Are you sure he was in a crash? Maybe someone just slapped him on the back again
Are you sure he was in a crash? Maybe someone just slapped him on the back again
Wow, that is SO crystal clear!
To be fair, it sums up how much the rest of the world cares too
It's a sketchy story. Rudy pulled over to aid a woman who had been involved in a domestic violence attack & gave her mouth to mouth? First of all, gross. Second of all- I doubt Rudy would do any of that, especially if he was drunk, which was likely the real reason for the accident.
@meidastouch.com
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Looks about right…
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Made me giggle. I’m a bad person.
yup!
When Maxwell was convicted and went to prison, he wished her well. Wonder why he cares more for her than Rudy? 😁
He wrote the same thing about the Minnesota school shooting, didn’t he?
Dumpy must be under wraps somewhere....think the whole golf thing was a ruse. He was really getting his hair plugs taken care of.
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Trump is so broken up....he's speechless 😆
Hahaha you got me. Took 20 seconds but.
Weekend at Bernie’s has begun.
Nice of him to let us fill in the blanks
For the first time I actually say I 💯 agree with Trump. 🤣🤣
Yep, if you can't say something nice......
That's not about him slowly dying, that's just how Trump treats all his longtime friends
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DJT put out a statement on 8/31/25 , that HE never felt better though. HOW does Guiliani afford trips to NH from Florida, with personal drivers and security detail, while claiming he was too poor to pay the court ordered settlement to Ruby Freeman & Shaye Moss? He’s like the shyster Alex Jones
Like every wealthy person, right or left, they shield their assets
True. But his days of running his company “Fraud Guarantee” with Lev Parnas or flying to Russia to get million dollar speaking fees, & his podcast on Rumble about his legal issues, isn’t broadcast as of this month. AI said he’s hospitalized on 9/1/25 for vertebrae breaks from his accident. Is he ?
He’s always so caring and sincere
Ha!
Look for the people who knew Trump's secrets to get off'd after his death Maxwell will be next
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Team Trump : Rudy, we need you to run cover for us, Orange Jefe is leaking more Diet Coke than we can replace! Rudy G : On it....where are my car keys to my car that those two broads from the voting thing own?
Did Trump even bother to mention Rudi’s amazing performance in Borat 2? No he did not! Very rude!
King of empathy
At first i thought it wasn’t loading 🤣 Yeah, the whole Rudy accident is suspicious at best and Trump is doing a North Korea/Cuba is he dying? Is he dead yet? One can only hope.
One is valuable to a narcissist insofar as they’ll do the narcissist’s bidding. Once they are no longer useful, they are discarded - with their reputation and self-worth destroyed. Trump is the collector of damaged souls.
LOL, Trump doesn't have any good friends. (Since Epstein died anyway.)
Hahaha! Clever.
I can't fault him (this time). I have the same statement.
They stopped being friends when Giuliani lost all his money. Trump doesn’t like poor people.
Serious question: did Dump put out any statement at all about the school shooting last week?? I haven’t seen anything…
The orange one is such a stand up guy.
Poor car.
I've never seen him so compassionate.
He's just not figured out how to make it all about him yet.
😂😂😂
Priceless...
At least he isn't lying.
I teared up a bit
I don’t see anything? Where did it go?
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Friend? Remember, Trump doesn’t like warriors who get caught. Rudy got caught…and disbarred.
Was it really an accident? "Giuliani’s vehicle was struck from behind at “high speed” on Saturday evening"
Was Epstein's death really a suicide while Trump was the 2019 "Chief law enforcement officer"
Rudy is clearly of no use to him anymore.
🤔 … 🤷
The same wording used as in his statement after the killing of Minnesota Rep. Hortman and her husband and the attempted killing of State Senator Hoffman and his wife.
Not even an “I wish him well”!
Diabolical! 🔥
224 to be exact
President Magic Eight Ball responds to criticism about Epstein Files.
At this point "it's a distraction" is some sort of mind worm for lazy Democrats. The genocide in Gaza? Don't care it's a distraction. Concentration camps in America? Don't care it's a distraction.
Evidence that loyalty only works one way for the Narcissist-in-Chief. Giuliani jettisoned every shred of his reputation, law license, and professionalism for that guy. He should have just stayed retired and out of public eye. He would have remained in memory as he was …Mayor. But nope.
The man is a true wordsmith! 😂
Typical Trump. Use them and discard. He doesn't give a shit about anyone not named Donald Trump!🤷🤦♂️🤬
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Why do people continue to think that a Malignant Narcissistic Sociopath is actually going to act like a normal person.
Trumps to busy thinking about himself😆
and covering up the epstein / trump files
Damn, you got me. I thought something was wrong with WiFi or images not loading
He could skip golfing today and fly to NH to visit Giuliani. That’s what a real friend would do!
Trump has never had a real friend in his entire life.
Shocker
Definitivamente lo escribió Trump el hijoeputa. Directo desde su cerebro
Eloquent as usual
I read it first as Rudy got smashed. Which I thought was an every day occurrence. Then I read it again.
Thoughts and prayers?
Used him up years ago….
He no longer needs Rudy.
It was a #targetedattack. Suggested by Trump..here’s a transcript of the #hot-mike audio… #Trump: “I hope #Giuliani has “safe travels” - it would be a terrible shame if he got #Hertz on the Interstate!” #BigGiuli is #OnTheList #Epstein
🤷♀️ His silence is deafening. 🤔🧐
Does that say I'm still not paying you?
Since the MSM clearly has no boundaries (as demonstrated by interviewing a 10yo who had just survived a mass shooting), reporters should ask Rudy questions about various important Trump issues and scandals while he is on serious painkillers (aka truth serum). We might as well learn some truth. FDT!
No thoughts, no prayers.
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I heard Trump's organizing a Get Well Soon party for him at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Lol with friends like him you don't need enemies.
Because Trump is dead lol.
Steen Miller will post it in a few minutes 🤨
Looking forward to a two for the demise of one deal
Rudy is another one who seems to have escaped justice. He got to keep all of his stuff in his settlement with the two Georgia election workers and slipped out of his indictment. He was disbarred, but Trump apparently has appointed him to some figurehead position.
COINCIDENCE? -Felon 47 is not seen or heard on media -Rudy rear ended -Putin, Xi & Modi meeting -Russia forces EU Presidents plane to land -Ukraine "deadline" -Israel/Gaza "Riviera" escalation -Epstein victims to testify What's next? Not sure whether or not to root for another shoe
Not easy writing a statement when you are dead.
Also a pic of all the journalists demanding to know why trump hasn't been available
great point
Just wasted five minutes trying to figure out what was wrong with my browser.
Thanks, now I don’t feel so bad for watching a video for 5 minutes only to realize it’s a 20 second video on loop.
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Hahahahaha, I was waiting for the image to load then I got it!
That is more than the drunken traitor deserves.
I was all “why isn’t this loading!!!” and then it hit me. 🤣
They were so close.
Excuse me sir but I believe you uploaded a blank image by mista... Ohhh! I get what you're doing 😉
Crickets
Well done! Great post.
Cuck Rudy ruined his life for fucking nothing lol Predictable obviously
He doesn't care about conspiracy friend. Trump is busy having a temper tantrum his dictator friends are forming meetings without him. He is so jealous, he's probably throwing ketchup pks at the wall. By the way, I think Putin touched him with some poison in Alaska meeting. Trump will be gone soon.
I think you posted an old memo: this was the legal fees check Trump wrote for Giuliani after Giuliani put his entire net worth, license, & public stature on the line to promote Trump’s deranged stolen-election idiocy & Trump hung him out to dry.
Well, what more is there to say?
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Trump has no compassion nor empathy, so it's consistent.
That’s cause like most after Trump is done using you he could care less what happens, unless someone points out it may hurt him politically then he’ll say something. Because even something like this he needs to know what’s in it for him.
I waited too long for the image to load 😆
Steven Cheung is still working on Trump's response.
Where? 😂
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Hilarious!
such magical prose and sincerity is whelming (over or under - you pick)
I think that was his “good night” post.
In windows it is the BSD(Blue screen of Death.)
He’s still among the living though😢 He’s the definition of waste fraud & abuse. I’m certain he’s on social security & now probably on ssd
The #putinsGOP White Album, but tiny quiet. 'Friends' and fellow judgment-skippers. Also has the major massive top-o-the-charts revenge-for-assassination speech! But it sells mainly for all the 'transparent' epstein facts. Each comes with a scrap of The Emperor's New Clothes. ORDER NOW!
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He is overstating his affection.
who cares about Rudy? Such a jerk.
“Who is this Rudy fellow? Never heard of him. Maybe he served me iced covfefe once?”
😂 Rudy who ?
Rudy is not in any condition from the accident to get to the bank, withdraw cash and deliver to Trump personally on hands and knees. Besides it happened over the weekend. And today’s Labor Day. He can get to the bank tomorrow. By then he’d feel better and able to do so.
Trump has no more use for him!
#DonnyNarcicist response? Never heard of him.
Hey! That looks like the inside of Trump’s brain!
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Roody who?
Pretty much
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Me, me, me!
___________ & ___________
sad.
What a pal!
Someone must have told him to be point blank.
I really hated to "like" this because I made the count jump from 666 to 667
Other apps, I can't post the links on here, are showing things being thrown out a top window at the White House 👀 speculation - construction?
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*I* see what you did there!
Nothing on the @nytimes.com front page about #Trump and his disappearance. Will they publish anything if #Trump dies, or will they just run articles about how old #Biden is? Or maybe they'll devote their front page to articles about Trump's policies and impact.
Where is all that empathy that RFK Jr. say Trump posesses?
Absolutely nothing!
How are the cars doing?
😂 😂
Someone else wrote that for him!
Yeah, " " and " " should obviously have been capitalized for no reason.
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I like that it’s in all caps. The emotion really comes through.
Hate to see Rudy get the same treatment as Melania.
That brought a smile to my face bigly
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good one!!👍👍!!
Never one to wish harm on anyone....but....does anyone else agree that Karmic Retribution is now making her rounds?! Here's to her making MANY more visits swiftly & as severely as deserved!
Karma never loses an address.
"I did not... have... jural relations with that man."
I am still struck that Gooeylani has a backbone.
Did he ever make a statement about the children who were murdered while praying in a Catholic school?
He really doesn’t like to change the subject from hmmmm himself.
😂😂 it took me a minute to get that 😂😂😂😂😂
Trump's post mortem thought "Incapable idiots ! I told to push him down the stairs, not to push him from behind on the road"
Who?
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Took me way too long.😂
Rudy Giuliani Whines That Trump Still Owes Him Boatload of Money | The New Republic share.google/BfrdTZRmBuXs...
We all know Trump doesn't pay his bills. Rudy sucked up for money, and Trump used him up and threw him to the curb. Big surprise.
He strong armed a judge to dismiss the bulk of his defamation settlement, so his money problems should have largely been eliminated by that particular act of thuggery.
Ya think
Like you didn't know he was a crook.
As we all know, with Trump, loyalty is a one way street. Rudy Giuliani made desperate appeal to Trump to pay his legal bills in Mar-a-Lago meeting | CNN Politics share.google/BoG07JQO5It9...
When Rudy looks at Trump, what does he see in those dead eyes?
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He likes friends who didn't get injured in car crashes
On brand.
I guess that's what Trump's thoughts and prayers look like.
Mine!mine!mine!memememememememe!Mine! Ad nauseum
Giuliani who?
As deep and profound as one would expect.
I wonder how much this is going to cost me the us taxpayer
With friends like that…
And it’s in all CAPS
He threw Ruedi under the bus.
Drunk driving?
Maybe that's what they threw out the window?
This is unfair. I’m sure they are working on a tribute NFT as we speak.
Isn’t that nice…..filth wondering how filth is doing.
Says it all!
Thank you for your attention? to this matter?
What files they were all shredded that first week in office!! We all know who was in charge of the investigation! REALLY???? Parody or not?!?!
We know he wouldn't deliberately miss a chance to make that wreck all about himself... mighty sus!
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In fairness, Trump pushed Giuliani away long ago.
Thought my internet went down for a minute, good one Ron.
We don't hate Giuliani bcuz he was Trump's enabler. We hate him bcuz he's cut from the same excremental cloth--wealthy, corrupt white supremicist fraudster who thinks he can get way with everything, including sexually molesting & intimidating women.
I am old enough to remember him massively increasing "stop & frisk" (racially profiling, of course) & arresting kids of color for such dangerous crimes as turn-stile jumping & loitering.
Turn-stile jumping is a gateway crime.
For a hot second, I waited for it to load. You got me!
Trump is unconscious in a hospital bed? I thought Rudy was, and Trump did not give any regards.
Alt Text: 4 pane cartoon. Trump thought Rudy was dead. Rudy thought Trump was dead. Isn't any terrible person dead? Hulk Hogan hulks out of a coffin.
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Carma
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
He doesn't have friends. Just temporarily useful sychophants who think they can control him. They always - always - get thrown under the bus the instant it's useful for him to do so. A lifelong pattern.
Thoughts and prayers Rudy. Thoughts and prayers.
Ha! Good one, Ron!
That is one of the smartest things he’s ever said