I rarely watch television, but I had it on the night he was interviewed with his sprayed on hair!! It was SO obvious! I couldn’t stop laughing! This damn fool went on National television with that shit on his head 😂😂😂

Rudy probably told him it was a good idea ….

🤣🤣🤣

Transplanted pubic hair from howler monkeys.

He’s just a miserable git ain’t he…?

Saw that interview live. Ridiculous.

Baldilocks sad. Spray boy happy!!

NAZIFERATU

Real men embrace the testosterone surplus that leads to baldness.

Still fug

At this point, Nazi Steve should just go full skinhead.

I think that ship has long sailed !

He looks like a greek hero Skrotos

He’s so flocked.. 👀

Happy little bald spot

That is phenomenal!

I thought this was surely a joke. But, nope!

I've seen this movie before

Himmler Wormtongue!

Solid Eddie Munster style

But you know he would never spray tan his body as that would make him a person of color.

😂 Still an ugly human being (and barely human)

Alpha huh? This guy couldn’t even get his mega merit badge. 😂😂😂

Please. Merit baldge…

😆😆😆😆

It’s the dead eyes for me.

I don’t like to make fun of hairloss…but at least he had a good hairline compared to the penis head nazi.

Mine was better than both of theirs and I had the common sense to shave it when it started to go 😜

Well these guys aren’t exactly known for their good decision making skills.

These 2 guys can’t shave or else their 666 and horns will be visible. No offense to Satan

That’s the way!

He’s more of a Polyp.

😂🍷

Jesus!

Where did you find a photo of Stephen Miller mid hair loss?

I was just thinking that..he even looks like Goebbels, and I’m pretty sure he imitates his style when on tv, the yelling, the repeating oneself. Dumb fucker can’t even be original. I’m looking forward to his trial and imprisonment, unless he goes the way Goebbels did.

The resemblance is startling.

😄 f**k him

Yup!! I've been calling him Josef Goebbles Jr for awhile now

Gobles incarnate

Alpha male! Surely you jest! That f-ing puke nazi, is going to be everyone's bitch once the f-ing orange shit stain is done! Retribution is going to be f-ing awesome!

Oh it's going to be as WE ALL WON AND SHARED TRILLION LOTTERY! To see this vile parasite dragged to prison but better yet CECOT with: Rubio, Patel, Homan, Hegseth, Vought, Thiel, Musk, Vance, Johnson, Jordan and many more SHOULD BE A NATIONAL & WORLDWIDE HOLIDAY! TRUMP IN HELL BURNING AS CHARCOAL!

“Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He's a world-class hater. You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate.” - Terry Moran

He's an Alpha Nazi for sure!

If there was ever a legitimate candidate for psychedelic use for self reflection it's Miller time. Psilocybin, Mescaline, Iboga, Ayahuasca separately or all together. If that doesn't work then electroshock therapy.

Very badly

Ever worse, Adam. It's a merkin, a pubic hair wig used in nude films.

omg 😆 i had no idea about such a thing!!!

Haha I know!!

i’m laughing so hard i’m crying 😂!!!!!

Every time I see that picture from the hair "incident" I post about merkins so it will hopefully become public knowledge.😂

Pubic knowledge….

Merkins were originally used to conceal the symptoms of STIs.

i’ll never forget it and will gladly spread the word!!!! 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

A ton of Trump's pubic hair for sale on E-bay....

Everything is monetized these days, which gives me an excrellent idea… 🤣😂🤣

😭

Yes I found out about these messed up little wigs a few years ago. 😂

I was today years old when I found out. What a crazy world we live in. Bless the internet 😁

😂

If it looks like a dick and talks like a dick, it's a dick.

It's like he's trying to look like charlie kirk😂😂

Wasn't he being just utterly "adorable" when he said that the Democrat Party is a domestic terrorist organization while the "gop" are committing crimes against humanity on a daily basis? Worst gaslighter EVER...🥱

You forgot the “ “ around alpha male.

Colonel Klink. Hogan's Heroes!

Great show.

🤣😂😅

lol 😆 Why?! 😂

Al-farce male.

You can put lipstick on a pig...

Those dead eyes always give me the chills. He is truly the devil in human form.

He and the EXCREMENT RAPIST, both have that deep EVIL 😈 DEVIL in their eyes. Doesn't scare me, cause both in reality are TWO SCARED BITCHES. NEITHER HAVE BALLS, IF THEY DID THEY WOULD WALK ALONE NOT WITH SECURITY, BUT BOTH KNOW THAT WOULD BE THEIR END, COWARDS!

So disappointing - just another couple inches lower on that widow's peak and he coulda had "The Stephen Seagal!"

the classic widow's peak on Count Dickuless...

Bald Goebbels!

Chia pet!

Nooooo...that is BAD. 😭

My thoughts exactly.

🤣🤣🤣

Do they transplant that hair from *somewhere else*? 😳

OMG... dude is Alpha AF. /s

Hes no Alpha male, beta maybe if there is a thing

No, he’s omega.

lol hes still on a scale lol

But, last… with no hope of being first, biblically, or otherwise. lol

Alpha kapo.

Geez, Giuliani copycat. These fascist repubs can’t think of anything original even when it was a disaster the first time.🤦‍♂️😏

I thought that to. Why not get the hair plug stuff. So it'll grow on top. I mean they transplant little strands taken from back that is numbed. We know he's bald. It figures DT little d.. k is his hair,, weazal milly's to. 🤣🤣

Because he’s (literally) a dickhead. 🤡👎

The devil’s circumcised foreskin.

Omygawd ….it looks like he liked spread coffee grounds on his head.

Wow He looks so much like the Ukrainian Nazi Stepan Bandera Volyn tragedy when Ukrainian nationalists killed thousands of Poles in Poland. The First Ukrainian Division, known as the Waffen-SS Galicia Division or the 14th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS, was formed in 1943 by Hitler's act.

Defo gets tied to a cross and beaten with a riding crop by a women in thigh highs.. He's really got that pleading, crying and weeping look about him.

ya can’t get blood from a turnip Herr Miller

He is the furthest thing from an alpha male.

Barely male?

All fart male?

Yep! Creep little puke 🤮

Omega male?

temu mail male. mustache delivery for the corrupt leaky creep:

GLH formula #9

Accurate.

Always credit the artist: 🎨⚖️🐐 @laloalcaraz.bsky.social

Absolutely, just did a screen grab this time instead of a link.

Thanks. I hear you. Lalo continues a tradition of fearless editorial cartoonists, whom we really need right now. With the rise of AI and people who outright steal other's work, I like to be sure amazing people like Lalo receive specific attribution. He's the 🎨⚖️🐐

Looking at the original, he has his usual sig in the upper left. I agree, Lalo is awesome.

Lol it's a straight-up triangle! Did he think we'd forget he's bald on top!??

Maybe he went to the Rudy Giuliani Hair Salon for balding white guys who can’t accept reality

Miller is the one with the jacket on

🤣

RIP my kegels cause I just wet myself.

🤣

We all know the truth Stephen

Eeny Weenie Teeny Peeny

Is it a humiliation thing? did he enjoy being called out for being a cuckold? Nazis often have that

His Dear Leader wears makeup and a gerbil on his head, and his cult still thinks he's alpha, so Santa Monica Goebbels thinks shoe polish on his head is also alpha.

God he is such a weasel

I see no alpha. I see a fucking sick bastard that deserves his head squeezed open by a thousand rubberbands like a fucking melon!

Solidifying the fact that with or without hair, he’s still butt ugly.

Looks like he used trump’s make-up person to me!

Looks more like a “pluck and tuck” youtu.be/NMORzLT8FXY?...

He doesn't look very happy, does he?

He is the Emperor of Ugh

Undoubtedly.

All I see is a penis head nazi weiner!

I have never seen a rectal polyp with hair who knew

He's the perfect inspiration for an Adult Swim cartoon about a talking penis.

The painted on hair looks like an ineffective cult tactic. 🤣

How he gets laid is the bigger question

Call it Fuehrer Fashion.

Does he really think that looks better? And is his male ego really that fragile?

Very beta

I think he's a member of the Mein Herr Club for Men.

Still looks like a skinhead

He insufferable.

😂😂😂poor Goebbels junior The little propaganda man is embarrassed

This is a bad man🤨

yep

OMG, even his sprayed on hair looks evil, not like a cute chia pet.

🤮🤮

An evil man

😂😂😂

Seriously, why not just get a cheap rug like the other nazis?

Well, I personally think it's lovely. Being a forehead Artist myself. It speaks to me.

Maybe he should start to huff some spray paint and kill that evil brain!

He'd probably love it. As long as the paint isn't brown or black.

That is so true!

Lol

I wonder how he'd look with bear spray?

Really???? Honestly, I wouldn’t care what he does to his hair as long as he keeps his mouth shut.

He looks like a Chia Pet

Hair or no hair, Miller is a vampire.

Oh my. It actually looks like hair maybe taken from a Brazilian wax. Maybe 🤔

What an absolute pissy excuse of human flesh.

Some things never change

just make sure the artist is given credit.

Spot on!!

stealing... thanks 😊

Just make sure the Artist is given credit.

@laloalcaraz.bsky.social 🎨⚖️🐐

It’s Lalo Alcaraz

Achtung Baby

Loves ASS sandwiches

He wanted us to think he came from “Central Casting.”

He still, in fact, looks like a penis.

Gender affirming care.

say that louder for the twats in the back....

When you are jeanyus stud like that man there is nothing he can’t do to be seen as ironic or weak. Nothing. /s

Shit on a shingle.

Shingle on a shit

It didn't help.

I wish we could remove him from his sphere of influence. Pete, and Pam worship Donnie or have selfish motives. But Steven has always been a hater. He is the definition of privileged supremacy. He feeds evil to Donald.

He can't cover up that dome no matter how much spray paint he uses. You can make a U-turn on that landing pad. 😏

Miller tries so hard not to look like Nosferatu but he fails miserably

Never disappoints !! 🤣

But if it’s sprayed on, why would he do it in an arrow pointing to his face?

That’s no arrow, that’s the shadow of a penis!

That’s a little short weave rug

Straight Outta Mein Kampfton

He sleeps weird. No wonder the Mrs Facist left him for Musk. Trade the upside down facist for the really rich nazi. To each her own. She'll go down regardless

Best bit is he sprayed hair on and still looked like he was losing it what an absolute loser.

He better pray it doesnt start running down his face like Rudy's did.

This will always bring me joy, just like the press conference at Four Seasons.

What we can hope for is that Miller will find that the wheels of justice can grind exceedingly fine.

Which wheels? Did you see anything from SCOTUS to stop them?

Sy Sperling would be proud ... So for a Nazi like Miller, would it be the "Herr KKKlub for Men(gele))?

I think the Goebbels on the left looks much more lifelike.

This boy ain't right. If he had grown up in a Red state they would have beaten the crap out of him, but he had the luxury of growing up in CA.

Bummer

The power behind the Throne would not be as popular in Red States, as they believe. That's why I believe when Trump dies the whole thing shrivels and dies. It is a cult of personality They can't replicate that no matter how hard the try.

Agree but who's gonna take over? Vance!! Fuck no, Miller, fuck no !! The whole administration must go. Hang them all

If elections occur next year, we are free and clear. He's so self-absorbed they won't even tell him what the polling is telling them. Once the head of the snake is cut off then the body dies.

Therefore their won't be any further elections. If so, than Russian style

Well, if you suppress the vote by every means they can, then yeah. Also, you have to suppress the media, which is well underway. A uniformed voter must vote the propaganda way because that is the only truth.

Can judge all that only from GER, but as far as I see that, that will be one of the benefits when he will set up the martial law soon. What he obviously prepares. In war times there won't be elections, because its war time.....

Gee he won't be able to campaign for anybody either cause of his CANKLES!!

Fingers crossed

As they say around here, he looks like death eating an onion. Seems pretty iffy. It's a shame the national media isn't headlining it. Seems like I remember they are all over "Old Sleepy Joe who fell off his bike," kinda thing. Now, in reality Trump appears to be in a serious health emergency.

Has Voldemort ever smiled?

He’s terribly ugly in any case.

I’m sorry to share my observations but, besides the spray on hair, Miller looks like he’d be right at home in an SS uniform. He is one cold “alpha” male…

The man has gender identity issues.

Thinking it made him look better? 😅

Normally you cannot see his head because it is up trumps ass. But he is still dangerous.

So maybe it is no false hair spray but little speckles of a "false friend"?

Honestly I could care less about his hair. I care more about putting him in jail for the rest of his life for treason and crimes against humanity.

With a really big, brown, angry cell mate.

Oh I wish I’d said that.

Or is that a glue-on toupee?

The most damaged human on the face of the planet.

Katie sure has a type

YOUNGER VERSION OF GRANDPA FROM " THE MUNSTERS" NOT WORKING FOR YOU ASSHOLE

WOW..DON'T YOU JUST LOOK

Rudy Giuliani wanna-be.

Wanna be, Wana be. 🙄

Jesus Fuck, that is my new sleep paralysis demon.

lol

He's almost sporting a widow's peak. Bold move. Although a toupee would have lightened the mood more.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Reflect? That's why he sprayed fake hair on his head so it wouldn't 'reflect' the lights. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Looks like a dying rat crawled onto that knob of a head

I needed a laugh. Thank you so, ha ha, much!

This is exactly how I envision Eddie Munster having a midlife crisis. To the real Eddie Munster, please accept my apologies. I know you are not the the angry sex child of Voldemort and Nosferatu.

Rudy had similar hair around that time at the 4 seasons or whatever

!

ETTD.

Fk, he’s gross😖

As an ex congressmen, I would expect more from you, instead we get sarcasm. Get to the table and fight for something with your democratic colleagues.

Doesn’t the devil use a spray on hair piece too?

How dare. The Devil has luscious locks.

I am very old so my devil has significant hair loss.

That’s okay, he’s still sexy.

At least this ones is hot.

Can’t go wrong with Tim Curry.

❤️🤣

🤣

He looks like he's high as can be.

Don’t forget CHEAP “alpha male”. There are professionals he could pay who could do this for him so that it doesn’t look like he took a can of Home Depot spray paint and a protractor to his head.

With a stencil cut with kids safety sissors out of an old cereal box of Count Chokula

Alpha male 🤣🤣 never has done a manly thing in his life. Maybe piss standing up? Maybe.

😂😅😂😂😅😂💥

He went from looking like a giant dick to looking like a giant dick with a spray on toupee.

Please, please, please god let him get caught in a rainstorm wearing his spray-on hair. Please 🙏?

Both images are proper examples of why siblings shouldn't procreate. It's dollar store paint. Classy. Superior.

🤣🤣

Someone should have told him years ago wanking would make him go bald.

🤣

No one will miss ur egghead with no yoke. So, piss off.....

He should have sprayed it in his eyes to hide how soulless they are. His face would be less disturbing without his eyes.

AK, just when I don’t think I can feel worse about this absolute shitshow, you gift us with pure joy. Bless!

Hahahahahaha😂

Thank you for your unwavering support towards Ukraine 🇺🇦 🙏

Stephen Miller is a ghoul.

With painted on hair…

I find this incredibly disrespectful to ghouls.

🤣🤣🤣

Stephen Miller pronouns: he/himmler

Oh now don't besmirch Pinhead like that...

🤣🤣pinhead🤣🤣🤣

Right lol

Seeing this makes me forget what the original pinhead looked like. It's that perfect.

The original is far more attractive like not even kidding lol

I feel like the actor who played pinhead would jump a little if he saw that pic 😄

Lol he wouldn't know what to do

I came here to say the same thing LOL

He's not cool enough to be pinhead!

The sweet subtle kindnesses of Pinhead juxtaposed against Steven Miller's black hole of a soul....

That little queen just gets on my nerves. Stephen is obviously mentally ill, perhaps a substance abuser, and was bullied during his formation years. His hysterics, his vanity, his hubris are worthy of certain members of Adolph's team. His achilles heal is showing...

Oh no, let's not do Pinhead like that.

Now we need to ask Pinhead if he can return Stephen to hell!

I can actually see him in this leather dress👍🤣😂

A gamma ghoul

What tattoos and where would he have them?

💯

Looks like the other cennobites got the hell out of there. Miller is too toxic for most beings.

Oh HELL no. Don't you do that to Doug Bradley. Or Jamie Clayton, for that matter.

What's in the little box? 😂

bsky.app/profile/djwh...

He sure IS! Please share this for combating this Fascism is more important than ever. We must do it for Trans Community and all LGBTQIA+ people. Fascism scum must never be normalised. Let's build community and fight this evil until it is defeated for good: #TransRights 🏳️‍⚧️ #SayNoToDictators

He would take this as a compliment

Well done!

He’s the type of needledick bottom feeder that tortured small animals in his mother’s basement… this past weekend 🗓️

That’s a cenobite. This is a ghoul, a la Lovecraft:

Yes he is scum.

Ugly scum!! Toilet scum! The most loathsome pos to walk the earth in this time line!

Bwahahahaha

I remember where I was when that happened, like every bad memory that stands out.

"I'm not only the Hair Club President, but I'm also a client!"

Proud white boy

Voldemort has character.

FUGLY UGLY is still FUGLY UGLY -- With or Without Fake Hair! 😡

Are we sure Donald didn’t doodle that on his head? I heard that kind of art is on an alleged birthday book page!

EXCREMENT RAPIST must have used a SHARPIE!

Do you think he went with flat or eggshell?

That was one of the funniest things I had ever seen!

Only thing coming to me is pee-wee Herman.

Did anyone ever mistake Miller for an alpha?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Back off Pee Wee German

A happy little hair clump!

Omg. You win the internet today!!💀🤣

😂😂😂🤣

Did he hide a little tree in there somewhere?

🥰😂😂😂

A happy little tree.

See also: Josef Gobbles Joachim von Ribbenflop Tryhard Heydrich

🔥👏

Bob Ross was a proud USAF veteran and would have “beat the devil” out of notsee Jew Stephen miller given half the chance. That’s my truth.

LOL 🤣

😂😂

😂😜🤪😀😝🤣😃

😂😂😂

Amazing thank you 🙏🏼

🤣🤣Nailed it!!

🤣🤣

😂😂

😂😹

Ordinarily, I don't support cheap shots based on appearance or genetic predispositions (baldness). But in this case...?

no, get out, really. Truly funny.

An insult to drac but same vibe.

#Fact!!

He reminds me of Joseph Goebbels

🤬😂

😂