Crazy Eyes has a girlfriend?

The term “girlfriend” is loosely defined here.

Handler.

Girlfriend® The latest in the Mossad line from Netanyahu, Inc.

Alexis Wilkins announces lawsuit is because “the rumors are harming my efforts to advance in my Mossad….I mean….country music career.”

His real/proper name is KashYap Patel With that name & those eyes…. I just don’t get it!

She misheard his name as cash app.

Maybe he doesn’t have a mushroom? 😉

probably not true, the mossad would have killed the podcaster

JFC. My daughter is 19. This girl looks younger than that.

Just looked it up. She's 26. He's 45. These people are unreal.

There’s lots of these MAGAs if they marry young foreign women, even in the media, Gutfeld and his young Russian wife he met when he was overseas.

Had no idea Kash was into girls.

#LadyG 😘😘😘

Super hot female dates cross eyed Indian. Totally plausible.

I can’t believe you’re forcing me to defend this pos, but I guess I now have to- firstly, he’s Indian by heritage but he was born here so, American. Don’t generalize, it’s a weak trait. Secondly, none of us know what sort of amoeba like connection they share.

Patel looks like a friggin frog with those bulging crazy eyes! They are so scary!

hmmmmm 🧐

I wonder how accurate it is & will he the pod caster get a dividend

Well of course she’s in love; look at those eyes.

How are you doing

You sure ?

THIS is Patel's girlfriend??

Give the girl a chance maybe she's a double agent for the KGB. I have to admit I was surprised as anyone Kash even had a girlfriend.

Nobody accused her of being a man though... er... yet

Who would ever think such a thing? Why would Bibi want an Israeli intelligence handler for the Director of the FBI and why would Trump be fine with it? Just because he’s, (actually Ivanka and Kush are) colonizing Gaza? Maybe Patel’s next book will be about the crowning of the Prince and Princess!

This is better: please do not use Patel’s frontal photos…

Sounds like the dish it out but can't take it kind of couple.

All the best people!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can she prove she's not?

Has Laura Looney weighed in on all this yet?

She is Mossad also.

She's got to be a spy. There's no other reason she'd be dating K$H.

LOL, even hookers have higher standards.

Discovery could be very interesting 🤨

I could see him falling for it. He’s disgusting.

Maybe Mossad just wants to know how he makes his eyes do that…

Discovery should be interesting.

I feel that someone who was not a spy would just laugh it off and enjoy the 15 minutes of fame. A MOIS agent on the other hand... Hang on someone's at the door.

Ya know what, NO. I wont allow you or ANYONE say that this gorgeous woman didn't see Kash from across and to the side of the room where they locked eye and thought, we're a (mis) match made in heaven.

MAGA fruitcakes do have a way of walking into Russian traps 🤭

If I’m not mistaken then most leaders of the western world is caught in a Israeli honeypot. That or they have somehow been threatened into support Zionism.

She must like that “deer in the headlights” look.

Why else would a beauty like her date a dolt like Patel?

I think the most shocking thing here is Kash Patel has a girlfriend

It does seem a likely explanation for this lovely young lady to give Patel any attention at all.

I mean, it looks like Natasha hanging with Bullwinkle!

Sniff! Feel the love, baby!

Considering his appearance, I have to say it’s a little fishy why she’d be interested.

Low Cast Kashe Patel girlfriend is a Mossad honey pot, she suing. That's funny.

The discovery process should be fun.

In fairness, I can’t imagine any other reason why someone would willingly sleep with Kash Patel.

I asked someone yesterday why so many MAGA Republicans are against wind energy. Apparently they think wind turbines cause autism as well as cancer.

And hemorrhoids. Let's not forget the hemorrhoids.

Turbinular autistic cancer is the worst kind.

😂

They also turn people gay.

Starlink?

Wind and Solar, shortfalls and all, still beat out Gas and Coal. Especially Corn Ethanol. And honestly, it's funny, considering which ones of these cause the most cancer incidences. Deflect deflect deflect!

God this country is so embarrassing.

Truly!

Another criminal file started. But will we ever see it?

Something about a shoe fitting 🤷🏻‍♂️

Of course she’s a spy. What self respecting woman would take kreepy kashyap for a boyfriend without it being part of her job?

Just following orders.

That sounds right

No way Ka$h Patel has a girlfriend.

And a good looking one at that. Go figure.

Vegas? Truly?

So, she definitely did that then.

Omg! We all know it’s true! Look at her. There is no way he gets with her any other way. He needs to wake the fu@k up!

Oh Kash maybe just maybe??

Squints in Streisand

Wait, are you saying she isn't dating the bug eyed monkey for love?

If by love you mean being financially A-ok, then yeah.

These people!

Girlfriend. Lol.

I bet she’s Canadian and no one in Kash’s inner circle knows anything about her.

I don’t think she’s an Israeli spy, but I do question her mental health for dating crazy eyes.

So if she isn't a Israeli spy, would she be just a regular hooker?

How else would you explain Kash with a woman who looks like her?

Jesuits always instigate both sides against eachother youtu.be/ssSJwcMOiDA?...

They are so unsexy.

This is GOOD

bsky.app/profile/sane...

Looks like a honeypot to me

Who is podcaster!!??? That isn’t Max of UNFTR !? I HOPE!!????

Why would she have to? Trump is fascist buddies with Netanyahu. Trump probably tells him everything just like he tells Putin

It's like hazing for new Mossad field agents.

Without knowing any of the details it seems entirely plausible.

I totally agree. Trump 2.0 is filled with desperate middle aged loser men. Perfect marks.

Who are easy marks for global advisaries.

Exactly. It wasn't an accident Maria Butina was able to infiltrate the NRA so easily. Its a sausagefest of sad, pathetic, and lonely middle aged white male losers. Im shocked Russia hasnt tried it more but with Trump they don't have to.

Closeted. Deeply, DEEPLY closeted desperate losers. Kashyap Pramad’s “provider” lives in Vegas. And was not born a laydee.

What is she suing for? What harm has it caused her? Did she lose a job or money?

He’s such a tool, it’s not surprising!!

Winnie is demonstrating for democracy.

Sounds like an investigation needs to be done.

I thought Kash and D. Issa were the couple???

I usually don't say this, but the discovery in THIS case should be very interesting.

Reminds me of Liberace suing for liable because a newspaper said he was gay and Liberace won.

Wait…..crazy eyes has a girlfriend?? And she’s beautiful..? No fkn way!! I’m kinda thinking maybe the podcaster is on to something here

They are suckers for honey pot schemes.

She's definitely a Mossad agent right?

Discovery ought to be interesting.

Cant be true. If she really was a Mossad agent, that podcaster would have gone missing by now. Oops.

Kash has a gf?!!!! 😵😄😁😆😅😂

crazy eyes gettin crazy.. er

Girlfriend? Require inflation?

Kash looks surprised.

the freak has a girlfriend??? she's gotta be special ....

Discovery👏👏👏👏

Every time I see that picture, I wonder how anyone keeps a straight face when speaking to him. Dude always looks like he's tried LSD for the first time and now knows what "peaking" means. I'd be the staffer playing Fantasia on all of the televisions.

People are saying 🤷‍♂️

Kash Patel. Girlfriend. *shudder*

God, he wacko looking. Like a deer in headlights

Naw. She looks Russian.

Another "family values" MAGA who left his wife and children and cavorts with a young, pretty ??spy??

Nah, she’s just a c—t

Nah, she’s just a c—t

Kash Patel's girlfriend is suing a podcaster for alleging she is Kash Patel's girlfriend.

Well, if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, she must be.

Has anyone explained why his eyes always look like he’s stoned?

He has a girlfriend? I thought for sure he was gay…🤷🏼‍♀️ She could be his beard.

They sure don't enjoy the part of the Constitution allowing for freedom of speech do they?

"Wasting away again in MArGAritaville Searching for one agent Mossad"

Wasting away again in MAGAritaville, I like that!🤣

I pride myself in doing good parody lyrics. Unfortunately I can't sing well enough to be the next @alyankovic.bsky.social 😁

Somebody tag Robby Roadsteamer! 😆 🤣

He supposedly lives in Las Vegas (legal residence) with a guy. Close friend?

Pawsibly his nap coordinator. I'm always looking for one of those myself.

that just makes me think she is

halal cart vendor in way over his head

Must be on to something 😏

I would not be surprised in the least bit! When I saw her and saw that she was dating him, I thought whoa there’s something wrong with this. He has got the craziest bug eyed spooky look to him. I couldn’t even sit down and a social setting with him.

Everybody’s doin it doin it doin it Hearing the truth then suein suein it

I figured he'd be single on account of how weird he is. That makes perfect sense to me.

Really

How did this ugly guy ever get someone like that to date him? He probably threatned her family with deportation if she didn't go along.

I know I shouldn't ask but is Patel cross eyed?

Well…is she?

Why does Patel always look like he's just been goosed?

I saw someone describe the way he always looks in photos as "unscheduled surprise colonoscopy" 😏

That’s perfect 😂

...without anesthesia. 🫣 He always looks like he just got caught doing something BAD.

Crazy Eyes

He looks like a coke head to me, maybe that's the attraction, if the head of one of America's previously great law enforcement agencies can't get the best coke, who can?

Snicker... or know of who's pulling in the best stuff. Lots of druggies it seems in this administration. They all looked whacked at one point or another, hyper or dopey.

Makes sense why Trump pardoned an Internet one click drug dealer!

The tentacles of upper level connections.

My guess is 25 to 50% wouldn't pass a drug test on most days.

You're more than likely correct. It's gonna be hard on 'em in pre trial and jail.

😂😂😂😂

Snort.

He saw The List😁

The most stunning part of this is the news that Kash Patel has a girlfriend!!

I'm more surprised he has a girlfriend. Because he's awful and my impression was never that he was straight. Him being compromised by anyone willing to touch his pee pee isn't surprising at all 🤷🏻‍♀️

Gay or straight, he’s still a douche bag.

Agree

Definitely an agent.

Kash “Crazy Eyes” Patel has a gf??? *shivers* imagine his “O” face. 🥴😳

Yea...NO WAY she's in it for his looks...😂😂😂

OH EWWWW! Is that real? Not shitty AI? EWWWWW!

"How can any 26-year-old resist this?!!!!"😂

😣 NOOOOO!

Camel toe

Wait...wait...Kash has a girlfriend????? Jesus! Which eye does she look into when they're swooning over each other? I thought he only fucked sheep...

He always looks like someone just stuck a hot curling iron up his ass.

That would explain so much

Why does he always look like someone just pulled his short and curlies ??😆

I hope that she realizes that discovery is a bitch.

I am shocked he has a girlfriend.

So instead of focusing on the Epstein files, & his statement about "Put on those Big boy pants and fire the Pedophiles," he chases after sex? Hypocrite Republikkkans. 🤬🖕

Kash Patel has a girlfriend?

If Kash Patel has a "Girlfriend", someone is paying her for it. Mossad, Russian or Chinese intelligence or Patel himself.

Even a crosseyed pig can "find" a honey pot in this administration.

Well, lies are MAGA specialty and I would bring every conspiracy theory and lie Kash has spewed and say, well….

With his eyes that makes her a double agent.

Look at all the super rich people, now some are good looking but a majority aren’t. Then look at their other halves. Do you think if they weren’t wealthy that their others would stay? What ever that purpose is.

Hopefully this goes to court because I doubt this gal will enjoy the discovery process the Podcaster's lawyers will be allowed.

I would have bet on KGB, but this seems plausible too.

Patel (to GF): "I only have eye for you."

RAPEpublicans: Grifters Oligarchs Pedophiles

All the eyes actually match the headline.

How dare anyone imply is AI girlfriend is an agent!

She better be on a VERY important mission to put up with this asswipe every day. 😂

That’s totally what a Mossad agent would say

Imagine what an absolutely worthless reprobate skank a woman has to be to date Kash Patel.

How much is she getting paid?

She is?????? Not surprised.

She’s certainly not his girlfriend, the guy is a complete clown

Don’t you know true love when you see it?

Kash Patel has a girlfriend?

She’s definitely a survivor of hypnosis.

It is very likely.

By “girlfriend” you mean beard right?

That's his surprised look.

Discovery should be interesting

Benjamin Netanyahu wives, girlfriends and his daughter with pics shorturl.at/hXZde

In fairness, he does have a point. There's got to be a reason she's dating him beyond his outgoing personality. 🤷‍♂️ 🤣👍

Not a single fucking thing is making the radar. If any of this happened…. The insane meltdown for months would never end. It is shocking. MAGA is right. The media is biased. They get a pass. The left have wearing a tan suit in the news for 2 fucking weeks

Well, yeah, who owns the main stream media?

Every time I see a picture of him, his eyes creep me out.

I can't get over "Kash Patel's girlfriend". He has a girlfriend???

Patel has a gf?

It really is a compliment to her that she’s way way too hot for a retard like Patel. The only way this works is if she’s paid or she’s a spy. She should admit she’s a spy and own it. Because otherwise she’s paid.

Ok but...why does he look like exactly the kind of guy who would stick his dick in a honeypot?

Come on, he's a stud.

Shocked! 😳

I always get a kick out of Kash Patel's FBI picture. I mean, why wouldn't they take a second one. The photog could say, "Hey Kash, we found that the 2020 election was stolen," and his eyes would light up. Then the photog could take the picture.

Buggy-eyes has a girlfriend???

HE has a GIRLFRIEND 🤣🤣🤣

#KashPatel looks permanently puzzled.. #FBI

🙄

she looked him in the eyes and swore she was not

Don't worry, I'm sure he's the only one with a spy for a "girlfriend."

The “eyes” have it😳😂

Cash Patel's beard

We’ll find out how much Patel paid her to be his girlfriend & how much of that money came from taxpayer dollars. Also, will find out any secrets Patel disclosed to her. Go ahead honey ~ bring a lawsuit because we love discovery. I have a feeling Patel is going to be in deep do do.

youtu.be/8B9ATiGpbl8?...

The whole GOP is a mossad asset. The entire party and actually many parts of the DNC is bought by zionists.

It's one of those situations where you think the stripper actually likes you.

Kash Patel has a girlfriend?

Good times!🙌

====

I love it when couples do each other's eyebrows

Every time I see Kash, I immediately morph into Robert DeNiro: “You looking at me?” Lol! I can’t help it! A road trip will cure me unless the ICE agents need some roadside. assistance. ☮️

She is a race traitor. JD Vance is a race traitor. How is maga letting this stand? They are such hypocrites.

🤔🍿

Wow they sure like court unless it's against them

Makes sense. Why else would this babe be attracted to the bug-eyed tea wallah to America’s wannabe dictator?

She ought to sue whoever wrote that headline for revealing to the world that she's Kash Patel's girlfriend. That doesn't seem like the kind of information she would want circulating.

Kash Patel has a girlfriend? 😲

TBH, she should admit to being an agent and SUE for being called his girlfriend...

JFC.. 🥴🥴🥴

Kash Patel looks like he saw Trump naked and can’t unsee what he saw.

Of course she is, that makes perfect sense. Can’t wait for the discovery phase which is usually when they drop the lawsuit.

She works for PragerU, that's Russian, not Mossad.

Not necessarily bad information to share amongst magas. It’s certainly something any person might entertain as a possibility.

Expending their energy this way is good.

Patey Boy cannot let her get that Mossad vibe instead of him.

Kash Patel looks as nuts as he is

Be enough of a reason to quit Mossad. Can you imagine being with him for your country? Ew!

Crazy Eyes has a girlfriend? Shocker!

MAGA appointees have a high degree of paranoia👍

That woman has low standards, I see.

Or Mossad does. 🤔

Perfect.

How does any of this continue?

Yall dont realize russia and neytennunu are working together? Damn yall behind

Wait....... Kash Pepsycho has a .....GIRLfriend? ? ? ?

Way to attempt at being relevant.

I swear, Patels eyes freak me out!

Lmfao that girl is either most obvious honey trap in the history of espionage or a beard

Both can be true.

Oh so true.

SHIT SHOW!

Sadly, we are no longer a serious country

There's so much to be unserious about these days.

Podcaster probably right. Look at him... He looks like a deranged thug!

Hmm. Girlfriend or “girlfriend experience”? 🧐🧐

People want to fuck kash Patel?

She's affiliated with PragerU.

She's clearly hamas.

I hope they’re giving her a really big bonus for having to, eeeww I can’t even say it.

i totally believe she IS a SPY!!! mossad child porn ring madam even.

Never a dull moment when you are connected to the trump machine

RAPEgime

Oh. Do we get discovery now? This should be fun to see the questions asked and answered

Dear googly eyes, just look at her. This is the fakest looking IRL girlfriend since the invention of AI. Very sus.

He should just deny he ever said. That’s what republicans do and it works for them.

Crazy eyes has a girlfriend?!

Cash had a girlfriend? Is her name thumbelina?

What the what?

It is fine. Kash keeps an eye on her. Not sure which one, but still.

What the hell is with Patel's eyes!!! 🤔

Clearly, the news smoked Patel.

Damn autocorrect. Shocked. It shocked him.

Podcaster just surmising and asking questions

Yes. It's just something "many people are saying." The podcaster is simply giving "attention to this matter." 😜

He’s got a girlfriend?

Those creepy eyes of his, though. What could have caused that? I know Grave's disease is one which causes swelling of the eye area, but this doesn't look like that. This just looks like an axe murderer.

Rent-a-girlfriend if ever there was one.

But why else would any woman claim to be Kash Patel's girlfriend?

Patel always looks like he’s barely aged snorted 3 lbs of blow.

Then she must be a Mossad agent

Fantastic couple. They should announce their engagement.

She is something because look at that BUG EYED FREAK. COME ON!!! SOMETHING AINT RIGHT.

Whut? He has a girlfriend? Lol.

Crack kills

Patel, and his "non-profit" Kash Fdn., which normally struggles to pay the "for-profit" slogan printer just made $250K off of Jim Stewartson in a prior defamation suit. Maybe Patel has more games to play.

Did the agent sell him all that coke? Is that why?

When we hear Kash Patel's cellphone has exploded then you know its true!!!

Wait, I thought this woman was Kash's girlfriend?!?

Is she claiming that anyone who is a Mossad agent is bad, evil, nasty? Is she claiming defamation?

She has poor taste; on that point, there's no dispute.

His Eyes!!...She Just Can't Say NO to Those Eyes!!!......🙃

Oooooh, Discovery is gonna be lit

I thought he was shacked up with some rich dude in Vegas around senate hearing time?

Try getting discovery from Mossad.

Can Kash or his main squeeze release the E files??

He has a girlfriend ??????

Kash? You look confused? Hello, hello? Anybody in there?

If I understand defamation correctly, she will have to prove that she isn't, right? That works for me.

I look forward to the discovery phase. 😁

He has a girlfriend?

IKR

Everyone thought he had a blow up doll/Chat GPT GF.

I think that verifies his claim, no way she’d be with him on her own.

Lot of people are saying it…

Cool, now she has to prove she isn't. Dumbest honey pot in history...

FBI Guy Patel looks like he may want to forgo another 'bump' for now... Coke adds Life!

Why else would she be with him?

That wouldn't be a surprise if true.

Both of those guys look like they were caught with a live boy or a dead girl.

Miss Lindsay’s associate calls… “You’ve **LIVE** boys?!?!?”

Why would she sue over such a claim?

Beta fight!!!

Kash has a girlfriend? She's probably with CSIS, then.

Patel needs to get his thyroid levels medically checked…his eyes be looking bugging out of his head😳

Kash Patel has a girlfriend???

He thinks they are twins.

You beat me to it.

A Vegas girlfriend! Nudge nudge wink wink

😳

Even Kash Patel is surprised!

this made me actually lol for about a whole minute

Money and power gets you anything.

He pays by the hour

Eeeeeew.

My thought exactly!

Girlfriend “experience”.

That was my first thought too!

Wait. Wasn’t his WIFE present for his swearing in?

You don’t know her. She’s Canadian.

??? What does that even mean?

It’s how boys in high school who had pretend girlfriends would react when questioned about their pretend girlfriends.

Ah!! Thank you, yes! That makes perfect sense!

I think it’s from (or evolved from a scene in) The Breakfast Club.

As a Gen Xer I'm SO embarrassed I didn't immediately catch that 🤣😭

I think KKKa$h is more stunned than susan collins is concerned.

“Girlfriend”

She’s a Mossad agent. Sue me!

Rather than contributing to society the skank wants to sue to get ahead, I suppose it beats fucking the likes of Kash Patel though🤷‍♀️

I thought she was just another two-bit country performer looking to ride anyone’s coattails. They are a dime a dozen in Nashville.

“Hey honey, my eyes are up here. Oh, sorry Kash, you WERE looking at my eyes. Sorry.”