have you seen the video of his pull ups? 🤣 what a weak lapdog

Nothin' but a show pony out of his depth.

Perfect description.

Candy ass

The waste?? Ha. I guess Doge picked and chooses

If he feels he needs that much security he knows he’s up to no good.

400 people? Ya think!!

For good reason. He is a disgrace to our military.

Justified... because when he passes out he's dead weight.....

Well, he is an extraordinary PoS

“Top shelf”😂😂😂😂

It’s a manhood thing. He seems a little insecure in that area.

He's so important I'll bet he has TWO beepers.

He's a scared little p*ssy

Self-proclaimed "alpha males" sure do need a lot of protection from things 🙄

When you're an excessive asshole in charge of people with guns you need all the protection you can get.

It makes him feel more manly, I guess.

Sadly, he is the biggest security risk. That entourage should be watching him, not others.

You gotta admit, with the Trump administration, there's a new joke(r) every day.

It's because he's a big pussy, Ron. Hope this helps

He is a coward. A scared bad guy hiding behind his henchmen for protection.

He has 400. A BATTALION of guards!! We’re paying for an f’n battalion of body guards for that worthless 🐓💩Max Headroom wannabe!

This is what Hegseth’s security detail is protecting ⬇️

It takes a lot of men and women to haul around all that booze.

"Big Balls" Pete...😂

Makes you wonder why he’s so fearful for his life.

One holds his comb. One holds his hair gel. One holds his face moisturizer. One holds the flask of….water. 😉😉😉😉

Did you see the state of eyeliner in the Cotswolds.

Because he's a little pussy ass bitch who wants to hide in the closet with his 🍼🥃

Who is he afraid of? Thought he was a manly man.

In his mind he is.

Small penis energy ... so much for MAGA Alpha Males.

No justice, no peace ✊🏻

I think they're just his booze-bearers.

Perfect 👍

😁 🙏

I think that is his crew of makeup artists.🤔

Yup. That's how fascism works.

He's a pathetic little PAB

Does anybody have the video of him being heckled while out with his daughter? Can't find it anywhere.

He's a coward (with a makeup room).

He's a Republican pussy.

So is his makeup room bigger than most womans

The smaller the penis, the bigger the protection

Like the Prez and the other “alphas” below him, his teenie beenie weenie is at a stage where it can’t even be seenie. Paranoideenieism runs deep in these creeps.

He's a scared, drunk little man

He's such a 'fraidy-cat.

Our tax money is paying to boost his fragile ego. 🙄

He's insecure... like a micro man driving a huge pickup truck.

And he considers himself a tough guy. Same with the 2 FBI jokers, Kash and Dan.

Paranoia runs deep. Very deep. This from the Washington Post last Wednesday.

They are all piss and wind

All scared little boys.

what is he so afraid of?

White Alpha male are very frail...

Coward

I guess it takes an army to keep him supplied with alcohol and hair gel. Plus a military grade makeup team, masseuse and fluffer.

Sad

Big tough "alpha" male is a PAB. What ya afraid of tough guy? He will never and should never know peace again for what he's done to American citizens. Using the military as his gestapo SS police. 🤬

That's because he's a bigger pussy than most Secretaries of Defense.

His wife provides oversight as well.

Im sure she does...

Neo Nazis were always cowards 🙋‍♂️

Protection detail that large is a waste of manpower especially for that waste of manhood.

He’s such an ignorant ass

I’m glad he needs a security detail that big. It means people want to kill him.

Fair enough. I wouldn't pass on the opportunity.

He knows people hate him.

One of them is like an assistant coach who keeps him off the field, only it's keeping him from drinking in public

Just like high school, got to pay people to hang out with you.

Good one😂😂😂

efficient!

I guess he can feel e love.

There is always an unprotected spot! It does no matter how much security there is!

That security detail is a prison of his own making...

He's a chickenshit at heart.

Off with his head!

He's such a liddle coward. Do more pull ups Pete...you lame ass bitch.

🤬🤬🤬

He doesn't want his hair fussed up. We pay a lot for that coifed look

So you are saying he is hated more the American cops? Quite the accomplishment.

Could indicate the number of people that hate him?

That’s what happens when you put all your drinking buddies on the public payroll.

I guess it takes that many people to guard him against drinking.

Insecure drunk

That's because he has so many friends.

How many makeup artists does he employ? The new powder room is large enough to accommodate a full team.

Goon

He’s a tiny tiny man

That's because he's a PAB....

Hmmmm, could that possibly be because in his micro-soul, he is a CHICKENSHIT COWARD? Yes, and that's MY final answer!

Shite fragile men are always afraid.

Because in his inmost self, Hegseth is smaller than most children.

Snowflake Security. Amazing number of "alpha males" scared of everything around them.

Hegseth has reasons to worry about his safety. If I could get away with it, I'd do bodily harm to that arrogant, piece of shit misogynist

He knows he's not really 'safe' out there alone. None of them are.

He’s earned it.

Traitors need protection

Es handelt sich nicht um einen Sicherheitsdienst, sondern um die verdammte Geheimpolizei.

Your tax dollars

Think he likes his blokes all big n burly and the more the merrier

his cowardice is deeper. so deep…alcohol fails.

#HEGSBREATH

Maybe he is afraid of getting beat up by a girl like Big Balls did.

seems like he is aware people hate him for the terrible human he is

So he seems to be a fearful coward. Cosplays to be a tough macho that he sure isn’t. 🤡

Tiny weeny

He sure thinks highly of himself

He needs it. Big time.

...all in the effort to scare Dems. Why is it that the general option of Dems, is that we fight a fight on different terms? Oh yeah... they're weak. We need more fighters.

He must realize he is very unpopular.

When your goal is to attack and jail your political opponents you need it.

Yeah no wonder. I can’t wait until it gets pulled in 3 years.

He is a coward at the centre of it all

Watch him refuse to leave.

Because he's so big and brave..

And includes security for his ex wives

If he doesn't feel safe anywhere, that makes me feel good.

He couldn’t even do one pull-up. Alcohol has turned his body into cooked spaghetti

Nonsense, we all saw him bicycle his way up that pole...

"They are all my drinking buds"

And how much is this costing us?

Ironically, he probably thinks that makes him look tough and important.

Of course. They are not unaware of the hate they are building for themselves.

He's a drama queen with tattoos.

Security detail gives it too much credit. It’s more a sloppy entourage that stops his getting drunk and trying to force himself on people. Or maybe he is just very comfortable neck deep in a pile of men. I don’t judge 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm pretty sure they are just following him around to make sure he isn't found passed out drunk in the bushes.

SignalGate will do that to a guy. Remember at the end of Rules of Engagement when Tommy Lee Jones asked the corrupt senator if he’s ever had a pissed off marine on his ass?

So much testosterone.

He's worried Veterans will beat him up!

Or kindergarders.

Imagine having that many people to pour your drinks!

A big piece of shit always needs more toilet paper

Botched little boy.

Another makeup wearing republican clown. 🤡

He needs that to make himself feel competent, but we all know he isn't.

Another R closet gay bro who likes to have a lot of young fit men to be near

Someone has to shave the poor drunk.

Fragile snowflake white nationalist ...

It’s because the felon is dying of cardiac failure. He is getting so much lasix intravenously it is causing kidney problems and his legs are swelling.

What will happen when Hegseth’s security detail needs and trumps soldiers in the streets needs collide? Who gets the bodies?

For such a self-proclaimed tough guy, it's hilarious he needs all that "protection".

Is it because he wants to inflate his importance? To give legitimacy to his occupying the SecDef position? Or does he need protection from the general populace, given his actions? We The People are interested in learning the truth.

They're just his Signal chat group!

Why is he so paranoid?

Maybe he just learned about “fragging”?

I don’t know anyone stupid enough to surrender their liberty for kegstand.

He knows he has made a lot of enemies so he tries to look tuff with those suits and covered with American flags everywhere but he is a coward.

Half of them are makeup artists...

Super manly rough tough men need a lot of protection Or they might get their hair mussed

🤣🤣🤣

Piss Drink Pete needs all that security so no one gets close enough to smell the booze on his breath.

youtu.be/sqzwWK9LPJg?...

Well he needs a lot of protection cause he can’t even do a decent pull-up!

He's so incapable of doing his job that he has to feel like a big man with a large security presence. He's a danger to our military with his inability to even begin to understand what serving is all about.

The "War Fighter" must be very scared of something.

That beer is not going to carry itself… 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

they need to be- they haul his bar and booze around so the boss always has a fresh drinkie drink

His OPSEC is shit bc everything is on Signal 🤣

Mr. Push-up. Tough guy.

He has to buy his (boy) friends.

Lots of ex wives and kids to protect.

He’s a paranoid piece of shit that does pull-ups like 12 year-old girl. He needs them.

It’s not security, it’s the mobile bar and they have to keep it stocked at all times!

He might be just as tough as Nancy Mace. One handshake and he is in a brace.

What or who is he afraid of?

Consequences

My limited understanding of fascism is that its leaders require such protection because they know how truly unpopular and dangerous their form of governance is.

Is he flexing or scared. My bets on the latter.

It’s hard being a hated man with a tiny weenus