Wow Robbie this is for you:

The Cracker Barrel was a toy

soooo close. almost there buddy.

WOW! Talk about oblivious. I do, however, think there’s something to the rumors of one of Newsoms ancestors…a Salem witch…cursing all the Newsom Derangement Syndrome cult members with Oppositional & Defiant Disorder.

MAGA’s are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet! 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

How dumb can they be?

Well Ron considering his fondness for a crack more than likely he is a maggot crackhead and I guarantee you probably does meth too check his teeth

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We may be woke, but they need to wake up! Sad

Bobby ain't very Bright..

If they actually were to get it, they wouldn’t be MAGA anymore

WHAT A MASSIVE WIN FOR AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR, GAVIN C. NEWSON!!!!!

They are getting it, they just don't know how to respond to it. Newson's got to keep this going.

God they are such insufferable stupid bitches. And they call it, "alpha." Lol.

They don't get satire or humor. They live in the darkness where they only laugh when Trump jokes about feeding immigrants to alligators, which they find hilarious as they so wish it were true.

Oh, they get it...but it's pathetic, like most efforts to Own the Libs. For people who think they're soooo smart, Conservatives are awful at the idea thing.

Bahahahaha. Yikes.

Stupidity never does

To be fair to the wee man a lot of your fellow US citizens have always struggled with irony... Oh and sarcasm..... 😏

He's just trying to reverse - reverse - reverse - reverse psychology on you

Robby Starbuck and his peers think the pledge of a Allegiance to the flag is "woke". "..one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all", is "Woke". He is on social media attacking Americans. The Republican Political Party is attacking Americans. Trump is attacking Americans.

He embraces QANON! Google him and conspiracy theorist

They’re stupid

Poor Robbie, I hope he's pretty because the humor and intelligence are NOT there.

Sarcasm has never been strong with racist old twats.

Dumb as posts.😡

They paid from their own pockets to create the constitutional right to fire people for being gay. If whoever that creature is wants to boycott them for not whipping lard into the scrambled eggs I cordially invite them to have at it.

You can’t fix stupid …. And republicans ARE STUPID!!!

I teach 11th-graders who have a much better understanding of satire than these full-grown morons do.

In order to appreciate or understand satire you have to have some intelligence and common sense.

…and sense of humor.

Without intelligence it is not possible to understand humor. Hence for MAGAts humor seems so foreign.

Absolutely! Although it is funny to see it continuously go over their heads.

Most German Shepherds I have known have a better sense of humor than magats. Oh wait -- German Shepherds are intelligent.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are absolutely correct. German Shepherds are extremely intelligent. Even my Shihtzu possesses the sense of humor. Actually he is a comedian in our household.

I've never met a Shihtzu -- yet, anyway. 😆

They are lovely dummies, or at least the one I knew. My go to snuggle lap dog is the Japanese Chin who look similar.

Since MAGA is the target of the satire, they cannot possibly understand it because they have absolutely no self awareness. They are unable to laugh at themselves or even to see their own reflection when staring into a mirror. Maybe because they have black hearts and no souls.

Thank god, the future might not be screwed after all

That's one of my favorite trolling tweets.

Wow they really are THAT stupid.

Not you @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social but them

Dude has a face against the flag - you ain't changing this dudes mind on anything...

You can literally hear a loud whooshing sound as Newsom's satire goes completely over MAGAts' heads.

Well…Roby still thing is croisade against DEI and « Woke » is non political The wiring in his head is not done correctly I guess 🤷‍♀️

Are they really that mind bogglingly stupid? Yes, yes they are.

Their brains have been so thoroughly washed, they don't work anymore.

That went right over his big, dumb head, didn't it?😂😂😂😂

comedy and tragedy

😆 I'm loving this. At the same time, how sad.

That guy probably thought Jonathan Swift really wanted to eat Irish people, too.

Oh dear.

Has to be a Russian bot. Or someone that English is their second language.

MAGA morons are so stupid they lack the cognitive ability to comprehend just how stupid they actually are. 🤡😂👎

Nope.

It's hard to mock someone who is too stupid to realize when they are being mocked. Viva Zapata!

Newsome's trolling is working!

Wow, talk about dense. This guy is hopeless.

Resolves the question of whether they’re acting or just stupid.

Good grief, no wonder these folks can't be funny, they don't understand simple sarcasm/satire.

"If you don't understand satire, you might be a redneck." - Jeff Foxworthy, probably.

Thick as pigshit!

Remember❓ We've taken our #GrovesOFF for one goal. He is leading with a torch.

Dumber than a bag of hair.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣

Just another CrackPot Barrel nitwit with Gavin Derangement Syndrome.

My Dog, these guys are so dumb that they don't know the difference between being mocked and being copied. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

It’s so funny how clueless his critics are.. and put it on display so shamelessly!

Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

They'll never get it. They're too dumb.

Bruh

Poe's Law strikes again.

I think Robby was the kid in the back of his class sniffing the Elmer’s glue.

The only things stupider than PEDOnald are PEDOnald's voters

We’re prolly good for a bit here..

Kinda making me realize how many accounts are actually likely bots that can’t quite grasp the concept of mocking. Or they’re just so damn stubborn in their cult they refuse to not normalize this absolutely lunatic style of communication.

They continually walk, face first, into the point and still don't get it. 🤣

No sense in being stupid if you can't prove it.

I am constantly surprised by how dumb we are. Well, they are.

Omg they’re so dumb.

Yup

Cracking crackers gonna crack.

Show me you're thick without telling me you're thick.

They will never get it ... They are so caught up in their little MAGA / Fox News world ... They have no clue what is actually going on!

🤦🏻‍♀️ sigh

Imagine being this fucking stupid

Well! it looks as if Robby will go far in life.

Funny how they can neither understand the irony nor see those same quantities in their Mango Man.

Woke Derangement Syndrome

Stephen Colbert proved that a long time ago. Hahahahahahahahahahah

they are truly stupid. I can’t believe my vote counts the same as these idiots.

They are like my last cocker spaniel, loyal as hell and dumb as a stick.

Not only did it age well, it made all of us look much more smarterer. 🙄

Hey Robby…you are clearly not a thinker 😳

It really is all the stupid ones who worship him.

"Woke" is a term coined by republicans to describe behavior, values, and mores because those terms were foreign to them, and they needed a short word that was easy to remember and spell.

They have no idea he was talking about them.

It makes it funnier. Come on. We gotta double down. Just to who the serious thinkers are.

Dumb as fuck.

for years these people went on The Colbert Report thinking he was one of them. for years. years!

I suddenly want Velveeta... The fact that Newsom knows store brand Velveeta exists is a good indication that he's been in a grocery story a few times in his life, unlike the other guy.

Newsom isn't the one writing most of these. It's two of his staff, which is two more than Trump has that can actually read and write.

You do understand that Gavin HIRED a woman to run this trolling of MAGA on social? Gavin is no hero, he's just smart enough to hire the right people for the job. I doubt he knows about WalMart brand Velveeta.

And, he uses that old fashioned word “groceries”.

A word that he heard used by the cook long ago during his childhood.

hilarious. it think you're right, no point waiting for a sense of humor or recognition of irony to take hold among Trump's "reality" tv heads.

Holy obvious! I guess Robby fell off the changing table when he was smoll

they really don't get the joke

Magas are the ones who invented, why be awake when I can be comatose?

They probably also still believe that Stephen Colbert is a Republican because "Colbert Report"... 🤣

They're too comatose to get it any time soon...

HaHaHaHaHaHa!!! Oh, Robby 😅😂🤣

No wonder Trump won them over. They are completely clueless !! 🙈

Maga brains don't recognize sarcasm.

🤣

They are all so UGLY AND STUPID!

Pedophiles protecting Pedophiles, it's today's MAGA GOP!

They aren't smart

Hahahaha! Still missing the point. Even when it smacks them in the face like a sandwich

Naah, still in the dark

These folks are D.U.M.B.

Kind of a "New Coke" moment I guess. 🤷‍♀️

Dear Bobby, also:

Loving that Gavin is getting traction by going all Classic Colbert.

It fits. They couldn't tell Colbert was mocking them back then, just like Newsom is now. There is something about the MAGA cult that shuts down the reasoning part of their brains.

Fucking morons. MAGA is a walking representation of the failure of the American education system.

“Created woke” 👀

Speaking of crackheads?.. how’s old Mike Lindell doin’ these days?

PRAISE THE PEDO SAINTS! The #1, #2, and #3 most-important issue in America is the Cracker Barrel logo! I thank St. Epstein and DonTheLecher for this heroic reversal! At long last, I can crawl out of my spider hole, now that Woke has been smited!

TACO does love the stupid and they love him back.

What a fucking idiot! Do we expect less from maga! At this point maga would buy trump magic beans and blow his little pee pee! These fucks are going to take us to edge with the dumbass woke crap.

White nationalist, Robby Starbuck is the “mastermind” behind getting companies like John Deere, Harley-Davidson, Loews Walmart and Ford to drop their diversity programs. These corporations folded to one man.

He's just doing the work of the Manhattan Institute.

I've never really liked "Starbuck's." But this fucking guy takes the name to an 11 on my hate dial. (Yes, I had an 11 added to my hate meter recently- just like Spinal Tap's speakers)

💯 BTW, it’s coming… youtu.be/wMQZG9u4Sjg?...

YESSSS!! GOING TO BE COLLOSAL! Like STONEHENGE!!

But the “crack” crack is so, so hilarious. These guys’ wit is rubber-razor sharp.

To them crack = black Even their humor has hatred at its core.

Hook, Line, and Sinker!!!

Some people play the banjo. Poor Bobby Starbucks was played the fool.

I've been in Chit Barrel Five times my whole life we got bigger fish to fry! No one cares if they go out of business!

No bodies cares about Cracker Barrel, waste of time, waste of post, we need to focus, look at me focus, on the s*** that matters!

Oh man, they are so clueless.

Robby Robby robby ( btw, who lets himself be called Robby????)

"Wokeism" is a term used to describe a perceived ideology that emphasizes awareness and sensitivity to social injustice and inequality, often used in a derogatory or critical way. Shouldn't everyone be 'Woke'?

Exactly, they think it's a point of pride to sleepwalk through life.

Ah, but if only they were "sleepwalking"! They are wreaking unprecedented havoc in their wake!

That's the point, they're shambling like zombies through their lives, with equally destructive results. The opposite of woke is asleep.

The lights are on but nobody’s home.

Too dumb. It’s why they’re Maggats

Clueless

JFC, they are painfully stupid. 🤦‍♀️

Omg they really don’t get it yet?

It turns out they were the snowflakes all along...

You CAN NOT fix stupid.

And why does starbuck’s photo look so much like a Gavin wannabe? His Wikipedia photo is a far cry.

They are totally void of sarcasm, irony and self reflection. And we finally have found the common link that connects to Magaism... 🥴

The MAGA cult are some of the dumbest, densest humans walking amongst us.

Like Trump said he likes them that way dumb, dense and easy to fool. They haven t a clue what all this is and their dumbness just makes them fume.

Whenever I see a social media account profile pictures where the owner places their face with an American flag in the background, my first impression is stolen valor.

wow "robby" looks like another phony patriot. they are all over the place. ugh!

Wilfully stupid!

I kind of want to create an X account just to laugh at him.

I know exactly what you mean!.. Maybe it's worth opening an X account again just for that soul purpose?

There’s a lot of air between Robby’s ears.

They wouldn’t get it if it hit them in the face!

Amazing :)

Orange 💩 spreaders don’t “get” anything. They just keep projectile regurgitating.

Far too dumb.

MAGA: The dumbest collection of humans in the history of humans

I’d say “dumber than a bag of rusty hammers”, but that would be an insult to the bag, the hammers, and the rust!

I see a meme coming 😂

I'm sure you are a lovely person, but your username gives me diarrhea.

make sure you check out my MAGA centipede sign!

Don’t let Alex Jones sell you any supplements for it

The evil laugh I just emitted must be documented for posterity.

🤣🥂

do you have any stickers that say shut the fuck up?

I'm sure he's not gonna worry. . . .

😂

Follow them for the next time you're constipated. 😉

🤣🤣😆

This cat dad appreciates your handle 😺🙂

Proud cat dad myself as well.

Ozzy!! 🤘🤘

Or you need to projectile vomit!

Learn to Spell!

Who?

Diarrhoea ,but ok the alternative spelling does make it to the dictionary😏

Well, I'm not British so...🤷

😏👏🏽👏🏼👏🏽👏🏼

MAGA = Most Annoying Gullible Assholes 😂😂😂

These people could freeze to death at the drivein waiting for Closed for Season to start

To their credit, at least the most backwards medieval peasants had the excuse of never being taught how to read.

It's not just dumb. They live in a constant state of fear. They're so afraid of everyone else that they're willing to submit to a pedophile's whims and throw away freedoms to hurt the cities, POC, and LGBTQ+ that terrify them.

Can they walk and chew gum? Serious question.

MAGA has no issue multitasking when it comes to simultaneously goose-stepping and gargling on trump's nutsack

Dumbest fucking country on the planet, hosting the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

Oye…How are they this dumb? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

They're following Trump, who was born that way 🤡💩🫏

Robby Starbuck Is clueless

These people are just soooo dense. Like lead shield dense.

This idiot's tweet doesn't even make sense. At least throw smack that follows the theme. What a dummy.

As if anyone outside of right-wing circles gave a vague s*** about cracker barrel's logo.

I'm still offended they have the nerve to call a restaurant full of white people eating soul food "Cracker Barrel".

How does he get through a day without walking into traffic? 😵‍💫

They're too personally invested in their mistake and too far down the propaganda rabbit hole. Most will never change bc they're delusional.

Newson needs to post about the 11 wars he has ended

Asides from not getting the satire, they also aren’t understanding that whilst they are celebrating a victory (?) about the Cracker Barrel logo being changed back and how woke lost, they are missing the fact that MAGA just got trounced in the Iowa senate 😏

Yes we did!

This is why it's so funny. Fox 100% knows they're the butt of the joke, but they can't say so without having to answer why it's fine if THEIR guy does it so they're stuck stewing about it. The cult on the other hand thinks this is a normal way to communicate and doesn't get the joke.

This leaves the cynics furious cause they can't fight back or the stupid might figure out they've been the marks the entire time.

They know they're being ridiculed. Their go to defense is lying / denial - always.

Of all the countless things about them that are horrifically offensive, their utter lack of a sense of humor and outright failure to even understand humor, is the most offensive.

Robby is too stupid to get it 😂😂😂

It is astonishing how effective his posts are at triggering MAGA and their replies make something beyond hilarious, even better! Owning MAGA, one post at a time!

😂😂😂

Certainly not by anybody called "Starbuck."

You are giving them a shred of common sense and intelligence. That is way too much credit for people who repeatedly demonstrate that they are predisposed for stupidity.

Robby was the kid who spiced up his eating of paste with lead paint chips.

Probably home schooled too and his mom let him eat the whole jar. 🙄

I really wish people would stop portraying homeschooling as something negative. I home educated 3 children (in the UK) and they are successful, compassionate, insightful capable adults today as a result. Home education is not a sign of poor parenting or upbringing. Please think before posting this.

Bad news for ya… when children here are home schooled it is because mommy and daddy are busy instilling their world into them instead of them learning about the world. They do it because they think they can do it better, but lack all of the knowledge and ability to teach.

Untrue. How many homeschooling families DO YOU KNOW PERSONALLY?

I have known many over the years. Growing up in NC knew several and was even friends with some. Coached youth soccer for over 20 years. Use to have some as players every year. Some did a good job, but for the most part the kids were awkward socially. Most ended up back in pub sch and were…

…far behind academically and socially. If this is what you want for your kids that’s fine. I could care less. Most parents do not have the ability to teach. Could you teach geometry or English lit or physics, foreign lang. The ones I knew had issues through adult life. Yeah, I knew some.

Yes I did. I taught mine English, history, math (with help), science, music and art. Every parent knows their own child infinitely better than any teacher. You're making sweeping generalisations without having the experience or evidence to support them. I'm muting this thread now.

💯💯💯💯

What kind of grown-ass man who isn’t jumping motorcycles over cars goes by the name Robby?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's a Cat 5 whoosh.

My god these people are total idiots.

Folks, FYI, they get it fine. They're not stupid; they're doing spin and damage control. Republicans are very good at PR and we need to start taking that problem seriously. Brushing them off as stupid could make for a good counter campaign, but I worry some of you actually mistakenly believe it.

These people need to be in homes for the criminally stoopid.

You realize the joy it brings to those of us to DO understand this, right? The joy goes up exponentially with answers like this! Oh please let them continue to be befuddled.

Jesus Christ. Just when I think they can't get dumber.

Never underestimate their power to become dumber ... and to *show* us it.

I always am like "If they were any fucking dumber, they'd literally stop being able to breathe," but alas: Here we are.

And we had such high hopes..

This is a analogous to MAGA attacking a Newsom post.

I call foul. No way is MAGA this cute.

True, that.

Thank you for that unexpected belly laugh out loud. 🤣 Perfect end to the day. 😴

Of course Newsom had them change it back. Those republikkkans will try and take credit for everything but the dog shit in their yard while having 10 dogs

Two kinds of MAGA Slow learners, and No learners

Well said.

There are those MAGAts who fall for it, and there are those who fall for it hook, line and tweet.

Amazing how the MAGAts will tolerate or ignore Trump's corrupt betrayals of their core racist values.

Wellll it depends on how he feels & the hypocrisy level that particular day.

This MoFo doesn’t even realize what a Fing Moron he is. It’s mind blowing. Maybe the Chinese students can figure out how we can remove this idiot from our nation. Christ, he’s so stupid.

Marco Rubio, remembering the Presidential line of succession: "Let's see,there's VP (that rat bastard hillbilly), then Speaker of the House (guy who thinks he's Moses) then President Pro Tempore of the Senate (910 yr old Chuckles) then Secretary of State (Me! Bingo!)

Many interpretations have been made of Rubio's thoughts.

Rubio looks like he's constantly constipated

He seems to have the shits with a lot of things, a lot of the time.

Trump knows that Russia will share the incriminating evidence they have with China! Just look at Rubio's reaction, the deep sigh. He is realizing more and more that if you (figuratively) run with the devil, you will be hung with him. I wonder if he still believes the betrayal was worth the reward.

You could almost feel sorry for him.

Not really. He could have said "no" and put the well-being of the US above his personal glory. He didn't. What is happening now was all in plain sight.

Yeah you're right. To hell with him, expedited delivery.

It's like watching a broken toilet deliberately being flushed. This rant was insane.

TACO strikes again

Trump Always Gets on Very Well with Powerful Dictators

In his own mind…

Or, he's terrified of them & he gives them whatever they want while pretending to have made a "deal."

Trump rolls out the red carpet and waits nervously.

Powerful. I dream of The Hague putting these two corrupt criminals on trial for crimes against humanity…

"A lot of people say that"

They don’t belong in prison….they belong at the noose end of a rope

Me too

Blubber the Hutt won't live that long.

Let us pray.

Too bad The Hague can’t do a thing about either one of them.

What I have learned is it’s all about ((Leverage))…. he is a puppet Hillary couldn’t have said it better.. being pimped out by his circle of modern day crooks and thieves.. he have been using bribes for so long now the tables have turned.. he’s taking money from America to pay off his debt to others

I’m erring on the side of this ..

Tyranny is the policy.

And cruelty is the point.

Are you sure about the slow learners element? I'm not convinced...

MAGATs = CULT FOLLOWERS

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Yeesh They really are that stupid

I think the crackhead here is Robby Starbuck.

Funny how oblivious they are to the fact that we understand how stupid they are. They miss the point everytime. Such MORONS!

us vs them isn’t going to get anymore votes for democrats

No accounting for IQ

Poor ol' Robby. Does anyone want to give him a clue. No wonder they all follow Trump dumb as rocks. Everything Newsome does goes over Robby's head.

Woke began in the 1920s as a community‑specific call for awareness and self‑protection among Black Americans, later broadening into a mainstream term for social justice consciousness — and, in recent years, becoming a contested political label, hijacked and weaponized by GOP rhetoric.

Smack on.

If he didn't want crackheads talking about cracker barrel, then he should've stopped Reagan and Bush from smuggling in all that crack.

He’s even wrong about Democrats creating woke. The Republicans co-opted the term from the black community.

I think the Republicans use the terms "Democrats" and "Black people" interchangeably. Typically, they use the term Democrat when they want to pretend like they aren't racist.

They're humorless and dull-witted.

Clueless.

2nd degree is not their cup of tea, is it ?

Somehow, I am vaguely inclined to think not.

Robbie Starbuck appears to be a blockhead. An MAGA Idiocrat bolstering the brand. #Stable_Genius_My_Ass #Pedofuhrer

MAGAs are dumber than a jar of gallstones!

And what have you against those fine stones, huh?