Why not 100? He ended 100 wars.
Why not 100? He ended 100 wars.
The 100 day wars…
What a delusional buffoon. Grandpa Nutjob actually thinks making this stuff up will get him a Nobel Peace Prize.🤣 And no one ever asks which wars.
Trump shot another perfect round of golf with 18 holes-in-one in a row, topping Kim Jong Un's incredible feat.
The president of the United States is mentally ill. Trump is making Russia's war against Ukraine much worse. Putin doubled the attacks on Ukraine this year. We'll see how long before he stops selling arms to the Europeans on their way to Ukraine.
All true.
Some say he even stopped the war of the worlds ……….. Some ? An orange moron living down in Washington DC .
I mean, really, at this point, is it a surprise to anyone? That, right there, is the problem. MAGA lies have become the standard. No one calls them on it in any significant manner except on Social Media platforms. Even then, it gets drowned out as some liberal CABAL BS. We are all dumber for it!
The war on drugs Should start with him It is wild That no MAGA Is mortified + terrified - listening to his Incoherent babble And word slurring He shouldn't be allowed to ever speak In front of a Person, woman, man, camera, tv
How far into dementia will republicans stand by and cheer
Just background noise, who cares what he says?
Since he doesn’t even know how many countries there are in the world…
He wants that Nobel peace prize so bad! He will never get it.
Well he did end 10 wars and don’t forget the Vietnam war ended sooner because of his bone spurs. He was also involved in ending the war on drugs, the war on billionaire poverty and countless others he hasn’t even made up yet. That deserves the Nobel peace prize or at least the cover of MAD magazine
I think the White House Physician needs to run a tox screen on POTUS.
Gavin has stopped 1500% more wars.
Childish fool in a dangerous world.
He is a sore arse
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That is Putin just tickling his ballsack to gauge a reaction….no surprise chicken cheeto loves it
That and the Poland drone crash.
Remember the days when such an incident would be breaking news?
TEST QUESTION: Why US company bombed? A. He did that as a threat to him because he didn't do something he was told to do. B. That was agreed upon. C. Felon want a war to distract from Epstein files. D. He thinks a war will void election! E. He won't do sht to Putin. F. All of the above.
so it looks like putin is doing what trump does- cross the line and see what happens? these two just keep steamrolling over everything that is out there
The geezer's got psychosis!
Just think of all the wars that would have started. Ireland invading Scotland. Luxembourg and Switzerland.!
Is delusional lying a side effect of Adderall, or does he also take Braggerall?
He lies like a child. He pulls ridiculous numbers out of his ass and figures his stupid playmates will believe them. And in today's USA, a lot of them do.
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Trump does an amazing impression of a drunken old man for someone who doesn't drink.
Well he does shit his pants like an old, old man.
2 days ago. bsky.app/profile/carl...
Who is this Todd?
Damn, first it was 6 wars, then, 8 wars, then 7 wars ... now 10 wars?! The man has no boundries when it comes to lying.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Let’s keep a tally of this. Let’s see how many war he has ended by Halloween. We should take wagers on it. Place your bets now, as music plays in the background, money, money, money money.
He was saying “warts”. He didn’t know he had “warts”.
He ended them hence why we were not awarts of them
Can you imagine the celebrations worldwide….would make the fall of the Berlin wall look like subdued clapping at a cheese rolling competition 🎉🥳🍾🎊🪅🪩
😂 I can't wait to celebrate 🥂
Yearly Guy Fawkes style BBQ with a pinata of a turtle with glasses.
Hey, but he did end the Heard and McDonald islands war by taxing the polar bears which opened up the penguins supply chains.
I'm a Berlin native and old enough to have witnessed the fall of the Wall - I'm ready to celebrate ten times as hard! ✊
C'mon KFC and McD's!!!
Did he end the French Revolution and World War I as well? What about the Peloponnesian War?
Don't try to start a fight or Diaper Jeffrey Epstein will end it. Ending wars and killing Americans is what America's Russian president excels at.
Which ones? I know the Roman dudes were always at war. Did he make a deal with the Ceasar guy to end some of those?
Wow, every day it's another war added to the list of other wars he didn't end!
Are these wars in the room with him now do you think? 🤔
He’s a malign Falstaff. His whole existence is a replay of the Fat Knight’s lying ever more outrageously in the tavern about Gad’s Hill.
I wonder if he was lying outright again or if granpa was suffering another psychotic moment when he muttered this drivel. It's hard to tell these days.
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Let's see...195 countries in the world...divide by 2...equals ELEVENTY skillion wars solved...and that was before lunch today! So much winning...or is it whining?
Soon he'll take credit for ending WWII and maybe for the design of the first nuclear bombs.
His idiocy is unrelenting.
You literally can’t make this crap up.
No joke, this guy needs to be hospitalized ASAP.
I think one was the Cola Wars and another was the Burger Wars.
The number that I heard come out of his mouth just a few days ago was 6*. So either he’s lying, he’s senile, or he just ended 4 more wars that I wasn’t even aware were being waged. *claiming that he’s ended 6 wars is utter bullshit.
“I stopped 5,432 wars! I didn’t even know it. But those are great numbers aren’t they? Where’s my peace prize?”
My effing god
Next he will claim he ended every war that ever happened in his lifetime and probably before.
Wow! Give him the Nobel Peace Prize now!!!!! 🙄
“IF I DON’T GET MANY NOBELS VERY SOON STEALTH BOMBERS WILL BE FLYING LOW OVER OSLO! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”
Correction, it's "Nobles". 😏
I considered Noballs but wanted to keep it G rated.
😂
He is crazy.
it's a war on reality, and he's losing it.
TRUMP is fantasizing out loud on the radio … And we are all sitting around waiting for the NEXT stupid thing he says or does. WE NEED TO GET RID OF TRUMP. HE MUST BE IMPEACHED. THIS MADNESS MUST STOP.
He'll never end his War on Truth. That one will live on long past many of us.
The dementia-induced fever dreams are reaching critical mass. He's going to blow.
Sooner than later! Can you imagine how much it would cost to clean up that toxic mess? An environmental calamity of global proportions. All of earth covered in orange BS.
What’s happening in Ukraine, Gaza, Yemen, … The wars people know about. Maybe a couple of fist fights between Aussie and Kiwi scientists in Antarctica? Is it finally settled who invented the Pavlova?
Here is evidence that every thing he ever says is absolute bullshit of the highest order. Which 10 wars out of this list has he ended all by his little insecure narcissistic self? globaltension.com/countries-at...
The Cola Wars Finished watching "The War of the Roses" Finished listening to "All Day Music" by WAR
One per week. That makes sense.
😂😅😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣😅🤣
You know, if he's wondering about getting into heaven, shouldn't he go now? I hear that the queue is horrendous.
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No one could make him seem normal.
And yet, he still won’t get the big ole prize 😂
Does he mean SORES??? It’s the only thing that makes sense —that he is enduring 10 sores 🤷♀️
We make fun of this idiotic boasting in our daily one minute of mockery of people who deserve it! (Warning, includes obscure civil war naval battle joke) www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BAkr6R/
Epstein’s Pedo club members don’t get a peace prize.
It might even be 14, 16, 20! People are saying!
The guy is NUTS
Trump’s demented little mind it grows daily you know with dementia he can pretend whatever he wants between those two little ears and it makes it so
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Curious how high of a number he’ll love it to over the next four years. Over/unnder 25?
The number will be huge. Numbers like you've never seen before. You know that! Everybody knows that. Except the fake media. They only talk about Russia, Russia, Russia!
No one ever asks him to name these wars
Starnes is such an ass clown.
Ass clown for an asshole. Serves master well.
Yep. He sure does.
But it triggered the worst war to come, the US
I would laugh but I’m too busy throwing up in my mouth.
Maybe the real wars were the covfefe we all made along the way?
Oh sure. An invasion of Venezuela or Mexico will definitely win him that Nobel Peace Prize he craves so badly. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... www.newsweek.com/trump-plans-... www.reuters.com/world/americ... www.cbsnews.com/news/us-wars...
I actually ended 15 wars, and I already won TWO Nobel Peace Prizes for my humanitarianism
Yeah he ended first 6 wars then it was 7 now 10 wars. All wars started in his head. 🤔🤪🤡😆🤣
Be sure to thank him for ending the Korean War and Viet Nam.
Word on the street is he ended 100 wars, most of which never existed but it sounds like a lot, so he did it.
This is exciting! Trump is on track to have ended 1,349,042 wars within four years!
All 1,349,042 are Biden wars.
Don’t you have anyone who can ask him which wars and what he did to end them?
His war-ending prowess is similar to his ability to declassify documents with his mind.
Give the man Nobel Paedophile Prize!
Just 10? Fucking dilettante.
Two days ago, Trump called himself a “war hero” bsky.app/profile/theb...
I guess the problem is he is on the verge of starting a civil war in his own country.
But he said he is a war hero and not a peace hero! Strange !
Drunk Uncle.
Trump if he’s breathing, he’s lying. Administration if they’re breathing, they’re lying. Republicans if they’re breathing, they’re lying. Maggots if they’re breathing, they’re lying.
It’s even better than declassification: he can end wars without even thinking about them
Proves he can end wars with his mind!
Dude's on a freaking roll🙄
Yes he did?! What utter BS! The false propaganda of his crap administration!
а насправді нічого не завершив.трамп бвлвбол і педофіл
Hope Gavin comes out and says he stopped 11. Always one up the idiocy
Can we just start referring to him as dementia Donny? It’s obvious that he is sicker than ever.
Sounds a lot like his fake P&L
Said the would be dementia patient.
Let's go for 15 wars- then he'll get the Nobel piece prize for sure- lol
Well isn't he just a damn Wonder Wizard!!!
OMG same!
And he solved - world hunger - reversed global warming -and, and, and Really wants that Nobel Peace Prize award doesn’t he… lololol
Crazy ass wipes, him and all who believe him 🤬 🤬 🤬
Ended wars that he didn't even know about? How in the actual hell does one do that? The stuff his idiots will believe is beyond the pale!
Working fast! I can't keep up. Another day or two and he'll have them all ended. ....in his little pea brain, anyway.
Ok but if he can convince The Civil Wars to reunite I'll nominate him for the Nobel myself.
Thank you Dementia Don..."Thank you for your attention to this matter!” P.S. Barack says you're getting closer to the Prize
Um how can you end 3 wars you are not aware of?!
How long are they going to hide it? Maybe the tiny miniscule heart will go first🤷♀️🪦
Pfft. Amateur numbers. 10 TERRESTRIAL wars? I've stopped two multidimensional wars. You're welcome.
Smh
Is he slurring? This is nuts!
Trump stopped 1500% of the wars. 🤣
Sundowning is hard to listen to and watch
Melania knows these kinds of lies because they are most prevalent in their bedroom.
Wut?
Therefore, deserving of multiple Nobel prizes because nobody has stopped wars like him. Ever!
I was amazed how fast it went from 6 to 7!
But the conflicts continue with 100s being killed each day in the country's he claims. But of course Dementia Don will be saying 12 wars tomorrow. No fact checking on any of this in the MSM.
Can he get committed to a long term care facility already?
So, it's kinda the inverse of lowering COVID deaths because you stop counting? Right. Sure. Got it.
One of them must have been ending the war on sex trafficking young girls…😏
Please, somebody stop this man from talking!! All I hear is stupid!
47 wants a Nobel prize so bad that he will start wars so he can say he ended wars. How about indicating him for human rights violations against HIS OWN citizens??
Donald J.Trump's ramblings of him actually being the one to end any war....is absolutely preposterous! Donald J.Trump can only create CHAOS....!
I am not surprise he did not know. Being King of the World can be a very demanding job.
Klingons vs The Federation rivalry is over? Big if true.
They were big wars. Huge!!! A man came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir. No one can end wars like you! You the bestest war ender ever!" He came up to Bondi too. She's gonna tell you about it!
When will he end the war inside his diaper?
By tomorrow, it will he ended 20 wars. What a loser!
I said this earlier- The only wars he stopped were The War against Poverty The War against Climate Change The War against Equality The War against World Hunger The War against Drugs The War against Sex Crimes The War against Ignorance We going to have to come up with a few more if he is claiming 10
War against truth. War against integrity. War against decency. War against compassion. War against allies. War against the rule of law.
The War against Pedophilia
War against good taste War against reason War against intelligence War against dignity
Certifiably “authentic crazy”🤪
It's incredible how many Nobel prizes are awarded to people for doing things they didn't even know about! 🙃
That's how I got most of mine. It's a delightful surprise.
Hmmm: #1 J6 war, # 2 classified docs, #3 election, #4 fraudulent, # 5rapist, #6 Epstein’s tape,#7 unfaithfulness. Missing 3 where are they?
ELEVENTY BILLION…
It was also his idea to control the airports which resulted in our victory in the Revolutionary War.
Ending wars without even knowing it… that’s some superpower right there. 🤣
Mister "bone spurs" couldn't identify a war if he was standing in the middle of one. And, to say he's a war hero spits in the face of all those who gave the ultimate sacrifice fighting for this country. What a pathetic lying POS!
Noted pee enthusiast, Todd Starnes
It'd be great if some member of the press got him to go into great detail about Grand Fenwick
The world is finaly at peace.🥹
“He didn’t even know” is the only true part of that statement
Still not getting the peace prize. POS life time award possibly.
[NARRATOR]: Yet, neither he nor anyone else can truthfully name a single war that he ever ended.
But, untruthfully naming scores. That’s how they roll…over us.
That’s why the media need to become actual journalists and ask the obvious questions that they’re afraid to ask (e.g., “Can you tell us which wars those were?”).
Ahh up to 10 already, now what? Going start counting on his toes? Lol
He always forgets to mention how he negotiated peace treaties between Wakanda & Narnia; Lilliput & the Duchy of Grand Fenwick; Fredonia & Krypton; Green Acres & Mayberry; Hooterville & Dogpatch; Frostbite Falls & Pleasantville; Westeros & Arendelle and Grover’s Corners & Emerald City.
All these will be in his next tweet with end war or tariffs! Including Emerald City.
Taco is AMAZING, ending 3 more wars he wasn't aware of, WOW!!!
Imagine if Biden or any other US president had said this; they'd be straight jacketed and confined to a rubber room immediately!
but the auto pen 🖊️
He ended all of them in 24 hours or 2 weeks…so hard to keep it all straight
Maybe it is just me, but that sounded like some type of AI generated voice. Anyone else think that?
He’s a real Gandhi. Such an emblem of peace and humanity. It brings tears to my eyes and I’m not even a strong man.
you know he ended world war 2 , he surrendered in Berlin in 1945 www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgnC...
Jesus fucking Christ.
The War of the Diaper is an hourly Trump war.
Not to mention those 200 trade deals . . . 🤦♀️
Infrastructure Week Healthcare IVF Bring down crime in a city where crime was already down...
There's been so much that it's hard to keep up 😂
That’s not really fair. I think they now stand for cruelty and fascism.
Good point.
Idiot! Let him name the wars he has settled! 🤦🏻♀️🤬😤🔥💥💩
While he violates human rights by imprisoning immigrants and citizens in concentration camps. Pardoning criminals and turning them out into the streets. And sending in his private army of thugs, national guard and deputizing local police forces. He's created a veritable Police State! He's a despot!
Trump--- first rust stain in history to stop more wars than are actually occurring. I'm sensing Peace Prize!
He does know how dumb his followers are. And he knows how weak republicans are. He also knows he’s the luckiest traitor in history. Doesn’t know much else.
WTAF is this guy talking about. Someone, please get this senile, very, very old man the help he needs. For God's sake, he's got control of our nuclear weapons. We are one sundowning moment from WW3.
There can't be more because he's reached the end of his counting ability.
There are only three certainties in life … death, taxes, and Trump is the dumbest President in history.
Does he think he can lie his way into heaven?
3 days ago: 5 2 days ago, according to Leavitt: 6 Today: 10 End of the weekend: all wars, ever, in the totality of history.
I'm waiting on Bondi's numbers. EleventyJillion!
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He lies quite a bit for a human being. Is he one? 🤷🏻♂️ The jury's out.
Is this a sign of desperation or just proof of the maggots insatiable hunger for lies?
Ask Zelensky if he has ended any. Zippo.
He does seem to have ended the War of the Rose(garden)s!
He’s absolutely delusional
Mental Health Issues Linked to Chronic Lying Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD): Manipulative, deceitful behavior with little regard for others. Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD): Lies may serve to boost self-image or maintain a grandiose self-view.
Checks both boxes.
He can’t count more than two.
Why do these guys all have that generic look of a high-school principal or accountant with bad hair and horned rimmed glasses?
lol !
Even if this were remotely true, he has threatened Mexico, Panama, Canada, Iran and Greenland. Have i missed any?
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