I thought RFK Jr was going to have the definitive cause for autism by September 1st. He has time to do pull ups?
I thought RFK Jr was going to have the definitive cause for autism by September 1st. He has time to do pull ups?
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must be nice to not have to work for a living.
This entire administration just keeps getting more embarrassing.
Small dicks all...
What’d they do 5?!
Oh man. I better get right on that whale carcass and triple martini breakfast diet.
Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr are Geisha ~ Trained to entertain men with conversation, dance, and song. ~ for the Republican Political Party.
I'd rather be watching Gov JB Pritzker. These guys cosplaying Spartacus on the taxpayer's dime hurts my eyes.
It’s not on our dime it’s on the credit card.. they ran out of dimes and are spending in the red now
Fucking leather face and drunk boy? If I could give fewer than zero bucks, consider them given.
I believe the tie-breaker was a 9 piece jigsaw.
They're still at it, apparently.
wearing jeans to a pull-up, push-up challenge is the kind of preparation I want from my SecDef.
Dumb asses. FWIW I would beat both of these losers in this contest and would do a more competent job in each of their roles. Pretty much any competent person would.
I nominate you
This is there only area of competency.
Steroid small penis contest
Mean-goddamn-while the Epstein files still haven't been produced and the war in Ukraine and Gaza are still going on! WTF! 👀
Idiots.
This is what they are doing instead of actual WORK. You know, their JOBS 🤬
PLEASE measure their "junk". That is the only contest I am interested in. (my bet- they will be tiny guys)
Now, if either of them could actually pull their own weight in their job performance!
Ever seen a grown man naked Pete and Bobby?
Kegsbreath is still a loser a rapist and a dumb fuck. His own mom hates him
Bois playing with their emotions.
That they equate “number of pull ups” with “military strategic intelligence and tactical excellence” is depressing
Fox News: We cover guys doing exercises! But no homo!
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Just pathetic.
If only they’d stay in the gym.
Is that why Hegseth wants to take the right to vote away from women? We're generally even worse at pull-ups than he is?
KENNEDY IS STILL ROCKIN' JEANS OMG LMFAO
Who the fuck works out in jeans?! I bet he skis in jeans as well.
😂🤣😂 I thought the same thing!
I think this was on everyone’s bingo card since we knew they weren’t capable of much else.
They should have invited their narcissistic boss to come and join them . If he could manage only 2 it would have been a feat
I remember when cabinet members did their work instead of having pissing contests with each other.
Wow so impressive.......two numb skulls who are heads of our Country's top government agencies. Lord help us.
Will this activity be followed by a dick measuring contest?
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Who fucking gives a shit? This is ridiculous.
That's impressive? if that impresses you, you are much too easily impressed.
Cringe AF
They really wanted to compare dick size, but since they have such small wieners, this will have to do
We have entered “Uncle Nutsy's Clubhouse”. youtu.be/ri5nj6XMkEQ?...
FFS
How the fuck does this help our Defense Dept. or Health Dept., the muscle that is weak is their fucking heads💯. We need brains not brawn.
Ffs
Former platoon leader and company commander in two infantry divisions here. Hegstheth thinks that leading at that level qualifies him to lead the largest, most lethal and diverse military in the world. Doing push-ups and pull-ups with the troops is not enough.
I guess this training will come in handy if we go back to fighting wars with hand to hand combat. What's RFK trying to prove though?
I would say that the word "impressive" is doing some heavy lifting there.
Maybe focus on doing something FOR our country rather than self congratulating dumb stuff like this?
What would actually be impressive is if either one of these simpletons had the self awareness to realize they're waaaaaaay the fuck over their stupid heads.
They seems like upper body only types
They can’t run.
whiskey pete and heroin hippie 👀
Numb skull, muscle heads 👀
This makes me physically ill.
Just like Warfighters! (maga word for soldier)
We are a deeply unserious country
A constant dick-measuring contest with this regime.
All the roids and HGH these two are ingesting, it's no wonder that pull-up contest was a sausage fest.
I can’t even focus on anything other than the destruction of our country. These guys don’t care about ANYTHING except their muscle-headed selves. I worked in enough health clubs to have met an abundance of them.
Next they’ll be measuring things! Ugh! 😩
Are these two jackoffs ever gonna effin work??
nope.
Work is woke
I prefer they didn’t. Keep them in the gym as long as they want.
Dear god
Yawn!
Is it a contest to see who can lower food prices the most quickly? No? I'll go back to my nap. Old men posturing really aren't that interesting.
It's the "impressive" that bothers me the most.
No keg stand push-ups?
This totally made me wonder WHEN WILL THEY RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES??
Jesus, they gonna compare cock size next?
I would be more interested in a detailed report on a CT scan of their livers. But your prediction is more likely.
Wheres trump?
This was my very thought. How pathetic!
Trump and Rubio already did that. They both have tiny hands
RFakeK has on jeans...who works out in jeans?
Maybe he needs to hide his heroin injection sites.
He swims in polluted streams in jeans.
I would not be the least bit surprised!
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Time to get the micrometer out for the ultimate measurement.
Did they pull out a ruler as well?😱
Unserious assholes. I don’t know how any women could think those dirty Nazis are in any way attractive.
Two losers acting like complete tools
Like who gives flying a fuck. One is a drug addict and the other is a fucking drunk.
I can smell the picture over the internet.
Face-off? More like a jack-off.
Unimpressed. Next
My comment to them…”hey 🍆 holes…there seems to be some sort of tickborne disease epidemic going on this summers. Will someone stop huffing their BO and get grownups involved in outbreak response?”
Tiny penises?
A testosterone drinking contest!
Alas, the dildo swallowing contest was not televised.
They'll be literally measuring each others dicks/brain worm next.
Don't they have more important things to do?
I hear over use of steroids make your balls 🎾 🎾 shrink 🤔
And your voice changes.
Dear Fox. That isn't even entertainment news. Go away!
Ghoulish. The US has been taken over by gold leaf.
When's the cage fight at the White House?
That’s part of the 250 year celebration next July!!
💯💯💯💯
SFA
They are children
Two DEI hires (Donald Enabling Idiots) that do too much steroids and not enough work 🤡
Suggested correction: DUI hires.
And release the Epstein files.
Pretty MUCH! Meat head-HegSex & DEAD warm brain RFK Jr is all muscle with ZERO knowledge to give a shit about regular Americans.
So they can do that but neither one can do their actual jobs well. Sad!
"impressive" You know what I find impressive? Respecting women. Something neither of these two dumb fucks are capable of.
These are not serious people
Serious people aren’t serious; they are just ones who never realize how ridiculous they are.
You can’t know who won without knowing which one grunted more.
Good thing this is what we’re deficit spending on
Gross 🤢
Why don't they just drop their pants already! Sheesh!
A 14 year, brain dead heroin addict and an abusive, repulsive drunk trying to one up each other. Bad news boys. You’re both serial lying lowlife creeps & you impress nobody. You make us sick, truth be told.
This is such small dick energy right now. If you got it, you don’t need to prove it. If you don’t, you can’t stop yourself.
Their periods synced and left the gym to go rape tweens…
Next up a 🌭measurement contest in the locker room.
You Yanks are crazy
Barf
Pathetic, hey
They continue to be an embarrassment
Looks like they may be overcompensating for something
🤦🏻♂️ Seriously there’s way too much testosterone (and steroids). We need women running this country.
A quick kick in the nutz is in order. Get to work a**holes.
Hard pressed to keep getting more stupid, yet here we are.
same
Testosterone poisoning, infectious condition spreading rapidly throughout the Trump administration. Transmitted by tiny hands.
mRNA vaccinations are gonna kill you, but 'roids and heroin are life-affirming.
Next up, dick measuring
Your tax dollars hard at work 🤡 🤡 🎪
JD couldn’t make it. He’s still busy being shunned on vacay in the UK.
He strikes me as someone who has never gone to the gym ever. It might ruin his makeup
the fish actually rots from the asshole, but in this case…same thing 🤷🏽♀️
No one cares, they both suck
I bet they’re drunk.
So pretty much these guys.
Because leaders do pull-ups.
In my mind, that’s the gym in a federal prison.
Same.
So comforting 🥰
It should be
what does any of this have to do with ukraine, the prices of gas, or the epstein files?
Just measure them already fellas.
Only men with small penises have lame "competitions" like this... JUST SAYIN' !!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆
Wonder what the initiation into the He- Man women haters Club was?🤔🤔
They must have spent a lot of time under their commanders’ desks to get where they are. My grandmother could complete both better than they demonstrated.
🤣🤣🤣 Next: beer chugging contest
Does he stop drinking long enough to work out?
Gotta sweat the booze out so he can refill
It's shame they both skip brain day.
point is, they are still playing high school games
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 One of the most repulsive sights ever...now, where is the bleach!!???
This reality TV show really sucks.
ROIDS ARE RAD!!
I hope they keep doing them. Enjoy those enlarged hearts & shrunken balls, fellas
Children must play
Meatheads!
This matters why/how?? Stop wasting time, money and taxpayers dollars on nonsense. Release the EPSTEIN FILES!! ALL of them! NOW!
What next? Arm wrestling?
We can smell the 'roids from Canada.
Well, Assault season is coming up. Covid and Christmas parties.
Apex weak, small, insecure, little boys pretending to be men
Some say the best place to meet men is at the gym. Hmmm....
Quarter pull ups and half push ups.
Maybe one or both of them will have a heart attack ❤️
Well, we all know pull-ups will win the war. I’m so tired of this. I’m tired of a president. I need a council of indigenous grandmas to run this fucking country.
I am good with that plan
Me too, though not indigenous, I am an indignant grandma
I’ll take all grandmas😉
Kennedy working out in jeans & a belt?
Is there #Polymarket betting on which one has the first heart attack?
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MAKE THE CONVICTED FELON DO IT!
It's all performative and photo ops with these two.
And basically everybody else in the Cabinet. The Ultimate Fighter vibe with these two, though, is especially nauseating.
Shit for brains, so....
The Low-T pandemic continues to ravage #Trump appointees, but through perseverance and injections of anabolic steroids the victims power through their affliction.
Maybe just hire all the Federal employees back? 🤡
All republicans can F*Off. Worthless, pathetic, narcissistic republicans in government only work to benefit themselves individually. The USA was founded to be independent from a king who governed the same exact way the republicans do today. Taxation without representation ruled by a tyrant.
Yay, steroids!
MTG not joining?
Now that’s NEWS!
A drunk and a heroine adict walk in to a gay bar.
Impressive? They are two amoral lying traitors.
Because this is important work. Wouldn't it be quicker to just whip your dicks out and measure so the rest of the world can move on? Trump RAPES CHILDREN. #TrumPedo #pedopresident #trumpisarapist #impeachtrump #eightysixfourtyseven #justiceforvirginiagiuffre #justiceforalltrumpvictims #dietrump
Nothing like an empty brained, self-absorbed drunk, creating venues where he's the center of attention.
I just want to know who pissed the furthest. Good grief did they also get out a ruler and discover it’s actually 3” because “ steroids”
I’m telling you. We’re living in a sick, twisted fascist reality show!!
The stupidity is precisely the key feature of Trump's entire administration team. In fact, I was just about to post that Trump is without a doubt the stupidest president ever elected in this country. We laughed at W, and then Donald said, "Hold my beer!"
I was hoping it was 50 paces turned and fire. I guess that’s a different kind of contest.😂😂😂😂 this is satire
😂🤣😂
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Love writing that check to the irs so these guys can live their high school years again
Fucking idiots. Cause nothing cancels out a low IQ more than a pull-up. Schmucks.
Shake my head, this is what the Republicans voted to keep the USA safe and healthy.
Two fucking losers
Yeah… 🤮
The enemy is within
Why don't they just pull their pants down, get out their rulers, and settle it once and for all?
After this…THEY FUCKED
🤭😂
Unserious people wielding power and pretending to be responsible adults while, in truth, obsessing over their television appearances and receiving adulation. In NO way are they public servants. In fact, the exact opposite.
And to think that he drinks a quart of Vodka a night before he beats his wife!
Ewww
Impressive is doing a lot of work there
Unserious and stupid people
Pushup?
Why don’t they just whip out their 🍆 and compare? Or have they done that already? Notes on who, what, when, how many they have assaulted or wives cheated on, dug up & reburied? Inquiring minds would like to know? Thank you for your attention to this matter!
He’s still scared of women and girls having equal footing so… not much of a man.
Now that’s embarrassing & pathetic. Hegseth … served in the Army? He can’t even do a pull up or a push up. Clearly not athletically or physically fit. What did he do sit behind a desk all day? He definitely was not a soldier 😆😂🤣. What a weakling. He looks winded. Probably from all the drinking…
Truth! The only wet paper bag Kegsbreath could tear through is the one wrapped around his whiskey bottle.
Suspension of disbelief is now the norm in drumpf’s dystopian version of America. But we can't let that wear us down. Madness, terror, and injustice are the strategy, so we can't succumb to the rethuglikkkan Blitzkrieg. I'm not a fan of Newsom, but Dems need to use his playbook and fight back.
just a different kind of pissing contest for two who never grew out of adolescent fantasies
That’s so Ben Gay.
Both on roids 😒
Where's Donald?
Get a hotel room, boys