Jesus did the same thing to people that was disobedient towards God (john 2:15-17)

I think he'd be angry enough to use the cross to bludgeon him.

That’s what I’m talking about…

AMEN! No hate but has anyone ever seen a conservative in blue sky

I think I’ve only seen the King James Version of this bit of the bible, which bible version does he have the whip?

See "the prosperity gospel"

Of course he would have.

The evangelicals no longer believe in the teachings of Jesus. They've become christian nationalists, which is racism, bigotry, & bigotry hiding behind a now fake religion.

They worship money, then the Golden Calf.

$$, racism, bigotry, & misogyny.

And guns. The loooooooooove their guns.

Oh, yeah. Tragically.

They've been "fake" Christians for decades. Trump just gave them permission to scream it from the rooftops.

Christian nationalism is something different. It's not Sunday Christians who show up for church on Sunday & then do whatever feels good the rest of the week. This is a very organized fascist movement to assume power in all facets of our democracy and is driven by racism, bigotry and misogyny.

MAGAts are all good with all of this. We're basically throwing around synonyms.

And hopefully will still do

For ones i agree with jesus.

Is it just me that wants to rip off every cross I see on those ridiculous necklaces worn by magats? Starting with the press secretary, then Noem.

Now He would wear jeans.

Eiden, a stillwater (godlike mage), in the ficticious fantasy series Magium would have snapped his fingers and the entirety of the Republican party would have instantly perished.

Jesus would've worn out a brand new pair of sandals, kicking him in his ass ..🤨

💯

Maybe jesus would have, but not his followers! Just like tRump's MAGATS, real christians LOVE to flog and kill people they hate. They're very good at it because christians have been killing people for CENTURIES!

What's the saying? "Spare the rod and spoil the child?" Donald Trump became the spoiled fucking brat that he is, because nobody EVER beat the living shit out of him, like he deserved when he was a kid.

If someone had Rosemary Kennedy'd him then, no one would have to 25th Amendment him now

The only thing they use religion for is a shield to hide behind so they can be monsters

Christians follow Christ teaching DJT does not.

And none of the "christians" on the right want to know.

YES

So true. Love they neighbor. Don’t hurt then profit from it.

Dump looks way too fit...

Close enough.

Thank you!

Mango deserves a beating!!

Are you an anti-Christ? He never held the whip; he took its lashings like a man and carried on.

Trump is the anti-Christ 🥴

What has he done to go against Christ? Please, for me, be very specific.

Raped kids

Oh my gosh, I cannot stand for this! Please dearest Angie, tell me where and when this happened, and to whom?

You've never actually read the Bible and it shows. What did Jesus do to the grifters who set up shop in his Father's House? Moron.

Are you an anti-Christ? Didn't he toss a few tables and clean out HIS house of people disregarding HIS LAWS? The violently depicted political meme in reference does NOT take place in a TEMPLE of the Lord, even though our country was built in his father's name. It is just a house.

A -temple- is just a house. It is people who attach meaning. The meaning here being that Trump is performing the same sins, and in his name. I get that your evangelical profits tell you otherwise; they need you to tithe to keep themselves wealthy, just like they need Trump's tax breaks.

Ooh, a thinker. Such a very rare prize to have found here. Let me ask you this: Name all of Trump's sins by name, why they are sins, and then tell me when and where specifically he claimed to have done them in the lord's name.

I love the whip in Jesus' hand so much. He might actually be that mad. 😄

100%

No, Jesus never used or advocated for violence. He might have instead explained to the evil one, the horror of Hell...

The fact that the bastard is president is the best evidence ever, that no kind of honorable deity exists.

absolutely!

A little louder for the "Christians"

"Nobody fucks with The Jesus."

"The Jesus" I love this 😭 😆

I don’t think that is described the same way in the official Evangelical, let’s make billions TRump Bible.

The Jesus my reverend Grandmother taught me about definitely would. Most Conservatives are false Christians. They can't stand what Jesus actually taught.

Not Trump in the picture. Too thin.

🙏 AMEN!!!!!

So would superman, Spiderman and all the other fictional characters out there just as fictional as jesus...

Conservatives think that this is exactly what Trump and Elon are doing. They are gutting the federal government. Republicans are just unthinking, gullible, and heavily propagandized to.

Hell yes.

We all know how much Jesus LOVED Capitalism and for profit health insurance.

That is what he did when he saw merchants at the temple in Jerusalem.

Amen!!!

...and tRump would be INTO that...

100%

The money changers and zealots are cosplay patriots and no friend of JC their like the Pharisees of old🗣️ save the criminals but crucify those unwilling to kiss 💋 the 💍‼️🚨⏰

Jesus was jew. Not catholic. So he prayed Jehovah and follow Talmud. He was for orthodox rituals.

While Jesus was Jewish, he predated the Talmud by centuries.

It was paul who create the first model of Christian… Jesus never create anything, if he had really existed.

100%.

Don't worry, at last it will be worse.

I love that his parasol is so tiny.

Well, he only has small hands!

Amen

Then he'd have turned water in to wine and got pickled.

I guess Mike Johnson missed that part of the Bible.

Yes!!

Exactly. Just look who Taco (Trump) really is, almost $2M, redecorating oval off with gold, The Big Beautiful Bill has $300M for upgrades to multiple Trump properties, The Qatar jet, will cost US tax payers about $1B, then it will be given to Trump, millions spent every time he wants to play gulf...

I thought the president got $90,000 for redecorating. I guess Trump changed the rules.

Or, he'd have said to let the emperor have your money. That's what's so awesome about using religion as an argument: you can say anything you like and pretend it's supported by a higher truth.

Wonder what happened to all those WWJD bracelets

He still could.

Nope.

jagt die Pharisäer aus dem Haus Gottes

Being Christlike only counts when they are the recipients of empathy and charity. Christofascsism longs for the return of the Canaanite god of war and storms.

They want their god to smote some enemies.

They should be careful about what they wish for. That Allmighty tended to punish the people who followed him for cryptic reasons. Job, Lott’s wife, Moses’ followers for 40 years.

We've got conflict and hurricanes in spades.

And a lot more. Remember, he chased the money changers from the temple. He would have had NO patience for Trump and MAGA. I often remember how he said he didn’t want to quote a bible passage because the Bible is so important to him. What a total bag of garbage.

I wish somebody would’ve done this.

Just like he tossed the tables! These f’ers are fake Christians in every way, af. Just like the guy who was pardoned said , “I’d like to thank my lord and savior”, first words. Ffs!

Alt text?

MATT.25:34-36: LORD says to FEED, GIVE drink to the hungry & thristy STRANGER, INVITE the STRANGER, CARE for the SICK, VISIT the PRISONER. ✝️"TRULY, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to ME". 👉YET see the SELF-RIGHTEOUS EXCEPTIONS of NAZI- trumper MAGAs!

So MAGA are Democrats?

NO, MAGAs are members of the "trumper republican NAZI party" & tune in to "foxy news" for their daily perspectives & learn how to "stomp & strut" behind their 'supremo MAGA.' Democrats are NOT such members & think 'foxy news' is PURO 🐴💩 & filled with 🤑+🤡+🤥

So they're Democrats? That's what nazis are.

No! Not our beloved Jesus Christ. He is one of love. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh His name in vain." Exodus 20:7 / Deuteronomy 5:11 ... 🙏🏼 ✨

Oh I love this!

That’s my Jesus

Oh, he's done pissed Jesus off!

Felon 47 is the Golden Calf

Also, 'Christian Zionists', remember that Jesus was a CONVICTED PALESTINIAN TERRORIST (Note that the territory he was born and died in was called a older spelling of Palestine, no Roman Governor would have weakened the Empire's rule by 'asking the crowd' of nonRoman subjects their opinion(

For Trump, Jesus would have approved crucifixion. An honor Trump deserves for all the pain and agony he has brought to so many others.

Why do we insist on calling them the ‘right’ when everything they do is wrong?

Good question?

Not the Jesus the MAGA supposed Christians follow. How they reconcile their support for Trump with any sort of Christianity is beyond me.

You hit the hammer on the nail !🔨💙💙💙

It's true! But ice would chain him send him to el shithole because he is brown without a visa and likes the sick and poor helpless ones that this nazi regime is persecuting and torturing.

Stone the adulterer to death..

Jesus would say "Give Trump what belongs to Trump, and to God what belongs to God." So, yeah give that TACO a mighty whippin', because that's what he deserves.

Agree.

Fuck yeah! Whip him like the loser that he really is!

Meanwhile, Paul, in Romans 13:1-7, says "All of you must obey the government rulers. Everyone who rules was given the power to rule by God. And all those who rule now were given that power by God." This included President Carter, Clinton, Obama, and Biden, but conservatives didn't care then.

Paul is more in line with Prosperity Gospel than Jesus, having verses more suited to rewriting all of Jesus' and his disciples' socialism and social justice. The fact that Paul insists that, some of the time, he is speaking with the voice of Jesus, makes Prosperity Gospel revisionism possible.

Read up on the gnostics. The bible was usurped at the Council of Nicea by rich land owners.

Recheck your historical sources. The Council of Nicea convened to establish the Nicene Creed. They made no changes to the Bible. The idea that changes were made comes from the 9th cent. Synodicon Vetus, but being 9th century it doesn't know that how to order the Bible continued decades afterwards.

The claim was one source centuries later claiming the "apocryphal books just fell off the table miracle," but there's no evidence that this claim was real. After John Pappus published Vetus in 1601, it made Voltaire and later Dan Brown include it in their writing, but it's a spurious claim at best.

Ok. I had it mixed up in my head but the church absolutely did violently wipe out any gnostic movements later on: www.ancient-origins.net/history-impo...

I mean, you're partly right, in that the Catholic Church suppressed deviation, but the historical evidence points more towards Cathar not being an organized religion, but an invention by the Catholic Church to persecute freethinkers. The equivalent of the Salem Witch Trials or the Satanic Panic.

The Church labeled someone a Cathar and this gave them license to use the death penalty. The person murdered may well have been surprised to learn they were part of an organized Christian sect. It allowed the Church to deny there were many different freethinkers by declaring them one big group.

Great! Thanks! MAGA tends to forget about THIS part (along with a lot of other parts) ...

ABSOLUTELY

He did And he said arm urself

Conservatives are too busy drinking the Kool-Aid they can’t see they sold their soul to Satan.

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT …love this ! They are a bunch of phonies

Hell yeah!!!

3 1/2 years to go with any luck at all.

There is nothing conservative about a corrupt government seeking to impose a dictator. Principled conservatives support the rule of law and honor the results of elections. More voters call themselves conservative than liberal, so you are helping Trump.

Jesus to the GOP: Didn't you get the memo I sent out regarding camels, the eye of a needle and being rich?!

Amen!

I cannot agree more

Jesus whipping out the flops 🥰🥰💅💅💅

There's a lot more kicking them in the crotch repeatedly in my eschatology

You get a follow for using the word eschatology!

12 And Jesus entered the temple area and drove out all who were buying and selling random chotchke shit there. Jesus flipped over the tables and opened up the dove cages. 13 “OH YOU SHITHEADS NOW IT IS TIME FOR MY SANDAL TO GO UP YOUR ASS" he said unto them, and drew back his foot for a mighty kick

14 And lo did the moneylenders of the temple go limping off clutching their parts and limped home doveless, with all of the women noting how the ones who sold the camel trinkets and fake lamb blood vials were complaining about possibly shitting pancakes for the rest of their lives

I take it back, y'all, I could totally rewrite the bible for modern times. Just, you know. Someone needs to sponsor me.

I don't really think so. He would shun Taco but not whip him.

I am ok if Jesus does this.

I love this image, only thing that would make it better is if he was standing or crouching on the water lol

That would be perfect!

All for it 💪

“ I come as the lamb, but I will return as the loin”.

*If he had been real

Jesus was a real dude???

“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.”

Jesus said good deed not good deal.

Jesus would have used the sword

Right, why aren't WE doing that? Are we just waiting for MAGA to spill blood before we make ANY moves?

If we made the first move, they'd use the media to make us look like the enemy.

Yes that's been their strategy since 2014. I say it's gonna happen regardless, at the moment it's working in their benefit because if we do nothing they advance ahead their agenda. If we do something they still advance ahead & now they can start taking us out. There's no winning, only subjugation.

Precisely! The only thing wrong with that image, no way the Orange Chicken TACO could run that fast... or at all.

Smite The Nazi Party Republicans Are Doing A Miserable Job Impersonating Human Beings

Even white Jesus would whoops his ass

You don't get it. Jesus was interfering with the ability for Jews to pay the yearly half shekel that paid for infrastructure so Jews could get to Jerusalem for passover. It happened at Purim. 1/

It had to be paid in Jewish money, not Egyptian Greek Roman or Babylonian. People brought their native currency and exchanged it for Jewish money. 2/

Without these infrastructure funds, the roads wiped out due to the winter rains would have been impassible. Passover is one of the three pilgrimage festivals. 3/ plus

The pilgrimage festivals functioned to restore lost property. The finder went to a specific place in Jerusalem and declared what he found. When the owner could give distinguishing features he got his stuff back. 4/...

This is why women and underage boys had to turn found property in to the man of the house. The responsibility for pilgrimage was his and so too was the responsibility for reporting the found items. 5/...

Also Purim is a special time to give charity. So if Jesus really did that he made losers of a lot of people. /

It's never that deep

...will do

💯💯🎯🎯

If only.

And Jesus is not white!

They don't believe in him.

Sulfur and Fire.

And will do it soon

Actually, I'm picturing more of a Sodom & Gomorrah response.

Amen!

Truths and facts have no place in today's conservative minds

I wouldn't shoo them away.... noooohhhh~ I'd light them all up with a minigun... and then devour their rotten ass remains. In other words... I'd make sure they won't be maiming anyone ever the fuck again!

I’m with Jesus on this one I think we should wip all politicians

You got that right!

I keep saying that.

I would too if I were him…

isn't your jesus, a random white guy from Palestine, a guy that is now helping a genocide in his indiginous birthplace, hoping he'll spawn again? just asking for a friend, who is dying of hunger

Correction, that's what Jesus will be doing just a matter of time maybe sooner than later Medicare Medicaid are being done with like that Senator said but we're all going to die right👏🤡

Serious smiting would be occurring.

💯

PERFECT!

The Bible literally teaches people how absolutely livid G*d gets when people worship golden cows - yet here we are.

Wait until you learn what god was represented by the golden calf, or why having a graven image was upsetting to their god at that time…

Oh I know. Somehow atheists know more about the Bible than most xians. (Or as hubby likes to say, "If you want to know about Catholicism, don't ask a Catholic.")

It's because once you read it a couple of times you actually understand that it's not hinged in reality. Because the bible is a control mechanism, nothing more. The Universal Good is the energy everyone craves, not some imaginary beastie in the sky who wants to punish us, if don't wear a special hat

Weak!!!! Especially the hat stuff

What's weak? They murder people in the middle east for showing their own hair. So the hat thing applies. Religion is monsterous & violent. Indoctrination into religion starts in the womb, usually. Most children don't stand a chance. Reading the bible helped me understand that the "god" is fictional.

The irony is that once they tried to codify Spirit, (which is what org religion is) that took all juju out, and mere mortals were left to use the church as a method of control and lots of infighting

What we all need to understand is the Bible is only a book of all of us. The “Word” is just our influence. The most heinous evil act is lying. The major Bible statements are all about that. And now we all witness the lies every day from this president and his crowd. We let them continue.

IMO…the Lord’s father would have had Mrs. Trump tell Mr. Trump…not tonight dear I have a headache and potentially saved us all!

There are people that believe in Jesus but don't act like Jesus, and there are people act like Jesus but don't believe in Jesus. You know them by their fruits.

True, but over 70 million Christian Republicans do not follow or respect the word of Jesus anymore.

Possibly due to the effects of trumpism etc

But tell those hypochristians you're an atheist and they'd burn you!

They want the righteous anger of the religion but forgot the righteousness part of the deal.

It is just too easy to simplify Jesus’ message to ‘forgiveness and tolerance’. Jesus isn’t just a dude.

That is an actress who has a character called Philomena Cunk, btw, and her show is comedy, not historical documentary

"What you have done to the least among you, you also do to me."

And before you may think so, I am not MAGA and not conservative. I just hate that people employ Jesus for their political gains and paint a picture about him that is not the full story.

I just hate people who use their religion, as justification for laws and policies, to control the rest of society.

The only thing I was trying to imply is the misunderstanding that Jesus tolerated all behavior. The line I chose is meant to point to what the character didn't tolerate.

How about this misunderstanding of Jeebus?

Doesn't remind me of the one I read in the book. But what Christian really follows him anymore?

This one's got too dark a tan. Better whiten him up before they deport him too.

Yes. And that does not mean to be tolerant to everything. Actually it means to be intolerant towards greed, hate, sin.

I'm not disagreeing with you. A truly tolerant society requires the intolerance of intolerance.

True. In fact there's no such thing as a historical Jesus anyhow.

I just feel, even if its just a story, aspiring to be someone who helps others and forgives transgressions isn't a bad way to live. I just wish they didn't make it an us vs them thing.

Almost no historians reject the idea of a historical Jesus. There is scientific consensus that he existed.

No there isn't. There's no scientific evidence he existed. There's no first person accounts, no official birth records or death records. There's just an oral tradition that eventually got written down, edited, reeditied, copied, transcribed, translated, et cetera.

Yet there is only one account that Socrates existed. Do you believe he did?

I don’t believe Socrates was a god.

Socrates's existence was documented through writings of his students, all of whom would be considered 1st person sources. We don't have any 1st person sources for the existence of Jesus. The 2 are not comparable.

Sorry but you forget that excavations and roman documents show that a certain Jezus of Nazareth was crucified under Pontius Pilate. Non-christian sources.

Citation needed.

True. He is Risen and walks among us.

Really? With all of the inhumanity, crimes against humanity, and needless suffering going on? And he walks around doing absolutely nothing to stop it? What a bastard.

I'm just saying.

This says more about how you feel he should behave, than about if he exists.

He's a man. He's just a man. He's just the same as anyone I know.

You know a lot of magical people then

Imaginary ones too.

Jesus did not preach tolerance, I am afraid. “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.” Matthew 10:34

Hypochristian ❤️ permission to use?

I don't think they ever respected the word of Jesus or they'd have been against Trump and oppression all along. Besides, how truly decent is a human if they constantly need extrinsic motivation to be good? Decency grows intrinsic in that I UNDERSTAND and simply don't want someone else to hurt.

I'm kinda glad they don't follow the word of God to the fullest. Here's a nice little bit of his word:

Jesus would do that to both sides

Trump does not follow almost all the views preached in the Bible.

TACO's hands are too big.

He chased the men of money & trade from the temple did he not?

They wouldn't know. They only read the parts of the Bible they like.

Yep... And Theodore Roosevelt I guess?

Dump can’t run and a picture of him is way too flattering You’re too kind And, unfortunately, Jesus would allow himself to be nailed to across He would sacrifice himself for the sins of humanity but in Trump‘s case inhumanity

Y los que le faltan que son muchos 😶‍🌫️😵‍💫

AMEN &&& AWOMEN💘

He stay away from this Jesus

Love the bankers running away in the background. 🏆

Still hoping he will!

In Jesus Name Amen!

You have made my house a den of thieves!

Conservatives know that, they don’t care, it’s not what it’s about. It’s all about hatred. It’s ugly, vile, unchristian, and it gets them off.

MAGA is an anti-Jesus Cult

They took the Christ out of Christianity, just as they've accused liberals and progressives of doing for decades.

#DonaldTrump and all its supporters are leading the USA and the world adrift bsky.app/profile/eraf...

The money changers, the crypto thieves.

Now, Jesus depends on us to drive the bribers and money grubers from our democratic Republic!

MAGAs wouldn't skip a beat for a chance to deport a brown middle eastern man who preaches unity, acceptance and love. They are more like Pilate than Jesus.

Don’t sit at tables Jesus would have flipped.

He has decimated our Country. 😢🇺🇸

Sadly someone called Jesus with his complexion would be in detention in El Salvador by now

Not a church, temple, or synagogue. We can do it but we have to be thorough and change some stuff too.

Yupp

If JC existed and he returned he would be appalled at things said and done in his name both now and in history. The US would have sent him to El Salvador because he was a "woke A-Rab" too

Yep! 👍

He wasn’t too fond of hypocrites and the greedy.

Indeed‼️☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

blasphemer

👍

Matthew 21:12-13 Mark 11:15-17 Luke 19:45-46 John 2:14-16

sounds good to me.

YUP - (Luke 18:25): It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God...

They keep getting that one backwards and enjoy thinking of a needle through the eye of a camel.

Hahaha - thanks, I needed a good laugh in the middle of all this cruelty and chaos! Is this the sort of thing you are suggesting...? 👇

Christians on the right (think "prosperity gospel") have long eschewed the ideas foundational to the New Testament, all the giving to the poor, welcoming the stranger, forgiving your enemy, loving your neighbor, etc. Trump didn't cause them to forget all that stuff-he just took advantage...

💯. I used to go to a conservative Evangelical church and Bible study. They mostly ignored New Testament and loved the old testament brutality and hatred.

I know!!! I find it more than strange that the so-called 'Christian' bible includes the OT in it. Anyone who reads the sermon on the mount - AND takes it seriously - can see that Christ himself is saying "that was then, but I AM now". C'mon folks!!! 🤦

Luckily, I was never subjected to that nonsense. (When a Sunday school teacher said that Adam/Eve weren't "real," I asked Mom if that didn't mean that other stuff in the Bible was also not true. She hemmed and hawed and then said, yeah, that's a good point. Hurray teacher and mom!

Your mom sounds like an honest parent!

They want the wealth and power seeking abomination Christianity has morphed into over the years without any of those pesky teachings of Christ to get in their way.

Yes, unfortunate but seems to be the case, hey!

...of the fact that they'd already rejected it. Remember, all the screaming folks barring black kids from schools in the South, everyone in the KKK, Joel Osteen and Billy Graham, Alex Jones - all "Christians." Reagan ("welfare queens!") was just Trump with a smile and better table manners...

Indeed, agree with all you have said! 💔