I’d think it cruel and unusual too, I I was forced to wear either yellow or polyester
I’d think it cruel and unusual too, I I was forced to wear either yellow or polyester
Wait until the put him behind a sewing machine…..
Do all Republicans whine all the time? Seriously. They really are the biggest snowflakes.
And they claim to be such alpha males.
Projection You want to trigger a maga cultist use their words at them
Picking up the soap on a daily basis
Naturally 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh George ....
He should just shut the F#%! up already. What a whiner he is.
😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😂
Sorry not sorry!
he hasn't been deported to Uganda???
Gee, I'll cry for him!
Victims, each and every one of them. They break the law and are convicted and then they cry and piss and moan. Ohh poor me, this isn't fair, they're being mean to me, what about those guys? Victims, crying like babies. This fucking liar and crook needs to STFU and serve his well earned time!
George deserves natural fabric, either cotton or cotton/linen blend. And yellow is just not his color.
😆😆😆
...Oh God he is complaining in his "diary" like a preteen girl.
Respect to pre-teen girls for keeping their diaries private, unlike Santos.
TBF, he was an elected US Representative in Congress, you can’t expect him to possess detailed knowledge of the Constitution. /s <-(just in case)
EVERY RETHUG should enjoy wearing a "Yellow Polyester Jumpsuit!... "Do the Crime; Pay the Time!"
Santos boo hoo boo hoo 😿
Ha! Hahahahahaha…
LOL ROFL LMAO Can't do the time in yellow polyester? Then don't do the crime.
Let him rot. Why give him air time?
Felon Trump and his sadistic regime. No Justice
Tell him to stuff it.
I love that part of his karma manifested as a yellow polyester jumpsuit. 🌻✨
Then change the color of his jumpsuit to brown
🤣😆🤭
I can’t help but think how dumb people who voted for this fool are.
When he was elected, the Republican (and probably some independent) voters fell for his lies. Lies and cheating is all the Republicans got left to get elected. Trump being the prime example.
If you have can't handle the time; don't do the crime.
🤣🤣🤣
He should use his 5th amendment right.
Does yellow polyester make his ass look fat or what?
Prepare a flight to Uganda for George.
He needs fashion conscience representation..... Legally Blonde: "Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed". Elle.
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FAFO Kitara! 😂
What is it they say? Stay quiet and let people assume you’re an idiot, speak and remove all doubt!
Hang on a second, I need to go find my tiny violin 🎻
Don’t do the crime if you … ah, fuck it.
At the very least, my hopes are that he’s finally getting laid…..
Another conman!
boo fucking hoo.
Oh the horror!
Whatever help he thought he was going to get, it doesn’t sound like it’s coming down the pipe 🤭 Guess he doesn’t know where any of the bodies are buried.
What did he think prison would be like? 🙄
Such a ❄️
Thoughts and prayers!
🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻
Apparently yellow polyester doesn't have a slimming effect.
He's loving all the press he's getting.
😁👍🏼
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Except Otho was funny. Santos is just a drip.
Please play my tiniest violin for him
Stuff him
He’ll have a boy friend in due time.
Probably needs a visit to a concentration camp or maybe CCOT to compare. Maybe he can make a deal to be deported to Brazil.
Maybe George Santos can get a conjugal visit from Lindsey Graham.
Aw poor Santos 🥺 #Satire
Send him to Alligator Alcatraz, give him something real to complain about
I am sooo tired of this “attention economy”
Haha 😆 singing the jailbird blues!
Fricken criminal idiot.
Georgie Boy has no dignity to violate.
I want an Admendment that shuts up whiney irrelevant crooks. Geez George leave it alone!!!
It's tough to violate the dignity of someone with no dignity.
George is a guilty asshole. But prison conditions in this country suck on purpose because most Americans feel that making someone miserable in prison is part of the sentence and the revenge they want. It's a bloodthirsty bunch. We can, and should, do better.
Tell him he can wear whatever he wants in a Ugandan prison camp.
What‽ Actions have consequences‽
Hope that's not all that was violated.
He needs to go to El Salvador
I was going to say Alligator Alcatraz, but this is better
Tough shit
Yellow is the New Black
He thinks this a retreat? I thought robbing you of your dignity was the whole point. No one gets out of prison and says, “that was a great experience, I really felt like I grew as a person”.
its the same Amendment that Epstein cited for his refusal to answer questions...
Too bad so sad.
Doesn't having too listen to him whine violate every ones 5th ammendment?
😂🤡
I’m sure he will come out of this a better person and someone who will champion more humane conditions for prisoners. That was sarcasm.
Had me there for a second…👍😄
The best laugh I had today so far JJ!
Anthony Devolder will be just fine
Can’t do the time! Don’t do the crime!
“You can take dat to da bank.”
Hilarious
i'm sure glad he's read Leviticus .. /s
How about you spare us from hearing about this sicko?
FAFO. Go away george
I’m surprised Santos didn’t refuse to testify about it is it might incriminate him as an incredible whiner.
Ahahahaha
George who???
Give him a scarf.
Why are we still hearing from him? One of the benefits of him being in jail is we don’t have to listen to him. Ugh.
If he's cut from the volleyball team, we'll get to hear how his 3rd Amendment rights were violated ...
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Hahahaaaa... I hope the food is horrible too. This thieving fraud deserves it all.
And yet in a yellow polyester jumpsuit he still looks like the clown he truly is.
Waiting for the SNL skit featuring Bowen Yang.
If South Park didn’t already have all plot lines that they need, here’s another episode that basically writes itself.
say it isn't so - this honest and law abiding criminal is being forced to wear polyester. i say remove those garments and let him wear a cloak like the current king/emperor.
He should offer to testify that he never saw Trump do anything inappropriate with underage girls. Instant move to the Country Club with 100% cotton designer prison wear and 900 thread count Egyptian cotton bed sheets.
Maybe he can be transferred to the new spa of Orangino ....lots of water ....nature around the spa .....and even better clothes 🤣
Awwww.
If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime. At least he's not in a white T-shirt and shorts with his head shaved in a cell with 50 other guys.
He wouldn’t last long with that housing setup.
George Santos is a nobody loser. And that will never change.
A former Republican lawmaker. Perfect.
Can’t he wear his volleyball outfit? A wig?
George Santos expressed his disappointment in the FO phase, after enjoying the FA part so much.
Who?
Maybe he should give CECOT a try for a little perspective.
Maybe they should send him to Aligator Alcatraz where people that haven't actually been convicted of anything (apart from having non white skin) are the ones that really are receiving cruel & unusual punishment
Cry me a river, JFC, those of us who haven’t committed stupid selfish crimes get to wear whatever we want
Put a Versace label on it and he’ll be happy 😂
And he can always layer the jumpsuits if he asks for extras.
😂
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If the p.o.s. was still in congress he would be voting for violating the constitution every damn day. Adios mf!
What a freaking looser of a Goober.
Polyester is like wearing a green scrubby from a dermatological perspective.
These convicted Republicans sent to prison all complain about the conditions. Perhaps had they done something to improve conditions in jails and prisons when they had the chance, they would be having a better time of it now.
George Santos, famous for having lots of dignity.
The jumpsuit is cruel, yet abducting and deporting legal residents to other countries is not….?
He doesn’t like the outfit? Please! 🙄
George Santos has dignity? 😂😂😂
Can’t do the time, don’t do the crimes, he obviously didn’t look into the whole jail time thing.
He’s where he belongs
That's odd ... he didn't seem to object to a yellow polyester tie.
Now if we could just get felon 47 into prison garb.
Why do you give this guy any attention?
Does it have a zipper in the back of the pants?
Monday at the New York Post.
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.
He gonna get violated a LOT WORSE than that…! Low evil laugh….
"Dignity has been violated" sure has implied messages there.
Prison sucks Kitara: it’s supposed to.
When that idiot George Santos, as problems the size of Abrego Garcia’s, it will be worth our attention. Until then, Santos needs to shut up. At least HE got real due process for a crime HE DID COMMIT & isn’t in danger of being sent somewhere he doesn’t know where he could be killed at Trump’s hands!
I love the parenthetical correction - and that Santos is unhappy.
😆
He is seeking attention. Where can I send care package?
G. Santos Hell, 666
Thanks!
Love this for him! 😁😊
Put him in alligator Alcatraz, I heard they have better jumpsuits
I remember him. Wasn't he the guy who stole money raised to help a disabled veteran's sick dog? Yeah, he's got it tough alright.
He should stop insisting on a jumpsuit 2 sizes too small.
Please ignore him.
Sending American prisoners to a foreign country sounds like a reasonable agreement between the good people and MAGA.
It would be nice to think when Santos gets out of prison, he'd become an staunch advocate for prison reform, but we all know he'll just float on over to the next grift.
He does not deserve a voice. Let him sit silently.
Give him some sequins and a bottle of glue. He'll get it sorted.
Right! I'm sure they have some sort of 'crafting hour' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hear that yellow is the trendy color at CECOT this season. Maybe Santos should see if he prefers life there.
Is Georgie Boy is complaining about is all the free sex?
At least he got due process
😂 finally a feel-good story!
I'm looking forward to Santos' insightful socio-political screed on race in his forthcoming, "Letter from a New York Jail."
Gurl please
.... thoughts and tiny violins...
Don't do the Crime if you can't do the Time. Props to Robert Blake. Santos is the classic meme of Fake It till you Make It. He too stupid to understand that you are committing Fraud when you steal people money & identity.
Not sure why kitara’s complaining about her jumpsuit? I’m sure yellow is a lovely color and it flatters her complexion nicely.
Well, like everything else in his life, I'm sure he's not telling the truth about this.
I’m sure those who have been rounded up illegally would say “hold my beer.”
Santos is such a baby
Why are we still talking about this fraud and imposter?
Cry harder. I hope the other prisoners get wind of your disdain and teach you some worthwhile lessons.
The poor dear.
Seriously, though, how can anyone expect to be FABULOUS in yellow polyester??
Stop covering crap like this.
He wouldn’t be in prison if he had not been convicted. Hopefully he will soon realize that Trump doesn’t give a damn about anyone but himself.
If StinkyAssolini had a sense of humor he could pardon George on the condition he wear a polyester leisure suit every day for the rest of his life....🤣
Jailhouse conditions now are barbaric in general. There’s no excuse for those deliberately nauseating and dehumanizing colors. Liberals accept cruel modern right/wing penology now?
Poor Santos just had his scandal break too soon. If everything we learned about him in 2023 was coming to light just now, there is no way he would be expelled from Congress.
What dignity?
Has he tried not committing crimes?
Someone send him a gold lamé jumpsuit to shut him up.
Being a slave in prison is not against the 8th Amendment. All perfectly legal in the USA.
Don't remember him speaking up for other prisoners when he had a platform to make some improvements.
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Oh, the humanity!
When you put a TikTok Diva in prison ⬆️
Who?
Maybe he wants gold lamé🤷
Let’s all cry for poor Georgie Porgie. So sad that prison doesn’t conform to your dress code. Boo Hoo 😭
Oh dear!
I think I'm speaking for everyone here when I say we are done hearing about George Santos.
No way. With the rest of the awful, awful news, I am feeling the need for amusing tidbits like this.
Geezus.🤦🏼
That's why his pleading the 8th didn't work very well