I hear US customs are very respectful when going through people's luggage! Nothing broken, nothing missing, maximum respect and professionalism!
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My last trip through customs coming from Japan, I felt bad for waking the agent. I told him how much I was bringing back. “No way. You’re kidding. Say $700.” Ok $700. “Have a nice day”. But, and this is a flat butt, I’m white.
aug 26, 2025, 11:14 pm • 4 0 • view
The guy is a hero btw. He’s there to stop invasive species, etc. I’m an old dude with designer bags as gifts for coworkers. He knew me. I knew him. Americans used to be rational humans. Then the Jesus shit kicked in.
aug 27, 2025, 1:40 am • 1 0 • view
But I really do travel everywhere with 50 pairs of jeans!
aug 26, 2025, 8:39 pm • 16 0 • view
Who has time to do laundry while vacationing?
aug 26, 2025, 8:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Well I usually make at least five denim outfit changes a day. Only savages would wear temple denim to the yakitori bar!
aug 26, 2025, 8:52 pm • 2 0 • view
This savage does if the event calls for full canadian tuxedo!! I ain't coming in half classed/trashed
aug 26, 2025, 8:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Thank you for making me laugh
aug 26, 2025, 8:43 pm • 4 0 • view