THIS is the guy that Donald Trump has sent to Moscow multiple times to negotiate on behalf of the United States. And he talks about “peace through strength”. THIS is strength? THIS is our tough negotiator? Zero foreign policy or diplomatic experience. To deal with Putin. Sheesh.
Is this Tiffany Trump's father-in-law?
No. This is a real estate friend of his.
What a balless Nazi cocksucker.
That speech with that music almost made me 😢 I guess we all can come up with some money and buy gramps a participation trophy and take claim on a ride to get his prize in the looney bus.
Tell this moron its noBEL
A barrel of idiots
A worthless worm without a brain.
Arse kissing becomes an olympic sport,
What could possibly go wrong 🤔.
Real estate investor turned into a Buffon His meeting with Vlad that after the Pa shooter missed he went church to pray for his friend He was pleased the guy missed Alaska meat & greet What a disgrace
Well, maybe he should wish in one hand and shit in the other ….
Can't pronounce Nobel correctly. Moron sez whut?
By the time he returns to the US he will be working as a Russian spy
beyond gross and he should firsr learn how to pronounce „Nobel“ before hailing his king
Badges?
He’s not smart, after all.
Effing Brown Noser
When we understand this guy negotiates on behalf of trump's owner putin, it all makes sense.
FFS!
Is it the Noble peace prize now?
Gosh, they just keep out groveling each other…
NOBLE?? Fucking stupid u.s. people, it's NOBEL! Fuck your education system sucks shit
Mediocre white dickhead
I wonder how he pronounces the word “bagel”
He calls it the Noble committee, not Nobel. Asshat
This guy wants a “deal” with Putin that will line his own pockets.
"If I were to appoint a qualified person to any of these positions I would be seen as weak and caving to the scummy left." David Dennison.
This luminary mispronounces the name of the award Trump should definitely win. It's not "Noble" Steve, it's "Nobel" with the accent on the second syllable. You sir, will not win the award for Syllabic Sycophancy.
I thought he was just trying to make real estate deals for trump.
Speaking of cracker barrels, sheesh wtf
A bunch of ass kisser.
Slurp, slurp. Noble committee? What a dodo.
He’s white, old, looks corporate, loves the Orange Messiah. No other qualifications are required.
He cannot even pronounce the word correctly. 🥴🥴🥴🥴
He can't even say it right.
Can barely speak his native tongue
Blowjobs without any touching are something else.
Yep we’re fuc*ked.
Trump must think he has strong lips & kissing a dictator's ass (?) with them is a show of strength.
This is what the positive thinking movement brought to the table.
There must be some type of stupid gas being pumped into this meeting. There is no reality there.
Isn't the Noble Prize Store next door to Four Season's Landscaping?
You know who scares Putin? Obama.
Nothing about this regime is believable.
“Wankoff” as he is known to Russian, European, Asian governments. Fucking useless.
🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
No one in the Trump Administration has qualifications nor the experience to handle their jobs. That is part of his autocriticism regime! Have you noticed? Qualifications are whatever he says, kiss his ring and ass!
If he drinks, he got drunk tonight
The delicate nuances of foreign diplomacy escapes these phonies completely. This ain't a power lunch at whatever upscale Martini bar they frequent.
"Well why don't you just go right up to him and stick your tongue straight down his trousers?!"
Can kickers
First, it's no-bell prize, not noble. Also, he's such a suck up it's embarrassing.
Next? Remember, F47 won't let them do what is needed experience or not, cuz he is compromised by Putin.
A Russian envoy who doesn’t even speak the language.
WTF. We NEED serious people in government. This is just pathetic.
What Ron, you don't think a hack real estate agent can keep up with a KGB Colonel/professional killer? What could go wrong?
I wish he’d learn to say Nobel correctly - ie No-BELL, not noble.
How is he talking while scarfing down a Cheat-o-lini orange balls sandwich washed down with a kissin' ass sh*t shake?
He is kind of a dork. Like homeschooled. A smart stump.
Oh dear, humans sure pick some curious folks for their big talks across the pond! Meanwhile, here in Canada, we animals just nod and munch on snacks, thinking, 'Maybe strength comes from unity, not awkward trips!' If only we raccoons could negotiate peace through dumpster diplomacy!
🤣🤣😻 perfect!!
How can he breathe without a snorkel? .........His head is so far up Trump's ass
How many Nobel Peace Prizes have ever been awarded to people who continually campaigned for one? In fact, has any Peace Prize winner ever stated beforehand that they want one, let alone deserve one? The whole concept of making this a goal is ludicrous.
Everyone knows Trump is Putins lap dog
Perplexity: "Steve Witkoff has been relatively successful as Trump's special negotiator, despite having no prior diplomatic experience." www.perplexity.ai/search/how-s...
That cease fire is one sided. As planned.
I'm no fan of Trump, but his foreign policy record speaks for itself: ⤵️ bsky.app/profile/jnav...
Cringier than Bessent
Do they actually believe the BS they spew out of is it all to save their cushy jobs.
Lavrov might be evil, but he is probably the best diplomat in the world and will make anyone from the Trump administration look like complete idiots.
He can’t even pronounce it correctly! It isn’t the noble peace prize. It is the Nobel Peace Prize. Named after Alfred Nobel. This cabinet is full of incompetent suck ups.
Make that fuck ups
Trump.only,surrounds himself with with idiots
OMG. How nauseating.
HE IS A JOKE, JUST LIKE tRUMP.
WTF!
What a puss. 😂
Useless
Pathetic failure.
His entire cabinet is inept and brings zero intelligence to the table. We are the laughing stock of the world!
We have the equivalent of carpet samples as cabinet secretaries... Door mats.
The noble Nobel committee.
Trump DID NOT focus on staff qualifications for this term. He looked for loyalists. He wanted people who didn't know what they were doing, so they would listen to the same people who are telling Trump what to do. His Cabinet doesn't know (or care) enough to disagree. That's NOT leadership.
I'm not an official of the government and yet I knew that there can't be peace with Putin He wants total surrender and world domination if he can Biden was more forceful with Putin than this
“Peace through strength, the Nobel committee should considered Trump for the Peace prize or else we will tariff Sweden like they couldn’t imagined and we will bomb the headquarters of the Nobel organization. We have a very strong approach to Peace and you better bend or else ”
Even when they tell the truth it’s masked by lies. Peace = End the war (just end it, who cares if the outcome is just and the belligerents are held accountable) Through strength = by appeasing the deadliest (ie. “strongest”) belligerent
It won’t be long now before Trump is no longer plaguing the world, and begins eternity down below with Putin. Sadly, Vance will still be haunting America.
Temu Pat Sajak doesn’t know how to pronounce Nobel.
His face is firmly planted in Donald Hussein trumps arse!!!
This should have the Curb Your Enthusiasm song
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩💩
The entire cabinet…..
Omggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All this time I thought it was NOBEL. Silly me.🤷♀️🤷♂️
He's really going to be pissed when Newsom gets it. That just might do him in 🤞
Another Russian asset on Putin's payroll.
Lest we forget they're renaming the DOD to the Dept of War Because .... War is Peace
Way to get the Nobel committee to pay attention?
That's a quote from 1984
UP is DOWN BLACK is WHITE TRUTH is FICTION Welcome to TrumpWorld ... where the facts are whatever Trump says they are. If you dare to disagree, YOU are the one who's wrong. Automatically.
He paid millions to be a mar a lago dinner guest, that is his credential
“No-bull” award
Ass clown
Lemme fix this... "The people from the Nobel? That they realize you have the YUGEST ass to kiss and there's plenty of room for all of us here to share with Putin who'll realize he's missing out".
"In the arms of an angel..."
🤣
Fools and morons all. Clearly this dipshit has never even heard of the NoBEL because he clearly has no idea how to pronounce it. Fucking idiots.
I’m going to puke 🤮
😂 Yep. But why him? Why does Donald always send him, not Little Marco etc? Read on from "I learned the business from him" ... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
As much a tool than his leader
Did he mean peace through ass kissing? Because as we know, appeasement never works with authoritarian thugs…
Hi Ron...sorry I see your sheesh and raise you a For F#ck Sake
Sooooooo pathetic
He talks like a thug! And it’s No’-bel not no-‘Bul
“Since this noble award was ever talked about” JFC. Gross. Have they no self-respect?
WTF is a "Noble Award"?
For being full of gas
The “Noble” committee. Nauseating.
Yeah but he knows how to suck an extra $50k out of an Indianapolis dentist buying a timeshare in Southwest Florida.
This is only one, just one, of the reasons the US is in so much trouble. Worldwide. The rest of the planet is rapidly adjusting as it's clear to anyone with a brain, the descent of the US. It will take at least a generation to recover a small amount of what has now been lost. Unbelievable.
It’s a dog and pony show
Seems logical to me for a cunt to send a pussy to do their bidding. What’s the problem?
Countless of experts on Russia and Putin to choose from - for arguably the most important diplomatic appointment of all - and he chooses a real estate salesman who can’t even pronounce “Nobel”?
That's because he probably thinks it's the 'Noble' Peace Prize. 😀
NOble? No, dipshit. It’s noBEL.
He doesn't even know what it is!
What a fecking bumbler. 😆🤣 Can’t manage his lines.
Yes but remember his son works with Trumps sons in the WLF crypto grift, thats it..same unqualifications as Lutnick and his sperms crypto ventures, wake up. Now RELEASE THE FULL EPSTEIN FILES, ty
Pathetic
The cult is getting edgy. Completely insane. They do not even know how to put a phrase together and they do not even acknowledge the damage they are causing the country. They are in denial and that is criminal, at least.
It doesnt take a lot of backbone to deliver the bag
Maybe he sucks Putin’s dick too?
He puts the caca in kakistocracy
Very good. Follow worthy. 📌
What a wordsmith!
😆 so eloquently spoken
It's never going to happen, no matter what Trunt does now
Cronyism over qualifications. That's this Trump administration.
Have I been mispronouncing the NO-BELL wrong all these years? Is he pronouncing it correctly?And this is this MFers ONLY wish. These are not serious people.🤔🙄
He needs to wipe the orange smudge off his lips.
All of them do! Every last one of them. And some of the dems.
Can't even pronounce it right. What a joke.
EMBARASSING
Only the best people
Why do these trumpanzees mispronounce "Nobel". Just stupid I guess
The Swedes finally have relented and decided to bestow one of their highest awards to Trump.
. Putin can't stop laughing . . . ... what a bunch of morons ! 💠 🫣 💠
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This POS is a criminal working for ruZZia
The dumbasses have all the power.
Noble?
Impressive he can go balls deep and still talk. He just have gills
Must not just
I am embarrassed for America. I am also terrified for America and Ukraine.
JFC
Nobel? Not a chance. If there was an Ignoble prize, Trump would be a shoo-in.
Like so many others in this Cabinet, Witikoff works for the Russians.
Truly pathetic. America, you have become a joke, a dangerous, idiotic joke
Why should he be any more competent than the rest of Trump’s picks?
Trumps meeting sheds light on why I get fired from corporate jobs. While I’m busy doing my job, I’m always missing the sycophants meeting.
YES! I thought the exact same thing. I will not attend any ass kissing meetings…EVER If this is what you have to do and how you have to act to get to billionaire status, fuck it, I don’t want any part of. I’ll keep what I have, make it the best ever and be VERY happy. Which they clearly aren’t
He's a marshmallow he's useless just a strawman negotiating for another strawman🤨👇🏼
As Bugs Bunny would say: what a maroon!
He looks like a rat too
Another republican clown. 🙄🤡
Begging like dogs.
Deep throat!
How does security keep a straight face looking and listening to these assholes licking morons. VOTE
Move along, nothing noble here
The noble award?
Came here to say same? Another IVY League white guy.
I think he knows how it’s pronounced but it’s part of his disgusting pandering to pronounce it like drumpf once did.
Good point. It’s so pathetic.
EVERYONE needs to understand, not one country is capable of over taking another. We are ripe for the picking & no one is taking action. Some are busy with wars they cannot win, other enemies don’t want to bother. We don’t have to worry about a Red Dawn or another WW-So let’s start eating the rich!
In Witkoff’s defense, it has to be hard to pronounce “Nobel” with trump’s cock and balls in his mouth
Actually, his head is so far up trump’s ass, I can’t believe he can still breathe.
TBH I am more and more convinced that only the financial collapse of the US as a result of Trump’s decrees and mismanagement will resolve current situations in both US and Ukraine-we will all have to undergo some severe (probably financial) pain to get to the other side
I keep watching for him to do to the FDIC what he did to the CFPB. When that starts I’ll be pulling all my funds out. There will be a run on the banks just like in the Great Depression and it will all collapse. At this point I feel this is inevitable and just a matter of time. Keep watching.
What’s he done to deserve it? “[Per] Nobel's will, Peace Prize shall be awarded to the person who in preceding yr ‘shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies & for the holding & promotion of peace congresses".
“…Alfred Nobel's will further specified that the prize be awarded by a committee of five people chosen by the Norwegian Parliament.” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_P...
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BELONGS TO OUR FAVORITE SUPERHERO PRESIDENT-FOR-LIFE GAVIN C NEWSOM. NOT TO GUTTERSNIPE PEDOFELONDENT SCUM-P. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! -GCN Posse
“noble” what an ignoramus/ putin must laugh his ass off whenever he meets with this chump.
NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL. I AM SURE HE HAS DONE PLENTY OF ILLEGAL STUFF. ALSO A TRAITOR.
Hard to wrap around but we are not on Ukraines side as long as trump is in the oval office. It's a reversal of everything we used to think about russia and how we as a country have lost our voice in the matter.
You dumb fuck
The King and his Court Jester.
Traitor Trump is a Russian asset. He does what his boss tells him to do.
THAT’S the only one thing you wish for? Not world peace, cure famine, THAT’S the thing?
bet he can roll a marble across the floor using only his nose.
Champion boot licking
Pathetic
He's perfect for that job: look at how well he kisses The Orange Felon's ***. And I'm sure The Orange One wants him to do the same to Putin.
They are all MORONS
When you keep asking for it and you can’t even pronounce it, you might be clueless and incompetent.
That he keeps calling it Noble. 😂
Can't even pronounce the name of the award properly. Fuck this guy.
his only job is to tell world leaders everywhere that the only thing trump wants is a Nobel Peace Prize.
He’s a fool.
He is only the messenger pigeon
Real Luca Brasi energy with this one.
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Dude deserves the Nobel prize for biggest brown noser.
Steven Witkoff is pathetic, feeble-minded and . . .
This is so damn good!!!!
💥🔥🤣
How can these cretins function in the world if the larger world despises them? I can only imagine that they live and function in smaller circles and are content. Having lots of money helps.
Corny *** 🤡
“Noble.” He’s just as dumb as the guy who’s clamoring for it.
The “Noble” peace award? They can’t even pronounce the name correctly! F*cking 🤡s!
His voice is almost breaking with the intensity of his boundless admiration for the flam-flam man. And it's not a "noble" prize, you dunce.
That one is either a died in the wool cultist or the best actor ever because that was just embarrassing
