No wonder MAGAS call him The Chosen One.

What a dumbass twatwaffle!! She actually thinks this is important???

What was was The Cracker Barrel Promise?

Racism, homophobia and maximum trans-fats.

He really is the 2nd coming.

Thank god! But will he be invited to Taylor’s wedding and release the Epstein files?

But gasoline, groceries and insurance are still as high (if not higher) than they were when The Stain first oozed back into the WH.

Did they change the logo back?

And whales!

Hurrah, a place I know best as "cleanest john on the interstate" won't change its sign. Truly, we are blessed.

And, yet, the war in Ukraine drags on. Maybe 2 more weeks?

She clearly hasn’t tried to eat at Cracker Barrel.

Wow the u.s. has gone sooooo downhill

"We could’ve done a better job sharing who we are and who we’ll always be." Fascist restaurant chain. Cracker Barrel.

I’m sorry promises made promises kept Are these guys cosplaying 1930s Nazis right now - or are they the modern incarnation of fascist, delusional,reality averse wastes of space

It turns out they were the snowflakes all along...

oh good lord...they are so fucking weird

College football had a bad logo change?

Jesus take the wheel already!!! PLEASE!!!

It d Wed ill most likely go bankrupt. But Trump knows more about bankruptcy than anyone else. People say!

How were they saved? Did they need saving?

Might as well call it Taco Barrel

Where were all these dumb chics when I was younger? I didn't nothing good, no cell phones, no dumb chics😭

How did he save Cracker Barrel? Why did it need saving? Oh, yeah, his cult freaked the fuck out about a non-issue because he posted about it on social media. 🙄

Riiiiiiiight...

Cutting pediatric cancer research for Children, vaccine funding, and other vital programs while they are prioritizing logos and stores is beyond FUCKING STUPID. This regime's audacity to say "thank you America" is a slap in the face. This is a real problem and it needs to STOP.

What a shame, was going to patronize Cracker Barrel for the first time in more than 30 years because of the modernization and new logo, but now, nope.

Didn't realize saving Cracker Barrel's logo was a campaign promise. Strange platform to run on.

I’ve never been to one, probably never will.

Keep this going

How did he save College Football? #WeAre so excited for the return of college football. Let’s go Penn State

From what?

The 21st century. Modernization. Change. Anything positive and forward-thinking.

“Wokeness” apparently? They felt taking the country man away from the logo like, would change it from being country? Idk It was an ugly change, but my guess was that they wanted it so it was visible on the highway instead of some weird yellow squiggle.

Trump is not a “war hero.” But, he is a pedophile.

Gravy and grease are grateful.

Finally, a rebranding that makes sense.

Remember when companies could update logos and rebrand and nobody cared? Those were fun times.

Looks like he kept one promise that thrills the MAGA crackers. Too bad he didn’t keep his promise to lower prices on everything, eliminate inflation and lower the national debt, never make cuts to Medicaid, and end the war in Gaza and Ukraine immediately.

That bruise on his hand may be caused by a flesh eating parasite that ate his little tiny brain in half a bite .

Grocery prices. Gas prices. Epstein files. Russia vs Ukraine.

Nobel is a lock 4sure

Praise be. May the lord open.

But still isn't capable of releasing the Epstein files

Git back in thet barrel, cracker! We ain't done buggerin'' you yet.

Meanwhile, I'm paying $13 for a pound of hamburger. Priorities... 🖕

Trump complimented for saving the company that MAGA was aggressively trying to destroy.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

That counts for war 9 and 10 he has ended!

CBACO.

This has to be a joke. No one can be this stupid!!!! What school did any of these asshats get a diploma??? 🤦‍♀️

How about those promises to release the EPSTEIN FILES and end the Russian war invasion of Ukraine??? 🤷‍♀️🤨

Nothing can save Cracker Barrel until they put sausage in their gravy! Imposters!

When you make 7,000 promises, some are bound be kept

He’s like Paul Bunyan. 🙄 He ended 7 wars too!

Stopped anymore wars? Up to ten last I heard.

Apparently he stopped the great Cracker Barrel War of 2025, so 11 now?

What good is College Football if you can't afford the food to tailgate.

This IS satire, right?? (Please tell me she’s joking )

When CB goes bankrupt in 2 years, can we give Trump credit for that, too?

But he couldn’t save himself from stage 4 Congestive Heart Failure. Too bad. Sad!

You’re welcome America! #CHF #FTW

Well, it ain't got him yet, so keep sending those cholesterol vibes.

🤮

🤷‍♀️😳

**Alert** America's Most Handsome and Loved Gov. Saved Cracker Barrell Thank goodness Newsome was on this. He is a man of the people. 45/47 war on Racial History took the Cracker off the Barrel. Gavin got them to put it back on. Their Maga Bots are angry

Soon all they're customers will be dead. The baby boomers are dying off. Gen x and below could care less about the crackers, a logo won't save them.

JFC I can’t believe this is America.

😂

long live hash brown casserole!!!!

And continued to fuck the rest of our guaranteed freedoms with NO questions asked

Unfortunately more feet will be lost to diabetes in the future with the return of the fat fks

I'm still waiting for Day One to begin. #Fuel #Groceries

Wtf is happening to the USA

The basket of deplorable are now a Barrel of Crackers

What a guy!

The 3am Waffle House demographic, it seems.

3AM Waffle House is peak renaissance. I've been there many times for 3AM food ...or desperate, last-minute studying.

Where are Cracker barrels? The south? I’m in NY and never saw one

That maybe so, but how many wars did he stop before breakfast?

Bigly!

I think what scares me most is they may *actually* believe this stuff. The delusion is just extraordinary. And all in support of a belligerent, bloated, spackled conman.

Ghislaine 💋 Taco 💋 Epstein Ghislaine 💋 Taco 💋 Epstein Ghislaine 💋 Taco 💋 Epstein

Surely he deserves a Nobel Prize for that.

Awww, she put her IQ in her screen name. 🤣

They're sickening... His tweet didn't change jack!! This idol worship is sickening...

For those keeping score… Private business refuses to sell cake to same sex couple: win for the free market US President pressures private business to revert to its former logo: also a win for the free market -MURIKA! 2025

But now the Steak n Shake CEO will be mad bc he’s been trying to buy CB

Hmmm, thinking we'd be better off if Cracker Barrel had just died.

From a logo change?!?!? And this benefits the American voters how exactly???? I am totally in The Twilight Zone … someone wake me up or pull me out of it.

just release all the Epstein materials and we'll call it even.

Anna Kelly is 3 years old but looks like an adult

Don’t forget ENDING ALL THE DAMN WARS! It’s a super human feat! Deserving of the Nobel😵‍💫 First time ever the world is on its way to no wars! Except OUR COUNTRY!FIGHTING ITSELF! Just the way they want it

Les vrais priorités !😂😂😂😂

Every time we hear these stories like this I think . These are the people we are up against?? Shouldn’t we be way far ahead right now??

Is she a real person?

The most amazing to me is that that dweeb is not even ashamed of posting crap. Not long ago self awareness and a minimal sense of embarrassment would have stopped her. I think

Yes, because keeping the original logo makes the food taste better at Cracker Barrel. 🤨

Well, that’s another entity he marked and ruined with his stink.

maga puts a wake into woke.

If you get nostalgic for the look and feel of a nursing home, go to cracker barrel and find what you are looking for.

Pathetic!

Such high praise! Did he go potty by himself, too?

Last summer I tried to eat Cracker Barrel’s corporate greed biscuits and gravy. I would like to know how they made them both taste like drywall.

So I guess by next week this will be wars #11 and 12 he has stopped.

OMG, she is right what ever would have become of Cracker Barrel if they hadn't kept their old logo. I mean it not like the christofasicsts could have ignored the change and kept giving them money or anything. Huzzah! The christofascists saved Cracker Barrel from themselves.

Boycott cracker barrel for kowtowing to a convicted felon, pedophile, adultereer, draft dodging coward, traitor...

Did the food get better or…?

What are we up to now? *Twelve* wars that he has stopped?

Yesterday felon Trump saved a place in America for 600,000 Chinese students. Remember MAGA??

This promise isn’t all it’s Crackered Barrel up to be.

Busy day. Start at 11 am, wrap it all up by noon.

Both, 'Noble' Prize winning achievements...

Remarkable for a guy who's rotting

I will never eat a this place again if trump has endorsed this!

Maga is amazingly stupid

All in a day's work.

Yay! The cracker is back.

Can’t tell if they are making a mockery out of this.

The Cracker Barrel restaurants that opened in the Portland, Oregon area all closed within five years. Rebrand? Who cares? The food still sucks.

All this pointed out is that I'm never going to take my family to Cracker Barrel.

How exactly did he save Cracker Barrel?

cracker barrel will loose customers over sign kerfuffle thanks to trump supporters

So, now it's 9 wars he's stopped. How wonderful.

So he ran on "saving cracker barrel"??

Was this seriously a big issue in your country to the point some woman is practically calling him a savior for a company keeping ITS LOGO? A fucking logo??? Not a recipe? Just fucking wow. What a country

Doubtful. It’s just an example of MAGAt’s thinking something is “woke” and getting a company to capitulate is equal to them “owning the libs”. But “cancel culture” is bad! Mmmkay. You KNOW when James “if you’ve one of my acting roles, you’ve seen them all” Woods weighs in, you know it’s serious.

And proved Anna Kelly to be an idiot!

This is like the firefighter who purposely sets a building ablaze and then put out the fire to get credit for saving the building.

He saved……… the logo?

Yes. Because with people dying, cities militarized, people being snatched off the streets and beaten by masked marauders, food prices sky high, etc. nothing says success like saving Cracker Barrel. Maybe next he'll bring back all you can eat shrimp at Red Lobster.

Not to mention he settled two more wars and solved the drought in California by turning on the big valves. And he still had time for a round of golf!

Is she trying to replace Melania?

SMH.

Saved and caved rhyme. Fuck Cracker Barrel.

Priorities

I don’t give a F about Cracker Barrel.

And this crap is what our administration thinks is important. So sad.

DEAR LEADER IS ALWAYS AMAZING

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Good grief 🤦‍♀️

Yo, Anna, tell America that you are fucking stupid without actually SAYING that you're fucking stupid.

I was so worried about Cracker Barrel

For what? Why doesn’t he do his job first?

Jesus christ the delusion

I thought you went to college for an education, not to play games! Watch out, DJT likes his followers on the dumb side, so I guess those at a college are too smart for him. LMAO.

Go cholesterol go!

Wait did they actually bring back the segregation?

Hail hail the convicted racist.

Not sure how many liberals go to the Barrel, but if the Barrel caved to Trump it just became way less.

Whoever Anna Kelly is, she's dumb as a bag of rocks. Or a barrel of crackers .

Fantastic! Never mind that the president is a pedophile dictator...

!!!!!!!!

Sad MAGAts love cuts to SNAP so that veterans may have trouble food wise…. No surprises - the hate and cruelty is the point.

How dumb do you have to be to think either is more important than the democracy he's destroying?

Epstein files? Promise broken. Fort Knox gold audit? Promise broken. No taxes on tips and overtime? Promise broken. To care for our military and veterans? Promise broken. That tariffs were gonna be a tax cut and other countries would pay them? Promise broken. I could go on and on.

Trump will make Aug 26th a national holiday. It's like emancipation for krackers, from the "woke mob" to eat plain mashed potatoes with other krackers. They say men have become weak in this country. Do any of them own a mirror?

That Nobel will be a win for sure! Congrats maga. Another worthless cause settled.

F*ckwits, the whole lot of ‘em. Sad!

It must be so nice to live so blissfully ignorant and not have to be concerned with more impactful causes 🤦🏻‍♀️

Give that man a Nobel!

Who is this dumb chick?

Idiot! Complete idiot

Yeah, but did the child rapist and his corrupted pedophile enablers release the Epstein files yet? bsky.app/profile/mays...

I guess another perversion Trump likes is getting his ass kissed all day long.

Chump had nothing to do with it. He just jumped on board a wave of discontent that was building regarding the new logo. All he does is see which way the mood is swinging and then claims it for his own. This would have happened without him. What a poser.

When is the baptism? Isn't that what happens after you get saved?

Saved Cracker Barrel from what, more customers?

The barrel is cracked

I genuinely think this was manufactured rage. I don't know, and have never seen any liberal/progressive who gave a shit about the CB Logo. But Trump swoops in and "saves the day" Sure.

😂😂😂

Cracker Barrel has been having difficulties for some time now. Perhaps this was all a planned scam to get free national coverage. MAGA is going to love CB now.

And no more MSM mentions of EPSTEIN

Now, Epstein’s Files

Like getting red dye out of twizzlers and Fruit Loops…this is not the big win you guys think it is

Um...yeah. How's that Ukrainian peace plan working you ignorant MAGAt?🤔

MAGA can get their daily dose of Saturated Fats with an extra helping of "white pride"

Um..... a week ago, we didn't even know about the logo change! Good thing hes sticking to those important priorities!!!

Another war ended! He deserves all the peace prizes! JFC

mark my words Ron, tomorrow morning he's gonna make the sun come up! he's God i tell ya!

It’s a cult!!!

I would never have eaten at this Peckerwood Slophouse in any event. This just confirms it.

Saved it from what?

I hope Taco Bell was in trade deal. There’s still only 3 branches in London

Wow, what a humanitarian, right up there with Mother Theresa

When did he promise to save Cracker Barrel? And from what and how? These people are truly delusional and sooo want to make their dear leader more important than he is. In turn they just look like ass kissing idiots.

That was a promise??? Magats actually went to the voting booth saying Woohoo, our orange Messiah is going to fix the Cracker Barrel logo???"

Has he ever been in a Cracker Barrel?

Saved it how, exactly? Did the logo define the culture at CB? Did it change the food? Did it really determine whether MAGA will continue to eat there? These dipshits are so immersed in their culture war then cannot think of anything else.

Cause it ain’t cracker barrel without the Cracka in the White House.

Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here