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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

Pete Hegseth in December on military training: “We’re bringing a war-fighting ethos back to the Pentagon. Everything else that distracts from lethality shouldn’t be happening.”

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aug 31, 2025, 10:45 pm • 2,557 693

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Dee @bigdee-dee.bsky.social

Exsqueeze me?! Holy f’ing sh^t

aug 31, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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rheuphus.bsky.social @rheuphus.bsky.social

now we have the UN-National Guard raking the forest, as per the ORANGE TURD's request

aug 31, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social

Where does drinking fit in?

aug 31, 2025, 11:34 pm • 11 0 • view
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Coinneach Fitzpatrick @coinfitz.bsky.social

Between 0900 and 1700 daily.

aug 31, 2025, 11:42 pm • 4 0 • view
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NatureRulesUs 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @naturerulesus.bsky.social

📌

aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Blue Kentucky Gal @bluekentuckygal.bsky.social

Would have been more effective if the "war-fighters" were training instead of doing clean up duty.

sep 1, 2025, 3:18 am • 1 0 • view
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J H @jpjh88.bsky.social

He'll probably come out later this week and say that purring the NG on the streets is a recruiting tool.

aug 31, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Yael @dlyael.bsky.social

Purring on the streets? The NG is recruiting cats now?

aug 31, 2025, 11:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Shadow 🇺🇦 @the-shadow-5.bsky.social

Here's a thought: trump can put the National Guard to work raking all of the forests. That would put an end to forest fires. Eh?

aug 31, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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#14 @bryanjersey-14.bsky.social

Mulching can be deadly!

aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 3 1 • view
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Mark F @markfford.bsky.social

War on weeds. Fighting the good fight.

aug 31, 2025, 10:46 pm • 28 0 • view
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Will Neuhauser 🗽⚖️🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱 @wneuhauser.bsky.social

The fact that national guardspeople are raking leaves, mulching, and picking up candy wrappers makes it pretty clear that the mobilization for an “emergency” is an illegal order.

sep 1, 2025, 12:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Orry K @msbak.bsky.social

🤔😏😆☺️😆

sep 1, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Thomm53 @thomm53.bsky.social

I hope Kegsbreath's (and Cheetolini's) disrespect for the military is being noted. Not that it's anything new is Cheetolini's case.

aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ride Or Die Dem 🇬🇧🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🗽 @hocuspocusblade.bsky.social

This is what you get when the Trump regime strips the National Parks Service of funding and cuts staff. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho....

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freerangecyclist.bsky.social @freerangecyclist.bsky.social

Are you at least equipping the National Guard with lawn mowers and leaf blowers? How long before they are at the White House re-roofing it?

sep 1, 2025, 12:12 am • 3 1 • view
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barely-sane.bsky.social @barely-sane.bsky.social

The Lethal Rake Brigade undergoing intensive training.

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corvus mellori @shaneajb.bsky.social

was he sober? 🤪

aug 31, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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☮️ Deriter ♻️ @deriter.bsky.social

National Gardeners!

aug 31, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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AyJay @dcvet.bsky.social

In the right hands those gardening tools could serve as deadly weapons.

sep 1, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Allan Redd @mytrainwrecks.bsky.social

🫡

Tired of your regular weekend chores? Apply today!
aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike Farmer @mdfarmer.bsky.social

They’re killing it gardening. Thanks for your raking!

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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christiesmith.bsky.social @christiesmith.bsky.social

My pitchfork is more deadly than those rakes.

aug 31, 2025, 10:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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katt84.bsky.social @katt84.bsky.social

Expensive lawn care. At least DC won’t have to worry about forest fires now, ya?

aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social

Where's your uniform, kid?

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aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 8 1 • view
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The DILETTANTE @demwar.bsky.social

Psychos-R-Us

aug 31, 2025, 11:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mariebee 💙🇺🇸💙 @dabrnxinaz.bsky.social

Armed with RakeK47s, doing the Mulch March, sworn to uphold the constitution and wheelbarrows. What a disservice to our troops.

aug 31, 2025, 11:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sandy @sanwil.bsky.social

Unless Cap'n Orange Crush says differently.

aug 31, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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frank chaffee @northernroute.bsky.social

are they raking the california forests?

aug 31, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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sorceress2.bsky.social @sorceress2.bsky.social

This is cruel and degrading to our military.

aug 31, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦 @slowlearner123.bsky.social

Are those leaves a clear and present danger, cause they look harmless to me.

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opsan @opsan.com

The Joy of Warrior Gardening.

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Container Gardener @blupotluv.bsky.social

That’s exactly something a guy with a small penis would say.

aug 31, 2025, 11:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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WestfaliaMary @floresgardens.bsky.social

Rake the forest or mulch it? 🤔🧐🙄

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Zen Turtle @zenturtle.net

Mulch can be lethal

aug 31, 2025, 10:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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lilienfeld2 @lilienfeld2.bsky.social

In that case, Hegseth should step down...

aug 31, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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rbus39337410.bsky.social @rbus39337410.bsky.social

All Black soldiers and one Ukrainian.

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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social

The Department of Mulch

aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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Keith @beagleantics.bsky.social

Excellent juxtaposition.

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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littledaisies.bsky.social @littledaisies.bsky.social

Ah, the excitement and enthusiasm on their faces

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Lethal injection jesus @25-17ezekiel.bsky.social

Commander in chief.

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Dale Kirby 👊🇨🇦🔥 @dalekirby.com

🔥

aug 31, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Magnus Lehnsherr @i-magnus.bsky.social

The national guard is essentially on earthquake watch. (Euphemism)

aug 31, 2025, 10:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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rclyde.bsky.social @rclyde.bsky.social

Clean up on isle Lincoln Memorial ~~

aug 31, 2025, 11:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike Lynch @gobirds2024.bsky.social

Hegseth is a fkn disgrace

aug 31, 2025, 10:47 pm • 17 0 • view
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Sharon ❌👑 @citizen-sharon.bsky.social

True. But somehow I prefer teams of leaf rakers to armies of terminators.

aug 31, 2025, 11:10 pm • 11 0 • view
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🇺🇸 RULE OF LAW MATTERS @mke-voter.bsky.social

Fact check: TRUE ✅

aug 31, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robert Fairhead @tallandtrue.bsky.social

Stepping on a broom or a rake can be lethal, and a wheelbarrow comes in handy for bringing back wounded comrades!

aug 31, 2025, 10:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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mrfrisbie.bsky.social @mrfrisbie.bsky.social

Wax on, Wax off

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Ken Auer @kenauer.bsky.social

Troops are being prepared for deployment to sweep up the floor of National Forests and prevent forest fires.

aug 31, 2025, 10:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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indylu.bsky.social @indylu.bsky.social

He is pathetic. Totally unqualified to head the department of defense. God help the United States of America

aug 31, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Curious @curiousnetwatcher.com

They were mulching this weekend too. Hegseth’s forging warfighters into lethal killing machines… yet at the Capitol, they’re mostly lethal to weeds and crabgrass. Turns out the real battlefront is dandelions.

aug 31, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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victorytwin.bsky.social @victorytwin.bsky.social

Disgusts me

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jerry @irish-norgie.bsky.social

Someone watched too many John Wayne movies as a boy.

aug 31, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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catman6.bsky.social @catman6.bsky.social

Moron on this later

aug 31, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thosmas @thosmas9.bsky.social

And this prepares for an invasion of Venezuela, how?

aug 31, 2025, 11:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sean. @troublemakers49.bsky.social

They're killin' it, I guess

aug 31, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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you kept making all the stops? @bluefrommagioh.bsky.social

lethal raking.

aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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LexiandSkyeCats @ellensartandpets.bsky.social

The war against autumn leaves. It's a real thing but you don"t need an arms race to fight it.

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vinao9omg.bsky.social @vinao9omg.bsky.social

This keeps Trump from spending extra for the "Epstein Total Landscaping & Lawn Care" service

aug 31, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Damian Lynch 🇦🇺 🟧 Rebellion is Mandatory @dpsl.bsky.social

In training to rake the forests to prevent wild fires maybe!!!!

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robod99.bsky.social @robod99.bsky.social

Soldier movies from this culture war are going to be terrible. Saving Private Rake A Few Good Gardeners All Quiet in the Park Das Rake The Leaf Hunter

aug 31, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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ArgoMax @argomax.bsky.social

Instead of using leaves for camouflage, The military is forced to sneak up on a public rubbish bin with them. Trump thought they weren't as good at sneaking as he is.

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Stéphane Prévost 🇨🇦 @stephaneprevost.bsky.social

😂😂

aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ojodio @ojodio.bsky.social

Uh Huh . Go on

aug 31, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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🇺🇦🇨🇦Vieux Quelque Chose @vieuxquelquechose.bsky.social

From Department Of Defense to Department Of 4 Seasons Landscaping

aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Just Howlin' not Wolf @nickkegan.bsky.social

MWFUS# make weeds fear us.

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Brookboy Bob @brookboybob.bsky.social

OUR NATIONAL GUARDNERS

aug 31, 2025, 10:49 pm • 44 0 • view
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😠Mr_nice_guy_NOT😂 @mrniceguy00101.bsky.social

Damn the homeless are that lethal in DC. 🤔

aug 31, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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ForFookSake👊🇺🇸🔥 @forfooksake.bsky.social

👊🇺🇸🔥

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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social

Semper Mulchus

aug 31, 2025, 10:46 pm • 56 0 • view
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KWilde @flowerchildob1.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 31, 2025, 10:47 pm • 7 0 • view
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Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social

They're going to put Four Seasons Total Landscaping out of business.

aug 31, 2025, 10:51 pm • 4 0 • view
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Derek Smalls’ Moustache @smallsmoustache.bsky.social

A “war fighting ethos…that focuses on lethality.” To go into U.S. cities? How else are people supposed to read this bullshit?

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 4 0 • view
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Orel McKawkholster @orelmckawkholster.bsky.social

We know he's a LYING HYPOCRITE, so I guess his own words don't matter.

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EvaH @egads901.bsky.social

This should infuriate EVERY US citizen right now, regardless of party. Of course he was going not only humiliate our Nation Guard, but find a way to stiff them too. www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 30 8 • view
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☮️ Deriter ♻️ @deriter.bsky.social

Wait he's walking ! Where the golf cart?

aug 31, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jenny In Texas @jennyintx.bsky.social

It’s hard to feel infuriated by something I’d completely expect. He stiffs everyone. He’s actually famous for it. Shame on anyone in service who voted for him.

aug 31, 2025, 10:59 pm • 18 1 • view
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☮️ Deriter ♻️ @deriter.bsky.social

Isn't that the meaning of a voluntary service?

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Poodle Mom @blackpoodlered.bsky.social

Yup. Either the military cannot read or is hard of thinking but the signs were everywhere that he has zero respect for them. Didn’t want to be photographed with veteran amputees, made fun of silver star families, etc www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

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TrumpCanDuckMySick @trumpcanduckmysick.bsky.social

they are only deployed for 29 days .. because if it was 30 days they would have to be paid extra and get additional bonuses

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333221c.bsky.social @333221c.bsky.social

I’ve heard he didn’t pay his gardeners on time either.

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Gareth Penn @garethspenn.bsky.social

I fondly recall policing up cottonwood fluff at Fort Sill in the spring of 1966.

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Dirk Smith @dirksmith.bsky.social

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cb-2025.bsky.social @cb-2025.bsky.social

Psycho

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The Mad Yak @theyakofresistance.bsky.social

Maybe they're cleaning for an upcoming funeral procession?

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 12 0 • view
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greg305.bsky.social @greg305.bsky.social

Limp dick macho bluster… subservient to Putin

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toddman42.bsky.social @toddman42.bsky.social

Yeah, don’t they know those leaves are already dead?

aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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nowomaticstudios.bsky.social @nowomaticstudios.bsky.social

ratical.org/ratville/CAH...

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pickle11-0.bsky.social @pickle11-0.bsky.social

I have no doubt in my mind where this stupid idea came from.

aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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okguy.bsky.social @okguy.bsky.social

Yes, the weeds are running for cover…. 😂

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10-29.bsky.social @10-29.bsky.social

rare trump/epstein connection... just a few guys sharing an intimate dinner together.

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Brad Schmidt @unionbbradschmid.bsky.social

Call them what they are, scabs.

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fraziberry.bsky.social @fraziberry.bsky.social

Good job! These warfighters are looking super lethal. #Hegsethisanazi

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This Bitch Resists @liberalantitheist.bsky.social

Just got back into DC. Three "war fighters" were chatting in an alcove at a metro station. I reminded them their oath is to the Constitution and not to a person, and wished them a good rest of their day.

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Lady Double Dealer @ladydoubledealer.bsky.social

They have no choice. I'm pretty sure they hate what they are doing.

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activelurker.bsky.social @activelurker.bsky.social

I doubt it. Military and law enforcement types love Trump since he appeals to their vanity

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robbomck.bsky.social @robbomck.bsky.social

Operation Leaf Mulch

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roberts44163082.bsky.social @roberts44163082.bsky.social

"You are going to DC and police the area."

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The Cat Mother @hullerfarcats.bsky.social

Yeah right! 😂

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ct634.bsky.social @ct634.bsky.social

They got their mulching orders.

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Luther Rotto @lutherrotto.bsky.social

"Um, police up the area." — The worst words that can possibly be spoken to any troop.

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thoughts-comments.bsky.social @thoughts-comments.bsky.social

Hegseth could've led by example and picked up trash himself.

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Adele M Buttolph @adelebuttolph.bsky.social

Doubt he can pick himself up.

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Tim @darthtim0718.bsky.social

Join the American Army and bring that warrior ethos back to garden pest control

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Bad_Cyclist @badcyclist.bsky.social

So the GOP is a self admitted death cult ☠️ No wonder Americans voted them in 🤪

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Lynne Thomson @lynnet1.bsky.social

Maybe they can rake the forests in CA too…

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Paint it Blue @kimberlysaysnope.bsky.social

MISQUOTE: This was actually RFK Jr...

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daves211.bsky.social @daves211.bsky.social

They’re lethal to crab grass.

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ocmoose.bsky.social @ocmoose.bsky.social

Dept of Landscaping

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David Bonowitz @dbonowitz.bsky.social

You obviously don't get his deep strategy, Ron. Four words: wax on, wax off.

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gvent.bsky.social @gvent.bsky.social

Like TACO?

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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codfish99.bsky.social @codfish99.bsky.social

they are fighting the dandelions

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dtf1947 @dtf1947.bsky.social

Some of the toughest times in basic training were the weed pulling obstacle course and the green trash bag close order drills. We would rather have repeated the tear gas tent than go through those again!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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anomalei.bsky.social @anomalei.bsky.social

Well, they're killing the landscaping jobs. National Gardners!

aug 31, 2025, 11:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mark @barracuda66.bsky.social

Is this the start of the “fall” of the USA😆

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The Ken Harbaugh Show @thekenharbaughshow.bsky.social

Leafality.

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Conservatives Are Fascists @gaialuv.bsky.social

👍😂😂

aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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PalpableConcern @palpableconcern.bsky.social

🏆

sep 1, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Vitanuova @vitanuova.bsky.social

Ok I give up- that’s a follow!

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BlueHeelerMom @blueheelermom.bsky.social

Thank you for my belly laugh of the day!

aug 31, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paulette Feeney ❌️👑 @pauletteparis1.bsky.social

😅😅😅✌️

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Just George 🦋💙🇺🇸🇺🇦☮️ @george-barnes.bsky.social

🤣 Good one!

aug 31, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Grandma Moses @beachreader60.bsky.social

Nothing looks more like finely trained fighting men than carrying a rake and garbage can.

aug 31, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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texastwinkie.bsky.social @texastwinkie.bsky.social

Military families understand: This is guardsmen and women missing birthdays and anniversaries, soccer practice and scouts meetings never mind their paying permanent jobs. We ALL know that a month of our work doesn’t magically disappear when we return. What a F-ing waste.

sep 1, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
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tink51.bsky.social @tink51.bsky.social

The massive lethality of a rake and mulch.

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RJ Bono @flier57.bsky.social

Garbage detail!

aug 31, 2025, 11:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Princess Lisa SkyWalker @paraprod.bsky.social

That is hilarious! They fired everyone else who worked for the government so now they have to use the National Guard to clean up leaves?

aug 31, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kolshack @redsun76.bsky.social

Lethality

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aug 31, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ojodio @ojodio.bsky.social

I’ve never heard that word before

aug 31, 2025, 11:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nancy B @neb12.bsky.social

Not what they signed up to do!

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social

Boots on the Ground(s-keeping)

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northsidemick @northsidemick.bsky.social

Lethal landscaping, killer mulching, deadly raking.

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Terry Sedgwick @lordsedgwick.bsky.social

Stealing the jobs of dedicated hard workers.😡

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capuchadou.bsky.social @capuchadou.bsky.social

Heh...they're showing no mercy to that lawn.

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OverH2O @meadowsonh2o.bsky.social

Yep That’s the plan TriggerHappy Hapless Hegseth

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Kimberley @kims-sky.bsky.social

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johngora.bsky.social @johngora.bsky.social

These soldiers are on a mission. Armed with the Ames LR-47 Combat Tactical Leaf Rake, this elite division will leave no leaf behind. The tireless group hunted the errant foliage with military precision. They left the park of battle in glory, only to return the next day to see more leaves all over.

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oakwoody.bsky.social @oakwoody.bsky.social

So my Hispanic landscaping guys stopped showing up, how do I get these guys come over? My lawn needs mowing.

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Lotus @lotusblood.bsky.social

We ain't found shit!

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johnnyphx.bsky.social @johnnyphx.bsky.social

Have another Jack, you idiot.

aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joshua D Sarozek @joshuadsarozek.bsky.social

what do you expect from one who willingly drops “his” panties for a craven, pussyfied, draft dodger such as donald j trump!?

aug 31, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alexandra 🇨🇦 @alexandra-gee.bsky.social

Hahaha Hegseth. However, some insects might die due to the raking.

sep 1, 2025, 3:36 am • 1 0 • view
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namo77.bsky.social @namo77.bsky.social

This is my shovel, there is many like it, but this one is mine.

sep 1, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
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hlaferrara1.bsky.social @hlaferrara1.bsky.social

Kegseth*

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aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 13 1 • view
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mikefire702.bsky.social @mikefire702.bsky.social

* Kegsbreath

aug 31, 2025, 10:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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Matt Miller @truckermattforever.bsky.social

Wouldn’t they have been more effective during Dandelion Season?

aug 31, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Philip G. Collier @philipcollier.bsky.social

Never believe any of the Trump Regime talking points. They are ALL about persuasion, not conveyance of truth.

aug 31, 2025, 10:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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rset70.bsky.social @rset70.bsky.social

See the way they are attacking those leaves?

sep 1, 2025, 2:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Tracy @tcar2000.bsky.social

Those leaves are DEAD!

sep 1, 2025, 2:35 am • 0 0 • view
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marciaea2z.bsky.social @marciaea2z.bsky.social

US is not at WAR with any other country! Disgusting our government is threatening WAR on its own people! FIRE THE ALCOHOLIC IDIOT and DRUGGED DEMENTIA PRESIDENT!

aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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🇺🇸 RULE OF LAW MATTERS @mke-voter.bsky.social

Fwiw, he doesn’t drink

aug 31, 2025, 11:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sam Brown @lazzygnome.bsky.social

Not the National Guardners storming the mulch bed 🤣

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Serendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 11:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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hulkling @hulkling-she-her.bsky.social

rake off

aug 31, 2025, 10:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nazi Slayer @trumpisnazi.bsky.social

Where’s the guy that cleans up the dog shit

sep 1, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
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musk-family-ftms.bsky.social @musk-family-ftms.bsky.social

Petey dismisses that "Thou shalt not kill" as WOKE, DEI and long-haired stuff straight from un-American Liberal campuses.

aug 31, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Berserker Coach @berserkercoach.bsky.social

AND THAT INCLUDES DIPLOMACY!

aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pam🫘🧶💙🏳️‍🌈 #NoKings🚫👑 @pmmcdaniel.bsky.social

Like spreading mulch or picking up trash?

aug 31, 2025, 10:46 pm • 10 0 • view
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WingFlex @wingflex.bsky.social

Yeah, piss off the military. Good idea, donald. Ripped these people from their families and jobs to pick up trash in DC.

aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 5 0 • view
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betulina.bsky.social @betulina.bsky.social

*Bayonet practice* with discarded coffee cups.

sep 1, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Slightly Matter 🩵 @lemon-lover.bsky.social

At least let them dress cooler. For Pete's sake. But really 😵‍💫

sep 1, 2025, 12:08 am • 2 0 • view
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triplerainbow333.bsky.social @triplerainbow333.bsky.social

There will be no forest fires in Washington DC. The city is safe thanks to me, your village idiot. Sincerely Donald J. Trump

sep 1, 2025, 4:39 am • 0 0 • view
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triplerainbow333.bsky.social @triplerainbow333.bsky.social

Soon it will be time for pumpkins!

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triplerainbow333.bsky.social @triplerainbow333.bsky.social

The mums are planted!

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Andy Morton @andyatlockerbie.bsky.social

Also Hegseth: President Trump deserves a Nobel Peace prize

aug 31, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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ClarkAddison @clarkaddison.bsky.social

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Anne Smith @smishy61.bsky.social

Drunk.

aug 31, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Boss Best @realbossbest.bsky.social

Geez louise, DUI Hire Hegseth wants everyone distracted by picking up garbage, while he's talking about starting endless wars, training drills not seen since Vietnam, and, I assume, bringing back the draft to make soldiers cannon fodder again--man, how long has this guy spent in Soviet Russia???

aug 31, 2025, 11:06 pm • 6 1 • view
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Millie @millicentrandy.bsky.social

Lethal gardening. War against trash. Such waste fraud and abuse

sep 1, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Uillecc Dubh @uilleccdubh.bsky.social

Why are most of the Guardsmen carrying guns white, while most of the ones carrying rakes are brown?… I’ve seen more photos now… And it persists…

aug 31, 2025, 10:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Novak @knowvak.bsky.social

What a fragile douche.

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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randy1211.bsky.social @randy1211.bsky.social

Hegseth is a danger to America and the world. He is beyond incompetent and should be removed immediately.

aug 31, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hey Tommy! @heytommy.bsky.social

learning a new skill…”raking the forest floor”

aug 31, 2025, 10:52 pm • 5 0 • view
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grnlght.bsky.social @grnlght.bsky.social

Fewer than 30 days, members receive only BAH‑Type 2, not full BAH‑1; full benefits begin only on day 31 and only apply from that point forward By repeatedly cycling short orders and ending them on day 29 and restarting on day 31 the administration saves roughly $2,500 per service member per month

aug 31, 2025, 11:00 pm • 3 1 • view
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Pianoman @pianoman12.bsky.social

Apparently Hegseth believes the only distraction is treating fellow humans with dignity.

aug 31, 2025, 11:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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inhalo123.bsky.social @inhalo123.bsky.social

Suckers and Losers... The USA Fat Orange Pedophile is Stiffing USA National Guard Troops... Ending their rotations/postings at 29 days...stead of the 30 days...No Basic Allowance for Housing...as per the USA Orange Fat Man Pedophile... Suckers and Losers...

sep 1, 2025, 1:56 am • 0 0 • view
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SuetheMainer @smc08.bsky.social

They aren't even paying them. They only get paid after serving for 30 days, and they're sent home on day 29

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Once More⚡️ @sarahconnelly.bsky.social

This is an exercise in compliance though too.. training our poor troops to do ANYTHING they're told to

aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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p @burnseternal.bsky.social

I am as sad about this as I am angry.

sep 1, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Carlotta @bookerator.bsky.social

Killing them bugs and fighting the crabgrass.

sep 1, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Laurie R @laurier70.bsky.social

Doing the job of the National Park Service……since Trump fired half of them!!🤬

aug 31, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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alfredsokoro.bsky.social @alfredsokoro.bsky.social

Was wondering why very few guards roaming around WMATA metro stations are Black. They are all assigned to trash duty.

aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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calicoprincess.bsky.social @calicoprincess.bsky.social

Cornier than ****🤡🤪

aug 31, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Julie Lind @sense-n-ability.bsky.social

Essentially they are Boy Scouts.

aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kate Jones @tryn2bkind.bsky.social

Can we start the lethality with him?

aug 31, 2025, 11:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ken A Warren @kenawarren14.bsky.social

Why not send the NG out West to rake every acre of national forest land? Trump can then be awarded the Smokey The Bear Noble Prize for helping to prevent forest fires. Just tell him that is even better than the Nobel Peace Prize and he'll fart uncontrollably with pride and joy.

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 18 0 • view
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rosebud-97.bsky.social @rosebud-97.bsky.social

Great use of synonyms!!

sep 1, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Carolyn @annie-carolyn.bsky.social

Hegseth’s definition of a war-fighter is shooting unarmed civilians.

sep 1, 2025, 3:24 am • 1 0 • view
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therealspartacus.bsky.social @therealspartacus.bsky.social

He added "Hic!" and staggered away clutching a bottle marked XXX while singing "How Dry I Am."

aug 31, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kristen Leist 🫘 @kristenpilates.bsky.social

Replacing National Park rangers seems like a task that distracts from lethality.

aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mad Potter @madpotter.bsky.social

Well to be fair, I have gotten what felt like a near-lethal splinter from mulch!

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gleff1.bsky.social @gleff1.bsky.social

I can just imagine the Kim Jong Un and Putin's propaganda posters showing the US Military.

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The Grumpy Old Troll @thegrumpyoldtroll.bsky.social

Some needs to do the work. The regular landscapers were deported.

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Dan Kost @dankost.bsky.social

Looking pretty lethal

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psbboomer.bsky.social @psbboomer.bsky.social

You shouldn’t expect pay for raking your neighbors leaves. Maybe they can reflect on their actions as opposed to wearing masks and kidnapping people and ripping families apart? Remember when we used to love our neighbors?

aug 31, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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castrelly21.bsky.social @castrelly21.bsky.social

Take it easy, if they didn’t go along w it, these poor Nat’l Guardeners may get charged w AWOL (Away Without Leaves).

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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tombussanich.bsky.social @tombussanich.bsky.social

Doing what laid off National Park Service workers should be doing

aug 31, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Proud member of the Resistance @jcresiststyranny.bsky.social

Our new "Era of Shame" has been defined, supported and executed by misled ignorant americans and the Republicans they voted into office. Morality and civics are gone! Just got my T which reads "We the People" are PISSED OFF! This one 👇 libtees.dashery.com/products/787...

aug 31, 2025, 10:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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ak714.bsky.social @ak714.bsky.social

Are rakes weapons? I know they were supposed to be armed.

sep 1, 2025, 12:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Rooted in Resistance SGV @rootedinresistance.bsky.social

Begs the question, exactly who does he want them to picture when he is training them to murder?

aug 31, 2025, 11:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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karenmusica @karenmusica.bsky.social

Department of War

aug 31, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fathead @fullerray.bsky.social

The only thing Pete is an expert is getting drunk and then going to work with a terrible hangover and not maki g really stupid mistakes. He still fucks up l, but hides it well

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KWilde @flowerchildob1.bsky.social

"Spread 'em."

aug 31, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social

I guess they got their mulching orders.

aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 30 0 • view
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Karen Lee @karenleeartist.bsky.social

Good one! 🤣💙

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 4 0 • view
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Eric Beermann @faceonmars.bsky.social

Wildfire mitigation?

aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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heavenlysky.bsky.social @heavenlysky.bsky.social

He thinks they are losers and suckers.

sep 1, 2025, 6:06 am • 0 0 • view
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roo96.bsky.social @roo96.bsky.social

The Pentagon could have hired day laborers from nearby Home Depot parking lots for a small fraction of what a National Guard deployment costs.

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 4 0 • view
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Artemis Prime @mmpez.bsky.social

War of the Rose Bushes

aug 31, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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David Sepanik @iveseenenough.bsky.social

Leaf-thality

aug 31, 2025, 10:56 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ian @redneckgeordie.bsky.social

🤡🤡🤡

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Hootz @realhootz72.bsky.social

Recruiting poster stuff right there, right Pete? Warfighters!

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onalarkwithaspark.bsky.social @onalarkwithaspark.bsky.social

Mulch didn’t see it coming. Didn’t have a chance at all.

aug 31, 2025, 10:52 pm • 4 0 • view
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Lu @maybeitslexapro.bsky.social

idk what you're talking about those rakes look v lethal

aug 31, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Richard Nowels @richardnowels.bsky.social

Groom those gardens into submission.

aug 31, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social

Gosh, please don't remind him...

aug 31, 2025, 11:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anninhell @ccandd.bsky.social

He's the biggest clown in the whole circus.

aug 31, 2025, 10:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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TheRealMrBill @therealmrbill.bsky.social

😂😂

aug 31, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin☮️🌎☀️🌕🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱 @hamkold.bsky.social

I love the smell of freshly raked leaves in the morning!

sep 1, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view