She’s worked overtime this week so she’s had enough of him

Probably negotiated out of the contract.

Which would make me think that sex is out of the question.

She’s only there for money nothing more nothing less

Sweaty palms.

Ha ha ha ha - the payment contract for this event apparently did not include hand holding.

She gets paid for appearing not PDAs!

will cost extra

Not in the contract.

Same energy

Pretty sure he makes her sick, but she has a contract, and a good bit of money involved. How many times has she renegotiated the prenup? Sad life.

There are a lot of things she won’t do on his birthday.

Afraid he’ll break her thumb

Her standing that close to him satisfies their Birthday Sex Agreement.

May it be his last

Not paying her enough to get cooties.🤣

That costs extra 😉

Would you?

She won’t hold anything of his on any day.

They’re both awful people. The worst.

He didn’t pay the premium charge to hold hands. He paid her to stand by him during the event but then after they get home, “now get away from me, goodnight!”

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He was lucky she even showed up.

She kept asking if it was in her hand yet.

Shades of Fight Club...

Can you blame her?

She’s not certain where that hand has been…..

He accidentally called her elonia🤣🤣

It’s too small

I wouldn't either. We don't know what he has done to her.

You touching that? 'Cause I ain't touching that, and I've worked burn pits and handled chemical agent stuff. 🫡

Maybe too much. It has affected your brain

Of course it has. Duh. Nobody deploys and comes home unaffected. You'd know that if, well, let's just say your mirror suffers from severe fremdschämen just looking back. Have the day you voted for, kitten. 😘

I deployed, I came back loving my country more. You came back and started voting Democrat.

Call of Duty in mommy's basement isn't "deployed", kitten. We should meet.

No, but Beirut is.

That's so cute! Now tell us other places you've never been to. We should meet. 😘

I've been to Beirut and Granada. I earned six ribbons and two medals. By the sounds of you. I'm guess yours is stolen Valor

Sure you have, silly kitten. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We should meet. 😁

From doing "what" exactly? Did You come back a "badass" instead of the "puss" you inherently are?

If being a patriotic American is a puss. Sign me up.

Sentence fragment. And clearly you're neither "patriotic" nor "American". You are indeed, however, a pusillanimous twatwaffle, silly kitten. We should meet. 😘

Coming from a misinformed Anti-American. I take that as a compliment.

Yes, you certainly are a malformed shitstain, likely due to your anal conception. We should meet. 😁

She's a sex worker. She ain't doing shit for free, and he's not rich enough to pay for anything beyond escorting him to certain fancy events....or is he powerful enough to force her to¹. (¹ The dirt she has on him.....😉)

Not in her (contact) contract .

She made it clear in the pre-nup. Touching costs extra.

It’s funny when she flicks his hand away. A despot who can’t get loved.

Holding hands was not part of the contract.

In fairness the small hands will be hard to locate.

They forgot to check the hand holding box on her ala carte menu

She doesn't live with him, I also wonder 47 has been wearing 3 ties only I don't think they even moved into the WH. Couple of bags and that's it

Would you?

Its not in the post nup & she knows where its been

she could do the funniest thing and divorce him.

She was worn out from constantly scanning for cameras and adjusting her face poses when she saw one.

He didn't pay for the intimacy package this year.

He calls "him" "her son".

You could tell she HATED being there. But prolly got paid extra for being there.

She can't get this guy out of cher mind

Wonder what the Secret Service would do if she just turned and started beating the crap out of him?

Still extra.

"'EEZ not in contract, Dohnahld."

It’s like she doesn’t want to be seen with him.

That's an add-on. Trump is cheap.

Trophy wives?

Malaria knows where that felon's hands' been - scratching his 'molly ringworms'. Yikes, not pretty in pink, y'all. Especially itchy after his breakfast club with tons of ketchup lit with 16 candles.

She has finally realized he's a perv.

That costs money and I’ll bet she doesn’t accept his meme coin as payment either.

His last cheque bounced

She doesn’t have class, but she apparently has some standards.

She works for Putin.

Who would?🤮🤮🤮🤮

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Melania is his Russian handler and he has to pay extra for handholding. She’s a contractor with a longterm assignment. Like an ambulance, Melania charges separately for the distance (per diem) and the level of care (handholding).

Is she 6'3" all of a sudden?

He's been lying about his height for decades. And now he's an obese elder man. With health issues. So he's probably suffering from a fair amount of shrinkage

She’s no fool - she doesn’t want to catch something.

Ugh, would you?

"That will be an extra $50k to stand next to you at fireworks!" -malaria

Two dumb cunts

It’s probably cold and clammy.🥴

I'm sure it's not just his hand she's not holding.

Would you? No telling where it's been.

Well, she needs to appear available for the next rich sucker doesn’t she?

That wasn’t in the contract, and costs extra. She knows to get her money upfront from the conman.

Hand holding is not in the contract

I wouldn't even hold his beer let alone his hand. He gives me a giant case of the ICKS!!! Such a greasy sleazebag.

It's because she knows where his fingers have been.

His Fault. He should have stipulated it in the Contract.

He stiffed her on the payment the last time.

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She hates him. She had to be paid to do any of his campaign events.

It’s a business arrangement- like the CIA and the FBI

He disgusts her.

It’s was either stand next to him or ride his tank, so Mel chose the lesser of two evils.

Perfect capture.

Lets give her credit for wearing a suit as ill-fitting as his.

Anybody check to see if she’s back in NYC yet?

That was probably worked out in their revised prenup.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

why do they pose like that? why can't they act like normal humans?

At least she did not wear the no-kiss-hat.

Might be another hundred thou for that though…

So I doubt that he got lucky last night in the big room! Haha

Can you blame her??? LOL

He's a major Big L

she thinks she'll become Queen when he's gone.

These two must be the most lonely and unhappy people on the planet.

Bet she isn’t “lonely” as much as you think she is.

One can just feel the love between them.

He clearly does not want to catch malaria

She only got $500,000 for the appearance fee. Holding hands was another $500,000......

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Physical touch costs extra.

When you just grab em by the p....

It’s a paid gig for her. No affection included.

That’s not the only thing she won’t be holding.

She hates him

Would you? Lol

So phony- both of them

She probably knows he's so full of shit it oozes from his hands

She knows where it's been

I think she knows what will happen to her if she doesn't follow her contract.

Handholding is extra

Can’t really blame her can you!

She only got paid to show up, not to hold his hand.

They just radiant warmth don’t they

Another day, another 100k.

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Or, he won’t let her hold his hand on his birthday 🤣

He got her and her parents over here and citizenship for free. He’s kicking out immigrants who actually went through the entire, difficult, citizenship process.

She got the Lolita Express deal...fast tracked everything for her.

Would you????

Not a fan of hers, but can you blame her?

He's gross 24/7.

Joe Biden and his wife Dr. Jill Biden never acted like they barely knew each other in public, but when Trump's Mrs. turns up every three months or so there's hardly a peep from the billionaire-owned media. #DoubleStandards

He didn’t pay her enough.

That costs extra. 😉

Everything with Donald is transactional.... as it should be

He got a pinkie at The Kennedy Center

Who would blame her!

He'd think it meant something else

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The “birthday BJ” must be really pathetic.

It's not in the contract.

When Melania was asked what her favourite most loved product she uses every day was, she swiftly answered Coroners mask.

That suit doesn't do her behind any favors.

Holding hands was not in the contract for this event.

She might have for extra money.

She knew what she was getting into. Apparently they have a “deal”. Had to borrow a phrase from the first lady.

We know what she's thinking 🤭

The only United States president in history who couldn’t get laid on his inauguration night.

It looks more all the time that he's shrinking.

That would cost him enough extra millions that he wasn't willing to pay. If he paid enough, she'd be willing to. It all comes down to price, as the old joke goes.

Can't blame her he's just changed his diaper

She’s a good Soviet spouse. Ram-rod straight, expressionless, cool as a cucumber. Inside, prob roiling over having to show up, however briefly. Hope she’s happy, bet she’s not.

I title this one “Twilight of Capitalism” (french accent)

She held a finger 🤣

She almost broke his thumb though 😂🤭✌🏻

He didn’t pay for that. 😉

Is it because he stinks of shit?

I doubt she will hold anything of his!

it's the first time i've seen them together since the campaign. i wonder if "public appearance on birthday" was written into their contract?

Not convinced that’s Melania

this doesn’t look natural at all. they don’t seem to be enjoying it smh

Has everyone else got bored and gone home by this stage? They look very alone.

Too small. Keeps slipping out.

😂🤣 when the cameras aren’t rolling she’s probably as far away from him as she can get😂

Last pic of them holding hands I saw…can’t find it right now….he was twisting her thumb at an angle that looked very uncomfortable….and abusive…! He has, however, been holding his own a very long time…🙄

She ain't falling for that again..

MAGA/Qanon cult believes the left is full of lizard people when it is GOP politicians & their wives that come across as alien life forms from an alternate universe. Look into their eyes: lifeless, empty souls with no empathy for humanity. Melania & Donald are creatures from another world.

She hates him as ALL normal self loving women should.. a woman supporting this heap of stinkin rot needs love .. real love.. and a bit of self respect

Wait til she has to start feeding him..

To be fair, he DID try to break a girls thumb last time.

I wouldn’t hold his hand on his birthday either. 😝

Holding hands wasn’t part of the terms for that outing. He would have had to pay more for that. 🤮

would you? i mean think about it. the amount of anger she must feel against this man would be staggering she is living for her family.

Oh puhleez. She's a skank who was only ever in it for the money. Zero fucks to give.

ya, i get that, but i still think she got quite a bit more that she bargained for. maybe a definitional case for a 'faustian bargain' can't even imagine what her life looks like. all the money in the world to be in a prison of her own making. that's hell to me.

Earned and deserved

truly so.

Should have to cut off her hand for holding his!!!

Not part of the paid contract.

She's just the fake one. The real one refused to show up and gave up the $100,000 appearance fee. Sad.

Looks like the ending of Fight Club.

Holding hands is not in the contract

lol! She doesn’t get paid THAT much!

Would you ?

They are such ugly ugly people. Even the sight of their backs makes me sick.

She hasn't negotiated a price for hand holding!

That costs extra.

A LOT extra I'd say. Too rich for trump.

She knows where those hands have been. Remember the E. Jean Carroll trial? Just imagine where those hands have been, given all the grabbing and penetrating.

Guess his entire birthday flopped.

The check didn’t clear.

That costs extra.

That’s not all she’s not holding!

Now I’m not holding my lunch 🤮

😀

He didn't pay the hand-holding tariff

Melania's book sucked.

I'm guessing the "date" he booked ended at 8 PM.....

Because it hurts washing with acid after touching him.