He's full of 💩 Oh wait, his diaper is full of 💩

Taco

Not day one?

I think this may be more like the healthcare plan he has been saying would be ready in 2 weeks since his first term.

Yawn

Hasn't he said that two weeks ago, and two weeks before that and two weeks before that. He knows time still moves forward, right?

It is a two weeks from hell marathon.

It's always two weeks youtu.be/9v-33jcEDk4?...

🤣😅😂

MAGA code: 2 weeks = I'm not THAT smart.

WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

BS

Whatever happened to day one? youtu.be/L1PFAIDwlHs

TWO WEEKS IS BETTER THAN DAY ONE. MORE BETTER. BETTERER THAN MANY THOUGHT POSSIBLE. I KNOW WEEKS. I HAVE SOME OF THE BEST WEEKS. A LOT OF PEOPLE TELL ME. MY WEEKS. NOT THESE WOKE DAYS. NOT DAY ONE. BIDEN WAS DAY ONE. OBAMA. WEEKS. BIG BEAUTIFUL WEEKS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

🤭

It's high time to take him into a secure psychiatric ward...

He kept his promise there. He said that he would be a dictator day one.

That two weeks answer must have worked when his children were young. Promise them anything... in two weeks.

the ever famous "two weeks"...

He’ll get on it right after infrastructure week.

Everything with this guy is two weeks. Is it because he can’t count past 14 or that he can’t count past 2?

Yes.

RESET! Again…

Good Morning Madison 💙

Good morning! ☀️

Doubt tubby knows how to tie his own shoes anymore.

Another day another lie. Revolting.

Everything is "two weeks" with this lying motherfucker.

So he's really saying he doesn't have an idea of what to do.

Two weeks is code for. Not my problem today.

The infamous 2 weeks, a perpetually moving target date 🙄

Everything is “two weeks” - and this stumblefuck clown counts on people forgetting it. They usually do. So receipts are important.

trump "solution" for Ukraine: give putin everything he wants

Lavrov sounded less optimistic than the VP re progress and outlook

I've seen that blank expression before... youtube.com/shorts/GqRma...

Two weeks yet again?

Hello, is there anybody in there, just nod if you can hear me With that stupid droopy eyes and open mouth I have to wonder.

It really surprises me he hasn't considering his mastery of other complex challenges like understanding string theory and all..

It’s always been 2 weeks. It will always be 2 weeks and it’ll never happen! Tick tock, Donald. Tick tock🕰️

ANOTHER 2 weeks? Really? 🤣🤣🤣🤮🤬

He looks like a corpse in that still.

For the rest of my life I will never be able to hear the term “two weeks” without associating it with obfuscation or outright lying.

I can name the tune in 1 note.

Hmm, not aging all that well, kind of like trump himself 🤔🤣😂🤣.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. In your dreams. 😴

Please don't insult chickens.

Idiot

We’ll have to see what happens. We’ll havfta find out.

What is it with him and “two weeks”?

24hrs-2weeks-soon…

Paw Paw pedophile still babbling in la la land?

He wants a Nobel, obviously. Yet, he has turned troops on his own citizens. Wtaf is going on? Fascism has slow rolled and turned us into amerika. We arent 'united' by any means or sense of the word. We're ranked the 128th safest country, out of 195. We are an embarrassment on the world's stage.

Tick fuckin tock, Shitler! You’re falling way behind! But that’s part of the plan isn’t it? String Ukraine along, while supporting you master! Right? You fuckin Pedo Putin Puppet!

He's back, "Donny 2 weeks" lol

youtu.be/lJhHjACjJjA?...

Presidents come and presidents go. We will survive this one too. Battered, bruised, and confused as to where we are as a nation. But he will never break the spirit of real Americans that believe in our Constitution, laws, and sense of fairness of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for all.

1 phonecall

Two weeks came and went many times over. What the hell is dotard don's concept of two weeks?

Two weeks later 🤨

The old “two weeks” game. Such a throatfull of bullshit. Stop eating this crap. Shove it forcefully back into the mouth from which it came.

"Trump says he now thinks" is an oxymoron in and of itself.

Is that the same two weeks he needed to show us the alternative to Obamacare, or the same two weeks that he needed before he could release his taxes, or some other type of bullshit.

Two Weeks! 🥃

He looks like he’s on his last legs .

That and infrastructure week

He didn’t say WHICH two weeks though did he…. 😏🤪😂

I’m going to cure cancer, in about 2 weeks.

He looks like he has one foot in the grave already.

I have fairy tales too

Two weak, too late

Hahahaha!!

Donny 2 weeks...smh

Get Smart (1965)

There are anybody who still believes in him? Come on let’s see the files.

Again- “two weeks”. Where is that health plan you promised in two weeks in 2018? Where is that Mexico payment for the wall you promised “in two weeks”? How about that infrastructure plan you promised repeatedly on your first term “in two weeks”? Losers lie and say “in two weeks”. Period.

Don’t forget about the 53 times he said he’d end the war in 24 hours! www.cnn.com/2025/04/25/p...

If anyone falls for that crap they’re brain dead. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Every time, Trump refused to sanction Russia or provide Ukraine with resources already budgeted. It was a ruse to continue treason.

Along with the 6 , no wait 7, no 10 it was 10 other wars he’s ended. 🙄

Sleepy Joe 2.0 👀

Unfortunately Chump has proved to be unreliable with his claims and the truth. If I was his boss reviewing his effectiveness, I'd call him in and tell him "your fired".

Oh good it’ll be coming out with the new healthcare plan. What a fabulous rollout.

🤣😂🤣😂

Yeah, sure: 1. It's fun to be Jewish 2. The check is in the mail 3. I p................ 4. The Ukraine-Russia conflict will be solved in 2 weeks!!!

it's always 2 weeks, i guess in 2 weeks we are also supposed to find out if he plans on doing anything to russia for bombing an american factory over in ukraine, and also if putin will be in attendance for fifa 🙄 such a fucking traitor

Honestly would you buy a used car from this guy? It’s true that so many Americans hear his words as the gospel At the same time those words don’t pass the used car salesman test He’s just full it

Let us guess. Two weeks? Nope. It's like the Gaza genocide, do nothing but praise Netanyahu for his barbaric land grabbing. Birds of a feather........ What has this world come to when we allow murderous dictators to ignore human rights then try to normalize it?

He can’t solve his incontinence is 2 weeks or ever.

I don't know if this is a typo, but it's applicable and bloody funny. If Orange doesn't smell of turds, he will in days. He's rolling downhill fast. The bullshit coming out of him will be legendary. Biden burned out properly. That's what time and immense stress does. Trump has always been a goon.

Vile and daft US Presiking Dumbold Turnip, who oddly never mentions #Democracy among his MAGA objectives, has said the bloody-handed Russian dictator who recently stained US soil will have another "two weeks" or so to make peace in Ukraine via heavy civilian bombardment. #uspoli #cdnpoli #eupoli

What is with Trump, everything will happen in 2 weeks. Healthcare, 2 weeks. Infrastructure, 2 weeks. Russia/Ukraine, 2 weeks. Of course, nothing ever happened in these 2 week increments, but MAGA doesn’t care, Trump said it so it must be true. His Trumplican’s are just so gullible!!!!

January was 1 day, May was 2 weeks, we should be well on the way to 6+ weeks by now, right? Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Two week Trump always chickens out.

The two WEAK man

Just like his health care plan from 2016 that we are still waiting on

Dumb ass doesn’t even know how many days are in a week, or a month, or a year or geography or how to form words into sentences.

Trump hasn’t solved any problem that wasn’t manufactured by his own creation.

💯 he can't solve those neither

Thank you for standing with me Ukraine 🇺🇦💛 your support truly means a lot

2 weeks times infinity. Gives him wiggle room.

We somehow have stop giving credence to someone who blurts out the first thing that enters his head. No reflection. No way of rationalising the pathway there. Just spewing out whatever stream of consciousness is happening to pass its way through at any given moment.

Yeah, remember when he also announced he had a buyer for tiktok and would announce it in 2 weeks. He seems to like the 2 week mark. Far enough out for everyone to forget due to something new being in the news.

Donnie Two Weeks

The only thing he can say worth reporting is "AAARRRGGGGHHH, MY HEART! SPLAT!

Will he even be alive in two weeks? I mean, hopefully not, but evil people have impressive longevity.

Remember wimpy? “Let me have a hamburger and I will gladly pay you Tuesday. “ That’s who he reminds me of.

The old "two weeks" strategy again.

😅

2 weeks 2 weeks 2 weeks

And the 2 weeks before that 2 weeks.

But if you move towards two weeks in increments equal to half of the distance to two weeks, it takes an infinite amount of time to get there. 

I should've said half the distance to the two week mark.

He couldn't solve it so instead he went full dictator on DC and invited his handler, Putin to the upcoming FIFA in DC

What are the odds that two weeks from now he'll remember his own name?

🤣🤣🤣

Trump seems poised for this bold claim - “I, too, walk on water!” At least there’s a basis for this whopper: his feet sweat.

"I'll end the war on Day 1 someday."

Obviously he was using Jupiter time -- two Jupiter weeks would be about 6 Earth years.

Think he needs to learn to walk in a straight line first.

WHICH two weeks?

Trump needs to sit down and shut the fuck up!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣idiot🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

...just as soon as he realizes that English is the national language of Liberia.

#DonnieDoubleWeaks

Always two weeks. Is Trump Mr Fortnight?

That anyone can believe anything this liar says is beyond belief!

But no problem buying bonds, setting up bitcoins, getting paid transaction fees, forcing % stakes in critical tech companies, moving around money for airplane gifts, stealing trophies. Oh, and golf. Lots and lots of golf.

Donny “Two Weeks” is on the case! 😎

I imagine that 2 weeks was the answer to everything in his entire life.

Nobel Putz Prize

Lol

fuck stick mcgurk is a mental patient🖕

And every maga chimpanzee in the country is like…

2 weeks from when? I wonder

It's the "sliding window" party of 2 weeks... It's always 2 weeks

Ah, proverbial 2 weeks?

Oh ! Plaaleeze!

Why does he even bother? The whole world knows he's full of shit by now. If he could only comprehend how much he's being laughed at for being so incompetent.

#TrillionDollarLoser

“Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”🙄 #StartAntiInvasionNat’lGuard in blue cities…

Oh good, that’s when his new “beautiful” healthcare plan is coming, too? Right? He said it. It must be true! Right?

TACO ya da ya da ya da

Just like his health care plan

Everything is always two weeks what an asshole when is he going to jail I hope it’s today!!!

And Jesus said there'd be a second coming in, what, ten thousand years (I don't care to remember the Bible tbh)? Maybe they operate on the same time table...

I’m glad I didn’t hold my breath in anticipation. 🙄🙄

We're always 2 weeks away from the next MAGAt great thing. Through all the carny, flim-flam, ponzi bullcrap of the orange slob's version of hellish nirvana, we've been "2 weeks-ed" out of our democracy and our destiny of a more perfect Union. And we are left with Orange Hitler and the Gestapo Goons.

2 weeks🤣

Also, 5 more sleeps!!

PEDOtRUmp works for putin

Ah, the magical 2 weeks.

So what's the solution for 2-weeks. "I have a concept"

Way past sell by date. War resolution and guy promising it.

Ah yes, TWO WEEKS! The old two weeks rule comes into play🤪

& 2 weeks for the Epstein/(tRump) files?

Donald 'Two Weeks' Trump. He relies on his base having the attention span of a goldfish.

Thank you for standing with Ukraine 🇺🇦💛 your support truly means a lot

Riiiiiiiggghhhtttt…. I’m still waiting for Mexico to pay for the wall…

Mark your calendar. 🗓✔️

Good Morning Jean 💙

Good morning, Damian!

Which two weeks?

Oh? Which two weeks?

trumpedo lies as easily as he breathes - the delusion is real as the kakistocracy surrounds him and tries to normalize his very unpresidential behavior.

My father died from Alzheimer's. He looked like this when he had his dementia. Just sayin'.

He needs to stop giving dead lines he can't meet. What did he get a call from Putin? "Okay, okay, Donny, in two weeks, I'll make you look good to the American people. I know, I said that last time, but this time, I mean it." 2 weeks later... Breaking! Once again, TACO Trump fails to end the war

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Here we go, everything is 2 weeks away. That's his go to. Sort of reminds me of 'Oh, Brother, where Art Thou'.

that will be a mistake.

He really looks like he could solve anything....asleep

In Trump world ‘two weeks’ means NEVER. Like ‘let’s see what happens’ means - I DONT HAVE A CLUE. Or ‘that’s a nasty question’ means THAT IS ON POINT. I CANNOT ANSWER SO I WILL ATTACK YOU. There are plenty more.

"No one has ever seen anything like this" means this has definitely happened before

Or when he claims something is “new” or that “many people didn’t know about…” it’s a dead giveaway that he just learned something new. Like the word “groceries.”

Or that it’s never happened, including now.

Many people are saying = No one. No one is saying. Only the voices in his head.

Many people are saying is a reference to actually nobody.

Saw a clip showing just how many times Trump has deployed the "two weeks" line. He knows two weeks is enough time for the mindless media to move onto something else and proclaim the prior issue "in the past".

“I have a plan” means “I don’t have a plan.” “Concept of a plan” means “absolutely no plan whatsoever.”

"no one knew" - everyone knew but me "I know more than anyone about..." - I don't know shit

"Too Weak" There, I fixed it for him @TACOtooweakTrump

in all fairness, he didn't specify which 2 weeks

Or what year

Taco 2 weeks and ever day is more horror for the Ukrainian people. He has his orders from Putin.

Isn’t 2 weeks his code word for never!

Well, obviously he didn’t mean two weeks in a row.

🤭

It is still under the average Trump’s two weeks. Compare to replace Obamacare which is still at the concept level after 8 years and the infrastructure plan. The only things he really did faster is Project 2025 and being dictator on day one.

Now in his quest for a Nobel Peace Prize, it appears he's pushing us towards military action in Venezuela. I'm sure it has nothing to do with them having the largest oil reserves in the world. The gold, diamonds, and other resources are I'm sure of no interest to him.

he looks so dumb without a cap that tells "he's right about everyshits" ...

The traitor is waiting for something to happen for which he can blame Zelensky.

Two Weeks? Where have I heard that before?

It has stalled in the Gulf of Two Weeks.

President Blowhard Only Has One Gear....Nonsense....

Aahahahaha! Like them big tariff deals🙄

Two weeks. It’s always two weeks.

finally

Everything is 2 weeks. He could not put his shoes on in 2 weeks over his cankles

Everything is two weeks. Still waiting on the health bill 🥱🥱🥱

Nigel Farage would claim he could do it in a fortnight.

Or 78.57% of a Scaramucci.

Does anyone take this moron seriously? Really? I can’t believe people carry out the insane orders of an evil man-baby. Imagine if everyone just said no. Police, military, courts. What if people went on strike. Is there a book - how to stop fascism?

Keeps being two weeks

Not 50 days?!? Are we back to the old Reality TV Plan?

Everything is Grounded Hog Day with idiot boy. Two weeks,two weeks,two weeks. Lol

Waiting..

You yanks will be lucky if you get to have a steam age at this rate. He is clinically insane.

Keep up it's 50 days now.....I think....

The check is always in the mail, right asshole??? 🥴

Well he single handedly stopped the Vietnam war, oh no wait, it was the Korean War, no wait, the war in Sudan…or was it the Congo or … it was the Kiwis. “ I like bananas. It’s the best fruit. There’s never been a fruit like a banana. It’s beautiful. Like gold. “

The only war he ended was the one between the government and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Thank you for standing with Ukraine 🇺🇦💛 your support truly means a lot

He saved our airports during the Revolutionary War.