How about this sellout stop kissing the ass of a pedophile nazi who is slowly deleting his peoples history. Unremarkable.

Cultural wars..not issues noe policy. Emil must have gone out the sheep gonna sheep 🐑

If they’re gonna take the Bible literally, then we should take the name literally and put crackers in barrels. I ain’t talking bout Ritz either.

Gawd, they are desperate for any stupid battle. This is what happens when idiots are stuck in their mother's basements.

The rebrand was terrible.

“Gave my life to Christ” in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Saltines! Ritz! Gold Fish! Jesus! I'm saved! 🤦

"I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot" 👈

Why tf is this even worth a thought or a tweet. FGS there are children being killed and abused, global warming, police stating, and a pedophile is in the WH running our country into the ground. Cracker Barrel changing their logo is his beef? Stupid MAGA stooges.

You’re right, it’s obviously a distraction, but with this guy that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a strategy. His mind is a natural distraction generator. It’s possible that he posted about Cracker Barrel because he saw the logo while he was scrolling instead of watching a security briefing.

Distraction.

We need to see the files.

Donald’s sold weed out of Cracker Barrel !

The republiturd "House Negro" has popped up again! Didn't hear shit from him after trump took office and scrapped "DEI" hiring!

I guess Christ changed his mind.

Y'all are in a bad way. I'm sorry you have to be that way. I wish you peace. Hate is a cancer and I wish you didn't have it.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, Byron. All the Uncle Tom-ing, and at the end of the day, there still won't be a seat for you at the table of white supremacy.

Dibs on the new Country song! “Gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot” Because why not? Let’s give it a shot 😎

So much to be confused at. "[He] gave his life to Christ in the parking lot?" What?! Is that on the menu? Breakfast baptisms? Or was the food that bad he thought he was going to die & 'found Jesus'? Yah the logo WAS known. Who cares. Is the good going to be better? No? Get over it.

Proud to say I have never eaten at a Cracker Barrel.

Just when you think you’ve heard it all from these nutbags…even Jesus is rolling his eyes.

Jesus LOVES the CB

Without phony culture wars, they'd have nothing to talk about except for their policies and actions. No way is that going to happen.

What in the actual F*c!k is wrong with these people; if a company wants to update their logo, wtf is it to these ignoramuses? Maybe they're all just suffering from Newsom derangement syndrome...

We can eat there in peace.

I mean there is seriously so much you could be mad about; real issues that will also effect them but no, worry about a restaurant changing their logo? I just don't understand how one wants to make their WHOLE identity about being ignorant, racist, bigoted, small peepee, low IQ, hate filled asshats.

I don’t and I’m glad I don’t. I’m done tolerating these evil pricks though.

I concur!!!

It is mass hysteria

Or ass hysteria?🤷‍♀️

Maybe both

I think you're right. It's mass ass hysteria!

And here I thought Republicans were against government interference in the private sector. Weird, eh?

Wtf? Who in the hell cares what their logo is?

Sorry guys, not sorry...

Token hires for optics…

#CentralCasting

Right!? How can they still support him.

Byron know where he will be when project 25 assigns seats?

From the way Byron votes, doubt it was Christ he gave his life to.

Hey, Byron.. don’t get confused with Crack Barrel.. ya convicted DRUG DEALER

I’m okay with them deciding to not go to Cracker Barrel, because it means I won’t have to wait for a table.

If you’re upset about it—- don’t eat there. More available seating for us woke people.

Seeing a black man defend the KKK is still hard to grasp. How he justified his position to himself requires some serious self delusion & a level of self loathing that is truly pathetic.

Imagine bragging to thousands of people that you joined a religion in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Stupid.

So stupid 🫤

Can we get some commentary from Uncle Ruckus, too?

It’s well known that Cracker Barrel parking lots are holy ground.

Is giving his life to Christ in the parking lot code of being inappropriately touched by MAGA??😅

😂😂 What the hell does that even mean?

It was the first thing that came to my mind…lol

I like to think of myself as a rather perceptive person, but for the life of me I can't even begin to understand what he is saying here? I think your guess is about as close as we're going to get. 😂

what was her? His Name? .. How Old were they... why did you feel the need to repent? what was your crime?

He gave up his virginity in the Cracker Barrel parking lot. Enough said.

After he did his very last drug deal. 🙄

Imagine giving your life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. Needs to be the title of a country song. 'I gave my life to Jesus, in a Cracker Barrel parking lot'. I'm thinking Chappel Roan...'At the Cracker Barrel lot, I'm gonna keep on dancin at the Cracker Barrel lot, down in West Hollywood'

Q. How is MAGA going to make Cracker Barrel great again? A. Boycott the f*ck out of it until they go broke. It's the Republican way, folks!

Basically, they are saying that government DOES ACTUALLY HAVE A HUGE say in private busines. Just so long as the nazi's are the ones dictating. Byron is an uncle tom all day long.

"This asshole says he gave his life for a person that didn't even exist. He didn't value that life much apparently. It could be it's the ONLY life you get. Hell...this might even be Heaven right here. It could happen!" Ben Zedrine.

Was it ever great? Never been.

They change it, you moron.

They should put a plaque in that parking lot to honor Byron. And Jesus is looking down and saying, "So why did you turn to the dark side, you asshole? Go back to the parking lot and denounce Trump and MAGA, and change to a righteous path. Saying my name is not enough."

🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻

I get sick from everything there but the pancakes, scrambled eggs and potato casserole. They were never great.

Damn they're acting like preteens when their favorite fictional male character gets booted off the show/movie

Wait, I thought he was a drug dealer

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Fat people love Cracker Barrel because of their huge portions and fat-filled menu. I’ve eaten there once. That was enough food for 2 people and I ordered from the kids menu

Guess MAGA doesn't realize that the original @CrackerBarrel logo from 1969 was text-only & featured the words "Cracker Barrel Old Country Store" in a yellow. The old man was added in 1977. So really they are just going back to their original roots founder's original design.

These people really need to get a life, ffs🤦‍♀️

Bryon is a literal BlacKKK…self-hate is real strong with this one. Wonder what happened to him growing up.

They dunked his head in sweet tea and then asked him for 10 percent of his tips.

It is inherently symbolic of the fear of and anger over identity dissolution caused by demographic shifts that underlies the entire KKKristofascist tantrum. "Mr. Cracker was removed from the sign just like we're being removed from our rightful place of dominance and control over gov't and culture."

I thought these morons already boycotted Cracker Barrel because they made Impossible sausage available for vegetarians. Anyway RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

There is a typo - Satan is spelled Christ

Feels like "i gave my life to christ in their parking lot" is code for "i got to third base, maybe even home, though not quite sure, but regardless the Barrell has significance for me"

Gotta make SOMETHING great again, I guess.

This has got to be the dumbest anti-woke BS I’ve seen. They’re upset that the logo is basically the same except the barrel and the dude? Is the dude the cracker? I really don’t get it. Plus the food there has always been shite. Good lawdy, lawd. Of all the hills to die on this is the most inane.

A reminder at the Madison square garden event for Trump, probably the most racist rally he ever held Byron walked out to "Dixie" playing for his entrance.

What a tool.

Did Christ appreciate the quickie?

Theodore Bilbo wept.

So he lost his "virginity" to a guy named Christy on a Cracker Barrel parking lot, is that what I heard? He has been cracked open I see.

You gave up your life in a parking lot? Kinda like some high school students after a school dance?

There's a problem with the whole "Make Cracker Barrel Great Again" slogan - Cracker Barrell was never that good. But you know, if you had a "come to Jesus" moment in the parking lot, I can see where the sentimental attachment comes from. Everyone has one. 😮😏

Now, be fair. The spirit can take you anywhere. Remember the convoy to the border where no undocumented people showed up so they were baptizing people in horse troughs? Go with the flow!!! It's the American way!!!

Who’s gonna tell him ?

Sure it was Christ? Maybe Chris, Cristo?

Donalds should either buy the company or start his own. Then he can design whatever logo he wants. Why are these self-proclaimed "capitalists" so hot on creating a communist America where the politicians control how private companies conduct business, including state ownership of private companies?

It’s boot licker Byron again 🥴🥴🥴.

MCBGA!

He jerked off in the parking lot?

Whose bright idea was it to STOP calling them "weird"? They're SO fucking, WEIRD. 😳

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Do they let uncle Tom's into Cracker Barrel? 🤔

Kiss ass much, Bryon?

republican fascists are so weird, they worship fckin cracker barrel?

What's that about someone blowing him in the parking lot?

'Gave my life to Christ in the parking lot'? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Read about the history of crackers and barrels of crackers. It’s where the term bottom of the barrel comes from. Naming your restaurant that is wild af in the first place, but I attribute their success on ignorance of the past. The fans up in arms are big on ignorance of the past from their rage.

Those rocking chairs at Cracker Barrel are going to get a maga workout.

Oh noes! 😱 @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social where will MAGA go out to eat now??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

SAMBO says what?

OMG. I had to double-check this to make sure it wasn’t from The Onion.

"I gave my life to Jesus. In the Cracker Barrel parkin lot." Is definitely a hit country ballad.

Is this what they're trying to distract us with, now? Release the Epstein files!

Confirmed: MAGAts equipped to deal with change in any form. It must wreak havoc on their brain cell, or something.

There wasn't even a hill there. Definitely no mole hill. The ground was completely flat. MAGA decided to turn it into a mountain.

😂

They love this eatery so much and are shook by this but obviously hadn’t visited the FB page with its logo. Surprise, it hasn’t had the old man and barrel on it since it launched.

Hey Byron, if you shave your head does that make you woke? And then just growing it back makes you great again? If that’s the case what actually changed on the inside? What did Cracker Barrel change on the inside? Its menu, its upholstery, the people who work there, what?

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I really don’t want to know what this man did in a Cracker Barrel parking lot. That’s between him & the police and hopefully another consenting adult.

Exactly like if he was on a grinder date that's ok, but really not our business 😂

Apparently Jebus was there helping/watching.

Thank you for this because I thought it too

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

New Maga gaysex codeword just dropped. Won't find that in the Epstein files.

Judging from his drug conviction that was expunged when he plead fealty to the Republicans in Florida, probably small, overpriced sacks of shitty weed

What a bizarre reveal. This guy is too much.

I wondered how it was possible to replace a respectable and responsible jurist like Justice Thurgood Marshall with Clarence Thomas. A conservative corporate evangelical extremist. It's necessary to think in terms of the Salem Witch Trials. The answer is masculinity disguising Biblical Misogyny.

Dumb Mutha Fucker!!!!

Christopher Rufo is calling for MAGA to "break the barrel" and this guy wants to save it. They can't even get their grievance responses coordinated.

Oh, he went to Florida State. No wonder he's such a shithead.

These people don't have any real problems.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is that an actual tweet? I can’t imagine anything that blatantly stupid being real.

Gave my life at Cracker Barrel. Sounds about right.

why is woke being blamed for conservatives shooting themselves in the dick and wallet these people are insane morons

So crazy.

Seems so. But someone tell Byron that MCBGA just doesn’t scan 🤪

Byron Donald’s gave his life to Christ in a parking lot? Was it in the back seat of a car?

He mostly sold drugs in college.

It’s insane what upsets these idiots. This guy must of gone into a dark rage after the Uncle Ben’s rebrand.

I sold my Soul to Trump‼️🤡💩🤮

I love that dipshit Byron Donald’s sold his soul to Trump… and he didn’t even get an administration job. Gee wonder why? 🤦🏽‍♂️🤡

Another Uncle Tom

A cracker wannabe.

I thought it was satire

He really must have. Multiple Cracker Barrel stores got in trouble for being racist. Apparently that doesn't bother him? And their food is boil-in-the-bag gross barf. 🤢

They’re propping Donald up for the Florida governorship and can’t expose his incompetence on a national level.

He gave his life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot? Not exactly a Billy Graham alter call, but OK...

Byron try coming clean with the truth about who you are. Then the real Jesus will have a chat with you. But you need rehabilitation

Admittedly, there is not a Cracker Barrel in my state so my experience is limited but I am surprised they offer parking lot exorcisms.

🙌🏼

Ha!

Just do it already

Cracker Barrel is a chain store of fake crap. The antithesis of culture.

That's a euphemism for him getting a blow-job in the car park while shouting JESUS!!!!!! at the top of his voice isn't it? I'm sure I've understood that correctly.

I gotta say, that’s how I read that. 😬

😂

It's from an Action Jackson rap.

Wtf?? How do you give your life to Christ in a parking lot??

They would have locked his ass in shackles.

The US didn't ask for a fascist rebrand..🤷🏾‍♂️ #crackers 😵‍💫🤪

Byron needs help, STAT.

Next - the food....

Christ on a cracker..

Donalds claims he gave his life to a Christ in the car park at Cracker Barrel,a euphemism I’m sure for lost of innocence,but that being said if he did so-called give his life to Christ he has dishonoured God every day since.He is a liar, has no ethics & sold his soul to worship his orange cult massa

Maybe he's joking? It would be a funny bit. Read everything he just said, pause, and then go, Nah I'm just kiddin'!

They have been and will shaking. Haunts of Epstein rattle, as longer Txxxxp delays with silly diversions, the ghosts path spread, werewolf Putin perhaps scowling give me Ukraine - before my Epstein copy waved high by Frankenstein Muxx. That’s my theory…

No “woke”, eh? Donald’s needs to WAKE up instead of shilling for folks who hate and disrespect him. SMH

What I don’t get is why an African American is using such a malapropism of a black culture term ???

It’s true. One of the trials of Job was the golf tee puzzle.

I have never seen a Cracker Barrel in my whole life. Where the hell are these hillbillies stores?

Byron still thinks they can’t see him.

It's Stephen Miller artificial outrage. This upset reminds me about how expensive meat in the grocery store is - and when are they going to release the Epstein files.

God forbid a company changes their logo. I mean, what gives them the right. /s 🙄🙄🙄 Woke?? Are they serious? Stupid MAGAts.

I even gave my life to christ in their parking lot. I gave mine in a walmart parking lot.

Black man calls himself a "cracker"

Byron, always taking one for the team. Lol

Me too !

😂🤣😂

😂

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Good God Byron, we have bigger fish to fry! Come on! You will say anything to appeal to the King; right?

Forgive my ignorance, I don't live in the US but what the fuck is so wrong with a company refreshing it's brand / logo, how on earth does any thinking person turn this into an issue and what on earth is supposedly "woke" about the new logo?!

It’s just a logo. Nobody yearns for the return of the Bank of America card logo or the Jolly Green Giant. This is like demanding the return of the Marlboro Man whose image in commercials induced people to smoke cigarettes and thus spread lung cancer throughout the American population.

But but but COWBOY!

😂 Perhaps, if you ask nicely, Levi’s will revive their cowboy ads from the 50s. Still hot but cancer free. 😂

I’ll stick with Wranglers. 🤣😉

I have one friend who really likes Wranglers and now I know why. 😂

Googling “wrangler cowboy butt” can be instructive. 🤣

It was. 😂

The macho ideal of the 70’s.

Levi’s had cooler ads. And their product is cancer free. There are actually some relatively macho cowboys in their ads, but this guy popping over the fence is the epitome of cool.

We were all wearing #Levis in the 70’s and 80’s. Eighties: wide legs.

Useful idiot said what now, wait till they don’t need him anymore

All shook up

Uncle Byron chimes in. Witness for the crackers.

Who in the fuk gets 'saved' at a Cracker Barrel? 🤔 I must have missed church services while having brunch and browsing the snazzy potholders & aprons in the gift shop.

Apparently this guy. I found this totally ridiculous article about it. Even weirder when you read it. cbn.com/news/politic...

Byron Donald is a terrific example that you can be a total idiot ass kissing fool and get elected as long as you kiss the right asses.

But still not get the administration job you thought you’d get in the end

I know of people witnessing as it is called in grocery stores Texas is weird

If Trump and MAGA tried to force Cracker Barrel to go back to the old logo, except this time with the old white guy wearing his Klan robe and hood, guaranteed that both Byron Donalds and Tim Scott would be enthusiastically on board.

What a phony; gave his life to his orange lord maybe. He's an opportunist and a philanderer just like the felon.

Why do they care so much about this? 🙄

I just want to know to know if his forehead caved in and saw god.

Without that old white cracker, how is Byron supposed to know whose ass to kiss?

Honestly, it's pitiful, the way they're reacting to pictures and words.

…I’m going to say it. I legit don’t see how it’s a woke rebrand.

Me neither. And I was thinking they would prefer the rebrand because then you're not using that nasty slur about white people with that white person image, making it clear now the name's not about a white person. You'd think they'd like that.

I mean, the new logo looks way more generic so I don’t know if I’d call it an improvement either. The old one was ugly but at least it was distinctive.

I agree with that too. I like the old logo better. I just fail to see how the new one is woke or what is so offensive about it, even to them. Of course, here's what I really think of Cracker barrel. I don't think I've been in one since about 1985. It's not a major issue in my life. 🙄

So I guess you haven't driven across country with your 90 year old father since then,huh? I swear mine ,who I adored but was not adventurous when dining out, had a homing device for CB and Applebee's

It's baffling because -everyone- seems to hate the new logo. It's generic corporate schlock, not "woke".

Exactly. If you wanted to say the new logo was boring, generic, and ugly we’d be in agreement. Woke? Granted, the old logo was ugly too, but at least it was distinctive

Exactly, I wouldn’t call it an improvement but it isn’t necessarily worse either.

I’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes trying to figure this out. Lol.

Hahahahaha!

I don't know what he means by "I gave my life to Christ in their parking lot." What exactly did he do? What happened on this parking lot?

And what does it have to do with the rebranding of Cracker Barrel?! 🙄

I have no idea but I pray he washed his hands before going back to work.

🤭

In high school, I gave up my virginity at a bowling alley parking lot. The lights were half burned out, we called it the ovary bowl. Sorta met god that night.

Sounds like Byron experimented with anal in a CB parking lot and it jacked up his brain. Should have kept it on the down low.

Just looking for something to be mad at. Opposite side of the Sydney Sweeney coin. Almost nobody cares, but those who do suck up all the oxygen.

The crackers are cracking.

He gave his life to his religious gods son in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel? They make a mockery of everything to prove a nonexistent point. Is this supposed to make them change it back? For his nostalgia? Bunch of idiots lol

Oh my God, is that what this whole thing is about really is just a company wanting to change its logo? A business that should be able to do whatever they want with their own business? Unbelievable and ridiculous how they'll glob onto something so stupid instead of doing real work for the country.

Where do they find these skin folk? Do they advertise to get them? How many pieces of silver in today 💵 does it amount to? 👵🏼✊🏽

His ham & cheese has slipped off his cracker

😂

Good Evening Jennifer 💙😘💙

Good evening Damian 💙😘💙

Does anyone care about your opinion, Donalds?

Who gives a fuck.

GOP/conservatives really hang on to nostalgia.

…and pedophiles.

My God. Does MAGA government have to stick its nose in everything?! Do we all have to run our rebranding past the Orange Turd for approval?

I’m guessing he’s a little confused and he actually gave something to a guy named Jesus in that parking lot, that changed his life 🤷

Oh c'mon Byron. You're not white. Sit yourself down. 🙄

Boy he is sucking so hard his head may explode!!!

Dont forget dear leader loves to rape children. Anything to keep that out of the news

It’s an entire political party where you’re either Grandpa Simpson or Eric Cartman.

Magats are maggots

Since when do companies have to ask anyone if they can change their logo. Are Republicans now saying that private companies have to check in with the federal government when companies make business decisions?

This is hilarious! I love this for them.

These MAGA Dipshits fkng freak out everytime that a private company does as they choose with their own brand/product. Remember the shitshow when Hasbro removed the noun from it's potato toy? M&Ms not being sexy enough?

As a descendant of poor Appalachian White people, I've always been offended by the term "cracker." Glad their finally getting rid of this logo.

Giving his life to a guy named Jesus in a parking lot is super gay. The gayest.

Byron ,,,what are you going to do when the MAGA/GOP comes looking for you?????

I once got busy in a burger king bathroom.

Australian here - can someone please explain what giving your life to Christ in a parking lot means?

Definitely a strange relevance. To Christian evangelists, it means the moment they decided they were "saved" by Jesus. Declaring it makes it so. Go forth and sin no more, etc.

Very strange indeed.

This hole Cracker Barrel thing is such unnecessary drama. Companies redo logos all the time. What a ridiculous joke, so many actual problems in the world that actually needs to be solved.

Is this the same Byron Donald who at Trump’s MSG rally in NYC last November was introduced to the crowd while”Dixie” was being played on the PA?

Then Byron Donald's just needs to stay at Waffle House...

Heh heh