I would but I'm a few quid short.

How many Manu fans are there that hate the Americans? I’m pretty sure you all together have enough quid. But you just prefer to pose

You also can't buy something if it's not for sale.

It was and you didn’t. Now you have a Brit who has fired all your friends and won’t be any better than the Glazers. Good job - look in the mirror. Have fun being middle table for years.