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Chef Reactions @chefreactions.bsky.social

Apparently the Dutch are using me to teach English to their youth. My apologies

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may 9, 2025, 3:31 pm • 581 21

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Horn Slack @horn-slack.bsky.social

That, sir, is awesome!

may 9, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lilli @lilliandcats.bsky.social

😆😆😆

may 11, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Fan of Democracy @fanofdemocracy.net

that's high praise!!

may 9, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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righteousrabbit.bsky.social @righteousrabbit.bsky.social

I want to be a kid again.

may 9, 2025, 9:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Covid cave dweller @mariablack.bsky.social

Nice to see you 💙

may 12, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hope Heart ❤️‍🔥🫘 @hopeheart.bsky.social

OMG ‼️ this is so good 😂😂 I love it for you

may 10, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kathy Gori @kathygori.bsky.social

Sounds good to me

may 12, 2025, 3:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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dfiggs116.bsky.social @dfiggs116.bsky.social

#27. All of the above.

may 9, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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annpriceisright.bsky.social @annpriceisright.bsky.social

So where is the answer key?

may 9, 2025, 4:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Duncan Ogle-Skan @ogleskan.bsky.social

Are you now a Lard Learning Model? #iapologise

may 9, 2025, 3:58 pm • 7 0 • view
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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social

That’s hilarious. You’ve made it.

may 9, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elvis-it's a nickname @zolascola.bsky.social

OMG! Fully deserved. The Dutch will all be better humored people for it… & likely know a bit too much about how to put too much cheese in things.

may 9, 2025, 5:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Xodus @xodus69.bsky.social

The "cheese" in the videos Chef Reactions uses isn't generally not real cheese, it's a mostly a poor industrial imitation of cheese by Kraft.

may 15, 2025, 10:05 am • 0 0 • view
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jaredcantor.bsky.social @jaredcantor.bsky.social

Not sure about patient, but definitely resigned

may 9, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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creamcityjw ⚾ 86-54 (magic #17) #FUCKICE @creamcityjw.bsky.social

Dutch kids are gonna be saying "fuck" a LOT.

may 9, 2025, 3:45 pm • 29 0 • view
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Xodus @xodus69.bsky.social

Dutch in general do say "Fuck" a lot, even when speaking Dutch. Oh ... And they can use the word uncensored on national tv as well youtu.be/MufgLU2T6HQ?...

may 15, 2025, 10:01 am • 5 0 • view
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JJ Beorn3.bsky.social @beorn3.bsky.social

Are there words that they do censor on TV there?

jun 29, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Xodus @xodus69.bsky.social

Dutch television doesn’t have official censorship rules like some other countries, but there are clear boundaries shaped by social norms, media ethics, and broadcaster guidelines. Here's what’s often considered inappropriate or controversial:

jun 30, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Xodus @xodus69.bsky.social

- Racist or discriminatory language, such as the N-word, is seen as offensive. it usually sparks public outrage and discussions about racism in media. Sexually explicit comments or images are restricted to certain time slots (like after 10 PM) and must comply with the Dutch Media Act.

jun 30, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Xodus @xodus69.bsky.social

Calls for hate or violence are prohibited and can result in penalties from regulators such as the Commissariat for the Media. Inappropriate jokes about sensitive topics like the Holocaust, religion, or disabilities may lead to complaints and reputational damage.

jun 30, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Xodus @xodus69.bsky.social

What’s acceptable depends heavily on context, the format of the program, and its target audience. Some satirical shows often push boundaries, sparking debate over freedom of speech versus social responsibility.

jun 30, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Xodus @xodus69.bsky.social

So in short, no there are no censored words. However that does not mean you can say everything without any consequences

jun 30, 2025, 12:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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continentaldivide.bsky.social @continentaldivide.bsky.social

How did you do on the quiz?

may 9, 2025, 9:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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TruthUnsocial @truthunsocial.bsky.social

Never heard of you till now but gz on being a learning aid.

may 21, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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JJ Beorn3.bsky.social @beorn3.bsky.social

What are the correct answers? 🤣

jun 29, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social

That makes you IMMORTAL now

may 9, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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John LaRue @john-larue21.bsky.social

I just assumed they all learned it the same way my Dutch sister-in-law did- through the BBC and bad American action movies.

may 9, 2025, 3:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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resonanteye, anji, tattooer @resonanteye.bsky.social

well this IS a combination of those two things

may 9, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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brycecoulter.bsky.social @brycecoulter.bsky.social

There should be a question about: What can result from eating some of the most criticized dishes shared on Chef Reactions’ videos? A. Explosive diarrhea B. Vomiting C. Constipation D. All of the above

may 9, 2025, 4:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kimberly - United Global Democracies citizen 🇺🇳 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @humantohuman.bsky.social

When you become the subject of a multiple choice test, you have arrived.

may 9, 2025, 3:43 pm • 10 0 • view
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MK @mkarat3.bsky.social

I want to read the paragraphs they're referencing or which video they're transcribing.

may 9, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social

That’s cute

may 9, 2025, 4:34 pm • 1 0 • view