He's a 5 But he lives in my apartment complex
He's a 5 But he lives in my apartment complex
SO a super lucky 5
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Right??? I wish I lived in an apartment complex
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Is this about me
It could be, say the word
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All so scared!
3 but Iβll travel π
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Right!?
So that brings him down to a strong 4 right
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I've always been a sucker for an attractively-packaged bad idea.
β€οΈ why we are friends
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I had a lady coworker ask me the other day "Do you have any single friends? They need to have a job but it's ok if they've been in prison." What?! It's tough out there for the dudes and ladies it seems.
π€£π€£π€£π I love your coworker and you now. Um it's ROUGH
I gave her some leads- and no ex-cons!
Smh it's sad. π€£
Dude! Iβm banging a 4 if sheβs on my floor π
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She gets it. π€£π₯°
You literally made me snort out loud! π
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That's the Grindr motto
Lol I think i have a few like that
... comments like this make me wonder if I'm not MASSIVELY selling myself short due to the unrelenting social anxiety thing. Like, yeah. I'm an ugly mofo (see profile pic for reference). But I got a stable job, very little debt, and good cooking.
So does that make him a 3 or a 7?
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Oh hell no. Not even for a 10.
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After years of therapy, I still have an apartment complex. *RIMSHOT*
Never related to a post more π₯²
π€£π€£π€£ I think a lot of us do
I'd probably drop him a few points then. Too close.
Location, location, location π
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Yeesh
Ikr too true...