'Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech'
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sep 16, 2025, 12:46 am • 11 1 • view
“People will really be missing out on helping the federal government watch them 24/7”
sep 16, 2025, 2:12 am • 3 1 • view
That's not how human cognition works... wearing a calculator on your face doesn't change how we think, reason, and reflect. It will impair how you interact with your brain tho Zuckerberg is a massive twat
sep 16, 2025, 12:45 am • 19 1 • view
Douche berg...
sep 16, 2025, 5:02 am • 0 0 • view
Even Steve Urkel thinks this guy looks like a dweeb with those glasses.
sep 16, 2025, 12:37 am • 4 1 • view
Just to be clear, I mean Mr. Z is the dweeb. Not Lloyd.
sep 16, 2025, 12:49 am • 3 1 • view
Ya know, I am well down the path of crunchy (and vaccinated) hermit homesteader.
sep 16, 2025, 12:39 am • 61 0 • view
You sound like a perfect neighbor.😊
sep 16, 2025, 12:50 am • 3 0 • view
That's a risk I'm willing to take. Unlike emulating Harold Lloyd.
sep 16, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
People who believe Mark Zuckerberg are already at a "significant cognitive disadvantage", which is resistant to any improvement by any means.
sep 16, 2025, 2:11 am • 8 0 • view
Until they run out of power or break. Maybe from running into something.
sep 16, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
lol, Movie Theaters tossed people out for wearing Google Glasses, what makes him think it won’t happen to his junk? Certain Businesses simply won’t allow something like that which is why the Google ones went nowhere. www.nbcnews.com/tech/innovat...
sep 16, 2025, 12:52 am • 5 1 • view
I'll take my chances, bitch
sep 16, 2025, 3:22 am • 1 0 • view
Not apropos to the topic, but I'm still mad that Harry Potter ruined Harold Lloyd glasses for those of us with taste. 'They're *not* Harry Potter glasses! They're Harold Lloyd glasses!' 'Whatever, Muggle.'
sep 16, 2025, 12:42 am • 8 0 • view
Mega at tie (Australian bat rescuer, look her up, she's amazing) is the only person i have ever seen use smart glasses appropriately. She records all her up interactions with bats throughout the day!
sep 16, 2025, 4:23 am • 2 0 • view
We need an edit button! I typed Megabattie and it said Megabattie. I'm not sure how it changed.
sep 16, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah, he doesn’t look stupid at all, but thanks…he just designed by Halloween costume.
sep 16, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
I don't see how being distracted by images on the glasses instead of paying attention to your immediate surroundings is going to sharpen your mind.
sep 16, 2025, 2:44 am • 2 1 • view
Yeah and they're not gonna look cool either.
sep 16, 2025, 12:38 am • 3 0 • view
AI something or other will something or other
sep 16, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
More likely that users of smart glasses will be cognitively impaired. Frequent users of GPS lose their innate navigational ability. Using GPS results in actual, measurable shrinkage of the hippocampus where your navigational ability resides. What parts of the brain will shrink due to smart glasses?
sep 16, 2025, 2:09 am • 2 1 • view
the Facebook Marketplace Marx brother insists that this time he knows what's coming.
sep 16, 2025, 4:55 am • 0 0 • view
Zuck is a s*x pest. That’s the only reason I can fathom why someone would want smart glasses and why the cameras are hidden on them
sep 16, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
Me happy me look good. Not look like douche bag.
sep 16, 2025, 2:40 am • 1 0 • view