Exsqueeze me?! Holy f’ing sh^t
Exsqueeze me?! Holy f’ing sh^t
now we have the UN-National Guard raking the forest, as per the ORANGE TURD's request
Where does drinking fit in?
Between 0900 and 1700 daily.
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Would have been more effective if the "war-fighters" were training instead of doing clean up duty.
He'll probably come out later this week and say that purring the NG on the streets is a recruiting tool.
Purring on the streets? The NG is recruiting cats now?
Here's a thought: trump can put the National Guard to work raking all of the forests. That would put an end to forest fires. Eh?
Mulching can be deadly!
War on weeds. Fighting the good fight.
The fact that national guardspeople are raking leaves, mulching, and picking up candy wrappers makes it pretty clear that the mobilization for an “emergency” is an illegal order.
🤔😏😆☺️😆
I hope Kegsbreath's (and Cheetolini's) disrespect for the military is being noted. Not that it's anything new is Cheetolini's case.
This is what you get when the Trump regime strips the National Parks Service of funding and cuts staff. www.pbs.org/newshour/sho....
Are you at least equipping the National Guard with lawn mowers and leaf blowers? How long before they are at the White House re-roofing it?
The Lethal Rake Brigade undergoing intensive training.
was he sober? 🤪
National Gardeners!
In the right hands those gardening tools could serve as deadly weapons.
They’re killing it gardening. Thanks for your raking!
My pitchfork is more deadly than those rakes.
Expensive lawn care. At least DC won’t have to worry about forest fires now, ya?
Psychos-R-Us
Armed with RakeK47s, doing the Mulch March, sworn to uphold the constitution and wheelbarrows. What a disservice to our troops.
Unless Cap'n Orange Crush says differently.
are they raking the california forests?
This is cruel and degrading to our military.
Are those leaves a clear and present danger, cause they look harmless to me.
The Joy of Warrior Gardening.
That’s exactly something a guy with a small penis would say.
Rake the forest or mulch it? 🤔🧐🙄
Mulch can be lethal
In that case, Hegseth should step down...
The Department of Mulch
Excellent juxtaposition.
Ah, the excitement and enthusiasm on their faces
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The national guard is essentially on earthquake watch. (Euphemism)
Clean up on isle Lincoln Memorial ~~
Hegseth is a fkn disgrace
True. But somehow I prefer teams of leaf rakers to armies of terminators.
Fact check: TRUE ✅
Stepping on a broom or a rake can be lethal, and a wheelbarrow comes in handy for bringing back wounded comrades!
Wax on, Wax off
Troops are being prepared for deployment to sweep up the floor of National Forests and prevent forest fires.
He is pathetic. Totally unqualified to head the department of defense. God help the United States of America
They were mulching this weekend too. Hegseth’s forging warfighters into lethal killing machines… yet at the Capitol, they’re mostly lethal to weeds and crabgrass. Turns out the real battlefront is dandelions.
Disgusts me
Someone watched too many John Wayne movies as a boy.
Moron on this later
And this prepares for an invasion of Venezuela, how?
They're killin' it, I guess
lethal raking.
The war against autumn leaves. It's a real thing but you don"t need an arms race to fight it.
This keeps Trump from spending extra for the "Epstein Total Landscaping & Lawn Care" service
In training to rake the forests to prevent wild fires maybe!!!!
Soldier movies from this culture war are going to be terrible. Saving Private Rake A Few Good Gardeners All Quiet in the Park Das Rake The Leaf Hunter
Instead of using leaves for camouflage, The military is forced to sneak up on a public rubbish bin with them. Trump thought they weren't as good at sneaking as he is.
😂😂
Uh Huh . Go on
From Department Of Defense to Department Of 4 Seasons Landscaping
MWFUS# make weeds fear us.
OUR NATIONAL GUARDNERS
Damn the homeless are that lethal in DC. 🤔
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Semper Mulchus
🤣🤣🤣
They're going to put Four Seasons Total Landscaping out of business.
A “war fighting ethos…that focuses on lethality.” To go into U.S. cities? How else are people supposed to read this bullshit?
We know he's a LYING HYPOCRITE, so I guess his own words don't matter.
This should infuriate EVERY US citizen right now, regardless of party. Of course he was going not only humiliate our Nation Guard, but find a way to stiff them too. www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...
Wait he's walking ! Where the golf cart?
It’s hard to feel infuriated by something I’d completely expect. He stiffs everyone. He’s actually famous for it. Shame on anyone in service who voted for him.
Isn't that the meaning of a voluntary service?
Yup. Either the military cannot read or is hard of thinking but the signs were everywhere that he has zero respect for them. Didn’t want to be photographed with veteran amputees, made fun of silver star families, etc www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
they are only deployed for 29 days .. because if it was 30 days they would have to be paid extra and get additional bonuses
I’ve heard he didn’t pay his gardeners on time either.
I fondly recall policing up cottonwood fluff at Fort Sill in the spring of 1966.
Psycho
Maybe they're cleaning for an upcoming funeral procession?
Limp dick macho bluster… subservient to Putin
Yeah, don’t they know those leaves are already dead?
I have no doubt in my mind where this stupid idea came from.
Yes, the weeds are running for cover…. 😂
rare trump/epstein connection... just a few guys sharing an intimate dinner together.
Call them what they are, scabs.
Good job! These warfighters are looking super lethal. #Hegsethisanazi
Just got back into DC. Three "war fighters" were chatting in an alcove at a metro station. I reminded them their oath is to the Constitution and not to a person, and wished them a good rest of their day.
They have no choice. I'm pretty sure they hate what they are doing.
I doubt it. Military and law enforcement types love Trump since he appeals to their vanity
Operation Leaf Mulch
"You are going to DC and police the area."
Yeah right! 😂
They got their mulching orders.
"Um, police up the area." — The worst words that can possibly be spoken to any troop.
Hegseth could've led by example and picked up trash himself.
Doubt he can pick himself up.
Join the American Army and bring that warrior ethos back to garden pest control
So the GOP is a self admitted death cult ☠️ No wonder Americans voted them in 🤪
Maybe they can rake the forests in CA too…
MISQUOTE: This was actually RFK Jr...
They’re lethal to crab grass.
Dept of Landscaping
You obviously don't get his deep strategy, Ron. Four words: wax on, wax off.
Like TACO?
they are fighting the dandelions
Some of the toughest times in basic training were the weed pulling obstacle course and the green trash bag close order drills. We would rather have repeated the tear gas tent than go through those again!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, they're killing the landscaping jobs. National Gardners!
Is this the start of the “fall” of the USA😆
Leafality.
👍😂😂
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Ok I give up- that’s a follow!
Thank you for my belly laugh of the day!
😅😅😅✌️
🤣 Good one!
Nothing looks more like finely trained fighting men than carrying a rake and garbage can.
Military families understand: This is guardsmen and women missing birthdays and anniversaries, soccer practice and scouts meetings never mind their paying permanent jobs. We ALL know that a month of our work doesn’t magically disappear when we return. What a F-ing waste.
The massive lethality of a rake and mulch.
Garbage detail!
That is hilarious! They fired everyone else who worked for the government so now they have to use the National Guard to clean up leaves?
I’ve never heard that word before
Not what they signed up to do!
Boots on the Ground(s-keeping)
Lethal landscaping, killer mulching, deadly raking.
Heh...they're showing no mercy to that lawn.
Yep That’s the plan TriggerHappy Hapless Hegseth
These soldiers are on a mission. Armed with the Ames LR-47 Combat Tactical Leaf Rake, this elite division will leave no leaf behind. The tireless group hunted the errant foliage with military precision. They left the park of battle in glory, only to return the next day to see more leaves all over.
So my Hispanic landscaping guys stopped showing up, how do I get these guys come over? My lawn needs mowing.
We ain't found shit!
Have another Jack, you idiot.
what do you expect from one who willingly drops “his” panties for a craven, pussyfied, draft dodger such as donald j trump!?
Hahaha Hegseth. However, some insects might die due to the raking.
This is my shovel, there is many like it, but this one is mine.
* Kegsbreath
Wouldn’t they have been more effective during Dandelion Season?
Never believe any of the Trump Regime talking points. They are ALL about persuasion, not conveyance of truth.
See the way they are attacking those leaves?
Those leaves are DEAD!
US is not at WAR with any other country! Disgusting our government is threatening WAR on its own people! FIRE THE ALCOHOLIC IDIOT and DRUGGED DEMENTIA PRESIDENT!
Fwiw, he doesn’t drink
Not the National Guardners storming the mulch bed 🤣
rake off
Where’s the guy that cleans up the dog shit
Petey dismisses that "Thou shalt not kill" as WOKE, DEI and long-haired stuff straight from un-American Liberal campuses.
AND THAT INCLUDES DIPLOMACY!
Like spreading mulch or picking up trash?
Yeah, piss off the military. Good idea, donald. Ripped these people from their families and jobs to pick up trash in DC.
*Bayonet practice* with discarded coffee cups.
At least let them dress cooler. For Pete's sake. But really 😵💫
There will be no forest fires in Washington DC. The city is safe thanks to me, your village idiot. Sincerely Donald J. Trump
The mums are planted!
Also Hegseth: President Trump deserves a Nobel Peace prize
Drunk.
Geez louise, DUI Hire Hegseth wants everyone distracted by picking up garbage, while he's talking about starting endless wars, training drills not seen since Vietnam, and, I assume, bringing back the draft to make soldiers cannon fodder again--man, how long has this guy spent in Soviet Russia???
Lethal gardening. War against trash. Such waste fraud and abuse
Why are most of the Guardsmen carrying guns white, while most of the ones carrying rakes are brown?… I’ve seen more photos now… And it persists…
What a fragile douche.
Hegseth is a danger to America and the world. He is beyond incompetent and should be removed immediately.
learning a new skill…”raking the forest floor”
Fewer than 30 days, members receive only BAH‑Type 2, not full BAH‑1; full benefits begin only on day 31 and only apply from that point forward By repeatedly cycling short orders and ending them on day 29 and restarting on day 31 the administration saves roughly $2,500 per service member per month
Apparently Hegseth believes the only distraction is treating fellow humans with dignity.
Suckers and Losers... The USA Fat Orange Pedophile is Stiffing USA National Guard Troops... Ending their rotations/postings at 29 days...stead of the 30 days...No Basic Allowance for Housing...as per the USA Orange Fat Man Pedophile... Suckers and Losers...
They aren't even paying them. They only get paid after serving for 30 days, and they're sent home on day 29
This is an exercise in compliance though too.. training our poor troops to do ANYTHING they're told to
I am as sad about this as I am angry.
Killing them bugs and fighting the crabgrass.
Doing the job of the National Park Service……since Trump fired half of them!!🤬
Was wondering why very few guards roaming around WMATA metro stations are Black. They are all assigned to trash duty.
Cornier than ****🤡🤪
Essentially they are Boy Scouts.
Can we start the lethality with him?
Why not send the NG out West to rake every acre of national forest land? Trump can then be awarded the Smokey The Bear Noble Prize for helping to prevent forest fires. Just tell him that is even better than the Nobel Peace Prize and he'll fart uncontrollably with pride and joy.
Great use of synonyms!!
Hegseth’s definition of a war-fighter is shooting unarmed civilians.
He added "Hic!" and staggered away clutching a bottle marked XXX while singing "How Dry I Am."
Replacing National Park rangers seems like a task that distracts from lethality.
Well to be fair, I have gotten what felt like a near-lethal splinter from mulch!
I can just imagine the Kim Jong Un and Putin's propaganda posters showing the US Military.
Some needs to do the work. The regular landscapers were deported.
Looking pretty lethal
You shouldn’t expect pay for raking your neighbors leaves. Maybe they can reflect on their actions as opposed to wearing masks and kidnapping people and ripping families apart? Remember when we used to love our neighbors?
Take it easy, if they didn’t go along w it, these poor Nat’l Guardeners may get charged w AWOL (Away Without Leaves).
Doing what laid off National Park Service workers should be doing
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Are rakes weapons? I know they were supposed to be armed.
Begs the question, exactly who does he want them to picture when he is training them to murder?
Department of War
The only thing Pete is an expert is getting drunk and then going to work with a terrible hangover and not maki g really stupid mistakes. He still fucks up l, but hides it well
"Spread 'em."
I guess they got their mulching orders.
Good one! 🤣💙
Wildfire mitigation?
He thinks they are losers and suckers.
The Pentagon could have hired day laborers from nearby Home Depot parking lots for a small fraction of what a National Guard deployment costs.
War of the Rose Bushes
Leaf-thality
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Recruiting poster stuff right there, right Pete? Warfighters!
Mulch didn’t see it coming. Didn’t have a chance at all.
idk what you're talking about those rakes look v lethal
Groom those gardens into submission.
Gosh, please don't remind him...
He's the biggest clown in the whole circus.
😂😂
I love the smell of freshly raked leaves in the morning!