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Maybe they’re too long 😉

So his super-long ties are just an optical illusion - his pants are the real culprit!

You wouldn’t want to lower his belt and apply pressure to the full diaper

Wow!

Load and lock. Takes a super strength belt.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...

The Cat jumped up and made him fall! 🙀👊🤣

Dolt

Bet he wears garters to hold his socks up too

Depends...

Must be the “make me look taller and thinner” look?

😂😂😂

👀👀👀

It’s sad when you see him without the makeup and whatever.

It would drip all over his white shirt.

He is one heinous, ugly MF either way.

It’s to cover the diaper line

What caught my eye was how much of a mouth breather he is.

They keep the pad in place

He looks like shit. Won't be long now.

🤣

Dont get my hopes up 😒

Prez JD will be much worse - although Peter Thiel will insist Elon get booted

I´ve seen that pic before, around last summer...😬

🙏

Let’s hope.

This made me laugh out loud!!

Promise??

How long have people been saying this? Reminds me of the dire predictions about Putin when he sent his thugs to invade Ukraine. Oh, he's at death's door. I just want this all to FF to an A.H. in the bunker situation already. Sick and tired of this orange idiot.

Otherwise known as the Fred Mertz Style.

6'3" 215lbs

🤮

Seriously, is this an undoctored photo? If it is, YIKES!!!

Fred mertz

Belt is doing overtime

How else would he hide the Depends? I’m also betting he’s wearing some mid-calf socks with garters.

Perhaps he no longer has a waist.

🤣😂

😂🤣😂🤣😂

Steve Urkel had character and made people laugh!

🤣

Because MAGAts are sooo delusional, they actually see him as this…they’re🤬’g insane!💩😖😡

Superior 'jeans'.

Stretchy jeans.

Or stretchy genes. That's someessed up DNA.

*some messed

The waist on those pants are as high as Don Jr.

With the Orange Turd's pants hiked up to his elbows. Fat OLD man pants at that. What a humiliation and a total monster.

Any minute now. Once again this morning he was not announced to be dead. I hope for that every damn day. Thanks for the funny!

i love htat he has his name on his shirt so he knows who he is incase he gets lost

He’s shaped like an egg and looks like an Easter egg that was left out in the sun and spoiled

Eggs have more value.

You are correct sir.😂

Oh yeah!!

Also... they are all about alpha males and that crap, but Trump and Vance wear make-up and Musk has false hair. What's super masculine about that?

They always default to men rather than considering that a woman can be that "alpha" they're looking for 🤷🏾‍♀️

It’s only sexxxy if the pants reach the armpits. He’s *almost* there!

😄🙈

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All the while being deathly afraid of the use of Greek Symbols! α my αss. bsky.app/profile/bens...

The most unfit! Looks and competency

They picked the dumbest hill to die on 😂

I always said, is this the best you have?

At least he has his teeth in on this pic I recently saw the same pic and he didn’t have teeth

“Has anyone seen Melanie? I won a Big Boy Trophy and maybe she’ll like me now. JP, find Melanie and make her come see my Big Boy Trophy!”

lol but don’t be fooled. That Big Boy Trophy isn’t covered in gold paint.

You sure?

lol that is the Big Boy Golden Calf that the Christians were worshipping at CPAC a few years ago, right? I’m a little fuzzy on the details, but when the Israelites were worshipping their version of the Golden Calf, great things happened, right? Or were they cast into a pit?

History repeat.

Don’t leave pets in any car. Cracked windows do not expel the heat which will kill. Trump on the other hand…

Depends on where you live and time of year.

Crack a window or the other passengers will die from the odor

He saying Ehhhhhh

That's more about the smell

It's so funny because for a bunch of white supremacists, THIS is the best white dude you could come up with?!

“When the GOP sends its people to government, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”

Our esteemed leader.

My 401(k) just took a direct hit in the trade war. One minute, I was dreaming of a beachside retirement… Now I’m Googling “how to turn moss into soup.” 📉💥🍃

Thank goodness for the trad wives, you'll probably find at least twenty recipes online

Haha! He thought the portrait in our state capital was bad. 🤣

Donnie 'Man Boob' Drumpf ...

He looks like a fetal pig.

I remember dissecting one in HS Physiology Class. Wouldn’t mind doing another.

His eyes look just like pig eyes.

That's an insult to fetal pigs.

Epitome of manliness

🤣🤮

L😂L obviously he is using his 2nd waist line, in order to try to hide his belly! One vain SOB!

He needs a bra and some suspenders.

He’s an old man. Very old. What do you expect?

does his caregiver dress him

You deserve a follow for this one!

😂🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂

🤣🤣🤣

Someone please fit him for a bra!

He looks super old there without his orange paint

I wish my 401 was as FAT too!

And very large, too!

Wait, the clown makeup

Lol!!!

We paid 26 million for this guy to golf in this outfit the past 3 months, at least get the guy some less embarrassing pants. 🤭

🤣👏

😂😂😂😂

Very mucho macho!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can understand why he won't release his most current medical records

Lunch lady

Old, senil, powerless! Without bronzer and toupee he looks like an elderly helpless person, alone and anxious!!!

🤮🤮🤮🤮

🤣 😜 😂

Gross

THIS is the portrait that should be hung in every state capitol!!

Or maybe framed on the shelves or desks behind the people they interview on MSNBC, CNN, etc. when speaking about him.

Bingo

I love this idea!! 😂

super wedge!

I don't own any shirts with my name on them.

#DonOLDmanPants 🤮 He looks confused and lonely.

I can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 😃

I don't know if you are on facebook, but it was the only place I could find the original ad. It still "cracks" me up! 🤣 I love the set too. 50s style house. www.facebook.com/eggs/videos/...

And like he is about to have a heat stroke. No such luck I guess

I’m rooting for Cholesterol, in public.

Right? Cholesterol with Diet Cokes riding shotgun

Choking on his big mac

I’ll take MI on the crapper! Can’t believe this was still available…

But Fred Mertz made it look cool and was 100% more a tough NYC man than the other one will ever be.

Don't don't Fred like that...

Fred was able to pull it off though

Fred wore them better

At least Fred was kidding

Fred!!

Fred wore it better

No waist.

The nipple to belt deficit has never been lower.

Any higher and he won’t need a bra.

6’3” 215 lbs…RIGHT!

If that's the truth I'm 21 years old 36-25-36 and blonde

Hey girl! Lol

More like 315 lbs.

Yes, I did a photo based estimate using height to girth and standard body density. I came out with 315 lbs.

I am sure his sycophants tell him he is Chris Hemsworth every day.

Wrong! More like 300 lbs

🤣🤣🤣 I thought the same….they must be “pit pants” he will attempt to sell them to make 💰💰💰💰

Helps hold his adult diaper up

😂😂

There's a coronary thrombosis waiting to happen if I ever saw one.

Adam is out here doing the "lords" work Bahahahaha

Wow!

Disguise the belly

Lol i have never seen somebodys belt up by there chest! This is the guy MAGA has pinned all there hopes and dreams too. You have to be shitting me.. This pic needs to be posted EVERYWHERE with the words" This is your Champion??? or " This is the guy the GOP is afraid to question? 🤣..

So is that hair.

Lol!!! They have to keep the diaper in place!

He forgot his suspenders.

Guarantee bullets flying Big Pants is standing tall. And Adam on the ground crawling for cover.

Gross

He nasty

What is it with old geezers and empire waists? Old women don’t do it.

That mullet though

And he’s got boobs and no hair. Can’t imagine why he allowed that to be shared. Looks very unhealthy 🤞

This person needs to be put in an institution. For his own good and that of the people he affects.

His extra duty load pants.

Turtleneck pants.

Lolol

😆

🤣

😆

He's turning into Big Daddy....

There ain’t nothing more powerful than the odor of mendacity

Boss Hogg

Looks more like creepy uncle bad touch.

Orange "panza"...

He's just one big mushy blob, especially in his skull. Yuck.

Grandma? Is that you?

Hold ups his undergarment

🤣😂

I’m dying over this one!

😅 My sarcasm will only help me get through this administration.

100%!

You can't make this stuff up!! Sooo funny!!

Same!

🤣

Maybe he's going fishing

Over the gut

5-miles up...

He is an iconic Weeble.

"People are saying I have to pull them up at least this high to hide my massive hog, it's true. Isn't that fantastic?"

Okay, I just read that in Stephen Colbert’s parody voice. 

🤣😂🤣Palmer envy🤣😂🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Not looking good!

Well, that Depends

I hope that becomes maga fashion trend.

Because he’s fat.

Sad and pathetic.

Orange Humpty Dumpty

Is he TOO cheap to have his pants tailored for HIS BIG A$$?🤔

And that gut.

Pants hiked higher than the tariffs on Heard Island.

🤣🤣🤣

He looks like sentient pizza dough.

And full.

Looks like he’s gone wandering from the nursing home again.

Frightening… no wonder Puten jokes about him

Grandpa needs a shower and a bra.

A man bra for sure. In his mind he thinks he has pecks.

This made me laugh for the first time in days. Thank you. ♥️

😆😆😆😆

I think the pants are giving the support to boobs…

😂

And room for the diapers…

😂

My grandpa still uses the pant and he’s 85 How old is he ?😂

or the poop… you know how a babies diaper gets all bloated and full… gotta have extra room for the expansion… 😂😂🤢

😂 now I know why he walks funny.

Depends.

😂😂

Do they make Depends extremely absorbent because he needs them 🤣🤣

The pant can’t help it 😂

And why people grimace when standing near him.

Great grandpa

I’m sorry but him and Great should never be uttered together. 😂

Oops. You’re right. Sorry 😂😂

I need this laugh!!

Same! I haven't laughed this much in a while. Hilarious string!

And, an exercise regimen, weight loss plan, makeover, new wardrobe, and a good therapist!

I wish I could meet you and hug you… You crack me up on a daily basis… 🤣

Or buy him a drink and say cheers and thanks for the much needed laughter.

Great idea! I’m in!

Same! Lol 😆

His pettiness is friggen amazing! 🤣

They put the name on the shirt, so that if he wanders off people will know where to return him to.

I need brain bleach.

Here ya go.

Get off my lawn!

Which one of you young whipper-snappers stole my tapioca?

Filled with crap

😂😂😂 and the hair 😂😂🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂 alpha male my ass 🤮

I think it has something to do with his adult diapers.

All the felon needs is a bow tie to go with that ensemble & he’s good to go.

I want a guy just like my dad Who worships plaid And wears his pants up to his neck.

Trump described his attempt to seduce a married woman and indicated he might start kissing a woman that he and Bush were about to meet. He added, "I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything."

looks like a pathetic old man in the "Home" looking for his room

They almost cover his flabby old man boobs. Just gotta pull those pants up a little higher. Probably needs them pulled way up to cover the top of his diaper. You know how babies get a blowout at the waistband? Bet his is extra tall so crap doesn’t seep out of the top.

The diapers take up a lot of room.

Nipple grazers.

depends are high waisted

That is one fat ugly man.

How is this guy still upright and breathing ? He looks like a corpse 🤢

Literally the Walking Dead President!! Let's get Andrew Lincoln in to take this brain-dead POS 💩 out with a head shot.

Penguin is fattening.

Bringing sexy back. 🤮🤢

Yikes! Old man pants is not a good look. But then I can’t think of one that works any better for this guy

Is he wearing a name badge in case he forgets who he is?

If he gets lost, his mommy can find him at lost and found

Diaper pants. Um must come up with a new name for this designer look. I’ll think on it. The Dumpster fashion. Oh come on someone has a good name for this fashion look.

It's a GREAT look!

What's going on with his hair?

Nothing. Not one thing.

This idiot grandpa „leads“ your country? Holy Moly!

They voted, they prayed, they cried for him and than they got him.

Probably attached with garters to his boobies. You younguns will have to Google what they are. Sorry.

“When you’re a star they let you grab them by the pu$&y”

Won't make up for the 401k portfolio, which is super dropped

Those diapers take up a lot of room. 😂😂😂

Someone’s late for pudding time, in the common room, before midday nap and diaper change.

That massive hematoma on the back of his right hand looks odd.

He is the epitome of pedo

Why dont he wear a suit?

He looks like someone just told them they stopped producing Big Macs…and shit himself.

Well, now we know what the Crypt Keeper would look like if he was fat.

Frumpy Trumpy

This is your tough guy MAGA? Geeezzzuuusssss

Right? THIS is who we’re letting put the world through all this hell?

Have to be to cover the XXXL Depends

Gota' keep those MAN-BOOBS in check !

They’re practically a bra.

He needs a bra.

Around his big mouth.

He also has a mouth that looks like an anus, so he essentially has two. Needs two to deal with all the shit he spews.

A vast improvement.

funniest reply of the night, you earned my follow!

Made me laugh!

Manzierre?



What a hot piece of ass!

😂😂😂😂

Definitely giving off a Fred Mertz vibe

Looks like he's waiting to be taken to his room at a nursing home.

Mar A Lago is his nursing home.

Mar a LARDO

Oh, and he has breasts to go along with that frumpy look.

His boobs are dropping like the stock market.

And our 401K's!!!

He looks like an old, frumpy lady.

That's just insulting to old, frumpy ladies😉

Well, sorry about that. Sometimes I do these things.

That’s what happens when you wear a diaper.

Those diapers are tall! Who among us hasn't had to hike the pants over the top so nobody knows you shit yourself on the regular.

Fatty, Fatty 2x4

He really looks like Humpty Dumpty without his undergarment support. Patiently waiting for the fall.

Imo he's "Mertzing"!

That "Depends"

Updated for accuracy...

Has to get them over his diaper.

100% Fact!! Smooth on the sides and bunched up in the front below the pants waist.

his man boobs almost reach his buckle

Thats a jammer just waiting to happen. Maybe today. Fingers crossed.

I can’t believe he hasn’t had a heart attack yet. But I’m still hoping

I guess he has to have his name on his shirt so he can remember who he is.

Those pants are support for those man-boobs

His lift bra. haha

They have to hold up his depends!

Maybe he should consider switching to mumus

Workin’ on the humpty.

The alternative doesn’t bear thinking about!

You can pull them up that high when Putin has your balls on his shelf.

The better to hide the Depends.

He is a clown. And a very sick man. Here, he looks the part.

Well done Sir!

updated for accuracy

Tariff Trousers?

I think he needs to pull them up even higher, he also needs a Brossiere to go with his double duty Depends:-)

I hope his prostate falls out of his butt

Old goat creep

Like every other fat old diaper wearing perv

The better to hide the diaper.

Also the pants would slide right off if the waist/belt isn't above diaper.

Poompa loompa. I can’t unsee so I can at least sing a song.

And the “hair”

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Dumpy Trumpy had a great fall. What a stinky hot mess.

Gramps gotta hide the diaper.

Global trauma unleashed 🤕 The Phantom of World Opera "When a real one holds you down you supposed to drown"

Love how he needs his name embroidered on his shirt so when he gets lost…..

Or they know who the hell this pumpkin is at Shady Oaks Retirement Home.

It should say: Property of Vladimir Putin, please return to Russia

THIS 😂😂😂

Trump is a freaking dork.

how high up are his pants he looks like an out of shape Steve Urkel

For his DEPENDS!

Old man 😂

Yam tits isn’t aging well.

It’s to hold his full of shit diaper!

Bro needs a Manziere.