If you say you're a Christian, this is what you should know, about this man, if you believe/know the Bible.

I hope he is embarrassed publicly and then publicly punished just like Mussolini.

Careful.. now you getting all the far right Christian Evangelical church leaders aroused with your S & M tease

All the intellectually unmotivated slobs who believe that walking on water with holes in one’s feet, is feasible.

Omg you said word holes… damn it..hide your feet before Vance tries to hump them

No, he's into leather sofas. 🙄😑

the walking on water thing happened pre-resurrection

For I am the Lord and I say I walked on water both pre and post resurrection.. THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER P.S. Orange Man likes his butthole licked

cool, i just think that if you folks are going to criticize people or being intellectually lazy you should know what you're talking about lol

I’m criticizing them for being Terrorists. I’m a republican and I’m telling you Felon47 is Osama bin Ladens dream come true for the destruction of our country. Being an American means we strive to be a beacon to the world not terrorize people. Being American is about standing up to tyranny

ok that's great! Trump sucks! i'm in full agreement. you guys just post like you're 12 and it is agonizing.

Umm I’m an 8 inch chipmunk lol How do chipmunks talk with you? In an uptight British accent over tea at high noon? I’m not trying to have a formal thesis driven debate on how easy general public forget compassion our allies showed us on 9/11. Im just trying to make myself laugh to keep my sanity

you're good, I'm sorry for being abrasive.

You are right, I was into the resurrection: D.H.Lawrence “The Man Who Died.”

Give him what he deserves.

😂

WoooOOP

Loving this Severance picture!

money changers

Porn music

🙌🏼

❣️❣️❣️❣️

Never forget to talk about Melania too! Melania Trump threatens to sue Hunter Biden for $1B over ‘false, defamatory’ allegations linking her to Jeffrey Epstein

Wow...how did Trump get so thin?

This is exactly what would happen if….

Jesus is Black

Yes

😂

🤭

Rough baptism.

Most canonically accurate depiction of the Return of the Mack I have seen yet THE PURPLE PRINCE OF PEACE IS BACK AND HE'S PISSED *sweaty 80's vendetta montage*

No mercy.

WWJD

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Amen!! He's certainly deserving.

Edgar Cayce allegedly said that there are some people born with no souls, not many in his time. It looks, to me, that there are a lot in the ruling parties of the USA and Russia at the moment. They know how humans work but have no love or empathy. They are sent to test us. Just sayin' 🤔

Make no mistake. Socrates, Plato, Jesus of Nazareth, St. Augustine, William Shakespeare, Thomas Jefferson, FDR, and Winston Churchill would all be horrified by the antics of Donald Trump.

i do wonder what churchills full take on it wuld be. he the ultimate anti fa in theory.

Eh I wouldn’t go that far, he’d probably still be appalled at what’s happening

Jefferson would have, at the very least, had him tarred, feathered and run out on a rail, or, quite probably, had him hung for treason and sedition.

OMG the best one ever!!! 😂

Nobody got the memo 2000 years later😩

And his vile MINIONS!! These 🤡 history of their pasts show who The Felon of 34 TRULY is!! This is a despicable vile outrage that they are in our White House and even more what’s it speak to of their wives???🤮🤮

This isn't what you think it is. youtu.be/VLOyaFqnU8M?...

Now I would buy that and frame it

Awesome..

When a problem comes along...

(Hebrew Bible) During the time of Jesus' life (present-day Palestinian territory), Hebrew and Aramaic were common languages. Arabic was not common in the region at that time.

The Qur'an is a prophet. Jesus speaks his miracles, such as his speech in the cradle, but the language he speaks is not mentioned.

Jesus, casting out evil. As it should be, Evangelicals.

Not enough orange and fat on that pharisee.

Totally too skinny Shitler. 😆

For eternity I hope..

As if Trump could run even three steps.

OUT! OUT! DAMNED FASCIST!

Old Faithful in all it's glory.

that nailed it . should also have one with "mega churchs"

He would, too.

Jesus would be so confused by his biggest fans. "Why are you speaking the language of my invader? Who the hell is Constantine?! I didn't donate shit to him..."

I don't think he'd be confused. Jesus wasn't shy calling leaders of his day liars and hypocrites.

You will not introduce cryptocurrency into the banking system!!!

Yes

Whip it real good!!!!

Whip him GOOD! (Doo doo dooda doomp!)

You want to change ? You don't like whats going on..get off ur knees stop praying to some one who does not exist.Your wasting ur time.Grow some balls and do whats nessessary to take back ur country

What you said. 👍 Life is too short - and precious, to waste on shit like this.

Good one

😂🤣😂🤣

He’s nothing more than a money changer

On the steps of St. Paul's Cathedral, London, at the OCCUPY London camp, we had our own "Jesus"- he sure looked the part apart from the fact that he was a bit of an English Rose!! Those were the days....

whip it good!

I said whip it…whip it good.

Now this is a Jesus I can believe in!

Too flattering a depiction of TrumPutin.. whip that fat old mofo!

real nice !!!, instead of a wip, i was thinking of a device that uses projectiles.

The christian would argue that Taco is the second coming and would argue that all he's done is a gift from God and blessed by Jesus. Christians need to called out, and purged in this revolution... time for them to be irrelevant

Thank you! I see this idea in my head a lot the past 9 years...

Where's Jesus when you really need him🤔

I'm not religious but I would enjoy more art of Jesus whooping Trump's ass.

The bloated windbag should be much fatter in this image.

😹😹😹

🤣🤣🤣🤣

One picture is worth a thousand words. What a fine picture it is too!

😂😂😂

For anytime someone asks you: What would Jesus do? 🙂

whip it good 😁

even then, MAGA would still question where to place their loyalty.

Whoop that trick

He maybe is a masuquist! Probably likes to be whipped 🤪

Not So Far but I have Hope🙏👍

Why?

nice

Biblically accurate Jesus, he would crash out

oh he would fuck so many people up lol it's unreal

The second coming gonna look like this

good one!! 🤣

We just have to wait but not for long. Trump and these racist ass republicans are surely headed to RED HOT HELL.

OMFG if only!

Throw a ketchup sandwich at him jesus

Another God doing what Gods do best, whooping ass.

Like Jesus did to the hypocrites, chiselers and grifters at the Temple... Story checks out.

Isn’t this how the christians got rid of people who committed crimes?

I like that ‘cross’ idea better.

EXCELLENT. Look after the weakest, love thy neighbours, the rich help the poor.

How would Jesus receive the privatized prison industry Profiteers? The Detainers of migrant women & children? The Separators of families? The Lawmakers who’ve cut food aid poor families, the disabled, & the elderly? The Representatives now clawing back healthcare from low income sick ppl?

praise the lord for ridding this world of evil, amen🔥💯👍👍

Whip it good!!

💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yaz!

If there was a jesus it would never have come to this.

Don't stop with him...there's his INNER CIRCLE, an INNER CIRCLE that ADOLF HITLER would envy, and the spineless politicians of the CULT OF THE GOLDEN CALF...and finally, the "christians" who have thrown their Bibles away to worship the GOLDEN CALF...

Whoop, that Trick!

Whip em good

Why is a Northern European that’s wearing robes whipping that asshole?

Get his shoulder blades Jesus!

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein....and furthermore.Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein etc...

He did it before...He can do it again...

It is past time for him and his mob gang of criminals TO GO!!!

Careful, he might enjoy whips....

Thats actually not the character of Jesus. Make no mistake, Trump is committing evil acts, but Jesus doesn't use a whip on anyone. Someone doesn't know who Jesus is.

John 2:15 “When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables.”

How does something Jesus did in Jerusalem 2000 years ago apply to the president of the United States in 2025?

Not a word about how you don’t know Jesus as much as you thought you did, and an abrupt 180 from the topic. Got it.

I don’t claim to fully know Jesus no one can. I do know however you can’t take one scripture that happened in Jerusalem, 2000 years ago to apply to the president of the United States in 2025. Please note: I voted for Kamala.

I just got block on x for writing t needs to be bitch slapped

"Whoop that trick!"

all Nazis were Christian too.

absolutely braindead take

that makes you a liar then.

WOw 😳 like that !

He is too fix in this depiction.

Yesssssss

Whip It Good!

Again and again until it’s raw!

I love this.

I wish karma was real oh wait 🤔 we need a french style revolution

They were awfully generous with slimming Trump down… Most likely, he’d have the secret service gun Him down.

Magnificent

lol

If only he was real

Dear God, I don’t ask for much, but please let our dumbass President suffer a massive stroke. You’ve made it happen to really good people, now let it happen to this really bad person. Please paralyze one side of his body and hinder his ability to speak. I want him to shuffle when he walks. Amen

Amen

This got a witchy cackle out of me for whatever reason. Thank you

Except fatter. Much fatter.

I laughed hard af looking at this

$200 Million to be spent on a Grand Ballroom to impress the Multi Millonares invited to specail parties .

8647

Hope is everything

love your work , cheers

Cheers 🍾🥂

He needs to overturn the table of the moneychangers first

Yes!

Whip it good...

Came here to post this in case no one else did ❤️❤️❤️🙏🏻

Christ, if he returned, would be nailed to the cross again by the right in any country in the world!!!

lol good one.🟠💩🤡

The best thing about Trump is that he has ZERO IDEA what this image references.

Please. People who think Republicans aren't the political arm of Christianity are exhausting.

I get it, people. But, Jesus didn't whip people. That was God, I believe.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Amen to that!

His world is in REVERSE He SEES this as him whipping Jesus He doesn't think he was "chosen by God".....he BELIEVES HE IS GOD!

👍🇨🇦

Can't we just put hundreds and hundreds of tiny little scratches all over his body and then just submerge him in heavy salt water with walls So tall he can't crawl out of it

Better idea: Give him a dose of Ebola Zaire, a hemorrhagic virus, the worst of the worst. Untreated, mortality is around 90%. It's UGLY! Better Better idea: Put him in a white room. 👇 That's FUCKIN' EVIL!! 😈 m.youtube.com/watch?v=PEt1...

I like the white room idea. I think the virus might be too fast

Whip it good!!!!

He would!

Go, Jesus.

Beat the goddamn brakes off that bitch!

https://youtu.be/oibZ76Td6pg?si=KLFljGuDLCerWHiT

Why do people keep making that walrus look healthier than he actually is?

You know one of the best memes I’ve seen yet is that Jesus is the biggest victim of identity theft ever

This is a great picture

Jesus, if you are going to return, now's the time...

When you see a Nazi you must whip it! Whip it good!

whip him good!

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥☮️

On everyone's soul Jesus WOULD genuinely crash out at Donald Trump.

He’s NEVER been whipped, physically. He will learn about being whipped politically.

Get him, Jesus! Kick his lying, traitorous ass.

Express ticket to heck

Har to tell if that would actually happen if The Christ was among us today. On the one hand, Christ did criticize the established priesthood (religious leadership) of his time, BUT he also would frequently join people of "ill repute" of his time because saving the fallen was his thing -his mission.

The people of ill repute were the vulnerable and the outcasts, not the self-serving status quo.

True...yet we're all sinners -Trump most definitely is. So, none of us have a monopoly on either holiness or victimhood. Since The Christ promised to return, I will just have to wait. For now I simply adhere to His mercy and teachings. Trump probably does not -he uses the concept for political gain.

I think I misunderstood what you meant. I thought you meant he (as someone with an unusually marred reputation) would perhaps not be judged harshly.

I will add to that that indeed, Christ came to save the fallen. T is still alive so still has that window open, but true repentance seems...unlikely in the case of one whose heart is so hardened. Never say never! But still.

Exactly, never say "never". My hope is for us ALL to make it. Be well my friend.

Thank you for your kind wishes. All the best to you.

🤔

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEbj...

If only…fairytales do come true once upon a time and even over the rainbow.

Better yet crucify hom

It’s long past time for the tables to be overturned in the market

I’d pay to watch this at the Kennedy Center

Absolutely it does !!!!!

If Hey-soose came back today, or finally got around to letting people know know he was here, the Chriiisssstttiiiiaaannnssss would ignore him, assault him, probably deport him, of he didn't die in lock up. There would be a new book to make up, the "true believers" really are sanctimonious after all.

Thanks for that. I decided years ago that forgiveness is dumb. This isn't some minor faux pas to be overlooked. This is who they are.

Forgiveness is a one-sided government tool. Like religion. BTW - Jesus was a dark-skinned Arab, probably around 5 feet tall and illiterate, as was the norm of that time. Compare. The rest is bullshit.

He was from the tribe of Judah (likely more olive skinned than very dark) and could at least read Hebrew. Possibly as tall as 5'5". But I see your point. ✡️He wasn't white. ✡️He wasn't English speaking. ✡️He wasn't a giant. I'm waiting for some Maga to claim he was American 😂

Well - perhaps. But we only have a collection of edited-short stories to tell us that. In historical text - Jesus was hardly mentioned.

And the historical text from that time is pretty thin too.

Pretty thin is right. I was amazed at the lack of his mention. And when researching the 'scholars', their primary sources and their opinions, it's like understanding a bee-hive on crack.

"beehive on crack"!! Spectacular!

Thanks - I was a bit wasted.

😂 I look forward to more of your wasted posts 😁 #StayHealthy 👈🏻 #DrinkWisely 👈🏻👈🏻

Well, it's (or was) Friday night (I'm slightly toasted - and NOT a sleaze), so the world is our oyster! (BTW -I'm interested in stuff- and interesting.) PS: love the wasted/drinkWisely dichotomy!

Oh, some of the more lost ones are already there. It's WEIRD...

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 What is wrong with some people?! [Rhetorical]

I know you said rhetorical, but let's go ahead and run down the list: 1) Lacking of education due to vilification of science and critical thinking. 2) Decrease in empathy due to rise of xenophobia and 'nationalism'. 3) Economic and political unrest putting undue pressure on all. Shall we go on?

4) self selected superiority complex. 5) ignorantly believing if you say it enough times it will become the truth. 6) wanting to please daddy and mommy. Please do continue 😁

I actually got in an argument with somebody years ago who was insisting not only was Jesus white but he spoke English 😂 Forget the fact that oldest form of English was probably 400 to 500 years after Jesus But just the sheer insanity of how some people think

A former Governor of Texas, Ma Ferguson, said “If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it ought to be good enough for the children of Texas.” It kinda sounds like something the current Texas governor would say, doesn't it.

Comic book Jesus was white and spoke English.

Believers sure are funny. Aren’t they?…they really think they’re people with morals, but they’re neither people nor do they have any morals. 🤷‍♂️😆

Jesus spoke all languages……he’s god.

Isn't he the son of god? I'm still confused - and the way 'Jesus', 'the Lord' and 'god' are interchanged in prayer, I don't think 'Christianity' has properly worked it out either. 😜

And also, isn't Jesus the hippy one? And God the authoritarian? Forgiveness VS "an eye for an eye!!!" Fuck!!! 😄🤪 They're polar opposites!! How do they get confused???

Lighten up, Francis. I was joking.

I just spit out my coffee! I'm sure that person is a hardcore MAGA party member these days.

A party member? With that culture level I can practically guarantee that person is the next appointee to manage the Library of Congress for this admin.

Probably Mormon

Or dont think

To be fair, Trump is slower and fatter too.

The image I posted was meant as a total joke. It's a common meme.

I got that.

Experts modeled the real face of Jesus to be this:

Seems about right. So let's have him hanging in the churches. (I wonder if miracles and collections will decline at the same rate.)

A thin, healthy looking Trump with natural skin and hair color? What planet is this from?

God will never going to do such

Sad. Right. Wrong. Indifferent. Jesus’ heart was never this way. Please don’t create or promote ignorance. Tell the truth❤️

If Jesus were real he’d beat him to death

One of the most historically accurate things I've seen so far. You win the internet today.

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Only if Jesus uses a rolled up Time magazine with Donny’s picture on it 😉

100% 🤩😶‍🌫️

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

WHOA! I LIKEY THIS PIC! 😃

He needs to be cained. Remember, that happened once in congress. Time to revisit it.

Lighting bolt would be better

Yes! This is what it means to be a Christian!

but of course it’s the LGBTQ mafia that’s infecting our society and children lol

The White House is reminding me more and more of that Persian episode of southpark ..

10/10 and I will “borrow”!

All the faux Christian’s need this !

💯

In this depiction, he should be much fatter, much more orange, much more wrinkly suit & have MUCH SMALLER hands.

Jesus would absolutely do that specially after he burned all the food that was going to feed hungry children

Cane him!

That was old Jesus. This is Republican Jesus.

Archaeology is amazing. Look at that ancient picture made of Epstein files, er tiles. It shows Cassius beating Julius Caesar with the Truth. Great stuff.

Usury has to be a Second Coming target!

Clever - legal background, I'm assuming?

Only 4 law courses, but I knew a lot of lawyers in the past! Some of them I trusted.

I'm a lawyer - and I trust none of them. My mate (a prosecutor) defied me in open court, albeit a prior agreement, then bought me a drink at the bar to make up for it. .

PS: He lost- on a shit case - and it cost the tax-payer 24K. But that's Oz justice - but way better than the US? Right?

Huh?

Jesus would never whip anybody.