The author is one of my besties at @dawnmedina17.bsky.social give her a follow :-) she’s our kind of people!

Followed

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Chefs kiss!

Followed. Adding more insults to the bitch-killer Noem protest sign with my fellow Americans.

Got her! She’s got my vote for any position she wants in government. 😉

Followed

Following her now. That is awesome!

Done!

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Her poem is truth. Gladly will follow.

Followed!!

Me too!!

That poem is the work of a genius! Instant follow!

I also liked it

My pleasure.

Followed😊

Absolutely! 🩵✌️

Done.

Followed! I love her already.

This is a great sign!

Yes, instant follow!

You had me at the mention, but this sealed the deal:

Love this!

Noem lacks the depth & warmth to be compared to a cunt. Whatever she is is beneath being a cunt.

Poet Laureate of the No Kings protest!!!🏆🏆🏆 BRAVA!!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

LOL

A good one

Perfection

Brilliant.

that's a good poem.

There's a place for free verse.

Thank you. Such truth is always beautiful.

True story 🤷🏻‍♀️

No Kings protest in little old Belleville, Illinois. Massive turnout for Belleville! NO KINGS!

Yikes that is big. Here is my home town, Rockport, MA pop.6992 -

My dad lived there! Thanks for turning out!

Great looking crowd! Thank you for standing up! 💙

We do our best, though small.

LOVE!

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This is awesome. Should be a bumper sticker.

Based

🥲 it’s so beautiful

Puppy. It was a puppy...

This is a favorite poem of mine 💙

So right and all that Botox is going to her brain.

Ow! Ya burnt! Ow… beer nose!

I love this😂🤣😂🤣😂✊

My new favorite poem ❤️❤️

To everyone out there participating in the #NoKings rally today…Thank you! Your voice matters. Our democracy only survives when people are willing to stand up and defend it. This is bigger than one person. Let’s keep showing up. The future depends on it. #DefendDemocracy #NoKingsRally

Gettysburg Address Kings speech at the mall This

Yep

Poet Laureate candidate

You are not wrong!

My dog wholeheartedly agrees with you.

Yes. Perfect.

I don't see that much poetry, but this poem is awesome!!!

And that's her one good point.

Poetic license!

🤣🤣 Gotta love the succinctness 👍

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That's beautiful. Author! Author!

The word "cunt" can't be used too liberally. It totally fits Noem, though.

I always like good poetry.

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A precisely crafted haiku. “Cunt” is key.

I like this poetry that dispenses with ambiguity.

...lacking depth or warmth.

Message received. Over..

I saw a lot of signs today but this is my favorite!

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Put KKKristi in a pit covered in bacon grease with dozens of hungry hyenas. Make it slow. Do it for these young girls...

😈👍 #NoKings

Nice sign!!

Many wonder who ICE is. We assume that they are the Trump's J6: Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, and QAnon regime that seems to be used as ICE enforcers. That is why they protect their identity!!! youtu.be/DXnHIJkZZAs?...

HERE IS THE TRUTH:

Kristie Noem Lies to Fox TV to escalate hate to Trump’s Base and House Republicans! youtu.be/9XgL76jnFJg?...

HERE IS THE TRUTH: Senator Alex Padilla is Handcuffed youtu.be/BNjBbTr9bCw?...

THE SHOOTING IN MN IS SO HEARTBREAKING: BE AWARE OF WHAT THE RIGHT IS SAYING: KRISTI NOEM: “We must use deadly force to liberate states from politicians we don’t agree with and their burdensome leadership.” HER OBJECTIVE IS ESCALATION, DISTRACTION, DISINFORMATION TO PROMOTE ANGER, LIES, TERROR!

Can you verify that she said that, because an internet search for that quote reveals "No results found".

She would have already been arrested in the UK

I doubt it now.

So beautiful

I’m ashamed to say I laughed out loud.

It just rolls off of the tongue! Nice to hear something so eloquent! Keep them coming!

That is very moving...

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Scans!

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*snap snap snap snap*

Free verse! How appropriate to the day.

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Absolutely zero fucking notes 🔥

It might not be phonetically repetitive, but it definitely rhymes.

10/10, no notes.

LMAO

Brilliant!

It's always the ports that tell the story most clearly.

You know it’s bad when Americans are use the C word

I am all of the time now.

Excellent use of the form. Somehow gets a 12.5 on the Pritchard Scale.

Succinct.

There have been some great signs today, but that one wins.

Peanut Parade #nokings youtu.be/IA_Zv9l9mtE?...

The best poems don't rhyme and always have the word 'cunt' in them. Cunt Haiku Hair ensconced flower Sometimes used by Aussie friends What is a 'cunt' changes Let's not forget some take 'cunt' as a term of endearment, lol. We cunt foghat thet!

I love that poem. Publish it

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It doesn’t rhyme, but’s still a nice poem😁

This is epic!

I love this…my kind of poem

A+ 👏 no notes

Perfect

Perfect 👏✌️

Kristi Bitch Noem Shot her puppy to death Lock the bitch up! The end 😡🤬🐶

She needs to be put down…

Fantastic.

Free verse! My fave

Best poem ever!

Love it

The last line was unnecessary and takes away from the point being made. Protests are serious business.

Ok, but guys do the same fukin thing dude!

More of a haiku, but, an instant classic

Best sign ever

Short and sweet

And then wrote a fucking book about it. Humans are a wild species.

Krispie (faced) Gnome. She's no Barbie; Barbie is beautiful, accomplished, and comes in all skin tones and ethnicities.

Great poem!

Pithy but moving.

Agreed

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She shoots her dog, why can't she shoot DOGE. Oh yea, her dog was defenseless.

Absolutely. Very good

Has a nice ring to it

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Succinct and to the point

That would be a festering cunt.

Catchy!

Short, but on the mark.

We all have that poetry within ourselves.

I feel like I need to be able to like this more than once. Or 100x.

Rock Hill SC came out loud and many!!!!

She’s

this sign wins the day. my thoughts too

Love it!

Sec. Kristi Noem loves to play dress up, donning every sort of uniform that she comes across. Surprised that, being in LA, she doesn't dress up like a "Bay Watch" lifeguard & run around in the sand.

She needs to resign

Could we add a line? She is subhuman?

Not all poems rhyme. #Art

Move over, Robert Frost.

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Funny

Love it

She sure is. Dog murderer. Inexperienced in her job & around animals. My 16 yo Beagle just learned a new skill. FK her.

Short, sweet and to the point...love it!!!

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Great sign! And perfect word for her!! 👏

Well played

I love this poem!!❤️

Truth.

Short, sweet and to the point

I can't heart this enough to express my appreciation.

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No finer haiku has ever been written.

...everything she does Is a fucking stunt

Pithy poetry. She is actually a little prick.

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I usually have trouble reading poetry but this is 100% readable !

I love a good poem

202 224 3121 is the Congressional Switchboard. resist.bot/petitions/PE...

Carl Sandberg couldn’t have put it better himself. Thank you, unknown poet, for giving me my first laugh of the day.

I’m dead

I do love the C word when used properly.

I also like that it was spelled properly, AND, used in a sentence!

And so fitting for Ms. Noem

Now that’s what I call Free Verse!!! I love it!

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Moving

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Our next Pulitzer Prize winner!!

Who gives a shit if the dog don’t hunt Play with him.

Just think shooting her puppy isn't even close to the worse thing Gnoem has done.

🖕🖕🖕Noem

More like a haiku but spot on. (forgot the hair extensions and caked on eyeliner and botox.)

Hahaha

One of the great wordsmiths of this generation! Love it!

Yes she definitely is, I HATE that thing if only she could be fired out of a cannon into the sun. 🤬🤬💀💀 Poor Dog. 😭😭 LOVE her sign though. 🤩🤩

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the noem poem--love it

Amazing poem

Great poem!

Haiku?

I like it!

Now that's a sign

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The best Noem sign I saw at a No Kings rally was written on the back of a pizza box: Noem couldn’t even secure her purse!

Pulitzer!!

I had no idea I'd love poetry. Terrific.

great poem!

Beautiful poem 👍

Perfect.

Dana, you're extraordinarily articulate ~ and I love your poetry. Thanks for putting a smile on my face on this very disturbing day. #NoKings

That’s not language I would choose to use but, um, that’s hilarious!😂