Yes!!! If you want to roast your own beans, lmk, I used to do that. I will consult for free.
Yes!!! If you want to roast your own beans, lmk, I used to do that. I will consult for free.
I know what you're talking about but I read "roast your own beans" and imagine you just verbally flaying those legumes. No mercy.
That would actually make for some fun art on the packaging! Unfortunately I do not excel at that type of roasting. I think of my quips and retorts about 24 hrs too late.
The packaging should just be an ellipses followed by "OH YEAH?????"