 2025, 8:58 pm • 10 0 • view
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James Cameron 🇨🇦 @lumin8.bsky.social

Maybe he needs to hide his heroin injection sites.

aug 18, 2025, 9:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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#Wilendorf💪🏽 @trasimm62.bsky.social

He swims in polluted streams in jeans.

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codemistress.bsky.social @codemistress.bsky.social

I would not be the least bit surprised!

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#Wilendorf💪🏽 @trasimm62.bsky.social

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

aug 18, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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James Horn, PhD @schools-matter24.bsky.social

Time to get the micrometer out for the ultimate measurement.

aug 18, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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hikercat.bsky.social @hikercat.bsky.social

Did they pull out a ruler as well?😱

aug 18, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jennifer Keith @jkcreative8.bsky.social

Unserious assholes. I don’t know how any women could think those dirty Nazis are in any way attractive.

aug 18, 2025, 9:01 pm • 5 0 • view
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farawayeyes1.bsky.social @farawayeyes1.bsky.social

Two losers acting like complete tools

aug 18, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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JEZEBEL. @morj797.bsky.social

Like who gives flying a fuck. One is a drug addict and the other is a fucking drunk.

aug 18, 2025, 11:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hillary Hillarious @hhillarious.bsky.social

I can smell the picture over the internet.

aug 18, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Roger Garbow @rogergarbow.bsky.social

Face-off? More like a jack-off.

aug 18, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shel 💙🇺🇸 @shellysells.bsky.social

Unimpressed. Next

aug 18, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pandoraea Chromosome @chromosomeid.bsky.social

My comment to them…”hey 🍆 holes…there seems to be some sort of tickborne disease epidemic going on this summers. Will someone stop huffing their BO and get grownups involved in outbreak response?”

aug 18, 2025, 8:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Margaret Young @ilovelutefisk.bsky.social

Tiny penises?

aug 18, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Feed The Opposition @kitchenquarantine.bsky.social

A testosterone drinking contest!

aug 18, 2025, 9:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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Eliot Bear @eliotthebear.bsky.social

Alas, the dildo swallowing contest was not televised.

aug 18, 2025, 9:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mel 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇪🇺 @melodyfair.bsky.social

They'll be literally measuring each others dicks/brain worm next.

aug 18, 2025, 7:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jennifer @jennifernash.bsky.social

Don't they have more important things to do?

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Trust Science 📎 @itrustscience.bsky.social

I hear over use of steroids make your balls 🎾 🎾 shrink 🤔

aug 18, 2025, 8:08 pm • 6 0 • view
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Heather Feather @heather-feather.bsky.social

And your voice changes.

aug 18, 2025, 8:11 pm • 5 0 • view
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Born to stay Canadian with a US citizenship. @catboomom.bsky.social

Dear Fox. That isn't even entertainment news. Go away!

aug 18, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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marwoodwithnail.bsky.social @marwoodwithnail.bsky.social

Ghoulish. The US has been taken over by gold leaf.

aug 18, 2025, 9:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pam R, she/her @prr333.bsky.social

When's the cage fight at the White House?

aug 18, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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#Wilendorf💪🏽 @trasimm62.bsky.social

That’s part of the 250 year celebration next July!!

aug 18, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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biarritz45.bsky.social @biarritz45.bsky.social

💯💯💯💯

aug 19, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Poysson @wfysh.bsky.social

SFA

aug 18, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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StopTheMadness @mollyloubee.bsky.social

They are children

aug 18, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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One Woke Citizen @onewokecitizen.bsky.social

Two DEI hires (Donald Enabling Idiots) that do too much steroids and not enough work 🤡

aug 18, 2025, 7:59 pm • 96 4 • view
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kbromberg.bsky.social @kbromberg.bsky.social

Suggested correction: DUI hires.

aug 18, 2025, 9:02 pm • 5 1 • view
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kbromberg.bsky.social @kbromberg.bsky.social

And release the Epstein files.

aug 18, 2025, 9:05 pm • 8 2 • view
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Hope T. @xtrahope1515.bsky.social

Pretty MUCH! Meat head-HegSex & DEAD warm brain RFK Jr is all muscle with ZERO knowledge to give a shit about regular Americans.

aug 18, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Debora Land @deboraland.bsky.social

So they can do that but neither one can do their actual jobs well. Sad!

aug 18, 2025, 9:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kristi @supermonkeygirl.bsky.social

"impressive" You know what I find impressive? Respecting women. Something neither of these two dumb fucks are capable of.

aug 18, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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cdneh45.bsky.social @cdneh45.bsky.social

These are not serious people

aug 18, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brimley @dawsonmv.bsky.social

Serious people aren’t serious; they are just ones who never realize how ridiculous they are.

aug 18, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jubilado0505🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 @jubilado251.bsky.social

You can’t know who won without knowing which one grunted more.

aug 19, 2025, 9:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Rhymenoceros @rhymenoceros.bsky.social

Good thing this is what we’re deficit spending on

aug 18, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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JoPete 🇺🇦 @jopete.bsky.social

Gross 🤢

aug 18, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Darlene @darlenejerseyshore.bsky.social

Why don't they just drop their pants already! Sheesh!

aug 18, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Conservatives Are Fascists @gaialuv.bsky.social

A 14 year, brain dead heroin addict and an abusive, repulsive drunk trying to one up each other. Bad news boys. You’re both serial lying lowlife creeps & you impress nobody. You make us sick, truth be told.

aug 18, 2025, 9:17 pm • 10 2 • view
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Lady of the Lake @jagb75.bsky.social

This is such small dick energy right now. If you got it, you don’t need to prove it. If you don’t, you can’t stop yourself.

aug 18, 2025, 8:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Quinn @quinnietime.bsky.social

Their periods synced and left the gym to go rape tweens…

aug 18, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dudley Do Right @rtird.bsky.social

Next up a 🌭measurement contest in the locker room.

aug 19, 2025, 4:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Lauren @lauren666.bsky.social

You Yanks are crazy

aug 18, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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kristinemarie67.bsky.social @kristinemarie67.bsky.social

Barf

aug 18, 2025, 7:59 pm • 6 0 • view
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ljhou @breakthruleader.bsky.social

Pathetic, hey

aug 18, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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ivegonecrazy.bsky.social @ivegonecrazy.bsky.social

They continue to be an embarrassment

aug 18, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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angry12.bsky.social @angry12.bsky.social

Looks like they may be overcompensating for something

aug 18, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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wyattsgrampy.bsky.social @wyattsgrampy.bsky.social

🤦🏻‍♂️ Seriously there’s way too much testosterone (and steroids). We need women running this country.

aug 19, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social

A quick kick in the nutz is in order. Get to work a**holes.

aug 18, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Philip Morton @hopeaintlost.bsky.social

Hard pressed to keep getting more stupid, yet here we are.

aug 18, 2025, 9:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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BornInDaEB 🟦🟧 @bornindaeb.bsky.social

same

aug 19, 2025, 12:04 am • 0 0 • view
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npursuitofpeace.bsky.social @npursuitofpeace.bsky.social

Testosterone poisoning, infectious condition spreading rapidly throughout the Trump administration. Transmitted by tiny hands.

aug 18, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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4thOfAngus @4thofangus.bsky.social

mRNA vaccinations are gonna kill you, but 'roids and heroin are life-affirming.

aug 18, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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the architect @thearchitect237.bsky.social

Next up, dick measuring

aug 18, 2025, 8:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul Matthews ❌👑 #RESIST @paulmatthews69.bsky.social

Your tax dollars hard at work 🤡 🤡 🎪

aug 18, 2025, 9:57 pm • 8 0 • view
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The Roaring Lion @babasburfi.bsky.social

JD couldn’t make it. He’s still busy being shunned on vacay in the UK.

aug 18, 2025, 10:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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MsLupine @mslupine.bsky.social

He strikes me as someone who has never gone to the gym ever. It might ruin his makeup

aug 18, 2025, 10:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Paul Matthews ❌👑 #RESIST @paulmatthews69.bsky.social

The fish rots from the head..💀

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barking @mdicey.bsky.social

the fish actually rots from the asshole, but in this case…same thing 🤷🏽‍♀️

aug 18, 2025, 11:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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csbricker.bsky.social @csbricker.bsky.social

No one cares, they both suck

aug 19, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
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slynnw.bsky.social @slynnw.bsky.social

I bet they’re drunk.

aug 18, 2025, 10:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brad S @bjr32.bsky.social

So pretty much these guys.

aug 18, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Never Gonna Kneel 👊🇺🇸🔥 @nevergonnakneel.bsky.social

Because leaders do pull-ups.

aug 18, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daroob @daroob.bsky.social

In my mind, that’s the gym in a federal prison.

aug 18, 2025, 7:56 pm • 117 1 • view
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CMHoskins @cmhoskins.bsky.social

Same.

aug 18, 2025, 7:57 pm • 13 0 • view
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Kenji @kenji76.bsky.social

So comforting 🥰

aug 18, 2025, 10:29 pm • 7 0 • view
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Jfohatesmaga 💙🧢 @jfohatesmaga.bsky.social

It should be

aug 18, 2025, 8:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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bad clerk @badclerk.bsky.social

what does any of this have to do with ukraine, the prices of gas, or the epstein files?

aug 18, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Newt Calkins @graynewt.bsky.social

Just measure them already fellas.

aug 18, 2025, 11:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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LeadfootLauriej @leadfootlj.bsky.social

Only men with small penises have lame "competitions" like this... JUST SAYIN' !!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆

aug 18, 2025, 8:28 pm • 5 0 • view
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mmkeefe.bsky.social @mmkeefe.bsky.social

Wonder what the initiation into the He- Man women haters Club was?🤔🤔

aug 18, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Denver Lorenzo @denverlorenzo9.bsky.social

They must have spent a lot of time under their commanders’ desks to get where they are. My grandmother could complete both better than they demonstrated.

aug 18, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alice Lastname @metoxil.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣 Next: beer chugging contest

aug 18, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

Does he stop drinking long enough to work out?

aug 18, 2025, 7:57 pm • 13 0 • view
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Amy B 🌱💙📎#releasetheEpsteinfilesnow @beachandtreesplz.bsky.social

Gotta sweat the booze out so he can refill

aug 18, 2025, 8:22 pm • 14 0 • view
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Desert Dog Dad @caristocratico.bsky.social

It's shame they both skip brain day.

aug 18, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Random @corwin007.bsky.social

point is, they are still playing high school games

aug 18, 2025, 9:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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carol1111.bsky.social @carol1111.bsky.social

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 One of the most repulsive sights ever...now, where is the bleach!!???

aug 18, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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kay1960.bsky.social @kay1960.bsky.social

This reality TV show really sucks.

aug 18, 2025, 8:07 pm • 6 0 • view
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The Resistance CO 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @theresistanceco.bsky.social

ROIDS ARE RAD!!

aug 18, 2025, 8:08 pm • 16 0 • view
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wcmann.bsky.social @wcmann.bsky.social

I hope they keep doing them. Enjoy those enlarged hearts & shrunken balls, fellas

aug 18, 2025, 10:44 pm • 8 0 • view
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proudcanadian151.bsky.social @proudcanadian151.bsky.social

Children must play

aug 18, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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geeveetee.bsky.social @geeveetee.bsky.social

aug 19, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
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nickazz @nickazz.bsky.social

Meatheads!

aug 18, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sheila @newbandy15.bsky.social

This matters why/how?? Stop wasting time, money and taxpayers dollars on nonsense. Release the EPSTEIN FILES!! ALL of them! NOW!

aug 19, 2025, 2:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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jaythecat4.bsky.social @jaythecat4.bsky.social

What next? Arm wrestling?

aug 18, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Comedy Montréal 🍁☮🐶 @chillhuahua.bsky.social

We can smell the 'roids from Canada.

aug 18, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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So tired of this shit… @arewegreatyet1.bsky.social

Well, Assault season is coming up. Covid and Christmas parties.

aug 18, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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gvlrdr51.bsky.social @gvlrdr51.bsky.social

Apex weak, small, insecure, little boys pretending to be men

aug 18, 2025, 9:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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tsonic45.bsky.social @tsonic45.bsky.social

Some say the best place to meet men is at the gym. Hmmm....

aug 18, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Heisler @jrheisler.bsky.social

Quarter pull ups and half push ups.

aug 19, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
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RFK’s Brain Worm 🍉 @realrfksbrainworm.bsky.social

Maybe one or both of them will have a heart attack ❤️

aug 18, 2025, 7:59 pm • 12 0 • view
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Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.social

Well, we all know pull-ups will win the war. I’m so tired of this. I’m tired of a president. I need a council of indigenous grandmas to run this fucking country.

aug 18, 2025, 7:59 pm • 62 3 • view
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MsLupine @mslupine.bsky.social

I am good with that plan

aug 18, 2025, 10:53 pm • 4 0 • view
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BarbJoan @bjgt.bsky.social

Me too, though not indigenous, I am an indignant grandma

aug 19, 2025, 1:58 am • 3 0 • view
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Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.social

I’ll take all grandmas😉

aug 19, 2025, 1:59 am • 2 0 • view
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BarbJoan @bjgt.bsky.social

Good!

Woman with attitude
aug 19, 2025, 2:03 am • 3 0 • view
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JustJoan 📎🧷 @texasbuckley.bsky.social

Kennedy working out in jeans & a belt?

aug 18, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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@citizen1 @citizen2.bsky.social

Is there #Polymarket betting on which one has the first heart attack?

aug 18, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate said Jessie Come Home 🫘 🫘 daily @katesskatess.bsky.social

🤮

aug 18, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sopranospinner/Cassandra @sopranospinner.bsky.social

MAKE THE CONVICTED FELON DO IT!

aug 18, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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cynthiajw.bsky.social @cynthiajw.bsky.social

It's all performative and photo ops with these two.

aug 18, 2025, 8:05 pm • 4 0 • view
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But I don't WANNA live in Gilead! @sweptashorejo.bsky.social

And basically everybody else in the Cabinet. The Ultimate Fighter vibe with these two, though, is especially nauseating.

aug 18, 2025, 8:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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Charlie M @integrity4most.bsky.social

Shit for brains, so....

aug 19, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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F. Shoemaker @underbrush.bsky.social

The Low-T pandemic continues to ravage #Trump appointees, but through perseverance and injections of anabolic steroids the victims power through their affliction.

aug 18, 2025, 8:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social

Maybe just hire all the Federal employees back? 🤡

aug 18, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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NB LA CA @nb-photo-bsud.bsky.social

All republicans can F*Off. Worthless, pathetic, narcissistic republicans in government only work to benefit themselves individually. The USA was founded to be independent from a king who governed the same exact way the republicans do today. Taxation without representation ruled by a tyrant.

aug 18, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Natural Born Hater @floydhampton.bsky.social

Yay, steroids!

aug 18, 2025, 9:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Amnos Storm @amnos-storm.bsky.social

MTG not joining?

aug 18, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Put a little love in your 🖤 @gmakp.bsky.social

Now that’s NEWS!

aug 19, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
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rooter507.bsky.social @rooter507.bsky.social

A drunk and a heroine adict walk in to a gay bar.

aug 19, 2025, 2:06 am • 0 0 • view
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anneeliot.bsky.social @anneeliot.bsky.social

Impressive? They are two amoral lying traitors.

aug 18, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gisella Perl 🇨🇦 @gisellaperl.bsky.social

Because this is important work. Wouldn't it be quicker to just whip your dicks out and measure so the rest of the world can move on? Trump RAPES CHILDREN. #TrumPedo #pedopresident #trumpisarapist #impeachtrump #eightysixfourtyseven #justiceforvirginiagiuffre #justiceforalltrumpvictims #dietrump

aug 18, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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h0pe4dfuture.bsky.social @h0pe4dfuture.bsky.social

Nothing like an empty brained, self-absorbed drunk, creating venues where he's the center of attention.

aug 18, 2025, 8:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Donna Sparklies @donnasparklees.bsky.social

I just want to know who pissed the furthest. Good grief did they also get out a ruler and discover it’s actually 3” because “ steroids”

aug 18, 2025, 8:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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❌👑 @chicken-chick.bsky.social

I’m telling you. We’re living in a sick, twisted fascist reality show!!

aug 18, 2025, 10:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Janet Linde ❌👑 @janetlinde.bsky.social

The stupidity is precisely the key feature of Trump's entire administration team. In fact, I was just about to post that Trump is without a doubt the stupidest president ever elected in this country. We laughed at W, and then Donald said, "Hold my beer!"

aug 18, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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fighterofelon.bsky.social @fighterofelon.bsky.social

MEMBERS OF THE CLUB.....GOP SEXUAL PERVERTS SHIT.

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aug 18, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Miriam @miri100.bsky.social

I was hoping it was 50 paces turned and fire. I guess that’s a different kind of contest.😂😂😂😂 this is satire

aug 18, 2025, 8:27 pm • 7 0 • view
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Writing the blue wave... @politicia.bsky.social

😂🤣😂

aug 18, 2025, 9:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Just Moi @annestclair.bsky.social

👍🏻

aug 18, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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George Trulee @itsmebigd.bsky.social

Love writing that check to the irs so these guys can live their high school years again

aug 18, 2025, 9:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Krista (she/her) @bibliophile2831.bsky.social

Fucking idiots. Cause nothing cancels out a low IQ more than a pull-up. Schmucks.

aug 19, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
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FDG @f-g19.bsky.social

Shake my head, this is what the Republicans voted to keep the USA safe and healthy.

aug 18, 2025, 9:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Birdie🐦🇨🇦 🫘 @birdie56.bsky.social

Two fucking losers

aug 18, 2025, 8:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Oh4CryingOutLoud @oh4cryingoutloud.bsky.social

Yeah… 🤮

aug 18, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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rngtrik.bsky.social @rngtrik.bsky.social

The enemy is within

aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cats Are Better Than Men Because @catsbetterthanmen.bsky.social

Why don't they just pull their pants down, get out their rulers, and settle it once and for all?

aug 18, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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SMC @ireckon.bsky.social

After this…THEY FUCKED

aug 18, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Douglas Montgomery @douglasmontgomery.bsky.social

🤭😂

aug 18, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lush Flimbaugh @lushflimbaugh.bsky.social

Unserious people wielding power and pretending to be responsible adults while, in truth, obsessing over their television appearances and receiving adulation. In NO way are they public servants. In fact, the exact opposite.

aug 18, 2025, 8:57 pm • 7 1 • view
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Nanjde @nanjde.bsky.social

And to think that he drinks a quart of Vodka a night before he beats his wife!

aug 18, 2025, 9:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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normalcleo.bsky.social @normalcleo.bsky.social

Ewww

aug 19, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Sharyn @mindfulsheri.bsky.social

Impressive is doing a lot of work there

aug 18, 2025, 8:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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bkchez1.bsky.social @bkchez1.bsky.social

Unserious and stupid people

aug 19, 2025, 2:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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SPHINCTERPUSS =JDvance @stanzman.bsky.social

Pushup?

aug 18, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Proud member of 92 who carried through! @kaptruthbetold.bsky.social

Why don’t they just whip out their 🍆 and compare? Or have they done that already? Notes on who, what, when, how many they have assaulted or wives cheated on, dug up & reburied? Inquiring minds would like to know? Thank you for your attention to this matter!

aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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fraziberry.bsky.social @fraziberry.bsky.social

He’s still scared of women and girls having equal footing so… not much of a man.

aug 18, 2025, 8:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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Matt Leeds @mleeds2048.bsky.social

Now that’s embarrassing & pathetic. Hegseth … served in the Army? He can’t even do a pull up or a push up. Clearly not athletically or physically fit. What did he do sit behind a desk all day? He definitely was not a soldier 😆😂🤣. What a weakling. He looks winded. Probably from all the drinking…

aug 18, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Argent @sedahr.bsky.social

Truth! The only wet paper bag Kegsbreath could tear through is the one wrapped around his whiskey bottle.

aug 18, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Food & Wine Diva @thefoodandwinediva.bsky.social

Suspension of disbelief is now the norm in drumpf’s dystopian version of America. But we can't let that wear us down. Madness, terror, and injustice are the strategy, so we can't succumb to the rethuglikkkan Blitzkrieg. I'm not a fan of Newsom, but Dems need to use his playbook and fight back.

aug 18, 2025, 10:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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11lexie.bsky.social @11lexie.bsky.social

just a different kind of pissing contest for two who never grew out of adolescent fantasies

aug 19, 2025, 4:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Neat, no ICE @m1garandalf.bsky.social

Every time he gets up to the bar

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aug 18, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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imbodach.bsky.social @imbodach.bsky.social

That’s so Ben Gay.

aug 19, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Sharon Rudow @playasharon.bsky.social

Both on roids 😒

aug 18, 2025, 9:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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thecatzpajamas.bsky.social @thecatzpajamas.bsky.social

aug 18, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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beenz-e.bsky.social @beenz-e.bsky.social

Where's Donald?

aug 18, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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veragoeswest.bsky.social @veragoeswest.bsky.social

Get a hotel room, boys

aug 18, 2025, 9:00 pm • 3 0 • view