Lying bitch

To WHAT END Susie? Gosh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maybe she shouldn’t have voted to confirm Roadkill Rob after all

But less than “enraged”.

I think that equates to SusCon 2

Shes a limp dick

Whoa, that's nearly halfway to wanting to DO SOMETHING about it.

Like this alarmed? 😱

pearls disingenuously clutched, film at 11.

It’s time for harsh language! That’ll show ‘em I’m serious!

Since we all know she's going to do fuck all about it, nobody gives a shit what that geriatric bitch thinks anymore. Vote her out with the rest of the useless boomers.

One extra brow furrow.

🖕her

Well, are you now Susan? I’d say that’s too little too late.

Kinzinger and Liz Cheney were alarmed and concerned and acted upon their beliefs. That's the difference between a patriot and a political prostitute, with no offense intended to sex workers.

So very, really, super concerned then? Stfu, Susan.

Not at the thoughts and prayers level yet?

Wakey, wakey....

Someone need a stern letter.

I heard she even managed to crack a knuckle or two

Is that defcon 5 for her?

She is such a cliché. Useless as a "moderate" but such an evil enabler.

Oh hum. It's Susan furrowing her brow once again. If she does anything substantive I'll be dumbfounded!

Doubt It

She is just saying shit because she has real competition now going into 2026.

This woman along with the Lisa Murkowski The Alaskan rep are such a waste! They have no backbone! Support somebody who will stand against the orange, overweight, rotted old man.

Lol

This reminds me of the stupid ass terror alerts after 9/11. Hers should be on old people food, tapioca, cottage cheese, creamed corn, and one more. Anyone got a good suggestion?

That depends. How furrowed are her eyebrows?

Could you imagine if Merrick Garland had a child with Susan Collins....how meek that kid would be.

Not Garland how about RFKJR.

She’s too old, too useless, too pathetic.

Like this?

Then she and everyone on the confirmation hearings should've NOT sent him through..

She has expressed her concern time to do nothing

She’s very concerned.

it’s time for this

Same ol' Susan.

Just a hair above and only because she has strong opposition for re-election.

She is going to do something about it -- in two weeks.

What the fuck is the deal with this lady??? Cannot wait on Graham beats her in the election

Has Susan progressed to hand wringing? Pearl clutching?

Extreme Pearl clutching.

God, she’s annoying! She needs a new act

still not at the “furrowing her brow” stage.

Her poll numbers are down. She has to feign 'concern.'

What's she doing back in the news? I thought we told her to fuck all the way off

She's still concerned...that she might not get reelected.

The GOP is not worried about Susan.when they need her vote they will get it

The sliding scale for gasping..

But still going to support trumps polices but with enhanced concern !

I was "extremely alarmed" way back when Susan Collins voted to confirm RFK Jr. as HHS secretary. She's pretty slow.

But the end result will be the same

Collins has really upped her game, seriously concerned to extremely alarmed. Who knows she might actually vote against something by the next century! 🙄

Nobody gives a fuck about that cunt , Susan Collins. Until she gone then there will be rejoicing.

Call Collin’s at 202-224-2523 whether you live in Maine or not. Her fucking stupidity affects us all. Ask her when she’s going to go from alarmed to doing her damned job!

She doesn't give a chit.

Her pearls are clutched

If only there was some way we could have foreseen what an abject failure and clear danger RFK Jr. was going to be if approved....

Concerned, very concerned, alarmed, extremely alarmed then comes berserk

She better lie down with a cold compress on her forehead or she's going to explode at this rate.

It's "I'm up for reelection" levels of concern.

So her press staff knows she’s getting mocked over the word “concerned “ and this is the best they could do.

This appears to be a new threat level!

Regardless what verb she uses, she won’t do anything.

How many strands of pearls hit the floor for this rating of hers?

Did she just drink her first Red Bull ever?

When she gets to “super alarmed” we will issue her a red cape.

I guess she lost the "performative concern" coin toss with Murkowski this time.

Whoa! That is a big step up from "seriously concerned" on the How to say I don't really give a sh*t scale.

Cannot WAIT to exercise my new power as a Maine voter to get her out!! Spineless.

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There’s still one more level I believe which is Effing Freaked Out?

Has the Trump administration learned their lesson yet…

Not quite…

Wow, she's moved from a match burning to a house fire, and yet she will fail to call the fire department. Uselesscongresswomqn. I hope ME takes her out. There are better options.

Susan Collins reacts the same way as Jim Caldwell emotes.

Same result - no consequences.

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I hope she's also extremely alarmed at the election results in November 2026 and realizes she's retired.

I think that means that Susan Collins was so concerned she piddled herself a little bit.

Oh my God thank you I just laughed so hard. I so needed that laugh thank you thank you thank you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She is and has always been full of shit.

How about that. But she helped vote in Kennedy & can’t hide that huge mistake unless she will vote to convict him If an impeachment vote comes.

Yeah, she might need to write a letter!!

Progress

Oh no, Susan "is extremely alarmed" AGAIN? We know what that means, she'll still be a fascist and vote however Trump tells her to vote. Time for change. Support @grahamformaine.bsky.social

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She can say whatever she wants Maine must reject her because of that R after her name Without change in control of Senate its all downhill from here

Next level above "alarmed."

Collins will always end up voting down party lines

"Extremely alarmed" is just one step above "troubled," which in turn is one step above "concerned." She has a way to go.

-Worried -Slightly Concerned -Mildly Concerned -Concerned -More Concerned -Strongly Concerned -Extremely Concerned -Condemn -Strongly Condemn -We Should Act -Bring to leadership -Ask for action -Putting together a group -Letter -Strongly worded letter -Put together legislation -Investigation - -

Still waiting for Trump to learn his lesson that she talked about.

We know whenever she's concerned she votes for the very thing that makes her concerned. What will happen when she's alarmed, will she vote twice

And yet she will do nothing. Again.

She'll get @chuckschumer.com to write a strongly worded letter.

She’s at DEFCON 13. The next level is sternly worded letter… unsigned.

I think she's just trolling us at this point.. she can't be this oblivious to the joke around her.

I'm not sure her pearls can take much more clutching

🙃

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She’ll soon calm down and drink more MAGA Kool Aid.

Som much concern and alarm! I imagine her walking around with her face permanently frozen into Munch’s “Scream” at this point

She's kicked it up a notch.

Has she sent him a strongly worded letter yet?

No she is not. All gaslighting

Is that DEFCON 1 or 2 on the Susan Collins 'concerned' scale, or can she go higher? 🤔

I suppose she’s “learned her lesson.”

And I'm sure she's also "very concerned"

I feel like no news outlet should ever interview her until she casts a truly surprising vote against her party, and then get the "concerned" take

hahaha

She might even think about writing a strongly worded letter….😆

Her usual remarks that she then counters with her votes.

Oooh. Stand by for a strongly worded letter!

There's no reason for alarm. Trump has learnt his lesson. Repeatedly.

Single or double stranded pearl clutching?

She’s Extremely Ambivalent.

Susan Collins has gotta go....

tell me, What is SHE CLUTCHING now?

She’s very concerned about IT at the moment BUT will be all in tomorrow.

I guess that means she’ll more alarmingly do nothing about it.

It may be more, but she still won’t do anything

Yeah and what the fuck will she do about it, vote for the next idiot that dickhead put in front of the house

. Susan Collins ? An old photo . . . but it still applies ! 💠 👊 💠

Not really. It just adds one more line on her forehead.

It will just take #SusieConcerned longer before caving in on everything #DonnyDickTater tells her to do.

Bye Susie

All that means is the price of her vote went up.

Oh No!!!!

Hey, if she will sign on to firing/impeaching/ousting RFK, Jr, I will take it.

Susan Collins:

Has Susan Collins learned her lesson yet? I don't think so...

This is Collins’s own version of “Two Weeks” isn’t it

I need to see her "extremely alarmed" facial expression. Does it differ significantly from "concerned"?

I want to see her version of “considerably apoplectic”.

😂

Here ya go Suzy:

IF FEEBLE, GAME-PLAYING, MAGA-empowering Susan Collins had any remaining dignity, she would follow Joni Ernst’s lead and step down from the U.S. Senate seat she has so disgraced. We Mainers—whom she has so thoroughly betrayed—cannot WAIT to see her Senate seat held by a REAL American.

could escalate to a strongly worded letter

Not even disturbed? Is she even trying anymore?

She’ll still say she doesn’t regret voting to confirm him though

Read the room collins. Find another career where you don’t have to actually work

Result will be the same: nothing, zilch, zippo.

Stronger words. Same lack of action. 🤷‍♀️

...she's not actually running for re-election, is she? Her votes in the Senate are always calculated to allow her to "Take a stand" after assuring her fellow Republicans have enough Senate votes to pass the party line. She is disingenuous and trite in her casual exclamations of surprise. She is done

Lobotomy concerned?

www.newyorker.com/humor/borowi...

Equally worthless. The Republicans always let Trump get his way. Even when a couple senators vote against him, it’s only because they got permission to do so because their votes weren’t needed.

...can suck recalled eggs.

No. She just looked in a thesaurus.

We need a Susan Collins scale of “do nothing” reactions.

I'm concerned when I see, read, or hear "CDC"... The less of the CDC we have, the closer to hell we slide

Why do people keep voting for such an obvious GOP enabler.

Oh no, not “extremely alarmed.” 🙄 When will the Maine voters do something in their best interest? They keep electing this person.

It’s not what you say Susan, it’s what you do.

Thoughts and prayers, Senator

OOOOH, I guess she'll get right on it.

SUSAN COLLINS Release the Epstein Files NOW!!!!

Susan Collins please see below. Thanks in advance. Have a great Labor Day weekend.

I agree so much with this. Every elected republican in the country is to blame. And it all boils down to racism.

When my fire alarm goes off I never say I am extremely alarmed. Does Susan Collins know trump is in the E files? That's extremely alarming eh!

Maine needs to fire Susan Collins.

lol That’s just PR

It’s moved from “concern” to “alarm” because she’s polling very poorly and that extra little bit of concern trolling should make all the difference.

Her next statement: “Oh I think he’s learned his lesson.”

she must have collected a whole thesaurus of mostly synonymous expressions, for the sake of verbal variation. While the behaviour remains the same.

Can we start calling her Lazy Susan? If they can have nicknames, so can we.

“Extremely alarmed”? She just realized that she will have to have medical care in 2026. Sen Collins works for her “KING” not for Mainers.

In a related story, the sun rose in the east.

She’s alarmed until it’s time to vote.

Both eyebrows may have moved

Wait until she is super duper extremely alarmed then she may mean it.

She's been stringing us along and getting away with it for so long. She laughs all the way to the bank.

All levels on the Susan Collins' reaction scale terminate at the same result of doing absolutely nothing in response.

Concerned in words, cowardly in action.

She's just trying to show her constituents she's fighting for them b/c she was booed to hell & back at her latest appearance. She could care less about this or anything that affects her voters. Not a one of them do. Watch what they do-not what they say.

Is this above or below “positively shocked”? I can’t remember the Weasel Scale

Time for Susan to join her friend Joni and step down.

Susie be concerned , be very concerned about the coming election.

No bookie would post odds on whether or not she rubber stamps whatever successor her Fuhrer sends before the Senate.

It took just 6 years for her to escalate a notch

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Extremely.

So, both eyebrows raised?

What do you do for a living, Susan? For the life of me I can't figure it out.

Does she have insight or awareness as to The Incredible Joke she has been, and continues to be?

It ratchets up to extremely concerned about this and her poll numbers showing 71% of Mainers don’t want her back.

Susan Collins deserves an academy award. The last time I saw acting this good Glenn Close was boiling a bunny.

Too late to be "extremely alarmed" Susan Collins. That time should have been when RFK jr. was put up for the job. The man admitted to having brain worms. His story about picking up road-kill to eat even shocked Rosanne Barr. And now you are alarmed?

Her staff looked up synonyms for "concerned" and sent her.

Dont worry - they will learn

That's the end of her career.

It's a double maybe even triple, eyebrow raising event.