So Trump’s cabinet officials have now said that he saved Christianity, Christmas, and College Football. bsky.app/profile/atru...
So Trump’s cabinet officials have now said that he saved Christianity, Christmas, and College Football. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Do any of these people actually work? Do they care at all about the PUBLIC they’re supposed to be working for? Or do they just spend their days coming up with compliments for Dear Leader?
Are their families at all embarrassed??
I sincerely hope that once this ends, the rest of his cabinet has a text group of everyone but Trump and it's all just lol's about how they sure laid it on thick and that he will never know betrayal as he will the day we 25th him I'm not high, promise
The Holy Trinity of neoconservatism
saved from whom?
hahahahahahahahahahha
The ball washing of Trump is an important part of his Cabinet meetings. Real North Korea Dear Leader shit.
They did everything but get on their knees to fluff his nutter. It's hard to estimate the biggest waste of our taxpayer dollars gold gilding the White House or 3 hours of top paid gov. officials drooling.
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Don’t forget whales
He saved pretty much anything beginning with C. Next week: Dining, Dickheads and Dictatorship
He can save this country,… by resigning!
Don’t forget the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy
They'd better be thinking about saving themselves once the entire American public realizes what exactly they've been up to.
How does anyone sit through this without vomiting?
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Next they'll claim he can walk on water...
Soon they’re going to be crediting him with dying for their sins.
🤢🤮🤮🤮
Cowards
Nobel Peace Prize incoming in 3, 2, 1... 🤣
This is sick...how can you watch this without regurgitatating
ha ha ha ha!
College football, and sports of all kinds virtually disappeared under Biden. Only Trump could have saved them. And especially the half-time cheer leading shows.
Demento is irretrievably broken, who could sit through 2 hours of sycophants making up nonsense for demento. Demento is thin skinned and wicked dumb.
Sounds like a Candace Cameron Bure movie on the Great American Family channel.
Ass kissing session.
“The country feels different…” Truer words were never spoken. The country feels broken…
From what?
Sorry, Toxic Tangelo, you still don't get a fkn Nobel Peace Prize...
Witkoff not knowing how to pronounce the Nobel peace prize or Nobel Committee as “No-bell”, and calling it “Noble” as in “no Bull”, just like KKKaroline does, is epic on the scale or realizing billionaires are globally ignorant, fallible ass kissing jerks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G1k...
SO MUCH EMBARRASSING SYCOPHANCY!
Don't chock on that thing while you're talking
And Labor Day apparently
Sure, and we will all have a "Danny fucking Kaye Christmas" 🤣
Danny Kaye was Jewish
It's a line from movie Christmas Vacation 🤣🤣🤣
I forgot that...and I have watched that movie every Christmas...a family ritual.
✅🤣
And Jewish Irving Berlin wrote, "White Christmas". Christian Nationalists better watch their assumptions.
they are conflicted beyond help ✅
You're damn right it feels different! It sucks!
In 3 1/2 years we will need a large ambulance to take this "cabinet" members to an insane asylum. Don't forget the white straight jackets they will need them.
OMG🤯🤯
Fucking pathetic.
He also invented the hamburger
Delusional! KISS the ring moments at this cabinet meeting. Do they actually work???
They can keep them if they take him and never come back
Surprised he hasn't found a cure for cancer yet, although given his choice of RFK Jr perhaps it'll take a little longer.
Why people don’t just ask these people “are you not embarrassed by the way you have to publicly debase yourself for a job? How is this worth it?”
Don’t forget the 10 wars he personally ended, 3 of them just by his being in the Oval Office, since he didn’t even know about them. People are saying that there are 20 wars the would have started if Harris was the President instead of Trump.
He is a walking tantrum with a god complex!! Good God!! He’s a freaking wrecking ball of insecurity dressed up like a man. Such a bunch of losers!!
Thank you, donold for saving democracy, women’s rights, LGBTQ rights, books, Medicare, veterans benefits, climate policies, federal lands, Native Americans rights and land, gun reform, etc. 🙄 They’re a bunch of groveling gutless turds and I hope hell takes them, SOON!
The shit they say. None of the praises are for anything that matters.
Apple pie and eggs ✋️
There they sit at the table, clutching their family jewels, if they still have any.
#StupidAtWork
Wondering what stage of congestive heart disease he’s currently at… I have no facts, just Google and reports he can’t walk, has difficulty breathing, can’t dress without assistance, is losing his mind and related, can’t speak a coherent sentence. Hurry up already!
How embarrassing to see people pucker up for this madman.
Thank you, m'lord
I know for a fact that these snakes talk s*** behind the orange man's back. They don't respect him. They ridicule him and they tolerate him because he allows them to do what they want. The orange one allows them to be as racist as they want without repercussions. Hilarious.
And what does that say about them? They are no better than commercial sex workers.
In my country, Jesus does not save Fearless Leader. Fearless Leader saves Jesus
We can afford zero dolls, cable or tickets to the game or food to celebrate
Do they just brainstorm this s*it and present a list of imaginary accomplishments at staff meetings?
After Trump finally croaks, these bottom dwelling pond scum creatures will kill each other to rule over the remnants of the MAGA base.
Wow, they REALLY like the taste of that orange ass, dont they?
Where?
He also saved spinach, collard greens and 2 cobs of corn at the local grocer. However, several hamburgers didn’t make it.
And like 10 wars nobody on earth know about
GOP Politburo
OMG
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Everything he touches dies!
You'd think a guy who could save Christianity, Christmas, and College Football woldn't be having so much trouble getting the Epstein Files released
JFC
Deluded.
Well, he's a God among men, isn't he?
If by “saving” they meant fucking then yes , yes indeed he very well and truly fucked it all up !
It's like they are ramping up on the crzy crzy juice
The ass kisser cabinet makes me nauseous.
This would be funny if it wasn't so fucking horrifying.
“We’re very grating” would be a more accurate statement.
Wonder how it feels to be in this meeting, sucking up to the big fat stupid white guy. Do they think they are being sincere and good? Do they like being slaves?
Dump college football if that's what it takes to save the humanities!
Has the circle jerk started yet?
These ass kissing douchebags are disgusting human beings.
this fellating of Trump at every opportunity makes me gag.
What hasn’t he saved???? Oh… MONEY 🤡
Bless you for enduring having to watch this nonsense. It’s gross. It’s vile. It’s completely disqualifying.
Trump is making blow jobs in the White House great again.
You better believe this country “just feels different.”
What an unmitigated bunch of ass kissing toadies.
Was this a meeting of a bunch of losers jacking off trump. Sickening how pathetic they all are. I used to watch Kim Jongs people and go wtf.
Maybe this is why. youtu.be/gFqno1EKyp8?...
This is making me so nauseated. It’s hard to comprehend how this many people would decide to publicly debase themselves like this.
And he's stopped 10 wars (if you count the 3 "pre-wars")!
He must’ve done that between fucking teenagers with Jeffrey Epstein
What a bunch of mindless sycophants! 🤮🤮
But not bud lite, Cracker Barrel, or the nfl all of which are woke.
Yeah, the country definitely "feels different" alright, like going over Niagara Falls on a jet ski.
PTL!
You know what he hasn’t saved? Taxpayer’s money.
But not: Voting rights National Parks The economy The republic Fair elections The environment Food safety Social Security Medicare The tourist industry
And the entire Universe!
Wow. How in hell do they live in their own heads and hearts. Wow.
Shameful.
The kind of sniveling obsequiousness that would make Grima Wormtongue cringe!!!!!
She’s obviously drunk the Kool Aid
Disgusting. Just more snowflakes hoping to keep their jobs. Do they really need to go to such extremes to prove themselves?
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This is disgusting. I may vomit
This football nonsense goes back to covid. The Pyongyang vibes is thru the roof today
Every day is Thanksgiving at the White House!🙄
You are not giving, ad infinitum, infinite respect to Dear Leader. Off with your head!
And still no Nobel peace price. The ingratitude is palpable.
Oh good GOD!!! Can they just ALL get down on their knees and get it over with🤮???
This is so cringe worthy.
The country feels different because their potent Kool aid has them in fantasy land, adoring dear leader, kissing the ring. Listen to the tone of their voice—La la land!
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Their benefactors Putin and Xi must be loving this embarrassing display, their propaganda outlets will be playing it on loop in their countries. 🤦♀️
Yes, MAGA Jesus is a savior of almost everything….except democracy.
The fuck?
Maybe they are practicing their eulogies.
Lmao! Yeah... and I single-handedly saved the dinosaurs... The Orange Turd's résumé getting wilder by the day 😂
These people are embarrassing themselves in front of the world. Pathetic.
Isn't this the way people talk to grandpa on his deathbed?
In brief: The world!
All these sycophants say something different. You think there’s a signal chat where they parse out who’s going to say what to keep the narcissist placated.
WTF is college football even doing in the conversation?
Has any of them accidently called him President Putin yet?? Because that is exactly what a tyrant's cabinet does. Stroke that ego...
Where do they find these pedophile worshipers?
I heard he saved gravity too!
WTF thank you for taking away all our dignity
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Trump gathers his favorite Republican pedophiles to see who could be the best a** kisser. Brooke Rollins won easily youtube.com/shorts/lVokH...
Christianity, Christmas, and College Football. Cracker Barrel starts with a ‘C’, too. Perhaps it’s too soon.
And Labour Day. Today he saved that!
He just told a reporter the other day he would like to be appreciated. That was their cue to show him a widdle wuv . Bless his narcissistic heart.
All while destroying justice, accountability and the truth. . .
If anything he ruined Christmas since nobody will be able to afford toys for the kids.
Is every Cabinet Meeting just an ass kissing event? Nothing productive goes on I see.
better known as a circle jerk where everyone in the room gets a chance to rub his tiny peen.
They all should be required to rock and bow when they are genuflecting. I've heard they are going to do a future one on their knees. It would save time and give them better access.
Yes and kiss 💋 his swollen cankled 🦶 feet!
Funny how a 67 year old stroke survivor and a 67 year old dialysis patient have a similar sense of humor. Since I can't control what my neighbor at dialysis watches on their TV, I'm exposed to more of this than I'd care for. At least I can get it off my chest here. No fistfights at dialysis.
Why does your neighbor get to choose?
Oh it's just the low-tech set up. You have your own TV, But you can also see everybody else's. It's tough not to have your eye caught by the goofy chyrons and nonsense headlines. But honestly, it's healthy for me to see it. It's unfathomable unless you see what Fox runs 24x7.
At least you can see the bright(?) side of being subjected to that crap.
A definite no no for 👍 sure!
Dead leader, on your knees. So revolting
We are such a stupid country. People believe this garbage.
🤣🤣
Even more humiliating and embarrassing than his first term dear leader kiss ass roundtable...
Who did he save Xmas from? The fucking grinch?
A big hearty FY to them all
A serial adulterer, a convicted felon who committed fraud & ran for POTUS to stay out of jail, a racist, a documented liar, an insurrectionist, an adjudicated rapist, an aspiring autocrat…the only “saving” he’s done is for himself to stay out of jail for his NY fraud convictions. What sycophants! 🤮
Holy Kool Aid Batman! They can’t possibly be this silly? Can they? Jesus save us for real. We aren’t safe. Please someone send help.
Don't forget those Whales..
And that's only the Cs, ill bet he's got a whole alphabet soup of rescues
Breaking: Dangerous amount of bullshit in the room, use care when kneeling to kiss trumps ass.
He saved three things that were not in any danger whatsoever? Whatta guy.
Awesome!
... and 101 Dalmatians!
And don’t forget the other big “C”, Corruption!
He is also saving the public knowledge of the sexual depravity Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell by blocking those FBI files.
Don’t forget Labor Day. He also gets credit for that for some reason
He did say we have too many federal holidays, I guess by not actively removing them he's "saved" them
silly cult toady
Oh, the country feels different alright
That old don, can't even save a catheter or bag
It is surprising that anyone can believe this crap let alone post it. But you can’t join the circus unless your head is way up Bozo’s ass.
Trump breaks Commandments on a daily basis. Anyone can claim to be Christian but their actions prove otherwise.
This has to be the most embarrassing cabinet meeting in US history. Haven’t seen this kind of sucking up since Eddie Haskell met Mr & Mrs Cleaver.
ESPN saved College Football !
Working his way through the alphabet. X-Rays, Yo-Yos, and Zimas will be the last in line for saving.
It's a clown car driven by one so insane that the world is trying to avoid him.
College football needed saving? I'll check with my bookie. Yes I know I can bet online now. Merry Christmas
A Circle Jerk for a small man. SAD
With the exception of his chief of staff look at all those white males.
And won 10 wars.
Created the universe in 6 days. Wottaguy! 🫠
YHGTOBFKM!! 😠
And he did it all with bone spurs. Remarkable.
Gagorama
This is fine, but if he claims to have saved jazz instead of Ryan Gosling, then the gloves are really coming off.
He’s going to demand 10% of all NIL revenue.
That will make you puke. None of them has an ounce of self-esteem.
How the fuck is this okay with half of our country?!?!?!?
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JFC!
He’s making up for a life of people telling him to fuck off. And the joke’s on us.
I can't wait for the first toad that doesn't toadie hard enough and he has them executed.
This mental charade can’t go on much longer surely.
Thank you Mr. President for saving daylight savings. Everyone hated it, everyone wanted to get rid of it but you said, "no it helps my golf game." So thank you for not listening to the people. They just don't understand a stable genius like you.
Soon the "cabinet members" will be sabotaging each other for the favor of Trump.
So sickening.
Stalin used to have a gaggle of sycophants kissing his ass and feeding him lines of bullshit daily as well. But Stalin was probably smart enough to know it was bullshit. That is the important distinction.
Once we defeat them, they're going to need some serious psychological treatment.
I’m surprised no one told him his poop doesn’t smell either. All can be solved by releasing full non redacted Epstein files including those from the Treasury. Follow the money.
Are they playing without those woke-ass helmets and pads this season?
Can you imagine if these guys actually did some work ? This is nearly everyday now it would be easier if they just stood around him and tossed themselves off..