Perfect, for Drumpf.

It would be funny if Vance got the Nobel

KGB pulled a number on Trump. Giving him a violation of the constitution order.

the felon wants to blame Vance when it doesn't work out, it won't be the felon's fault

The absolute worst person for the job

Oh great 😒

Most definitely the European alliance must be there as the moderators otherwise like I said no no more from the US I don't give a shit who it is the orange shit streak skid marks POS or JD Dance Dance The CouchFucker Vance the US is a non-factor in this and we should be treated and ignored as such

Now he gets to vacation in Russia!

hmmm. I wonder if he said 'thank you'

How will he have time for this given his busy vacation schedule?

The overseas trip will be another vacation. "Let's just party, maybe we can come to some kind of........???" I hope he can remember which name he's using. SMH KAS

"Hot Moscow Nights with Jay Dee Vanceovich"

LOL the warring parties will have to work around Vance's vacation schedule

"Aww, but that's the week I'm going to Fuji to learn underwater basket weaving."

Time to get off the couch, James Donald Bowman. Or Just Dance, get off that poor couch.

So he's just ... Giving up and making someone else clean up his mess?

Vance can't clean up his couch cushions, much less the 🍊🤡's mess. 🙄

And there you have captured trumps Art of the Deal. 1- Shit all over something 2- Let someone else clean up the mess 3- Claim victory if it succeeds

That's reason #1 why he was selected VP. Look at video of the E. Palestine, Ohio. When one of the town officials started asking for financial assistance, Trump tried to disappear in the background. Of course, JD had to clean up behind him then, so you shouldn't be shocked that JD is doing it now.

But taking the credit if one iota of a potentially positive result actually happens.

And as so far to the question of what could go wrong .. well everything now that the orange moron found his fall guy.

So, who will collect the Nobel Prize for Peace now? 🤔

No. Naming a fall guy to blame when it all inevitably implodes.

Just setting up someone to blame.

Throwing JD under the bus. Either outcome, JD will be blamed.

The Grim Reaper. Lovely.

You gotta be kidding me, this stupid ass!!!

Sorry not being pessimistic but Putin does not want a peace deal ! His only goal is ( and always was) the total surrender and control of Ukraine.

Nothing says Trump has given up better than this.

JD will be the fall guy when Putin continues to try to destroy Ukraine and trump com get called TACO!!! 👀

Considering he gets booed everywhere he goes on the planet Earth, I can't see him working out a deal for anything.

What could go wrong? Vance plays a critical role, Putin and Zelenskyy laud his efforts, he seals the deal and wins the Nobel Peace Prize. 🤡

They want it to fail. They work for Putin and also do not want to see a united and peaceful Europe because it means that their international group of like-minded have failed These guys are pro-Brexit, anti-EU and anti-NATO because they want to do Nazi things

So he immediately decide to go for some holiday… Again….

The guy who has basically done open mic “I hate freeloading Europe” speeches on multiple occasions? Yeah. This should go swell.

Trump is tired of being caught holding the bag when he accomplishes nothing. Time to name the scape goat.

Vance doesnt have the time. He has had 8 family vacations in 7 months. All on the taxpayers dime. He has done nothing else but go to Europe and has been made fun of. You think he would catch on. He said the next vacation is Hawaii. He just has to figure out a political crisis in Hawaii.

Giving the most important job to the least qualified, least accomplished, repeatedly incompetent, repeat vacationer shit poster vice president. No one voted for JD Vance, he was the booby prize.

😫

CUE: (sandwiches shop employee locking doors.)

He’ll probably have to cancel a vacation…

Maybe Trump wants to get rid of Vance? Is the sofas in the white house full of mysterious stains?

Oh no! What!? Not *another* crucial litmus test!! And by 2028?? Are you kidding? With all the massive cut & claw backs we've had, he'll be lucky to find two litmus papers left. So JD, just wing it on immigration, etc. as usual 'til 2028, ok? Btw, your travel agent's call is on line 3.

Putin will eat him as an appetizer.

Another vacation coming up

He does not want to be blamed if anything tragic should befall Zelienskii

Can’t wait to see this disaster unfold!

Couches

To be fair, JD Vance *did* write a bestselling memoir. Oh. Never mind.

The stiff had trouble ordering a dozen donuts. 🤣

We call this kicking the bucket down hill. JD aww JD Daddy said Simon says.

Trump found his scapegoat when it all blows up in his face.

Trump, Republicans, and Putin. 🙃

JD wants a big “thank you”. 🙃

Trump couldn’t do the tough talking with Putin, so he is sending JD. 🙃 🤡

TACO

JD, ok, and I like him very bigly, ok, but he choked like a dog, many people say, I setup the most beautiful deal, that I can tell you, and JD ruined it all, believe me. 🙃 🤡

Remember when Trump put Kushner in charge of “Peace in the Middle East”, and Kushner ran around making business deals with everybody but the Palestinians? That’s working out well.

For Kushner ….

I don’t know if he’s gonna have time for this. I guess he can try to fit it in between vacations.

J.D. is going to look for the Twelve Chairs so he can find the hidden jewels. If not, he's going to f*** each one. Oh, who are we kidding, J.D. is going to f*** them anyway.

He finally sees that it's not possible to get a deal and is lining up Vance to take the blame for not getting it done.

Wouldn’t Trump be mad as hell if JD ended it in 24 hours.

Oh please 🙄 the guy has been on “vacation” for two months since he shit the bed last time with Zelensky.

For Trump : nothing. Because if if it all goes, "aftermath of a bad curry hitting the fan", JD Vance will be the fall guy and we'll be back to : IF ONLY I HAD BEEN IN CHARGE.

Won't this interfere with his family vacation schedule??

TACO.

That would depend on what couches are like in the Kremlin.

Looks like Trump picked out the person he wants to blame when it fails.

Is that his head? Or did his shoulders blow a bubble?

Has Zelenskyy thanked him yet?

Great idea! Vance has so much foreign policy experience. Putin will get a second helping for lunch. Our government is run by clowns.

Though he does have foreign holiday experience.

Some would call this 'the set-up'.

Lol...that will go real well

TACO DEACON 1

What?!

Hard to imagine what could go wrong… or what could go right

Holy shit, so he actually DOES have a WH job now???

Now that Trump has been officially removed from consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize, he’s pushing his busywork to the lackey.

The MAGA morons don't seem to adore JD as much as Don although he's just as despicable. There's no accounting for taste.

I hope Putin will invite JD Vance for tea in Moscow or at least show him a nice window view. JD deserves that.

Lol Lee Majors has been designated the Fall Guy.

Hope they hold the summit in the Cotswolds...maybe at some pub 🤣🤣

Putin will only consider a complete surrender, inked with a peace treaty that contain his dictates. Vance is being set up as the one who was not able to get a 'cease fire', thereby exculpating his boss. Meanwhile the war is chugging along.

Oh Christ…..he’s going to make them all thank the orange ape, while wearing suits.

A personality like a dial tone, someone remarked recently.

Last Pope Standing!

Dumb and dumber!

Ahhh yes. Trump's first Administrative tactic. Unload all his jobs on to the VP and then run off to do golf and be fawned over.

Eyeliner smudge. Ruins your day, yo

trump is probably dying, and the Republicans need to stage moonpie as some great negotiator. The EU should just bomb the piss out of Russia.

The EU can't do that anymore than we can. What they can do is give Ukraine the weapons and the go ahead to use them to kick Russia out of Crimea and Ukraine. And to continue to destroy Russian military manufacturing and stockpiles.

"putins gone low, so everyone else has to go high?" Yeah, no thanks. That was a different world.

You may be right, but I am not sure it makes sense to abandon current civilized norms in the face of forces trying to destroy them..I do think that the civilized world should support any country being attacked by an outside power. And that support should be sufficient to end the conflict.

And solid. Not this wishywashy... stuff. Putin attacked a country to KEEP it from joining NATO. Not to mention, we said we'd defend them. trump might be without honor, but we shouldn't waiver. Ever.

Art of the Deal master negotiator couldn’t get it done so he sends JD?

Is he recusing himself bc of a conflict of interest? 🤣 It will be all JDs fault when it ultimately fails.

OMG he delegated it to his idiot second. It's a mixed bag since Vance is a moron that can't do anything right so Ukraine will suffer, but it helps keep him from lasting past finishing out his dumb Fuhrer's term.

When will he find the time in his busy vacation schedule?

Setting him up for a fail I see! He can’t achieve his goal so away it goes to someone else!

There goes Capt.Eyeliner under the bus 🤣

He’s been on more vacations than doing anything of use… I guess he’ll keep vacationing. Most of these gene pool rejects are lining their pockets and using up tax for their own selfish ideologies. They will grind down the bones of America into dust, Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned 🤷🏾‍♀️

Great so he's definitely going to be bribed with a couch. Like this is not good.

JD is just so charismatic, I'm confident that he's a perfect choice. Why, he's known for his unmatched diplomacy. 🤡

🤦🏾‍♀️ what could go right

Replacing someone who doesn't know what they're doing with another person who doesn't know what they're doing, the net gain is zero or less.

Scary 😱 shit. We all know how much he hates Ukraine.

Oh yeah, a guy who's name's been changed 47 times and denigrates people from India even though his WIFE is Indian American, well you betcha he's just the right person to broker a peace deal alright.

I hope

I mean, if everything went well, Putin might croak. I'm sure he'll just humiliate America some more.

Oh my goodness what a joke !

asswipe

The President decided its time to bring in his fall guy ...

I don't know what they called recruits in the Marine Corps who couldn't march, drill, or qualify with their rifle. In the Army, they were called "fuckups" I know the Marines lowered their standards a little during the Iraq War, but I don't think that Vance was an example of an outstanding Marine.

After the way Vance talked to President Zelinski in the White House back in February, I wouldn't let him anywhere near President Zelinski.

The man who has rocks for brains?

At least Putin and Zelenskyy might agree on something: how much of a slimy turd JD is

He still works there?

what a set up. he's not planning to leave in 2028 so he needs to embarrass everyone under him that wants the gig

Also, the blame goes to these three di*ks. Trump knows this is a loser.

I'm sure that Putin will give him a lolli and call him a "good boy"…

Ask the Brits.

This is how Agent Orange gets others to take the fall for him. If he could have gotten this deal done himself, do you think for a minute that he'd be passing it on to JD Cringypants??

Translation … Trump was laughed out of the Nobel selection process … so defending Ukraine is no longer interesting.

Passing the mantle from one generation of Russian asset to another. Putin will now groom Vance in the same way he groomed Trump/Krasnov.

On what planet would this little shit be qualified to broker a peace deal? Reminds me of dump sending the other little shit to get the Middle East all straightened out! Billions later paid to kushner for his brokering finesse!

🤣🤣🤣

Jebus.

But what about JD's already planned vacations?

But first, release the Epstein files!

Another vacation opportunity for the Vance family!

he hopes he kills one of them at least ...

You didn’t say thank you Vance? 🤮

It’s a way to fire Vance

Not if his Sugar Daddy Peter Theil has anything to do with it.

I wish…

* Trump is a exhausted old man and needs is golfing. *

He has his scapegoat 😂

Exactly my first thought.🍸

Yes. Donald has given up so he wants to pass it on to someone else that he can blame.

yeah he stuck Pence with Covid after he's already botched it

Ah - the familiar sound of bus tires bouncing over another victim of his own making. It's a sound I will never tire (pun intended) of hearing.

What the bleep does JD know about negotiating international peace?

He ends up fucking the couch?

this administration would be laughable if it wasn't flushing us down the toilet😠

He'll visit and Putin and Zelensky will both drop dead.

He does not have the talent, of a diplomate or negotiator .

Right

Man, I thought I had a shitty day at the office. JD just got couch’d pretty hard.

I see what you did there 😂😂😂

Ah, the old poisoned chalice trick eh?

Exactly! It it wasn't for the Ukrainian's risking their lives to survive this would be entertaining to watch. I wonder hard it's hit JD that he's being set up to look unpresidential and incapable. Does he now turn and pass it to Hegseth as the next patsy?

Just like when he gave Jarrod the responsibility of solving peace in the Middle East. Starvation, bombing nuclear sites and genocide is how that’s going. 🙄

#CoichFucker will fuck it up🙄

The writings on the wall. Putin is preparing for Trump to be out as president before years end and needs time to coach/ train Vance to be russia's newest asset. Elected republicans, pay attention. Everyone is expendable. Heritage and Ptuin will not take care of your families. Resign or step up!

Works out well for Pedo.

Well, his own family can't stand him, including the majority of nice restaurants and waitstaffs worldwide.

Idk they could ask him to bring donuts 🍩 to the meeting?🤭🥴🥴

Will he be as successful as Kushner on Mideast peace?

He's going to be pretty surprised when trump announces his run at a 3rd term.

Now Dump can blame JD when Putin keeps killing civilians.

We're definitely getting bombed..

I hope JD shakes hands with Putin

🤣🤣🤣

He quite literally handed him a grenade with the pin pulled out.

Trump is bored with the whole Russia/Ukraine thing, and needs someone to blame when his “peace plan” fails.

It might interrupt a vacation or two

From bad to worse

Caption Eyeliner.

When Trump foists a huge responsibiity on an underling it means he is done because it's too hard and not working out the way he wills it. Low tolerance for frustration.

He gets to fuck the Oval Office couch if he succeeds.

Lol no. He is giving it to vance so he has some one to BLAME when it blows up!

He doesn't have the intelligence nor diplomacy to do any of this. JHC

The guy who hates Ukraine. Just great.

If Trump is a wet noodle, JD is a dishrag.

He found a 🤡 to throw under the bus!

GOD HELP AMERICA! ASAP

Merely every single little thing

Did JD say “Thank you” to Trump?

Are you sure he has time between vacations ? 😒

I'm not prepared to wait that long while fascists ravage our country. Tsunami coming...

He's setting up Vance. Trump wants him to fail so he can endorse Rubio for 2028

... or Junior.

JD just became Pence and fodder for the base. Putin is downgraded to the VP.

Because JD "Just Dance" Vance has never fucked anything up...

Trump is the master at setting other people up to take the blame.

Gee who could have seen THAT coming? He was so nice to the last one! [Insert a "hang Mike Pence!" here]

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Shady Pants is gonna need a long, long vacation after hearing this news. He still hasn't gotten over the stress of the last vacation.

Oh great, Trump is over dealing with those clever European leaders so he's handing that hot potato over to his inexperienced, tactless lieutenant who is universally loathed in Europe. He really needs to get back to his other priorities - adding more gold to the Oval and building a tacky ballroom.

Felon47 may be afoul of yet another law. Apparently any changes to the White House are supposed to go through a process to get permission.

Good to hear. I hope the DC civic planers are able to refuse permission for the ballroom. What he's done to the Oval Office is just dreadful. Trump thinks he's a king.

Yes. Trashy. Sad.

There's not enough "thank you's" Vance is gonna expect.

My theory: Epstein's pal is keeping JD busy and out of DC to slow his 25th amendment plotting.

Someone else to blame.

Trump has very clearly been favoring one side, but I'm sure sending JD in to negotiate peace will couch the issue.

Looks like Trump found his fall guy but goodness where will Vance find the time with his endless vacations !

Vance couldn't arrange peace between two arguing bar patrons sitting on a couch.

2028 election? There’s wishful thinking.

JV Dance

Moscow vacation?

One particularly good looking armchair distracts him and before you know it WW3.

Trump is sure that Putin will disrupt the talks with demands that he knows Zelensky won't accept and wants to use Vance as a scapegoat.

Putin has no demands. Russia is winning and Putin is content just watching them advance

He already knows just wasting time.

💯

🎯

What a crock. Trump will never give anyone any power. He’ll backstab Prance within minutes of his first decision.

Flaccid, smokey eyed imbecile🤮

omfg

He's doing a banger job so far, attacking Zelenskyy.

They're letting him pick out the couches.

Well trump has gotta golf so he doesn’t have time

Has he said thank you even once?

JD Dumbfuck ain't gonna make the cut.

Omg! Hasn’t Ukraine suffered enough?!

I bet JD negotiated MORE vacation time.

Only @thedailybeast.bsky.social thinks this is the deciding issue for 2028. As Trump would call them, The Faily Beast

He's the fall guy.

More Russia Failures Ahead.