People have no imagination anymore. Your life’s ambition is to own a nice car and have 2 holidays a year in Rhyl? You’ve got 80 years on this rock if you’re lucky and you’re wasting it on small talk and TikTok. Go and fuck some shit up you nonsense.
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Exactly. Thats why I’m bravely going off to the pub to kick shit off.
aug 30, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Also stop painting crosses on roundabouts you cock knockers
aug 30, 2025, 4:25 pm • 66 1 • view
Spoken like a proper woman of sense. You forgot to use the word cockwomble though
aug 30, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Just checking, painting cocks and knockers on roundabouts is still ok isn't it?
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Cock and balls and spunk streams only
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Cock knocker 🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Just venting. People innit, i’m not a fan of I’m honest. I need to find ones that think this is all nonsense too, think of love like 17th century poets and can make me laugh until i smell of wee.
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 pm • 48 0 • view
You're spot on.
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Would it be ok if I already smell of wee?
aug 30, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Of course it is Alan.
aug 30, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Mountains, fjords, forests, lakes and waterfalls, waterholes and great plains, wildlife, wild trails and sundowners. That is what life is all about. That and family
aug 30, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Probably blue sky is the best place to start.There must be a list of Romantic posts who do stand-up.
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 1 0 • view
The problem with the public is the people
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 pm • 4 0 • view
Is it an issue who’s wee you smell of?
aug 31, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
They say the flag is the last refuge of a racist. The increasing number of racisit flag nonces is irritating, but they will be defeated.
aug 30, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s actually cringe. Basic dumb twats being manipulated by a multi millionaire…
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s odd behaviour
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm about 5 miles from the Epping hotel with all the protests, and it makes me so angry every time I see the pricks waving their flags and painting everything
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
You’re my favourite Ms Pennyapple.
aug 30, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
A bit more paint and you've got a game of ludo to keep the kids busy, just mind the traffic
aug 30, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
The ambition should be to have that as a minimum rather than be ten years off retirement with a loo that doesn't flush, huge bill from kid's masters and a massive invoice incoming to extend the lease on my rubbish flat. It's been a wild ride up to this point, though.
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 pm • 1 0 • view
We’re all stuck on the hamster wheel looking for ways to get off.
aug 30, 2025, 4:55 pm • 3 0 • view
But the trick is to know there's more to life than the hamster wheel, like you say.
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Abso-bloody-lutely
aug 30, 2025, 4:58 pm • 2 0 • view
shan't!
aug 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Fuck some shit up is my legal middle name. (OK, it's Leonard, but . . .)
aug 30, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Kid Leonard Charlemagne? Your parents weren’t fond of you were they.
aug 30, 2025, 4:13 pm • 1 0 • view
For so many (good) reasons, to be fair.
aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Read that wrong and thought you were calling me a nonce
aug 30, 2025, 4:05 pm • 1 0 • view
I wouldn’t do that. I have no evidence.
aug 30, 2025, 4:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Yet
aug 30, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
So we're all a dumbasses and you're not.
aug 30, 2025, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
You are yes, given you’ve used a word I didn’t use and implied something I didn’t imply.
aug 30, 2025, 4:34 pm • 7 0 • view