You buy whole stores?

Imagine if you ever did anything of importance to the world.

If you only knew But your importance is being part of the liberal hive mind herd

No, I also did this. Among many other contributions to global entertainment. You, you have done nothing. If you had done anything, I’d have heard of you. But I haven’t.

(He really does mean he did that, and he's not exaggerating.)

I mean, my name in the credits is literally my banner photo, it’s not like I’m being coy.

he has a 50% chance of guessing righ here so calling it now: "You don't sound Japanese."

Says the dickwad regurgitating stale right wing memes and talking points.

Speaking of hivemind, how ammosexual are you on the Second Amendment? I remember a big part of the rhetoric from "2A means guns for all" folks were examples like "masked government thugs are disappearing people off the street in Venezuela! We can't let that happen here" and whelp... crickets.

He hasn’t received his instructions on this one. Don’t ask him to maybe disobey his handlers.

If he actually writes that he’ll shortly come down with a terminal case of premature defenestration.

Gotta hate that, you're walking down a hallway thinking you're about to be interrogated but after you pass an open doorway an open window jumps out of it behind you and throws you through itself.

It’s a real pane

I imagine legalminimum would readily and proudly acknowledge the nerd part. "Liberal hive mind" yeah we're so terrible with our agenda of good safe jobs, clean food and water, and freedom for everyone. Lock us up! Lock us up! Oh right, y'all are working on that part already.

I already told you I live in a red state shithole. Prices are going up.