I think what they actually need is a bunch of Eagle Scouts.
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“For my service project we replaced a fully armed battalion with some trash cans and new gardening tools”
aug 26, 2025, 11:15 pm • 42 4 • view
Treating the troops like shoplifters sentenced to community service shows how much he loves them. All they need is orange vests and trash grabbers.
aug 26, 2025, 11:18 pm • 41 4 • view
Other photos show them in orange vests. No grabbers, though. Not standard issue and ordering them probably has to go directly through Kegsbreath so it would take months, at best.
aug 27, 2025, 1:24 am • 21 2 • view
“Kegsbreath”!
aug 27, 2025, 11:18 am • 7 1 • view
He thinks they’re suckers and losers and that’s how he’s treating them.
aug 27, 2025, 1:51 am • 3 1 • view
They didn't get "Grabbers" (Police consider them weapons!)
aug 27, 2025, 11:47 am • 0 1 • view
Trash grabbers would almost immediately become nuts grabbers but the Army does love a reflective vest or belt.
aug 27, 2025, 12:10 am • 3 1 • view