This exemplifies white man culture. Get hired. Fake an injury and go on workers compensation. Sit in front of the television and watch football.

“Superman” found his kryptonite - physical activity.

Exactly what I was thinking 😂

LOL. non special effects life is hard. :D

it'll be awesome when it turns out this is some bullshit excuse because he realized he couldn't cut it even against the blobbiest ding-dongs around. 😂 weak.

🤣🤣🤣

Look he's so broke that he can't afford to go see a doctor and has to wrap his injury with an at home ace bandage and a makeshift arm sling made out of a t-shirt.

I sprained my shoulder pretty badly a year and a half ago and was in a sling….not a bandana. I’m calling foul….either he’s faking an injury or RFK treated him

The white wrapping looks more like a t-shirt than gauze or a bandage, too.

He makes 'bad actor' a double entendre.

He needed to start out slowly. It puts a lot of stress on the elbow and wrist, when you are beating elderly Latina women trying to sell food from their food-carts.

Meal Team 6

And the gravy seals lol

He got beat up by a four year old because he was training in the kid's playground.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA x Infinity!!!!!!

Can't this bitch afford a sling?

😆😆😆😆

I hope someone whipped his ass

He hurt his hand jerking off President TACO Cankles.

Eww 🤣🤣🤣

Dean Tanaka Another embarrassing Idaho nazi.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMFAOOOOOO

Fake injury, I’d bet. Probably just couldn’t handle the physicality.

Haha they already did so Dean Cain could finally get work.

That guy is such a douche.

Nice segue for his mid season exit

Ohhhh, watch out for those stray Sandwiches Dean........you f*ing MORON.

The risk of post-traumatic osteoarthritis increases with age at the time of injury. There's no 'healing fully & quickly' when you're almost 60. He could very well be in pain for the rest of his irrelevant life from this 'mishap' - which is arguably a kinder fate than he deserves.

That water bottle he grabbed from his macho ICE vest was pretty heavy.

“I like Super Men that don’t have accidents.” DJT

Powder puff

Did he get his owie stumbling through that ridiculously easy “obstacle course?” 😆🤪🤣😀🙄

How much you wanna bet that he’s now claiming disability and sucking health care off the American taxpayers back? 🙄 Hate this whiner‼️

Probably scalded his fingers getting something out of the microwave.

Was that damn cement tunnel

Oh well.

Nice fake sling. Why are they always the victims trolling for ill deserved sympathy?

Must have contacted Nancy mace to figure out how to fake an injury And get sympathy

Unfortunate….that he didn’t break his neck. -yes, I state that ice cold.

A sling? No one needs a sling. This looks like a kid cosplaying "I'm hurt!"

And the idiot is using a sweatshirt instead of a real sling.

All it's missing is a giant neck brace and giant forehead bandage to complete the outfit

Heavens to MAGA Turd Reich Nazi Scum...

He’s still alive?

I hope he gets run over by a garbage truck. Twice.

Super Douche

If he keeps it up, he'll go blind.

PAB! 🤣🤣🤣

It was low standards to begin with with his hiring. Also the rash of new recruits are going to more Proud Boys and Extremists leaning too so these will be thugs who will be giving legitimacy to their thuggery.

At least there wasn't far for them to go.

I THINK THEY GOT RID OF ALL STANDARDS.

A shirt sling. Must be serious.

Biff should slither back into his boy cave.

If/when Dean Cain is called up for duty he´s going to dodge it by claiming he´s got ¨armspurs¨! 🤣

Please stop promoting this has been fascist pos

Ron saw his vid. looks like a 100 lb sack of potatoes trying to run an obstacle course

Can't be that bad. I doubt he went to the hospital and he's using a t-shirt for a sling, for good measure.

No superman here. Just a clumsy dumbass.

He forgot his clown makeup 🤡

👎🤬🤬🤬🤬🤮

.... or, people who have no clue what they believe or any core convictions.

He’s just a dumb ass.

The vibe… He really wanted to watch the football game!

That didn’t take long. 😂

Cain & Unable 🤪

"I used to be Superman" "Lol, sure grandad, sure"

Homemade sling?

😂 Imagine having such a massive ego that you can’t even fathom the truth that you are huge fucking LOSER!

And he was doing that pathetic ice test as if in slow motion….how bad can you be hurt if you’re moving at negative speed? Good news is he won’t be able to catch up to kidnap anyone!

Loser! Still not relevant!

I'm guessing he got his fat ass stuck in one of those tubes that they make them crawl through.

😮

Why would he post this? Surely he knows that people will be mercilessly mocking him.

Looks like the old “bone spurs” reasoning. But he really wanted to, right?

Psuedo- Superman tripped over his shoelaces.

Dean was severely injured in ICE training because the mannequin was "assaulting an officer & resisting arrest". Dean is very lucky to have survived the deadly attack

Misadventures of Supperman

This hasbeen needs to stick with being a hasbeen.

I guess training is his Kryptonite.

He's 60 and fat, what did he expect? Just live off your Superman royalties, that weekly 1.99 will buy you a gallon of gas.

Next time aim higher

I could give two ducks about this asshole.

😆😆😆😆

Karma is a bitch. He hasn't gotten enough negative karma yet.

What a piece of shit

After a day or two of training he decided it wasn’t for him

Maybe resistance is is kryptonite? Or maybe he shouldn't try running with a doughnut in one hand?

Well, if James Gunn ever needs to cast for Bizzaro Superman ...

Maybe he should get his stuntman to step in. From his boot camp video he obviously has one.

Maybe shouldn't be drinking and watching his "glory days" Superman TV show and then believing he could fly.

😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Would anyone with ANY INTELLIGENCE work for ICE NOW???

So does ice get back their investment of $6.66 for the promotional training video, now that he's officially (physically) unable to chase law-abiding citizens? Nice tee shirt, cain. Didn't realize hospitals were no longer using slings...probably cuz of tariffs.

they're all about the the fake blood, the obligatory ear bandage, and now the sympathy sling,

other ear, Donnie

They could have a least used a real sling as a prop. No commitment to the lie

Is it broken? 😂

ICE has standards? “Are you capable of breathing?” “Do you have an IQ above room temperature?” “Can you successfully walk and chew gum without incurring serious self injury on at least 65% of attempts?”

He went from not getting a paycheck, to getting workers comp. Another grifter.

I guess Dean ain't so super.

What a maroooooon! 🐰🥕

Sounds like bone spurs.

That's a weird way to call out of work with a fake injury

Hope it really really hurts , get some OxyC down your neck shitforbrains.

Well bless his hea—- nah; 🤬 him.

Nancy Mace tribute act?

Good patch job...a little gauze and what looks like a t-shirt for a sling.

🤡

What a douche

Super douche

😂😂🤣🤣😂

Superman was hit with some orange kryptonite. Just put some ICE on it.

I guess Dean is going to have to jerk off left handed.

Now that little discussion he had with Tim Miller last week is all the more amusing! Based upon nothing, I’d guess he’s like Rob Schneider and thinks being a public MAGA might shine light on the remains of a career no one wants to see

I guess he thought he was actually Superman? lol, judging by his elite level training for the SS ICE POS, he might need a tylenol...

All around loser.

Softer than baby shit.

that is effing hilarious!

Old washed up actor making duck lips is a horrible look

What standards?

Boo boo!? We elderly can barely stand and we'll be out protesting today! And missing our teams games. I can't/won't even wear my favorite #OhioStateBuckeyes hat because it's RED. Go #Buckeyes! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

that's not an injury that requires a sling or the dr would have given him a real one.

Good call. But he sure got that self-crafted sling in the shot of his new selfie for social media.

He already got injured? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

He’s a 59 year old man running around like he’s 25! From the video I saw, he was barely moving through the course! He might want to go ahead and be a “retired ICE Agent”!

The Man of Steel Wool

Disaster!! The Superman that couldn't. That's what happens when U lower your standards, where the only requirements are cruel and inhumane treatment toward your fellow man.

He can't even afford an actual medical sling. You hate to see it...

Hah I am almost 70 and could kick his butt🤣

That's what his mother called him. Small mishap.

What a loser!

Please don’t give this loser any oxygen.

🤣🤣🤣

That was tough obstacle course...

Why are we even posting anything about this has been?? Why give him any oxygen?

ICE version of bone spurs for has-been actors?

He’s a wack job

And just like that, Superman snapped.

Super-hero on the big screen. Super-douche in real life!

Super clumsy dork

We know he couldn't have injured his brain.

I did not have Dean Cain goes from “ICE Poster Boy” to “Bilking the Government for workers comp” in less than two weeks on my 2025 Bingo card.

Clearly someone was taking a swing at that punchable face and missed?

Fucking toolbag

SuperLoser

Indeed:

What a douche-canoe

So we are taking bets. Its a 30/70 difference between A)He is too old & fell & B)He is too old & the old women migrants he is harassing decided to fight back

So he didn't even make it out of basic training. Based on that earlier video clip, it's not all that surprising.

Weren't that high to begin with, if we're being honest.

Dork

Fragile

Even dean Cain doesn’t have insurance? A cloth wrap & an old t-shirt sling yep we believe you hurt yourself 😜

Hope he has good health insurance. NOT

LMAO

A super boo-boo. How sad.

Did he break a nail?

I call bullshit. He’s regretting joining ICE because he’d have to get off his fat ass, so he faked an injury. (And just in case it is real, I hope it heals poorly and that it hurts for the rest of his life)

Same!

Job too tough for you?

Thoughts and Prayers

Irrelevant old guy thinking he’s a patriot - well actively admiring a fascist government

What a fucking loser

Schmuck.

I hope it was a little old lady!

POLICE ICE Is there a fuckin’ echo in here?

🎯

That’s how he got hurt. Tripped over his white sheet.

I figured it was because he's old, fat, frail and a big poser.

Karma. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I hope gangrene sets in.

Gonna make all his dough on disability. Waste, fraud and abuse.

My theory is that Dean Cain got drunk and really thought he was Superman. 😂

He does look a lil rough

Wouldn’t be the first one and definitely not the last.

🤣🤣

StooperMan!!!

Got drunk, poured one out for the traitor pedophiles. Injured himself trying to get into the kidnapper transport van. Never actually went to work. Welfare queen is probably on workman's comp

🤣🤣

He might have strained it while checking out a website recommended by Fox News host Brit Hume, Sexy Vixen Vinyl.

🤪🤪

After watching him do the obstacle course this was predictable. He’s doing anything to get his Superman days back but he’s making a fool of himself.

Wash out…

Cain is in much better physical condition than most of the schlubbs I see wearing the police vests in videos. How did any of them pass the physical tests Cain was shown doing?

You mean crawling through a padded culvert and stepping over a 30 inch barrier? They probably have a buffet table at the finish line

Not a real injury, no way a hospital tied his shirt up to cradle his arm like that. #fatasssuperman just wants the weekend off

Slings are in most basic first aid kits.

He's such a dîck 😹

what's the over under it's fake

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A true warrior. Profiles in courage. I think President Trump should give him a gold star for being so brave.

🤣

Washed up.

Who wants to sign his get well soon card? 😄

He thinks everyone cares about him. Yawn.

That wasn’t his “ self-pleasuring “ hand, was it ???! . Does anyone remember the words to the song “ Whose Lonely Now ?”…….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾

He's been offered a couch by Vance 🤣

🤣🤣🤣👍🏾. Sorry it took so long to reply, Blue Sky account goes out sometimes. There working on it 👍🏾

A sad sack, looking even worse…. 🤣🤣🤣👍🏾. Unemployment begins….. anew !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’ve having a glorious weekend, so far 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Is he that poor now that he not only needs a job with ICE but he can’t afford a real arm sling?? lol. Btw he’s old so no he won’t heal quickly. Just sayin’.

I mean, who here, at one time or another, hasn't faked an injury because the team practice was too hard?

I'm betting he wishes it was the left arm? It's going to be a number of lonely weeks until he gets his girlfriend back.

That's probably how he hurt his arm. He slipped in a cum puddle after a "date."

He's definitely not super.

Just hired and already has a workman’s comp claim. I knew employees like that.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🩹🤕

I hope somebody snapped his arm. Either that or it was a wanking injury.

I'd rather keep the illegals and get rid of the racist pieces of shit living among us.

FYI, no one is illegal, and anyone who walks that far to give their kids a better life, I welcome them to live next to me....never want magat or trumpinski anywhere close to my family!

That's super.

He was a DEI hire anyways.

Washed up has been. Do whatever you can to get your name in the news. Including being a giant asshole.

He met the requirements: Hate Brown people Have a pulse

...loser...