Rachel Reeves sandwich is news?! wtf is wrong with you all? 😳

My retirement plan is burning down the country homes of UK journalists

I agree with Rachel. Home made every time.

Breaking news!

This is a Mao/Stalin level of propaganda.

If her welfare cut proposals are true we won’t be hearing about her for much longer.

lol as if she’s not claiming expenses and getting all the freebies she can get her hand on

Beth Rigby prefers cosy, deferential chats over actual journalism to save the blushes of her valued contacts

wow she's so good at economics

Oh, wow? This is so relatable. Previously I was a Green voter but now I'm definitely going to vote Labour

Hard hitting journalism right here folks...

you cannot parody english journalism, you just cannot fucking do it

We don't have to....with William Lewis running the Post, we've imported our own sterling example.

As far as I'm concerned, it's a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence, and generally stuck in a bog of stagnant mediocrity. Hunter S. Thompson

Go to hell.

Is Rachel's from accounts father a tool maker as well? What about telling the truth about Ms Reeves @skynewsrss.bsky.social youtu.be/NAfcBpbWxTA?...

That's not Reeves. Similar daft fringe, but it's not her.

Beth going a bit Single White Female on Rachel is it

I eat a shitty lunch 'cos I've always had minimum wage jobs, why the fuck are you eating a shit sandwich if you're on 6 figures. What is she trying to prove?

Love how serious and hard hitting Beth looks there when she’s explaining the concept of a sandwich.

Real Barbara-Wintergreen-From-The-Day-Today vibes

Yes! 😂

I also like how she and Reeves are wearing very similar outfits and have the exact same hair

Obviously her role model.

The Megan Markle School of Embarrassing Prattle.

There has to be something else that's actually news, literally anything else, reporting on some random town's bin collections is more public interest than this.

Homemade is always way better than commercial shite every time I don’t blame her. Always made a cheaply as possible whilst homemade is always as nice as possible.

Everyone involved in this article should be sent to prison

I'm glad that none of the £15000 she's been claiming in backhanders lately has been spent in Pret. That would be awful.

ImPoRtAnT NeWs

what a loser, she's on like £100,000 a year, buy a nice lunch for goodness sake

£164,000 excluding expenses. Her husband has a higher salary as well. So they are making close to 400k a year as a family

exactly! live a little!

Strange then that her parliamentary card was temporarily suspended due to her spending. www.telegraph.co.uk/money/britai...

Good god. Is that what now passes as journalism?

We need to regulate some of these "news" publishers out of existence. Or at least mandate a rebrand as "press release".

Breaking: We can now go live to the newsroom to speak to the brave journalists who have been working night and day on this story

Okay, but what cheese and what bread, because y'know, not all bread, butter, and cheese are created equal. I'm betting it's not exactly Creamfields cheddar on Tesco Toastie with a scraping of Vitalite

Slow news day

This is exactly the kind of incisive, important journalism we Brits are proud of. Whoever did this deserves a raise.

Absolute bollocks

Next level journalism here boys

Political advertising should not pretend to be journalism.

Joirnalist fuckin stealing a living

Is that to help with the cost of not accepting the payrise MPs awarded themselves year after year after year when the rest of had shrinking wages or did she accept that?

Okay.... and?

Really pleased to see you are on top of the most important events in the world today.

lego hair cunt

OMFG the humanity ahhhh

How did she manage to rack up £4000 of unauthorised spend on her parliamentary credit card then?

no she doesn’t fuck off

Rachel Reeves prefers abusing disabled people and freezing pensioners over taxing billionaires to save £5 at lunch There, fixed it for you.

Anyone would think that a former Fox News boss had landed at Sky News and was taking it in same direction .

With everything going on in the world… this feels like the story we have all been waiting for.

So she's saying that high street retailers are gouging the public with their overpriced food? Good for her.

Really? Who cares? This is something that is done all over the UK. Do better.

Kin el. Good job nothing is happening

clickbait

What is 'Pret'?

Who believes that she makes her own sandwiches?

This might be good if any of them actually paid for their own meals, lads. You seem to have missed that bit out for some reason?! It's coming out of our pockets regardless of where the sandwich is made.

Lazy client journalism

So what? Do better.

Headline "Sky News loses all credibility"

I mean, there could be news out there but you get ahead and post this shit

lol no she fucking doesnt imagine posting this sort of article

Client journalism

Who Cares

Well I guess I prefer that she claims as little as possible as business expenses after the wine and handbag thing

Cool story bro.

Hang on, I thought we all had to go back to the office so Pret could remain profitable? Is Reeves a Pret scab?

I have home made sandwiches for lunch. Cheaper and much nicer. It means I have what I want rather than what I have to tolerate. And my lunch break is then 'me time' and not 'queue time'. PS: why is this news?

jesus christ you pathetic clowns what do we need you for? I'm sure Reeves' press person can just put out releases all on their own

Probably much healthier too! Pret‘s sandwiches are notorious for UPFs

Does she fuckers like

Pathetic excuse for journalism.

What brand of toilet paper does she use?

Who gives a crap? 😏

Utter bollocks.

Amazing journalism here guys. Absolute Pulitzer prize quality.

It's ok. She'll treat herself to a bit of democide later.

Is this a parody account? I’m confused.

🎵Sky News is owned by Comcast, and thus billionaire investors🎵 Get your news from independent sources www.trustworthymedia.org/list-of-inde...

Why can't you feel any shame?

Why is this even news?

And subsided food and drink in Westminster. What utter drivel.

client journalism

Who gives a shit

Groundbreaking. Pulitzer on the way.

That's weird, because when she was working at Halifax she was a notoriously profligate expenses claimant, almost being dismissed because she was caught running a scam where managers would sign off on each other's claims. She seemed to like expensive dinners then? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Jfc what is this? Are you RR’s personal PR service now?

Well, I suppose you have to report nonsense like this. After all, there's absolutely nothing else going on in the world at the moment.

Sorry, is this news?

Rugby should've asked Reeves about the proposed funding for public services being diverted to defence.

What a scoop! Pulitzer on the way

lmao fucking embarrassing Is that what you thought you'd be doing with your life

Politzer Prize narrows down #BethGotchaRigby

And at the same time I’m sure she wants more people to go into the office to buy overpriced sandwiches and boost growth

I'm a journalism

fuck off.

...oh please. Tell me more.

I wouldn't watch this Rigby SHITE if you fucking paid me. Piss off.

Don't you ever feel bad that this is your job

Sky News ......

She doesn't pay cor her own food. What in the Pravda are you doing?

Fuck the fuck off and take Rachel "from accounts" with you.

Cut her some slack, folks. Each day she's saving the taxpayer a fiver. Multiply that by 150 (the number of days that Parliament sits per year) and she's saved us a whopping £750! If every MP followed her example, we'd save just about enough to employ one extra nurse. That's the NHS sorted!

so fkn what, you're really taking the piss now she wasn't interested in saving money when it came to her Parliamentary credit card, it was suspended, but now you expect us to believe she has a homemade sandwich to save £5 FK OFF

She also saves herself from food poisoning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcsY...

All over the biggest issues facing the world, truly this is Pulitzer level stuff.

A homage to David Squires, yes?

I think that might constitute bullying

Eating at Pret is bullying. youtube.com/watch?v=YcsY...

I didn't know that Reves was into artisan cheese making. Good for her.

This isn't news. Why aren't you reporting real news? What's the bad news the government's covering up with this piffle?

To save £5 on her expenses, that have no functional limit?

News!

Not a matter of choice for a lot of people in this country, but yay for her I guess.

Are you high?

Two autocratic lunatics intent on world domination / destruction and you're talking about a cheese fucking sandwich?

Yet shes a millionaire and a landlord is she not? 74k a yr alone in rental earnings. Maybe Sky News could actually do some real “Journalism” for once? Or is that too much to ask as you treat the whole country like dribbling idiots? Just a thought….

...what?

Honestly it says a lot when someone making 160 grand a year is trying to save 5 pounds, and nothing good.

That's nothing. I prefer a homemade tuna sandwich over two courses at The Ivy to save around £40. What's *your* packed lunch in place of?