The Pete Hegseth pull-up is a bit different than the ones we did at Parris Island. Maybe it’s an Army thing.
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What the heck was that?
aug 18, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view
JFC! I’m surprised he allowed this to be posted!! I’m a 65 year old woman, who can’t do a pull up….but I look a sight better at not doing a pull up than Hegseth does!! 😬
aug 19, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
Hegseth has the whimpiest legs. Lets give him a chicken legs nickname and go
aug 19, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/eGo4IYlbE5g?...
aug 19, 2025, 2:18 am • 1 0 • view
He cant do a pull up lol
aug 19, 2025, 2:17 am • 2 0 • view
His knobby little knees 😂
aug 18, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
lol. Why would anyone post that? They are an administration of clowns.
aug 18, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah those don’t count 👎🏾
aug 18, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 0 • view
I thought he expected everybody to be in warrior shape.
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 11 0 • view
That’s a no count struggle flap thing there.
aug 18, 2025, 11:18 pm • 14 1 • view
"No count struggle flap" is easily the best description of this nonsense I've seen 🤣
aug 19, 2025, 2:25 am • 9 0 • view
As a side note, he is an Army Infantry Officer who never got thru Ranger. So he can talk about chin ups all he wants but he’ll never be tabbed. And that is what matters in the Army.
aug 18, 2025, 10:20 pm • 4 0 • view
WARRIOR!
aug 18, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
WTF?
aug 19, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
MAHA 🤣🤣🤣
aug 18, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
No rep
aug 18, 2025, 8:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr are Geisha ~ Trained to entertain men with conversation, dance, and song. ~ for the Republican Political Party.
aug 18, 2025, 8:59 pm • 60 6 • view
💀
aug 19, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Very very good. They are indeed geisha.
aug 19, 2025, 2:45 pm • 7 1 • view
Showing Trump their bodies,lol.
aug 19, 2025, 4:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Wut?
aug 18, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
The nose bump.😅😂🤣
aug 18, 2025, 11:02 pm • 2 0 • view
WTF is that? Even MTG could kick his butt.
aug 19, 2025, 11:33 am • 3 0 • view
Navy pull-ups looked better than this.
aug 18, 2025, 10:45 pm • 3 0 • view
Maybe MTG should run the Dept. of Defense!!! 🤣
aug 19, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
Looks like someone isn't a big strongman warfighter.
aug 18, 2025, 9:38 pm • 6 0 • view
Two idiots.
aug 18, 2025, 11:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Pretty pathetic
aug 19, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
It’s the DTs!
aug 18, 2025, 11:02 pm • 3 0 • view
can’t even do a pull up 😂FFS
aug 18, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks like Whiskey Dick has whiskey arms too.
aug 19, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view
It could be his twentieth pull up (mmm, no I don’t think so)
aug 18, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Always making excuses for mediocre white men
aug 18, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 18, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
He looks like a dying fish
aug 19, 2025, 4:16 am • 0 0 • view
Does that even count as a pull up? 🤔
aug 18, 2025, 8:21 pm • 2 0 • view
Pull ups are hard but I'm almost 80 and I can do better than that.
aug 18, 2025, 8:21 pm • 38 0 • view
I'm old enough to know better than to bother saying how old I am, have had two infarcts, nerve damage down the left & currently attempting to regrow the nerves on the right [accident in June]. And I KNOW I can do better than whatever the hell that was. 😂
aug 18, 2025, 11:24 pm • 13 0 • view
OH MY GOD..... I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!? THE FUCK IS PETE INJECTING INTO HIS MUSCLES!?
aug 18, 2025, 8:47 pm • 5 0 • view
AND GUESS WHAT. I DON'T FUCKING LIFT AT ALL.
aug 19, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
I certainly may not be able to jog as long as he can, but I can 100% carry quite a bit on my back.... In a backpack. And I can do a fucking pull-up. He only did one and I could probably manage too at least if I'm lucky. But I'm still better than that. That was so pathetic lol.
aug 19, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
I’m embarrassed for him. The 50yr old women at my gym who have birthed and raised multiple children can do better pull ups than that.
aug 19, 2025, 6:31 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣
aug 18, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Wait till you see Trump try it.🤣
aug 19, 2025, 1:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Active Duty, Army Reserve & ANG soldiers must complete the Army Fitness Test. They must score at least 60 points in each event. Scores are recorded twice annually for AD personnel. 3-Repetition Maximum Deadlift (MDL) Hand-Release Push-Up (HRP) Sprint-Drag-Carry (SDC) Plank (PLK) Two-Mile Run (2MR)
aug 18, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Good thing Kegsbreath’s service ended in 2021, as it is more than obvious he couldn't pass muster. His recorded years in the ANG are: 2003–2006 2010–2014 2019–2021
aug 18, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
They're trying to make up for lack of brains.
aug 18, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
My Gunny wouldn't accept that weak ass shit either.
aug 18, 2025, 11:48 pm • 14 0 • view
Douche bags
aug 19, 2025, 2:58 pm • 2 0 • view
😂 he posted that? What a dweeb.
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 208 3 • view
Seriously! I’m no paragon of physical strength, but that was no pull up. And Hogsbreath doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who has a sense of humor to poke fun at himself.
aug 18, 2025, 8:31 pm • 4 0 • view
dweeb....haven't heard that in a minute 😂
aug 18, 2025, 8:25 pm • 53 1 • view
Let’s bring it back
aug 18, 2025, 8:28 pm • 44 0 • view
How about dingleberry?
aug 18, 2025, 9:36 pm • 4 0 • view
Favorite! Wife hates it but it’s just flat out funny. 😆
aug 18, 2025, 10:44 pm • 2 0 • view
You got it! 👊🏻 I'll do my best to try and use it as often as possible.
aug 18, 2025, 8:30 pm • 25 0 • view
Totally rad of you! 😆
aug 18, 2025, 8:31 pm • 22 0 • view
I have a list of people I'd like to gag with a spoon. 😆
aug 18, 2025, 8:33 pm • 42 0 • view
Like, totally.
aug 18, 2025, 9:11 pm • 20 0 • view
Cool beans!
aug 19, 2025, 5:07 pm • 2 0 • view
Tubular! 🤙 I’ll hold them down. You get the utensils.
aug 18, 2025, 8:45 pm • 7 0 • view
Secretary of Dweebfense
aug 19, 2025, 12:17 am • 2 0 • view
😂👏👏👏👏👏
aug 19, 2025, 12:58 am • 2 0 • view
OUTSTANDING ‼️
aug 19, 2025, 4:05 am • 1 0 • view
Bitchin!!
aug 18, 2025, 10:41 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s the alcohol.
aug 19, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Give him a break. How many pullups can you do drunk?
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
wtf
aug 18, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Yuck
aug 18, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
One and done.
aug 19, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view
I was in the Army. It is not an Army thing. Of course I was active duty. Maybe it is a slowly promoted drunk reservist thing.
aug 18, 2025, 8:35 pm • 5 1 • view
My 4'10" daughter is looking at that and snorting. Maybe she should show him how it's done.
aug 18, 2025, 8:37 pm • 9 0 • view
Did anyone repeatedly say meritocracy?🤭
aug 18, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Every Marine just belly laughed on this one for sure. 😂
aug 19, 2025, 3:48 am • 9 0 • view
WOMP WOMP. Losers. Arseholes. Fools. Wannabes.
aug 18, 2025, 11:27 pm • 3 1 • view
Our leader of the military can't do pull-ups and our president wears them
aug 19, 2025, 2:32 am • 29 4 • view
🤩
aug 19, 2025, 4:28 am • 6 0 • view
DEI
aug 18, 2025, 9:38 pm • 7 0 • view
We would have seen b******* if he had any!
aug 18, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s not a fucking pull-up. Weak piece of shit.
aug 18, 2025, 8:23 pm • 2 0 • view
His chin still didn’t clear the bar, but he still looks so proud of his almost participated trophy
aug 19, 2025, 5:25 am • 4 0 • view
Dishonorable form. The pull up of a coward and cheat.
aug 18, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
I take no pleasure in bringing this to your attention, @patrickwyman.bsky.social
aug 18, 2025, 8:46 pm • 2 0 • view
You take as much pleasure in showing it to me as I do in knowing he's a big-time soft boy
aug 18, 2025, 10:52 pm • 6 0 • view
It’s true, I enjoyed it immensely
aug 18, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
What is Heroin Harry laughing at??? Did he do any???🤔
aug 19, 2025, 12:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Did he lose some teeth there??? Can't believe I am saying this but...Margie did it better
aug 19, 2025, 12:52 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s the Presidential Physical Fitness Test Pull-up making its comeback.
aug 18, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
He is obviously on steroids
aug 19, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
He wouldn’t have passed the old presidential physical fitness test we all had to take in junior high school. Such a Warfighter.
aug 19, 2025, 2:57 am • 5 0 • view
ICE training programme ??.
aug 19, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
Remember this contest? Same MO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W39C...
aug 19, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
WTF is that? Should be called a Venus Fly Trap Wuss Pull Up. Keep it honest. I can’t say I do pull ups if I’m going to do that crap. 🤦🏻♀️
aug 18, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
why does he have to use his knees? But only 1 when I'm 5, 9 and 190 I can do ten. He is lame.
aug 19, 2025, 5:28 pm • 0 0 • view
The warrior ethos was feeling shy that day.. lol
aug 18, 2025, 10:20 pm • 3 0 • view
His boss’ pull-ups probably are different as well. Smellier.
aug 18, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
My Army veteran husband says “hell, NO”.
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 85 2 • view
Or it's an all hat no cattle thing.
aug 19, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
If it’s not in good form then it doesn’t count
aug 18, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Damn, I’m 65 and could do a better one than that.
aug 19, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Just 2 slimy gross dipshits in the gym 🤮
aug 19, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
Good lord. What an embarrassment these guys are.
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 4 0 • view
Guess who can't pass the presidential fitness test 😂
aug 18, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Only real men swing their knees
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 105 2 • view
I'll throw in a freebie... stephen miller is a time traveling inbred. I believe bove and miller are biological brothers and romantic lovers
aug 19, 2025, 1:57 pm • 3 1 • view
Damn. Same hair and everything
aug 18, 2025, 8:27 pm • 23 2 • view
A failure of evolution to evolve.
aug 18, 2025, 8:33 pm • 31 0 • view
Nature isn’t perfect I suppose 😆
aug 18, 2025, 8:37 pm • 9 0 • view
Wait, which is which?
aug 19, 2025, 12:13 am • 7 0 • view
Whoa! She sure would hate for this to go viral…
aug 19, 2025, 4:40 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
aug 18, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Trying to buy momentum because he doesn’t have the strength
aug 18, 2025, 9:37 pm • 5 0 • view
the showgirls pool scene
aug 18, 2025, 8:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Her legs swing like her labia
aug 18, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Neanderthal men
aug 18, 2025, 9:38 pm • 0 0 • view
When I was in Basic the DI's would have made everybody keep doing pull-ups until Hegspeth got it right. Peer pressure is very effective. Unfortunately....
aug 18, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
I don't believe even Trump wants to be associated with that pathetic display.
aug 18, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Even I can do at least ONE pull-up.
aug 18, 2025, 8:49 pm • 1 0 • view
The guy on the right in the background is even worse 😅
aug 18, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s even a cheater and fraud in pull-ups.
aug 18, 2025, 10:04 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 18, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Why is this important that cabinet secretaries can do pull-ups?
aug 18, 2025, 9:29 pm • 1 0 • view
A lot different from the ones we had to do in 7th grade P.E. too!😊
aug 18, 2025, 8:52 pm • 5 0 • view
Let’s guess: Who takes synthetic steroids and who doesn’t … at least for now..
aug 18, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Drunk again
aug 18, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
WTF is that⁉️
aug 19, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe if there was a bottle of vodka above him…
aug 18, 2025, 9:31 pm • 1 0 • view
The steroid guy can do them. Hegseth should trade his bottle for the syringe.
aug 18, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Is that a DUI pull-up?
aug 21, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
All hat no cattle
aug 18, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Are they filming a campaign for abstinence?
aug 19, 2025, 10:47 am • 5 0 • view
That was called “cheating” back when we had to do pull-ups in gym class in elementary school.
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 89 0 • view
Yea, but you have to admit: Cheating an lying is the new "alpha" now.
aug 19, 2025, 1:09 pm • 16 0 • view
And despite all the cheating he still couldn't get his chin over the bar. These people are the ones who want to bring back The Presidential Fitness Challenge? If any one of them can do it, they can bring it back. That's what I thought ...
aug 19, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Why, does it come with a bottle of whiskey?
aug 19, 2025, 5:15 am • 0 0 • view
😂🤣😂🤣😂
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
So he doesn’t even know how a real pull up looks like. Take steroids like that chum—-p RFK. Exercise properly or it’s not doing anything to help your muscles. That what exercise is supposed to do. I’m navy and I wouldn’t count that either. No rep. Failure.
aug 18, 2025, 8:33 pm • 2 0 • view
Don’t forget your participation ribbons and stickers on your way to the bar to celebrate.
aug 18, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Hellava way to work off a hangover
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 19, 2025, 12:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Every marine/corpsman saw zero pull-ups and push ups from the dod secretary. Also since when are you allowed to do undergrip shouldn’t he be doing over grip
aug 18, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
OMG! I’m a woman on SS with more muscle in my legs…he has chicken legs!!!
aug 18, 2025, 9:07 pm • 29 1 • view
Sitting on a barstool doing the beer can curls do not buff up the legs.😁😁
aug 19, 2025, 12:55 pm • 10 1 • view
For that matter, didn't do much for the arms either.😁
aug 19, 2025, 12:56 pm • 6 0 • view
Man that don't pass in the Army either
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 49 1 • view
An advertisement for dropping the physical health school trays.
aug 18, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Plenty of time to goof off in this administration
aug 19, 2025, 2:19 am • 1 0 • view
lol. Would he even pass the Presidential fitness test? He looks pretty lost at the Gym.
aug 18, 2025, 8:25 pm • 16 0 • view
What president?? Trump?? Yes Reagan?? No
aug 19, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
My teacher would have made him redo it till he got it right
aug 18, 2025, 9:30 pm • 2 0 • view
marjorie taylor greene can do a better pull up than hegseth 😂
aug 18, 2025, 8:21 pm • 21 2 • view
Those two would make a great cage match.
aug 18, 2025, 8:32 pm • 13 0 • view
Especially if we didn’t open the cage back up to let them out afterward.
aug 18, 2025, 8:45 pm • 26 1 • view
He didn't get all the way up. Probably what his wife says as well.
aug 19, 2025, 3:03 pm • 2 0 • view
It's a heave partway up.
aug 18, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, I'd laugh too.
aug 18, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Look like he is a weak pussy. Sure he is an alpha male warrior.
aug 18, 2025, 8:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Major Micro Penis Energy!
aug 19, 2025, 12:41 am • 1 0 • view
Crack body
aug 19, 2025, 6:14 am • 0 0 • view
Is it a pull up if you use your legs like that to assist🤷🏼♀️
aug 18, 2025, 9:37 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s not.. he’s just a loser
aug 18, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social nah you gon keep my branch out ya mouth on this one. Someone just needs to tell that soft ass pussy hegseth to do it right or not at all.
aug 18, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Having fun in the gym...ignoring all America is about. Rule of law, medical/scientist experts researching vaccines and eradication of measles, making certain Americans are safe from Russian/China cyber attacks. Supporting women's voting rights? Oh...Hegseth said women don't have to right to vote.
aug 18, 2025, 11:34 pm • 4 1 • view
He's just a schlub.
aug 18, 2025, 9:02 pm • 4 0 • view
National Guard pullups
aug 18, 2025, 8:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Only a moron allows someone to film them doing a pullup if their is any chance they can't do a pullup.
aug 18, 2025, 9:08 pm • 11 0 • view
Presidential fitness award???
aug 18, 2025, 8:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Does he do his push ups from his knees???
aug 19, 2025, 9:52 am • 1 0 • view
so who is actually working?
aug 18, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
The bar!
aug 18, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social His pathetic excuse of a pull up does NOT resemble anything we were made to do at Cape May (USCG Boot Camp) either! Hell, one would have been reverted back a week to "go learn how for the 2nd time" & one "will like it & enjoy it!" I'm a female in my 60s & can do better!
aug 19, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Look I do CrossFit, where kipping pull ups are a thing. And even I would clown someone in a gym if I saw them doing this shit.
aug 19, 2025, 1:27 am • 4 0 • view
Found their inspiration! Donald Trump Invites Sex Offender to Kids' Fitness-Test ... To celebrate the return of the Presidential Fitness Test for kids, Trump invited Lawrence Taylor, a sex offender, to the White House. nymag.com/intelligence...
aug 19, 2025, 2:59 am • 2 1 • view
I don’t see the attraction.
aug 18, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Must have been hot in the room. Sticky, sticky, sticky.
aug 18, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
OORAH!
aug 19, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
That doesn't even count as a pull-up 😂
aug 18, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
any high school coach wouldn’t count that and would make you do it again, I can’t imagine what a drill sergeant would do
aug 19, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
Like at the DOD, he has no clue what he's doing.
aug 18, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
That's pretty bad. Here's how it is done: youtube.com/shorts/jIvbJ...
aug 18, 2025, 9:17 pm • 16 0 • view
Also, this is a chin up, not a pull up.
aug 18, 2025, 9:17 pm • 8 0 • view
Oh hell no my husband was Army and could have done push up circles around old kegbreath.
aug 18, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Is that how HegSex air-FUKs while he's fking drunk? 🤬🤷
aug 18, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s probably a Crossfit thing.
aug 19, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ve heard a diet of heroin and raw milk could improve that… dunno, just saying I’ve heard it is all… 🤷🏻♀️
aug 19, 2025, 5:39 pm • 3 0 • view
I am a grandmother and I can do a better pull up. Lol
aug 18, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Bet MTG could do better. 😂😂😂
aug 18, 2025, 8:26 pm • 8 0 • view
She probably can tbh
aug 18, 2025, 9:10 pm • 4 0 • view
Someone should be discussing all the steroids, pharmaceutical enhancements, testosterone shots these criminals are ingesting and how it’s affecting our country
aug 19, 2025, 1:02 am • 3 0 • view
That’s not a masculine pull up
aug 18, 2025, 8:22 pm • 24 1 • view
A corpse could do a better pull up
aug 19, 2025, 5:23 am • 0 0 • view
It’s not a feminine one either
aug 18, 2025, 8:26 pm • 56 1 • view
😂😜
aug 18, 2025, 9:09 pm • 7 0 • view
His daddy Trump wears Pull Ups. So there’s that.
aug 18, 2025, 8:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Underarm!!
aug 19, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
Marjorie Taylor Greene did it better and hers was awful.
aug 19, 2025, 3:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Warfighter?
aug 18, 2025, 8:53 pm • 3 0 • view
I think it's a "all show and no go" thing
aug 18, 2025, 8:21 pm • 2 0 • view
What the fuck was that?
aug 18, 2025, 10:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Empty Greene vibes.
aug 19, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
Douche nozzles…
aug 18, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Half kip, halfway up, palms out. That’s a NO REP!!
aug 19, 2025, 10:58 am • 1 0 • view
What a pair of losers.
aug 18, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
For Parris Island, one should include proper inclusion of sand gnats. Think Hegseth could accomplish without kicking like a billy goat??
aug 18, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s not a pull up
aug 18, 2025, 9:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Nope, not in my Army.
aug 18, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
What a wuss
aug 19, 2025, 2:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Pete kegsbreath is probably drunk and a definitely a Kkk hack.
aug 18, 2025, 8:21 pm • 10 0 • view
What an embarrassment. Is that war fighter? I bet he couldn’t get the back pack up and across his puny back.
aug 18, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
He looks so weak! And, he was in the military?
aug 19, 2025, 1:50 am • 0 0 • view
Don't blame that on the Army. Ye gods.
aug 19, 2025, 12:55 am • 3 0 • view
It's very girly for an Alpha. 😁
aug 19, 2025, 2:57 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 2:58 pm • 3 0 • view
😂 yep
aug 19, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view
That guy looks bad at warfighting
aug 19, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
The personification of Truck Nutz.
aug 19, 2025, 12:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Whatever that was it looked more like a chin up, not a pull up. Maybe a Space Force special, but definitely not a pull up.
aug 18, 2025, 10:48 pm • 4 0 • view
What...is...that? Bust your nose on the bar?
aug 18, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Chin up also
aug 18, 2025, 8:22 pm • 2 0 • view
LOL, even with that move, he barely got his chin over the bar. That wouldn’t qualify him to pass the Presidential Fitness Test given back in the 60s.
aug 18, 2025, 10:34 pm • 29 2 • view
Bahahahahahahaha! Absolutely pathetic display after all his macho shit.
aug 18, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Leave this army slander out of this. He's more than likely drunk and/or hungover
aug 19, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
And he clearly skips leg day.
aug 19, 2025, 5:31 am • 1 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂😂
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
White Nationalists have a different opinion on what a pullup looks like.
aug 18, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Ok but he's in decent shape. He ought to be able to do one regulation pull-up (and he was attempting a chin-up, which is a little easier since your biceps are stronger than your triceps).
aug 18, 2025, 8:40 pm • 6 0 • view
now that rich people are able to get abs implanted, who knows if hes ever worked out at all ...
aug 18, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
My teenage son can do better than that wimpy Nazi.
aug 19, 2025, 2:34 am • 4 0 • view
WMs could teach him a thing or two about real pull-ups.
aug 18, 2025, 11:49 pm • 44 0 • view
Concur.
aug 19, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
What? He has to use his legs for pull-up momentum? He can’t do a real one? Maybe his arm tattoos add too much weight🧐
aug 19, 2025, 6:44 am • 4 0 • view
My drill sargeant would've chewed me a new one, and the rest of the guys in my flight would have mocked me relentlessly if I did a half-assed pull up like that.
aug 18, 2025, 8:42 pm • 5 0 • view
That is unacceptable behavior in public.
aug 18, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
You'd think that skipping leg day would help...
aug 18, 2025, 8:28 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m seriously hoping that was his 10th… Or maybe even his 20th…
aug 18, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
He just needs white bro-hole sunglasses to complete the look
aug 18, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Spaghetti arms doesn't think girls in Congress ought to vote his ass out of the DOD.
aug 18, 2025, 9:08 pm • 1 0 • view
It's certainly different than the (many) ones I (and every other recruit) did in fire school (including ones in full gear). Heck, they're different than the ones I (and everyone else) did in PE in high school.
aug 19, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
I've never seen such a half assed effort. I wouldn't be able to do an agile pull-up, but at least I would try and keep trying until I got it right.
aug 19, 2025, 5:15 am • 0 0 • view
So the flabby orange fuck who thinks golf is exercise inspired them. 🙄
aug 18, 2025, 11:42 pm • 7 0 • view
LMFAO 😂 Stick with lat pull downs bro..... ain't ready for pull-ups just yet
aug 18, 2025, 8:50 pm • 30 0 • view
They never work. None of them
aug 18, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
MAGAt soy boyz pretend to be alphas in the streets. But a quick look at Google's top sexual search terms for each state, just proves the MAGAt's are PEGGED BOTTOM BETA BOYZ BETWEEN THE SHEETS!
aug 19, 2025, 7:58 am • 0 0 • view
I am so embarrassed for him
aug 19, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
🗽I'm not a homophobe, so don't trip on what I'm about to say... I can't help it! "THAT WAS GAY AS FUCK!"
aug 19, 2025, 2:40 pm • 7 0 • view
I'm gay and I'll allow it.
aug 19, 2025, 2:49 pm • 10 0 • view
Disgusting bullshit
aug 18, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s the Elaine dance of pull-ups.
aug 19, 2025, 5:27 am • 6 0 • view
That's not even one official pull-up. Kinda uses his feet and back like another moron I know....MTG
aug 18, 2025, 8:20 pm • 4 0 • view
Lol yeah. The fat orange inspired anything to do with fitness. Sounds funnier than that Kennedy's voice.
aug 18, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view